NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes, it's that time again, kids.

Time for another exciting installment into the world of "what if"s.

I hope you enjoy as this is actually something I had to choose between just this last weekend.

being the wuss of all wuss's when it comes to bugs........I regretfully have to choose Celine. :(

How 'bout both at once?

How 'bout both at once?

Awwww ... you perv. ;)

Only if it's Céline Dion's greatest hits in French. Really, she's not that bad in French.

That is hilarious! What on earth were you doing to be in that situation?

I choose the ants, hands down.

You know, I'm gonna have to go with the ants on this one. At least I won't have to live with permanent emotional scars...

I have a little brother, I can tune out sound. I'll go with the music.

Celine. She's no worse than the easy-listening trash I have to endure at work. Ant pincers hurt a wee bit, and I imagine that they'd take longer than 2 hours to eat me.

After Celine's finished, I can buy me some delicious psychotherapy.

Celine. She's no worse than the easy-listening trash I have to endure at work. Ant pincers hurt a wee bit, and I imagine that they'd take longer than 2 hours to eat me.

After Celine's finished, I can buy me some delicious psychotherapy.

Ah, a great Ramones song. That would probably ease the pain you'd receive from listening to Celine.

I have too much to live for....I'll sit in a car for two hours and listen to that crap rather then be eaten by ants alive.

It was a tough decision. I hate Celine Dion!

Hmm, I have much to live for for now. Celine Dion is Canadian - Canada's cool.

What is great is that there is very little irony with choosing either of these options, so people are generally approaching it like they would a serious question.

I went with Celine Dion, as I would rather have my head spontaneously explode rather than having it eaten from the inside out.

After 12 years in public school, being lectured by my parents constantly and 4 years of my brother owning an amp the size of our house, I have developed the necessary skill of blocking annoying noises.

So, I choose Celine Dion.

I have a little brother, I can tune out sound. I'll go with the music.

Same here, my brother plays trumpet just to give me more practice ;)

Niether?

Tough call...we are, after all, talking about just two hours. Just enough to go insane, but not enough to make me suicidal. If we were talking all day, I would take the ants, no question.

Celine Dion.
Shes quite good, I dont know why you guys hate her so much, maybe thats the reason, because shes...good.
Anything except the ants.
If I had to choose between listening to techno or Hiphop, I would even choose that over having my skin slowly dissappear up ants mouths in front of me.
Instead of having ants burrow into the jelly of my eyeballs as I scream my ant infested lungs out, under the hot sun, I would instead choose listening to Moby.

Just drive fast with the windows down and you won't hear a thing

Where do you think of such situations?

Celine Dion... I could fall asleep in the car...

I'd just open the window and shut my head in it.

Just drive fast with the windows down and you won't hear a thing

True, but if you hit a traffic jam, you're fucked.

I went with the ants. At least you can coat yourself in ant powder.