Kejott's Corner Of Love
Welcome to my corner, my corner of love that is. Feel free to ask me any questions pertaining to love and sexuality. Just don't ask for my credentials or qualifications...cause I'm Kejott damn it! That's all you need to know! I'll do my best to answer ya damn questions as fast and fabricated...um I mean accurately as I can. Start the questions ya bastards!
The Imperial Navy
17-05-2005, 09:27
Picture this. You're standing, naked, in a refrigerator... :D
Picture this. You're standing, naked, in a refrigerator... :D
That's not in the form of a question, but I shall answer it anyways!
If it were ME in the fridge naked, you would see increased enlargement in the area down below, as for you I'm afraid I can't say the same. :cool:
Next question bitches!
The Imperial Navy
17-05-2005, 09:30
Yay!
Are you a human?
If so, you can't answer my questions because they pertain more to members of my race. I can ask anyway if you know anything about Ganymedians, Gheukarians, Silenians, or Taríkí, but if you don't I won't bother.
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Are you a human?
If so, you can't answer my questions because they pertain more to members of my race. I can ask anyway if you know anything about Ganymedians, Gheukarians, Silenians, or Taríkí, but if you don't I won't bother.
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
I'm not human...I'm superhuman! Does that count?
Sumamba Buwhan
17-05-2005, 20:30
when one is in love with two women who are bisexual and love you as well as each other... should one fight for the right of bigamy?
I'm not human...I'm superhuman! Does that count?No. Superhumans died out 1 million years ago. That means...... *gasps* you're a zombie! :eek: *Runs around screaming for help*
;)
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
ProMonkians
17-05-2005, 20:32
What's the best way to difuse tension between two neighbours, where one of the neighbours may or may not have made remarks about the promiscuousness of the other's wife.
Also what is the best mean to substantiate said claims
Sumamba Buwhan
17-05-2005, 20:35
One finds oneself in the company of Pamela Anderson - she wants to get frisky in bed with one but one knows she has hep c and besides one has no condoms. What does one do?
What's the best way to difuse tension between two neighbours, where one of the neighbours may or may not have made remarks about the promiscuousness of the other's wife.
Also what is the best mean to substantiate said claims
You need to man up and walk over to his house and get your bitch slap on, but make sure you wear a ski mask so they can't identify you. Also wear leather gloves so you can't leave any identification and they look cool. The tension would ease up quite nicely after he's in the hopsital and unable to remember what occured.
One finds oneself in the company of Pamela Anderson - she wants to get frisky in bed with one but one knows she has hep c and besides one has no condoms. What does one do?
Get creative, use plastic wrap, zip-lock baggies, anything. Or you can always grab a knife and hunt down the closest dog and use it's intestines as a condom. Always works for me.
(to Kejott) Very...uh....creative. *disappears*
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
(to Kejott) Very...uh....creative. *disappears*
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
*Hunts you down and shoots you in the chest with a shotgun and hands you an origami crane*
Yep, I sure am creative! Look at that craftmanship!
*Hunts you down and shoots you in the chest with a shotgun and hands you an origami crane*
Yep, I sure am creative! Look at that craftmanship!Pic please?
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Pic please?
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Seppatown?