NationStates Jolt Archive

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That be right me hearties! I got me eye patch, me shiny red hair, and me Anger! Yarr harr harr!

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Arrr harr! Tremble before my pirated might! Indeed, I am a pirate!

(Yeah, I got bored an took some pictures of myself wearing an eye patch. :D )

You're missing the funny hat with the skull-and-crossbones printed on the front.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation

Tee hee. Hee. :P

You're missing the funny hat with the skull-and-crossbones printed on the front.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation

I know i've got one somwhere, but it don't fit in my pocket. :D

now you have to put small ribbons in your hair,light them on fire and put the hat back on.The smoldering will terrify your enemies as you cry: "Kiss her where she pees!!!"

Umm... yeah. I just wanna go around attacking merchant vessels.

Hargh me laddy. :fluffle:


*is embarassed I don't have an eyepatch*

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garr! you'll have to get past me, ye dirty ol' sea dog!

Hargh me laddy. :fluffle:


*is embarassed I don't have an eyepatch*
*is going to buy LP an eyepatch and a hat when she has some money and send them to him*

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garr! you'll have to get past me, ye dirty ol' sea dog!
well you kids have fun playing!

All hail might Paint

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garr! you'll have to get past me, ye dirty ol' sea dog!


*Waits for PM to make a custom pic of him again*

Yarr harr! I have an eyepatch and he don't!

All hail might Paint

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lololololol

Yarrr, ye be lookin' fer a good firs' mate laddie?

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Yarr! Now I have a hat! All hail TIN!

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Yarr! Now I have a hat! All hail TIN!
LOL

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Peechland the pirate

LOL
I thought you'd like it. Have ya also noticed the increase in hair I now have?

Now you gotta go pillage some stuff. I suggest Tink's pants.

I thought you'd like it. Have ya also noticed the increase in hair I now have?
Big fat beard you have there :p

*Waits for PM to make a custom pic of him again*

Yarr harr! I have an eyepatch and he don't!
hehe you guessed it... i can't help myself:p


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yarr!!

Now you gotta go pillage some stuff. I suggest Tink's pants.
what makes you think i'm wearing pants?!

Big fat beard you have there :p

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Yeah I thought it looked good. :D

Yarr!


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hehe you guessed it... i can't help myself:p

-Image snipped-

yarr!!

I like it.... ;)

what makes you think i'm wearing pants?!

My nice clean unblemished mind.

My nice clean unblemished mind.
Do those still exist? I thought they were an urban legend. ;)

what makes you think i'm wearing pants?!


Aaarrrr... you'll always be pantless in my mind's one eye now

Hoist the mizzenmast!!!

And prepare to board!!!

Not so fast Licky! Fire the cannons!

*A number of cannons fire... launching 2 tons of grapes into the enemy.*

"Cap'n, when they said grapeshot, they didn't mean..."

Shut it mister mate!

"Cap'n?"

What?

"Why don't we use Pineapples, they 'urt more than grapes!"

Good idea! Load a group 'o pineapples and open fire!

You need a parrot, TIN. A blind one with two wooden legs and a wooden wing that sits on your shoulder and spits at people, saying 'Yarr, give me rum!'

You need a parrot, TIN. A blind one with two wooden legs and a wooden wing that sits on your shoulder and spits at people, saying 'Yarr, give me rum!'

Here be my little polly!

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Yarr! Things be jolly Smurfy around Smurf!

I agree.


Wait, what did I do?

Not so fast Licky! Fire the cannons!

*A number of cannons fire... launching 2 tons of grapes into the enemy.*

"Cap'n, when they said grapeshot, they didn't mean..."

Shut it mister mate!

"Cap'n?"

What?

"Why don't we use Pineapples, they 'urt more than grapes!"

Good idea! Load a group 'o pineapples and open fire!Now isn't that from a movie I watched a long time ago? Or is it your own invention? I've forgotten.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

My nice clean unblemished mind.Hmmm... cf. Tink's characterization of herself as sweet and innocent... Something fishy's going on around here...........


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Now isn't that from a movie I watched a long time ago? Or is it your own invention? I've forgotten.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Its from Count Duckula. I have series one on DVD. :D

I just thought of something! TIN can't be a pirate! Pirates are enemies of the Imperial Navy....unless TIN has multiple personality disorder! :eek:

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I just thought of something! TIN can't be a pirate! Pirates are enemies of the Imperial Navy....unless TIN has multiple personality disorder! :eek:

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

What did he say?

Ehh Shut up ye scurvy dog!

Don't be so mean!

I'll do what I like!

Heh... sorry, had a relapse.

I gotta run. See ye tommorrow, me heaties!

Oh! Better far to live & die under the brave black flag I fly.
I play the santcomomous part with a pirate head & a pirate heart.
Yet into the cheating world go you
Where pirates all are well to do
Yet I'll be true to the song I sing
And live & Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiie!
A Pi I I IAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIArat King!
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king!

You mean "r". Don't you? DON'T YOU? *gets dragged off by men in white coats* Yay, painters!

Here be my little polly!

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Yarr! Things be jolly Smurfy around Smurf!
Yarr, me pirate be after thee! See! (http://img72.echo.cx/my.php?image=gargamel9av.png)
Arr, bloody paint...*shakes fist at sky*

Yarr, me pirate be after thee! See! (http://img72.echo.cx/my.php?image=gargamel9av.png)
Arr, bloody paint...*shakes fist at sky*
Paint is scary. It makes me see "them".

I'm a Ninja-Pirate. But you can't see me becuase I'm so stealthy.

Arr.

*Shuriken*

I'm a Ninja-Pirate. But you can't see me becuase I'm so stealthy.

Arr.

*Shuriken*
*looks at book of ninja-pirates a lá Where's Wally*

*finds Ravea, who is throwing a shuriken from behind a pillar and saying 'yarr'*

Found you.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I Be back!

YARR! How dare ya Ignore me ye Scurvy dogs!

*Fires Pineapples on the crowd*