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I was at a friend's birthday party the other day, pissed as a bishop, and I somewhat completely ruined my chances with this girl there - who I've liked for a while but not said much to - by making an entirely inappropriate suggestion.

Reflecting upon this a few days later, I came up with an (I think) brilliant idea for a t-shirt slogan:

I AM THE
MUFF'IN MAN

What do you think of it, and has anyone else thought of any?

Bump, before my topic falls off the end...

I like it.

I like it.

My sincere thanks. If only she had said that when I my doomed question.

I was at a friend's birthday party the other day, pissed as a bishop, and I somewhat completely ruined my chances with this girl there - who I've liked for a while but not said much to - by making an entirely inappropriate suggestion.

Reflecting upon this a few days later, I came up with an (I think) brilliant idea for a t-shirt slogan:

I AM THE
MUFF'IN MAN

What do you think of it, and has anyone else thought of any?

Imagine the same situation but with the phrase "come on, let me do blow off of your ass."

*for the record, I don't even do coke, making that statement all the more puzzling

Imagine the same situation but with the phrase "come on, let me do blow off of your ass."

*for the record, I don't even do coke, making that statement all the more puzzling

The things we say when we're drunk, eh?

Actually been given a couple of addresses while wearing this at parties:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00011CR4A.01-A2U33MOBAYHRG5._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

...as well as some puzzled, and a few alarmed looks. :D

I've an old t-shirt I like to wear. It's black, with white text, in the same font as yours;

reality / re-a-li-ti / - something
that happens when you are
not playing computer games

The things we say when we're drunk, eh?

Yeah. I really didn't know how to react when some girl I didn't even know grabbed me by the lapels and whispered urgently "Why? Do you have any? Do you?" If only I was a cokehead and not just a loud drunk...

Yeah. I really didn't know how to react when some girl I didn't even know grabbed me by the lapels and whispered urgently "Why? Do you have any? Do you?" If only I was a cokehead and not just a loud drunk...

If there weren't any side effects, we'd all be doing it.

Oh, and I remembered another idea:

No, we're not just walking the same way,
I am actually following you home

I have a shirt that says 'Dirty' on the front and 'F*ck' on the back.

I'd like to see a shirt for blondes that says 'I Am Not a Bimbo'.

I want to get a t-shirt made with the George Carlin quote: "We're all fucked. It helps to remember that."

i plan on having one made that says "smile" or somesuch imperative ("fuck" "eat" etc.) on the front, and on the back there will be a picture of a rottweiler puppy and a gun and it will say "or the puppy gets it."

I'll make a shirt that says:

'Homoclaustrophobic. Step away.'

i plan on having one made that says "smile" or somesuch imperative ("fuck" "eat" etc.) on the front, and on the back there will be a picture of a rottweiler puppy and a gun and it will say "or the puppy gets it."
:( You cruel, cruel t-shirt man. I have a rottweiler...

Best T-Shirt ever! (http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/30bd63e3)

I like the Muffin Man shirt.

I'd like to see one that just says, in bold letters:

RUN!

I like the Muffin Man shirt.

I'd like to see one that just says, in bold letters:

RUN!

Thanks for that. I saw a shirt once which said "I am a bomb disposal expert. If you see me running, try to keep up!"

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Insert picture of cute kitten.
"Please, think of the kittens."

Disclaimer: Don't actually think of the kittens while you're, you know...

"Abortion Rules!"

:D

"This is how you'd look if you weren't so ugly."

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Insert picture of cute kitten.
"Please, think of the kittens."

Disclaimer: Don't actually think of the kittens while you're, you know...
It would certainly take longer...I don't want to know if it doesn't, please don't tell me...

I have resisted this too much-

You know, Funky Beat, me and some others have been looking for you, searching for you, had to find you. Where the hell you been?

I've decided not to explain that.

Tshirt hell got rid of their 'worse than hell' and with it some of their best stuff :(

One of my plays called for a character to be wearing a "I 'heart' San Francisco" t-shirt and to give one to another character, but in the workshop we didn't have two of those shirts so the actor playing the first character (who was a bit of a wise ass anyway) wore a shirt that said "I 'heart' Your Mom" but didn't tell me. I was going to get mad, but I laughed too damn hard to make it convincing.

The T-shirt quoted in my sig made me laugh my ass off as well. For those who have sigs turned off (wise, wise cats you)-
"I presume my reputation for arogant presumption has preceded me." from The Onion.

"I may have alzheimers...

(back) but atleast I don't have alzheimers"

"being schizophrenic means never having to say 'we're sorry'"

"Agoraphobics Unite"

"Dyslexics of the world untie"

okay, the last one is an actual shirt, but I love it


Note: I hope noone is actually offended by these. If you are, sorry.

If there weren't any side effects, we'd all be doing it.

Oh, and I remembered another idea:

No, we're not just walking the same way,
I am actually following you home
What do you mean Side effects?
*As he says this nose falls off*
Apparently im the Fonz!

AND
'I just F**KED your Girlfriend!'

I've ever seen was a spoof of the Ipod that had Lyndie England from Abu Gharib fame holding the leash, but set-up like an Ipod ad. I so wish I could find it :sniper:

On front: I'm half Bulemic
On bakc: I binge alot.

Big outline map of the USA, inside of which reads the words LAND OF THE FREE* -- the asterisk leads you to the fine print at the bottom which reads "some restrictions apply, void where prohibited"

FRONT: "I made it clear to the world: you are either with us or you are with the enemy." -- President George W. Bush
BACK, IN HUGE LETTERS: ENEMY

B&W Picture of Geronimo's war council in a blue frame, on top:
"Department of Homeland Security" -- on bottom: "Fighting terrorism since 1492"

B&W picture of Jack Ruby gunning down Lee Harvey Oswald with the deputy recoiling in shock. Only some clever Photoshopper has inserted (and fairly seamlessly, I might add) a microphone and stand for Oswald, a Roland keyboard for the flail-handed deputy, and a guitar in place of Ruby's gun. The caption reads: "The Oswald Band, last live performance, Dallas, 1963."

And finally, there's the one I'm wearing presently. A bright medium blue with white letters that read:
MALL*WART
YOUR SOURCE FOR CHEAP PLASTIC CRAP

T-shirts are a kind of hobby for me.

I like my T-shirt...

"I feel much better now that I have lost all hope."

Seriously...when you have, you do.

B&W picture of Jack Ruby gunning down Lee Harvey Oswald with the deputy recoiling in shock. Only some clever Photoshopper has inserted (and fairly seamlessly, I might add) a microphone and stand for Oswald, a Roland keyboard for the flail-handed deputy, and a guitar in place of Ruby's gun. The caption reads: "The Oswald Band, last live performance, Dallas, 1963."

Now that is a very cool t-shirt :cool:

My favourite is my AK47 tshirt...

Has AK47 in big letters with a outline of one with the quote (from Jackie Brown) "When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every m**********r in the room"

But the t-shirt isn't censored :D Most of my uni professors actually like it too :confused:

Has AK47 in big letters with a outline of one with the quote (from Jackie Brown) "When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every m**********r in the room"


As a professor, I can speak for myself when I say I like that shirt, too.

"Man, that's some repugnant sh*t!"

Good movie. Not great, but good movie.

"straight edge is a waste"

There was a really fat guy walking around in that one on Groezrock 2005

Either that or my Mario t-shirt:

(pic of little mario) + (pic of mushroom) = (pic of Big Mario)

I was told to stop wearing it once as it condoned drug abuse :rolleyes:

Either that or my Mario t-shirt:

(pic of little mario) + (pic of mushroom) = (pic of Big Mario)

I was told to stop wearing it once as it condoned drug abuse :rolleyes:
LOL

priceless

As a professor, I can speak for myself when I say I like that shirt, too.

"Man, that's some repugnant sh*t!"

Good movie. Not great, but good movie.

Agreed, not as good as Pulp Fiction, a little too slick, but still a decent movie.

I just browsed through t-shirt hell and found one that made me crack up.

"I'm so black, I scare myself."

I've ever seen was a spoof of the Ipod that had Lyndie England from Abu Gharib fame holding the leash, but set-up like an Ipod ad. I so wish I could find it :sniper:

Just google 'abu ghraib ipod'.

LOL

priceless

My girl friend has also been asked to steal it from me by some of her friends...not gonna happen, ITS MINE IT TELL YOU!!! MINE!!!!!!!! mwahahahahahaha


ahem

I
LOVE
NIGGERS

note that I am not racist.
<edit>
But I am white.

My girl friend has also been asked to steal it from me by some of her friends...not gonna happen, ITS MINE IT TELL YOU!!! MINE!!!!!!!! mwahahahahahaha


ahem
Just steal her panties in return.......maybe you could sell them and buy a new T-shirt from the money

note that I am not racist.
<edit>
But I am white.
Errr........ why does that matter?

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a323/a323.gif

<funny

Try this one on for size
"there is a small pedophile in all of us"

Just steal her panties in return.......maybe you could sell them and buy a new T-shirt from the money

I've never seen another one since i bought it, so would kinda be a problem!

Ive got one says
'Top of the Class'

Now the question is how big is this class?............

I've never seen another one since i bought it, so would kinda be a problem!
Steal her panties anyway

Steal her panties anyway

Why steal when i can ask? :D

Why steal when i can ask? :D
Cause it's more fun ;)

Cause it's more fun ;)

No asking is more fun, esp when she might actually be wearing the ones i want...

No asking is more fun, esp when she might actually be wearing the ones i want...

To take or not to take, that is the question...

No asking is more fun, esp when she might actually be wearing the ones i want...
Stealing the ones she is wearing...


*drool*

To take or not to take, that is the question...

If its got that far, there is no question.


Stealing the ones she is wearing...


*drool*

man i'm feeling homesick! :(

"Fat people are hard to kidnap"

lol

I once saw a fat girl with a t-shirt "bomb-squad"

No shit?

What's wrong with the good old "I'm with stupid ->" t-shirt?

What's wrong with the good old "I'm with stupid ->" t-shirt?

These days, it's about as funny as a knock-knock joke...

These days, it's about as funny as a knock-knock joke...

I have a better one.

"I'm with Stupid" *arrow pointing to crotch*

:D

I have a better one.

"I'm with Stupid" *arrow pointing to crotch*

:D


Now *that* is funny! :)

I've got this terrific shirt I used to wear all the time when I was a hardcore punk (I'll get around to shifting back to the scene sooner or later)... it's red with a white disk on the front with a swastika on it. Some time ago one of my goth mates sliced his chest open with a broken bottle... idiot. There was so much blood that I managed to write 'drunk on the pope's blood' on it. That's a lot of blood. He almost died. Anyway. Whenever I wear it everyone is real shocked, I even get attacked from time to time. It's super. I'm not a nazi, btw.

Christina

I want one that says "just because I like sex doesn't mean that you have a chance."

Can't wear it in front of Mum tho. :D

Either that or my Mario t-shirt:

(pic of little mario) + (pic of mushroom) = (pic of Big Mario)

I was told to stop wearing it once as it condoned drug abuse :rolleyes:
I have that one! Yay!

front:
sex is my religion

back:
let us pray

here's a nice one:

I have a nice body...

...it's in my trunk...

I want to get one with a picture of charles manson on the front and on the back "Charles Manson official fan club founder"