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I'm blaming all the problems on..

Cremerica
15-05-2005, 19:41
I'm blaming all the problems in today's society on Ronald Reagan
QuentinTarantino
15-05-2005, 19:42
I'm British so I'll blame all my problems on Thatcher then
Chellis
15-05-2005, 19:42
Thats a good idea. Too bad I blame all of mine on the congress in the late 1910's.
Vittos Ordination
15-05-2005, 19:42
I'll blame Myrth.
New Watenho
15-05-2005, 19:43
Have to say I'm with Tarantino on this one. Thatcher. Especially the state the NHS is in.
Czardas
15-05-2005, 19:43
I'll blame myself.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Alien Born
15-05-2005, 19:44
Tony Blair, methinks. No, thinking again it was really all Mandelson's fault.
Vittos Ordination
15-05-2005, 19:45
I'll blame myself.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I'll blame you too.
Refused Party Program
15-05-2005, 19:45
I blame the parents.
Santa Barbara
15-05-2005, 19:46
I blame the lizard people.
Kervoskia
15-05-2005, 19:47
I blame that rascal Jesus.
Zotona
15-05-2005, 19:50
I blame the sun.
ProMonkians
15-05-2005, 19:50
I blame witches
Czardas
15-05-2005, 19:52
I'll blame you too.Everyone is blaming Me already. I am all people, or at least all people have part of Me in them. They become one with Me when they die. :D

And don't forget the capitals.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Sgt_sock
15-05-2005, 19:52
I blame stupid people.
Neo-Anarchists
15-05-2005, 19:53
I blame whoever posts directly after me.
Thundersbury
15-05-2005, 19:53
I blame life.
Cumulo Nimbusland
15-05-2005, 19:53
I blame God. :p
Thundersbury
15-05-2005, 19:53
I blame whoever posts directly after me.


YOU BUM!!!
Zotona
15-05-2005, 19:54
I blame stupid people.
Hey, what did I do? :p J/K.
Cremerica
15-05-2005, 19:56
I'm blaming all the problems in today's society on Ronald Reagan.
Santa Barbara
15-05-2005, 19:56
Blame it on the rain!
Czardas
15-05-2005, 19:57
I blame God. :pWhy Me? What did I do to you, you pitiful human? I will sizzle you to death with a thunderbolt!

*looks for a thunderbolt*

Or not...

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
QuentinTarantino
15-05-2005, 19:57
What the fuck?!? Where'd all the posts go?
Cremerica
15-05-2005, 19:57
duplicate, sorry


delete this
Zotona
15-05-2005, 19:57
I blame it all on double-posts. :p
Neo-Anarchists
15-05-2005, 19:58
What the fuck?!? Where'd all the posts go?
This thread is a repost. There are two of this thread floating about.
ProMonkians
15-05-2005, 19:58
Blame it on the rain!

Or alternatively blame it on the boogy
Vittos Ordination
15-05-2005, 19:58
Hey, what did I do? :p J/K.

I blame people who call themselves stupid, and then reassure themselves that they are only kidding.
Swimmingpool
15-05-2005, 19:59
I blame your mom.
Jordaxia
15-05-2005, 20:00
I blame you.
Andaluciae
15-05-2005, 20:01
I blame it on that asshat who invented fire.
Papal Socialists
15-05-2005, 20:01
I blame Nelson Mandela...Mandela, you bastard!!!
The Christophel
15-05-2005, 20:01
It was definately Carter's fault
Kervoskia
15-05-2005, 20:02
I blame Canada.
New Watenho
15-05-2005, 20:02
I'll tell you what not to bame it on.

Don't blame it on the sunshine.
Don't blame it on the moonlight.
Don't blame it on the midnight.

It's not their fault, for fuck's sake!
Cremerica
15-05-2005, 20:03
r.i.p. ronald reagan
OMG how sad to lose such a WONDERFUL president who was always COMPTENT and DECISIVE. he NEVER supported AMERICAN IMPERIALISM in the third world and devoted his presidency to fighting those DAMN COMMIES, even if it meant squashing a few allegedly communist governments. hey, better to play it safe than to have countries better themselves under anything you can pass off as remotely socialist. in fact, i'm sure that it was Ronald Reagan who is responsible for the fall of the USSR and Soviet Communist state- it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that communism failed as an economic policy. man, Rondald Reagan was sure one of the best presidents we've ever had. why don't we change this country's name to THE UNITED STATES OF RONALD FUCKING REAGAN.
Zotona
15-05-2005, 20:03
I'll tell you what not to bame it on.

Don't blame it on the sunshine.
Don't blame it on the moonlight.
Don't blame it on the midnight.

It's not their fault, for fuck's sake!
Oh, really? You seriously believe that the sun isn't the source of all evil? How terribly naive. :p
Mennon
15-05-2005, 20:03
I blame it on blame itself! lol
Marrakech II
15-05-2005, 20:04
I Blame Beer goggles.
Santa Barbara
15-05-2005, 20:04
I'll tell you what not to bame it on.

Don't blame it on the sunshine.
Don't blame it on the moonlight.
Don't blame it on the midnight.

It's not their fault, for fuck's sake!

Yeah? What makes them so innocent? Their shit don't stink? I've seen sunshine do some nasty things. They're as bad as the rain.
Czardas
15-05-2005, 20:05
I blame Frisbeeteria.

For deleting all the fun threads.

Cogitation and Katganistan also share credit.

~Czardas (Unofficial Post)

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DISCLAIMER: The post above does not necessarily display the opinions of Czardas, the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, and may be disconnected, incoherent, faulty, or defective. Have a nice day. :)
QuentinTarantino
15-05-2005, 20:05
I blame it on the boogie

(yes, i ripped you off)
Andaluciae
15-05-2005, 20:05
Yeah? What makes them so innocent? Their shit don't stink? I've seen sunshine do some nasty things. They're as bad as the rain.
Yeah man, the damn sun gives people skin cancer, and that just ain't cool.
Marrakech II
15-05-2005, 20:05
r.i.p. ronald reagan
OMG how sad to lose such a WONDERFUL president who was always COMPTENT and DECISIVE. he NEVER supported AMERICAN IMPERIALISM in the third world and devoted his presidency to fighting those DAMN COMMIES, even if it meant squashing a few allegedly communist governments. hey, better to play it safe than to have countries better themselves under anything you can pass off as remotely socialist. in fact, i'm sure that it was Ronald Reagan who is responsible for the fall of the USSR and Soviet Communist state- it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that communism failed as an economic policy. man, Rondald Reagan was sure one of the best presidents we've ever had. why don't we change this country's name to THE UNITED STATES OF RONALD FUCKING REAGAN.


Keep the nets out. Your trolling effort may net a catch.
Zotona
15-05-2005, 20:05
Yeah man, the damn sun gives people skin cancer, and that just ain't cool.
Not to mention global warming.
Kervoskia
15-05-2005, 20:06
I blame everyone but myself.
New Watenho
15-05-2005, 20:10
Yeah? What makes them so innocent? Their shit don't stink? I've seen sunshine do some nasty things. They're as bad as the rain.

Look, the evidence was clear! There have been too many threads on too many forums about this before; they were acquitted in a court of law and that is the end of the matter! This is not like OJ Simpson, it's like Professor Sir Roy Meadow! Get a sense of perspective, mate, don't be so quick to judge!
Santa Barbara
15-05-2005, 20:13
Look, the evidence was clear! There have been too many threads on too many forums about this before; they were acquitted in a court of law and that is the end of the matter! This is not like OJ Simpson, it's like Professor Sir Roy Meadow! Get a sense of perspective, mate, don't be so quick to judge!

Sir Roy Meadow? Why do the sunshine apologists always have to bring up obscure cult references in their unflagging defense of the morally corrupt? You disgust me. But I'm not judging you. By the way: Hitler was acquitted too!
Zotona
15-05-2005, 20:14
Sir Roy Meadow? Why do the sunshine apologists always have to bring up obscure cult references in their unflagging defense of the morally corrupt? You disgust me. But I'm not judging you. By the way: Hitler was acquitted too!
*Giggles hysterically* I like this thread.
New Watenho
15-05-2005, 20:16
Sir Roy Meadow? Why do the sunshine apologists always have to bring up obscure cult references in their unflagging defense of the morally corrupt? You disgust me. But I'm not judging you. By the way: Hitler was acquitted too!

What is cult about Professor Sir Roy Meadow?

Okay, maybe if you don't live in the UK he might be a wee bit cult...

That's not the point! The point is you people, leaping so quickly to your conclusions about sunshine, moonlight and midnight just because two of them are natural phenomena and one's a time of day! I'll bet you if they if they were good old middle-class philosophical concepts or campaign slogans you'd be all after defending them, wouldn't you?
Chicken pi
15-05-2005, 20:16
I blame Kuala Lumpur. Nobody ever suspects Kuala Lumpur.
Bleezdale
15-05-2005, 20:19
I blame the blameless... or would that even work?
Czardas
15-05-2005, 20:22
I blame the blameless... or would that even work?It would. It's all their fault.


*wonders* What are we talking about, anyway?

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Kervoskia
15-05-2005, 20:22
The sun is innocent I tell you! It was coerced by the true villian, the moon!
Zotona
15-05-2005, 20:23
The sun is innocent I tell you! It was coerced by the true villian, the moon!
No. The moon=cheese=dairy goodness. Therefore, the sun is evil, the moon is good. :p
Doom777
15-05-2005, 20:25
I blame the condom manufacturing industry.
Kervoskia
15-05-2005, 20:25
No. The moon=cheese=dairy goodness. Therefore, the sun is evil, the moon is good. :p
Then I blame the cows for producing milk.
Czardas
15-05-2005, 20:26
I blame the condom manufacturing industry.Ha.
Zotona
15-05-2005, 20:26
Then I blame the cows for producing milk.
You mean the giant space cows. :p
Kervoskia
15-05-2005, 20:27
You mean the giant space cows. :p
Yes, I will destroy each and every one.
Bastard-Squad
15-05-2005, 20:27
I blame Madagascar and their political agendas. Damn them. They must be stopped. The evil sunshine has forged an alliance with them!
Zotona
15-05-2005, 20:30
I blame Madagascar and their political agendas. Damn them. They must be stopped. The evil sunshine has forged an alliance with them!
NOOOOO!
20 Dancing Furbies
15-05-2005, 20:32
I blame dancing furbies, mr. clean, chupacabras, the abominable snowman, the evil storks that will one day rule the world, and people who think that pirates rock ninjas. In fact, I think you can add people who hate flying llamas into the list.
New Watenho
15-05-2005, 20:38
I blame Madagascar and their political agendas. Damn them. They must be stopped. The evil sunshine has forged an alliance with them!

Will you people STOP IT with assuming the sunshine is evil?! I've had it up to HERE with you GODDAMN fascist Nazi pig bastards taking it for granted that sunshine has to be evil! It can't help what it is, okay?! It exists like that because the sun gives of radiation within certain frequencies, and there's NOTHING to prove it ever did anything blameworthy! Christ's sake, people! Honestly!
Gartref
15-05-2005, 20:38
I blame Göran Persson.
ProMonkians
15-05-2005, 20:44
Will you people STOP IT with assuming the sunshine is evil?! I've had it up to HERE with you GODDAMN fascist Nazi pig bastards taking it for granted that sunshine has to be evil! It can't help what it is, okay?! It exists like that because the sun gives of radiation within certain frequencies, and there's NOTHING to prove it ever did anything blameworthy! Christ's sake, people! Honestly!

On the contrary, I once caught Sunshine attempting to steal my Mars-Bar, I shooed it away by flapping my arms and making pigeon sounds (got that trick off the discovery channel). Alas half of may mars bar had been distended by the sunshine :(
Gambloshia
15-05-2005, 20:44
I blame Hitler.
Armandian Cheese
15-05-2005, 20:45
I blame myself. 'Twas a fateful day, in the summer of '76...
Gambloshia
15-05-2005, 20:47
I blame myself. 'Twas a fateful day, in the summer of '76...

Don't tell me YOU signed the Delcaration of Independence!
Zotona
15-05-2005, 20:58
Will you people STOP IT with assuming the sunshine is evil?! I've had it up to HERE with you GODDAMN fascist Nazi pig bastards taking it for granted that sunshine has to be evil! It can't help what it is, okay?! It exists like that because the sun gives of radiation within certain frequencies, and there's NOTHING to prove it ever did anything blameworthy! Christ's sake, people! Honestly!
Fascist Nazi pig bastards? *giggles.*

And the sun IS evil. Why else would it be hot as hell?
New Watenho
15-05-2005, 21:01
Fascist Nazi pig bastards? *giggles.*

And the sun IS evil. Why else would it be hot as hell?

...oh, are you saying hot is evil now?! I suppose you want to chain up all the supermodels, huh? Press-gang film stars?!

Mind, it might make some of them a bit more humble... but that's NOT THE POINT! That is the sort of world we'd be living in if people like you had their way!

I mean, think of poor Russell Crowe and Orlando Bloom in chains, sweating their arses off all... day... long... Actually, doesn't sound like a bad idea, come to think of it...
Zotona
15-05-2005, 21:03
...oh, are you saying hot is evil now?! I suppose you want to chain up all the supermodels, huh? Press-gang film stars?!

Mind, it might make some of them a bit more humble... but that's NOT THE POINT! That is the sort of world we'd be living in if people like you had their way!

I mean, think of poor Russell Crowe and Orlando Bloom in chains, sweating their arses off all... day... long... Actually, doesn't sound like a bad idea, come to think of it...
Mmm... *daydreams* What? Huh? You were saying?
New Watenho
15-05-2005, 21:04
Oi! That was my daydream!
Istenert
15-05-2005, 21:07
I blame marilyn manson and his evil satantic ways! Now pass the bowl.
Mennon
15-05-2005, 21:15
I blame Chavs and their chavy ways!
Diamond Realms
15-05-2005, 21:50
Christianity (if I can only blame one unit).
Catushkoti
15-05-2005, 21:51
I blame the person who got 'midnight' and 'good times' confused :P

And also on that guy over there. No, him.

But to be serious for a second....I blame society. Education. And a little bit of everyone, and alot of most people.
New Watenho
15-05-2005, 21:58
I blame the person who got 'midnight' and 'good times' confused :P

And also on that guy over there. No, him.

But to be serious for a second....I blame society. Education. And a little bit of everyone, and alot of most people.

...well, bollocks. I wasn't sure what it was so I asked someone. I shall therefore blame them!

And the Circle of Life continues...
Reticuli
15-05-2005, 21:59
Ronald Reagan...good choice.

Now for a good Anti-Reagan song.

DEAD KENNEDYS LYRICS

"We've Got A Bigger Problem Now"

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you made me president
Human rights will soon go 'way
I am now our Shah today
Now I command all of you
Now you're gonna pray in school
I'll make sure they're christian too
[Chorus:]
California Uber alles
California Uber alles
Uber alles California
Uber alles California

Klu Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural
****** knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay

[Chorus]

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the Third World War?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

You'll go quietly to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations'

Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan
And all the friends of President Reagan

[Chorus]
Weserkyn
16-05-2005, 01:01
Will you people STOP IT with assuming the sunshine is evil?! I've had it up to HERE with you GODDAMN fascist Nazi pig bastards taking it for granted that sunshine has to be evil! It can't help what it is, okay?! It exists like that because the sun gives of radiation within certain frequencies, and there's NOTHING to prove it ever did anything blameworthy! Christ's sake, people! Honestly!On the contrary, I once caught Sunshine attempting to steal my Mars-Bar, I shooed it away by flapping my arms and making pigeon sounds (got that trick off the discovery channel). Alas half of may mars bar had been distended by the sunshine :(
And haven't y'all seen Family Guy? The sun dumps two scoopfulls of giant killer raisins on the Earth every morning, destroying cars and houses, and killing people! That's gotta be evil!

I too blame the sun.
JuNii
16-05-2005, 01:17
I blame Jimmy Carter.

and I also blame those responsible for whatever I'm blaming them for.
Dadave
16-05-2005, 01:25
[QUOTE=Santa Barbara]Blame it on the rain![/QU

blame it on rio :sniper:
Incenjucarania
16-05-2005, 01:26
I blame quantum strings.
Great Beer and Food
16-05-2005, 01:29
I'm blaming all the problems in today's society on Ronald Reagan

What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Ketchup? Nothing, they're both vegetables now. LOL. Poor taste I know, but I detest Reagan and he deserves no less. :D
Kinkagjigjnki
16-05-2005, 01:31
I blame gravity.