Should I move to Mars?
QuentinTarantino
16-05-2005, 22:44
Its the closest planet I could think of but theres less pollution, it won't be very crowded, the scenery is beautiful. I know it'll be tough but what do you think about me moving to Mars?
Vittos Ordination
16-05-2005, 22:45
I support it for the good of humanity.
No because Quentin Tarantino needs to stay right here where he can continue to entertain us.
Why not on the surface of an asteriod within the ort cloud? You'd have an awesome view of the solar system and you there would be nobody around for several AU to bother you.
Ulrichland
16-05-2005, 22:53
Its the closest planet I could think of but theres less pollution, it won't be very crowded, the scenery is beautiful. I know it'll be tough but what do you think about me moving to Mars?
Hey, I might just join you in your Martian exile.
I mean, it can't be really much worth than Earth right now, right?
QuentinTarantino
16-05-2005, 22:53
Why not on the surface of an asteriod within the ort cloud? You'd have an awesome view of the solar system and you there would be nobody around for several AU to bother you.
Does an asteriod move around and you know hit things?
Markreich
16-05-2005, 22:55
Its the closest planet I could think of but theres less pollution, it won't be very crowded, the scenery is beautiful. I know it'll be tough but what do you think about me moving to Mars?
Pennsylvania is never a good place to move to. Unless you're in Jersey. :D
(yes, there IS a Mars, PA.)
Does an asteriod move around and you know hit things?
Yes you'd have a mobile home, but if you properly isolate and calculate the position of an asteriod and it's course as well as the other bodies around it, I'm sure you could find one that isn't on a collision course.
Mars has a very high tax rate and their government services are a bit lacking.
Dyslexic lawn gnomes
16-05-2005, 23:00
YES YES YES YES YES YES YE YS Y E S !! :fluffle:
Ulrichland
16-05-2005, 23:04
Mars has a very high tax rate and their government services are a bit lacking.
Plus it is a red planet. It's full of republican communists.
Dyslexic lawn gnomes
16-05-2005, 23:10
haven't you ever seen the " Red planet" movies? It never wors out, THEY DIE. the out come of you moveing their would be only that of death. but then again i would love too it happen in real life. :p
Phylum Chordata
17-05-2005, 00:25
Well, I went to that little restaurant on the lip of Hellas crater the other day, but I didn't like it. No atmosphere.
Mars? Hmmm...I suspect you're a human. In that case I wouldn't recommend it. For one thing, it's got a 64% tax rate and even higher for the wealthy. And, wireless internet is unheard of. Plus, it's inhabited by large metal creatures which I had to exile there after they tried to conquer Europa back in the Third Age of Callisto, and they eat everything. Tomato pancakes, chicken-flavored cake, pizza with lemon drops, people - everything. Have you ever wondered why there's no life on Mars? They ate it. Plus, they have no TV. Not recommended.
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe