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I bought some "power stripe" deodorant over the weekend. Today I used it. After I put it on I smelled something very similar to stale beer. It was the deodorant! I sprayed on some cologne to cover up the stale beer smell because I didn't have time to take another shower before work, but the stale beer deodorant is still cutting through the cologne.

Has someone at the deodorant factory played a massive practical joke by releasing stale beer scented deodorant? Will people at work think I'm a degenerate alcoholic?

Please don't buy any of that power stripe deodorant if you don't want to end up smelling like a dirty bar stool.

I find that the "dirty barstool" smell puts the kind of women I pick up at ease.

I find that the "dirty barstool" smell puts the kind of women I pick up at ease.
Good point. I'll be sure to use that deodorant next time I go to one of the local dives to pick up drunk chicks.

Hopefully you don't get pulled over on the road.

"Sir, I smell alchohol, have you been drinking?"

"Officer, let me tell you about this deodorant..."

"Step out of the car, please"

Seriously, though dude, that blows. What brand was it?

Good point. I'll be sure to use that deodorant next time I go to one of the local dives to pick up drunk chicks.

I find that "faint urine" works well also.

Hopefully you don't get pulled over on the road.

"Sir, I smell alchohol, have you been drinking?"

"Officer, let me tell you about this deodorant..."

"Step out of the car, please"

Seriously, though dude, that blows. What brand was it?
Right Guard Power Stripe. You know, the kind that used to be advertized by two of the rappers from Wu Tang, and is currently advertized by Terrel Owens.

I find that "faint urine" works well also.
Bad beer and urine odor? Am I hunting or trying to screw fat drunk chicks here?

Bad beer and urine odor? Am I hunting or trying to screw fat drunk chicks here?

There is very little difference between the two. The only difference is in the mounting process after a successful hunt.

There is very little difference between the two. The only difference is in the mounting process after a successful hunt.
Really? That means I've been mounting one type wrong.

Right Guard Power Stripe. You know, the kind that used to be advertized by two of the rappers from Wu Tang, and is currently advertized by Terrel Owens.

okay, now I remember the one you're talking about, with the Red Rover game and the cheezy special effects. I've generally been pretty happy with my Old Spice solid stick, but now I know not to try the Power Stripe. Course, here in Vegas, stale beer is like bird songs. Just proof that morning has come...

I play wargames. I get your feeling every time I buy models ;)

Really? That means I've been mounting one type wrong.

That was like a "Choose your own adventure" joke. The possibilities are endless.

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By the way, I here putting cigarrette ash in your mouth and swishing it around with bourbon is another hunting tactic. *nods*

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By the way, I here putting cigarrette ash in your mouth and swishing it around with bourbon is another hunting tactic. *nods*

The key is to keep the cigarette burning while ashing in your mouth. They are drawn to the glow.

And may I recommend Marlboro Red (Lucky Strike Non-Filtered if you are big game hunting).

At least that deodorant lasts as long as advertised.

Brut deodorant says it gives 24-hour protection. Hahaha. It doesn't even last five hours. And, you know what the worst part is? It's over $3 a stick, and it runs out after about twenty uses.

I'd rather smell like stale beer than have a deodorant that doesn't last.

At least that deodorant lasts as long as advertised.

Brut deodorant says it gives 24-hour protection. Hahaha. It doesn't even last five hours. And, you know what the worst part is? It's over $3 a stick, and it runs out after about twenty uses.

I'd rather smell like stale beer than have a deodorant that doesn't last.Dude, that misses the whole point. Stale beer is an odor. A deodorant should not remove odors, not replace one with another.

The key is to keep the cigarette burning while ashing in your mouth. They are drawn to the glow.

And may I recommend Marlboro Red (Lucky Strike Non-Filtered if you are big game hunting).

Ah, yes. The higher the amount of nicotine, the greater the odour. Not to mention temporary dizziness, which gives the illusion that you are drunk. Perfect.

Dude, that misses the whole point. Stale beer is an odor. A deodorant should not remove odors, not replace one with another.

At least stale beer is better than what you get for not using deodorant, which is the effect Brut gives when it starts wearing off just two hours after you put it on.

Ah, yes. The higher the amount of nicotine, the greater the odour. Not to mention temporary dizziness, which gives the illusion that you are drunk. Perfect.

But always remember that for truely efficient hunting one must be truely drunk. The greatest hunters can reach the threshhold where they can no longer hold a sensible conversation, yet can still manage to find their way home.

But always remember that for truely efficient hunting one must be truely drunk. The greatest hunters can reach the threshhold where they can no longer hold a sensible conversation, yet can still manage to find their way home.

Or even better, to somebody else's home!

:D

Or even better, to somebody else's home!

:D

That is very true.

Using someone else's couch for the mounting process avoids the problem of cleaning up.