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I'm blaming all the problems in today's society on Ronald Reagan

I'm British so I'll blame all my problems on Thatcher then

Thats a good idea. Too bad I blame all of mine on the congress in the late 1910's.

I'll blame Myrth.

Have to say I'm with Tarantino on this one. Thatcher. Especially the state the NHS is in.

I'll blame myself.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Tony Blair, methinks. No, thinking again it was really all Mandelson's fault.

I'll blame myself.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I'll blame you too.

I blame the parents.

I blame the lizard people.

I blame that rascal Jesus.

I blame the sun.

I blame witches

I'll blame you too.Everyone is blaming Me already. I am all people, or at least all people have part of Me in them. They become one with Me when they die. :D

And don't forget the capitals.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I blame stupid people.

I blame whoever posts directly after me.

I blame life.

I blame God. :p

I blame whoever posts directly after me.


YOU BUM!!!

I blame stupid people.
Hey, what did I do? :p J/K.

I'm blaming all the problems in today's society on Ronald Reagan.

Blame it on the rain!

I blame God. :pWhy Me? What did I do to you, you pitiful human? I will sizzle you to death with a thunderbolt!

*looks for a thunderbolt*

Or not...

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

What the fuck?!? Where'd all the posts go?

duplicate, sorry


delete this

I blame it all on double-posts. :p

What the fuck?!? Where'd all the posts go?
This thread is a repost. There are two of this thread floating about.

Blame it on the rain!

Or alternatively blame it on the boogy

Hey, what did I do? :p J/K.

I blame people who call themselves stupid, and then reassure themselves that they are only kidding.

I blame your mom.

I blame you.

I blame it on that asshat who invented fire.

I blame Nelson Mandela...Mandela, you bastard!!!

It was definately Carter's fault

I blame Canada.

I'll tell you what not to bame it on.

Don't blame it on the sunshine.
Don't blame it on the moonlight.
Don't blame it on the midnight.

It's not their fault, for fuck's sake!

r.i.p. ronald reagan
OMG how sad to lose such a WONDERFUL president who was always COMPTENT and DECISIVE. he NEVER supported AMERICAN IMPERIALISM in the third world and devoted his presidency to fighting those DAMN COMMIES, even if it meant squashing a few allegedly communist governments. hey, better to play it safe than to have countries better themselves under anything you can pass off as remotely socialist. in fact, i'm sure that it was Ronald Reagan who is responsible for the fall of the USSR and Soviet Communist state- it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that communism failed as an economic policy. man, Rondald Reagan was sure one of the best presidents we've ever had. why don't we change this country's name to THE UNITED STATES OF RONALD FUCKING REAGAN.

I'll tell you what not to bame it on.

Don't blame it on the sunshine.
Don't blame it on the moonlight.
Don't blame it on the midnight.

It's not their fault, for fuck's sake!
Oh, really? You seriously believe that the sun isn't the source of all evil? How terribly naive. :p

I blame it on blame itself! lol

I Blame Beer goggles.

I'll tell you what not to bame it on.

Don't blame it on the sunshine.
Don't blame it on the moonlight.
Don't blame it on the midnight.

It's not their fault, for fuck's sake!

Yeah? What makes them so innocent? Their shit don't stink? I've seen sunshine do some nasty things. They're as bad as the rain.

I blame Frisbeeteria.

For deleting all the fun threads.

Cogitation and Katganistan also share credit.

~Czardas (Unofficial Post)

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I blame it on the boogie

(yes, i ripped you off)

Yeah? What makes them so innocent? Their shit don't stink? I've seen sunshine do some nasty things. They're as bad as the rain.
Yeah man, the damn sun gives people skin cancer, and that just ain't cool.

r.i.p. ronald reagan
OMG how sad to lose such a WONDERFUL president who was always COMPTENT and DECISIVE. he NEVER supported AMERICAN IMPERIALISM in the third world and devoted his presidency to fighting those DAMN COMMIES, even if it meant squashing a few allegedly communist governments. hey, better to play it safe than to have countries better themselves under anything you can pass off as remotely socialist. in fact, i'm sure that it was Ronald Reagan who is responsible for the fall of the USSR and Soviet Communist state- it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that communism failed as an economic policy. man, Rondald Reagan was sure one of the best presidents we've ever had. why don't we change this country's name to THE UNITED STATES OF RONALD FUCKING REAGAN.


Keep the nets out. Your trolling effort may net a catch.

Yeah man, the damn sun gives people skin cancer, and that just ain't cool.
Not to mention global warming.

I blame everyone but myself.

Yeah? What makes them so innocent? Their shit don't stink? I've seen sunshine do some nasty things. They're as bad as the rain.

Look, the evidence was clear! There have been too many threads on too many forums about this before; they were acquitted in a court of law and that is the end of the matter! This is not like OJ Simpson, it's like Professor Sir Roy Meadow! Get a sense of perspective, mate, don't be so quick to judge!

Look, the evidence was clear! There have been too many threads on too many forums about this before; they were acquitted in a court of law and that is the end of the matter! This is not like OJ Simpson, it's like Professor Sir Roy Meadow! Get a sense of perspective, mate, don't be so quick to judge!

Sir Roy Meadow? Why do the sunshine apologists always have to bring up obscure cult references in their unflagging defense of the morally corrupt? You disgust me. But I'm not judging you. By the way: Hitler was acquitted too!

Sir Roy Meadow? Why do the sunshine apologists always have to bring up obscure cult references in their unflagging defense of the morally corrupt? You disgust me. But I'm not judging you. By the way: Hitler was acquitted too!
*Giggles hysterically* I like this thread.

Sir Roy Meadow? Why do the sunshine apologists always have to bring up obscure cult references in their unflagging defense of the morally corrupt? You disgust me. But I'm not judging you. By the way: Hitler was acquitted too!

What is cult about Professor Sir Roy Meadow?

Okay, maybe if you don't live in the UK he might be a wee bit cult...

That's not the point! The point is you people, leaping so quickly to your conclusions about sunshine, moonlight and midnight just because two of them are natural phenomena and one's a time of day! I'll bet you if they if they were good old middle-class philosophical concepts or campaign slogans you'd be all after defending them, wouldn't you?

I blame Kuala Lumpur. Nobody ever suspects Kuala Lumpur.

I blame the blameless... or would that even work?

I blame the blameless... or would that even work?It would. It's all their fault.


*wonders* What are we talking about, anyway?

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

The sun is innocent I tell you! It was coerced by the true villian, the moon!

The sun is innocent I tell you! It was coerced by the true villian, the moon!
No. The moon=cheese=dairy goodness. Therefore, the sun is evil, the moon is good. :p

I blame the condom manufacturing industry.

No. The moon=cheese=dairy goodness. Therefore, the sun is evil, the moon is good. :p
Then I blame the cows for producing milk.

I blame the condom manufacturing industry.Ha.

Then I blame the cows for producing milk.
You mean the giant space cows. :p

You mean the giant space cows. :p
Yes, I will destroy each and every one.

I blame Madagascar and their political agendas. Damn them. They must be stopped. The evil sunshine has forged an alliance with them!

I blame Madagascar and their political agendas. Damn them. They must be stopped. The evil sunshine has forged an alliance with them!
NOOOOO!

I blame dancing furbies, mr. clean, chupacabras, the abominable snowman, the evil storks that will one day rule the world, and people who think that pirates rock ninjas. In fact, I think you can add people who hate flying llamas into the list.

I blame Madagascar and their political agendas. Damn them. They must be stopped. The evil sunshine has forged an alliance with them!

Will you people STOP IT with assuming the sunshine is evil?! I've had it up to HERE with you GODDAMN fascist Nazi pig bastards taking it for granted that sunshine has to be evil! It can't help what it is, okay?! It exists like that because the sun gives of radiation within certain frequencies, and there's NOTHING to prove it ever did anything blameworthy! Christ's sake, people! Honestly!

I blame Göran Persson.

Will you people STOP IT with assuming the sunshine is evil?! I've had it up to HERE with you GODDAMN fascist Nazi pig bastards taking it for granted that sunshine has to be evil! It can't help what it is, okay?! It exists like that because the sun gives of radiation within certain frequencies, and there's NOTHING to prove it ever did anything blameworthy! Christ's sake, people! Honestly!

On the contrary, I once caught Sunshine attempting to steal my Mars-Bar, I shooed it away by flapping my arms and making pigeon sounds (got that trick off the discovery channel). Alas half of may mars bar had been distended by the sunshine :(

I blame Hitler.

I blame myself. 'Twas a fateful day, in the summer of '76...

I blame myself. 'Twas a fateful day, in the summer of '76...

Don't tell me YOU signed the Delcaration of Independence!

Will you people STOP IT with assuming the sunshine is evil?! I've had it up to HERE with you GODDAMN fascist Nazi pig bastards taking it for granted that sunshine has to be evil! It can't help what it is, okay?! It exists like that because the sun gives of radiation within certain frequencies, and there's NOTHING to prove it ever did anything blameworthy! Christ's sake, people! Honestly!
Fascist Nazi pig bastards? *giggles.*

And the sun IS evil. Why else would it be hot as hell?

Fascist Nazi pig bastards? *giggles.*

And the sun IS evil. Why else would it be hot as hell?

...oh, are you saying hot is evil now?! I suppose you want to chain up all the supermodels, huh? Press-gang film stars?!

Mind, it might make some of them a bit more humble... but that's NOT THE POINT! That is the sort of world we'd be living in if people like you had their way!

I mean, think of poor Russell Crowe and Orlando Bloom in chains, sweating their arses off all... day... long... Actually, doesn't sound like a bad idea, come to think of it...

...oh, are you saying hot is evil now?! I suppose you want to chain up all the supermodels, huh? Press-gang film stars?!

Mind, it might make some of them a bit more humble... but that's NOT THE POINT! That is the sort of world we'd be living in if people like you had their way!

I mean, think of poor Russell Crowe and Orlando Bloom in chains, sweating their arses off all... day... long... Actually, doesn't sound like a bad idea, come to think of it...
Mmm... *daydreams* What? Huh? You were saying?

Oi! That was my daydream!

I blame marilyn manson and his evil satantic ways! Now pass the bowl.

I blame Chavs and their chavy ways!

Christianity (if I can only blame one unit).

I blame the person who got 'midnight' and 'good times' confused :P

And also on that guy over there. No, him.

But to be serious for a second....I blame society. Education. And a little bit of everyone, and alot of most people.

I blame the person who got 'midnight' and 'good times' confused :P

And also on that guy over there. No, him.

But to be serious for a second....I blame society. Education. And a little bit of everyone, and alot of most people.

...well, bollocks. I wasn't sure what it was so I asked someone. I shall therefore blame them!

And the Circle of Life continues...

Ronald Reagan...good choice.

Now for a good Anti-Reagan song.

DEAD KENNEDYS LYRICS

"We've Got A Bigger Problem Now"

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you made me president
Human rights will soon go 'way
I am now our Shah today
Now I command all of you
Now you're gonna pray in school
I'll make sure they're christian too
[Chorus:]
California Uber alles
California Uber alles
Uber alles California
Uber alles California

Klu Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural
****** knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay

[Chorus]

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the Third World War?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

You'll go quietly to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations'

Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan
And all the friends of President Reagan

[Chorus]

Will you people STOP IT with assuming the sunshine is evil?! I've had it up to HERE with you GODDAMN fascist Nazi pig bastards taking it for granted that sunshine has to be evil! It can't help what it is, okay?! It exists like that because the sun gives of radiation within certain frequencies, and there's NOTHING to prove it ever did anything blameworthy! Christ's sake, people! Honestly!On the contrary, I once caught Sunshine attempting to steal my Mars-Bar, I shooed it away by flapping my arms and making pigeon sounds (got that trick off the discovery channel). Alas half of may mars bar had been distended by the sunshine :(
And haven't y'all seen Family Guy? The sun dumps two scoopfulls of giant killer raisins on the Earth every morning, destroying cars and houses, and killing people! That's gotta be evil!

I too blame the sun.

I blame Jimmy Carter.

and I also blame those responsible for whatever I'm blaming them for.

[QUOTE=Santa Barbara]Blame it on the rain![/QU

blame it on rio :sniper:

I blame quantum strings.

I'm blaming all the problems in today's society on Ronald Reagan

What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Ketchup? Nothing, they're both vegetables now. LOL. Poor taste I know, but I detest Reagan and he deserves no less. :D

I blame gravity.