NationStates Jolt Archive


Megatron Vs Skelator

ProMonkians
17-05-2005, 20:14
Who's the baddest of the bad assess?

Skelator
http://www3.sympatico.ca/thebear/pictures/skeletor/coming.jpg

or

Megatron
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/proMonkey/megsoldlady.jpg
Incenjucarania
17-05-2005, 20:17
I vote for the little kid taking a nap.
The Tribes Of Longton
17-05-2005, 20:22
Megatron. Skeletor was just He-Man's homoerotic gimp. I mean, look at the mask...
McLeod03
17-05-2005, 20:22
I vote for the little kid taking a nap.

The guy who's gonna get scared witless when he wakes up and finds Skelator leaning over him?
The Tribes Of Longton
17-05-2005, 20:23
The guy who's gonna get scared witless when he wakes up and finds Skelator leaning over him?
Yeah. The pasty skin, that deformed, emaciated face...
Sumamba Buwhan
17-05-2005, 20:25
I like Megatrons tennis shoes
McLeod03
17-05-2005, 20:40
Yeah. The pasty skin, that deformed, emaciated face...

Dude, you're looking in the mirror again.
ProMonkians
17-05-2005, 20:42
I like Megatrons tennis shoes

Even the baddest of the bad still need to have street cred.
Sumamba Buwhan
17-05-2005, 20:49
Megatron
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/proMonkey/megsoldlady.jpg

Old Lady(?): What's wrong with this vending maching? *pounds on it to get money back*
Megatron: Help me! :(
The Charlatans
17-05-2005, 20:58
Facts are facts...Megatron was way badder than Skeletor...Starscream and Soundwave would have eaten him for breakfast...
Super-power
17-05-2005, 22:23
A Gundam > Megatron > Skelator

Skelator would be pwned by Megatorns 1337 transformation-based p0w0rz, and afterwards, a Gundam drops by to slice & dice Megatron w/a beam sabre.
Karas
17-05-2005, 22:26
Megatron. Skeletor was just He-Man's homoerotic gimp. I mean, look at the mask...

That's not a mask. That's his face. He doesn't have any skin on his face, hence the name Skeletor.

Megatron is badder. He's a giant robot with a nuclear fusion cannon on his arm. However when it comes to homoeroticism Megatron and Optimus Prime have Skeletor and He-Man beat.

I remember that there was an episode where Optimus wielded Megatron as a weapon. Those of us who have owned the toy know what Megatron's "trigger" really was.

I stand by the assertion that they made Megatron a Tank in later series not because of the backlash against realistic toy guns but because of the giant crotch trigger.
The Tribes Of Longton
17-05-2005, 22:27
A Gundam > Megatron > Skelator

Skelator would be pwned by Megatorns 1337 transformation-based p0w0rz, and afterwards, a Gundam drops by to slice & dice Megatron w/a beam sabre.
Yeah, but Tetsuo would trounce them all. Unless he was going all mutated. In which case...
Sumamba Buwhan
17-05-2005, 22:30
Orko pwns all!

Skeletor can't sing (http://abum.com/files/Movies/heman_gay.wmv)
Karas
17-05-2005, 22:34
Megatron would just step on Tetsuo and blast a hole in any Gundam.

PLus, you have to love his political philosophy. "Peace through tyrany". No one can disagree with that.
The Tribes Of Longton
17-05-2005, 22:37
Megatron would just step on Tetsuo and blast a hole in any Gundam.

PLus, you have to love his political philosophy. "Peace through tyrany". No one can disagree with that.
Step on tetsuo? The guy would just go all overpressure on Megatron's ass e.g. when he crushes the guards into the walls.
Jordaxia
17-05-2005, 22:38
No way! Tetsuo would just tear him to bits before mutating into a giant baby. Then he'd just grow all over him. Telekinetic power is hard to beat.

Skeletor would kick his arse on prinicple though. He-man cheats, and this is well documented. Surviving a bath of lava constitutes cheating. if that doesn't kill you, not much will.
The Tribes Of Longton
17-05-2005, 22:38
That's not a mask. That's his face. He doesn't have any skin on his face, hence the name Skeletor.
Yeah, well, that just makes him the original gimp, from whence all gimpage cometh.
Sumamba Buwhan
17-05-2005, 22:43
http://abum.com/files/Movies/heman_gay.wmv <- see it - now
Club House
18-05-2005, 03:24
Yeah, but Tetsuo would trounce them all. Unless he was going all mutated. In which case...
psychological powers dont count. were trying to be realistic here...
p.s. remember when he got shot with the laser. megatron is much more powerful than that. clearly he has enough power to blast through his psycho sheild or whatever.
Afghregastan
18-05-2005, 03:29
psychological powers dont count. were trying to be realistic here...
p.s. remember when he got shot with the laser. megatron is much more powerful than that. clearly he has enough power to blast through his psycho sheild or whatever.

Yeah, furthermore, mental powers wouldn't be effective against a solid state electronic brain. Everyone knows that the EM/psi fields involved with mind control don't interact with semi-conductor material. DUH!
Club House
18-05-2005, 03:37
Yeah, furthermore, mental powers wouldn't be effective against a solid state electronic brain. Everyone knows that the EM/psi fields involved with mind control don't interact with semi-conductor material. DUH!
no no no, hes telekenetic. but anyway, he doesnt count.
Sdaeriji
18-05-2005, 03:37
http://www.yuanlei.com/transformers/decepticons/gen1/big/starscream.jpg

Starscream could kick all their asses 84 consecutive times and still be able to bake some cyanide brownies for homo-Bumble-Bee to choke on.
Phylum Chordata
18-05-2005, 04:49
Skeletor's rubber head gives him an advantage when it comes to absorbing damage, also his moulded plastic body is stronger and slightly pliant, unlike Megatron's more brittle construction. Skeletor survived being used as a chew toy by a Scottish terrier. Now that's tough!

Skeletor and He-man have always been "very" close. However they were both inconvenienced when a rebal alliance of Star Wars figures, Micronaughts and Lego people, threw grappling hooks onto Castle Greyskull and dragged it off the top of the cupboard.
Bonferoni
18-05-2005, 05:16
http://www.yuanlei.com/transformers/decepticons/gen1/big/starscream.jpg

Starscream could kick all their asses 84 consecutive times and still be able to bake some cyanide brownies for homo-Bumble-Bee to choke on.
mmmmm---cyanide brownies *homeresque drooling*
Megatron man-he has awesome semi truck capabilities--big gun devious:)

though, starscream does have the backstabbing fantasticness that we all love :p
Karas
18-05-2005, 05:50
psychological powers dont count. were trying to be realistic here...
p.s. remember when he got shot with the laser. megatron is much more powerful than that. clearly he has enough power to blast through his psycho sheild or whatever.

According to the bock of the toy box, Megatron can make his cannon more powerful by linking it to a black hole in some interdimensional manner. So he is much more powerfull than any silly solar laser.

He might be suspeciable to telepathic powers, though. Soundwave's mind reading power works on organic brains just as well as they work on machine brains.
The Alma Mater
18-05-2005, 11:04
psychological powers dont count. were trying to be realistic here....

Like a robot the size of a house transforming into a gun that is exactly the right size to wield for other housesized robots and humans alike :p ?

Which is why MegaTron wins. He can just make himself tiny and hide :)
BackwoodsSquatches
18-05-2005, 11:17
Voltron would show up and eat them both like the candy asses they are.

The Lion version..the vehicle one blew goats.
L-rouge
18-05-2005, 12:06
Megs kicks ass! Giant metal robot versus tiny gimpfaced skeleton...no contest!
Ancient Valyria
18-05-2005, 14:39
Beast Wars' Megatron > all

http://megatronofcybertron2.homestead.com/files/bwmegatrontoon.jpg
Evil Cantadia
18-05-2005, 18:03
Old Lady(?): What's wrong with this vending maching? *pounds on it to get money back*
Megatron: Help me! :(

Ya, that old lady is savaging Megatron!
The Tribes Of Longton
18-05-2005, 18:07
Beast Wars' Megatron > all

http://megatronofcybertron2.homestead.com/files/bwmegatrontoon.jpg
Beast wars isn't even fit to take part in He-man's filthy sex games with Skeletor.
Enlightened Humanity
18-05-2005, 18:12
Skeletor is the baddest of the bad, but that Megatron suit is an absolute stunner!