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A. Being chopped in the throat

B. Having your throat stomped on

C. Being kicked in the teeth

D. Getting your legs run over by several cars in heavy traffic

It's hard to pick just one......

Really hard....can i pick more then one?...like all 4? If not...then...i guess 2

Too late since I already voted, but does "chopped" mean a martial-arts chop with the hand, or an axe-chop?

I vote the "stomped in the throat" thing. It's because I almost had that happen to me. I just had a little pressure on my throat, and I thought I was gonna die. :eek:

Too late since I already voted, but does "chopped" mean a martial-arts chop with the hand, or an axe-chop?

Like a martial arts "judo chop" kinda thing.

My throat is very sensitive, so I picked #2.

However, you forgot "Having Czardas strap you into his algometer and turn the dial to 100". :D

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Like a martial arts "judo chop" kinda thing.

That might be the least painful as your arteries will contract to control the sudden increase in blood pressure caused by the chop, restricting blood supply to your brain, rendering you unconscious.

Or it could just kill you.

Too late since I already voted, but does "chopped" mean a martial-arts chop with the hand, or an axe-chop?
I thought axe/blade-chopped, so I picked #1.

Because clearly have and axe in your throat is a bit fatal, and the others not really.

The first two wouldn't hurt, just wind you and probably kill you.
Teeth..nah just blood.
Legs...Ow..you'd be conscious as first one set of wheels crush then the second mash the remains up.

Well there's my answer.

A. Being chopped in the throat

B. Having your throat stomped on

C. Being kicked in the teeth

D. Getting your legs run over by several cars in heavy traffic
i think the through stomapge would be most painful and legs in traffic least painful.

A. Being chopped in the throat

B. Having your throat stomped on

C. Being kicked in the teeth

D. Getting your legs run over by several cars in heavy traffic
Actually, the most painful thing I can think of is to have a thin, fagile glass tube inserted in your penis, have someone lightly pound it with a hammer, and then being forced to drink gallons of water.

1 and 2 would kill you. I choose three. Putting pressure on teeth hurts alot so kicking it hurts a lot more then your legs ran over.

Actually, the most painful thing I can think of is to have a thin, fagile glass tube inserted in your penis, have someone lightly pound it with a hammer, and then being forced to drink gallons of water.Ouch.

Actually, the most painful thing I can think of is to have a thin, fagile glass tube inserted in your penis, have someone lightly pound it with a hammer, and then being forced to drink gallons of water.

I second that.

Actually, the most painful thing I can think of is to have a thin, fagile glass tube inserted in your penis, have someone lightly pound it with a hammer, and then being forced to drink gallons of water.

Damn man, what the fuck? That WOULD hurt like hell.

My choice was having my legs run over. Being chopped in the throat would leave me dead. Being stomped in the throat would likely leave me dead. I have been kicked in the teeth (frankly that isn't all that painful unless the person is wearing pointy shoes). But having my legs run over by several cars :eek: , I think that would be the most painful of all because unless another part of you is run over, you likely would live through it and suffer for many many months (or years even).

I can think of a lot of really painful things.

For example, the worst way to die:

Strip naked and nail yourself to a cactus in the middle of a barren Arizona desert in August without food or water. Stay there for a week.

A. Being chopped in the throat

B. Having your throat stomped on

C. Being kicked in the teeth

D. Getting your legs run over by several cars in heavy traffic

Where's the "Listening to George Bush fumble through another canned propaganda speach" option? :D

Where's the "Listening to George Bush fumble through another canned propaganda speach" option? :D

That comes third only to Eutrusca's... Ahem... And falling into a bunch of gears, being grinded to death.

Damn man, what the fuck? That WOULD hurt like hell.
It's been done.

Here's another one. How about having your back broken at a particular angle so that you won't die and you still have all the feeling in your body, and have someone tie you around the wheel of a car as if you were a tire and drive around a track composed of mostly sharp rocks and nails.

That comes third only to Eutrusca's... Ahem... And falling into a bunch of gears, being grinded to death.

How about Eutusca's way but with HCl or NaOH covered glass and force fed feces and urine.

Here's another one. How about having your back broken at a particular angle so that you won't die and you still have all the feeling in your body, and have someone tie you around the wheel of a car as if you were a tire and drive around a track composed of mostly sharp rocks and nails.Not bad, but I still like mine better - it's simpler.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

How about Eutusca's way but with HCl or NaOH covered glass and force fed feces and urine.

Now that's just creepy!

Drink a can of sodium hydroxide, nail one hand to the empty can, and lie down in the middle of a highway covered with tacks.

I can think of a lot of really painful things.

For example, the worst way to die:

Strip naked and nail yourself to a cactus in the middle of a barren Arizona desert in August without food or water. Stay there for a week.

Err...how about just crucifixion?

Drink a can of sodium hydroxide, nail one hand to the empty can, and lie down in the middle of a highway covered with tacks.

What is covered in tacks, the road or the person. If the road then each tack would hold a portion of the weight equal to the weight/# of tacks. In other words you wont be in much pain. If you then it should be around halfway in and you should be force rolled.

Err...how about just crucifixion?Imagine the crucifixion intensified in pain 1000 times. You will be exposed to:

• Extreme heat
• Extreme cold
• Wind
• Sun
• Dehydration
• Starvation
• Extreme pain
• Vultures & other creatures

Not exactly my favorite way to die.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Ok, lemme pull out my limited knowledge of torture:

1) Japanese Hose Trick: Tape a hose to a man's mouth so it can't come off and turn the water on....he can breathe through his nose, but eventually he'll just POP! Maybe they seal the nose at some point....

2) "Rat Trap:" Put a hungry rat in a metal bowl and place the bowl over your naked belly...the rat'll eat its way out..via your body. Yum.

3) You can drill through a man without killing him....if you know where to drill... How handy.

Yeah, go me. I sound like a freak, but no.

Teeth are always painful. I chose #3.

Imagine the crucifixion intensified in pain 1000 times. You will be exposed to:

• Extreme heat
• Extreme cold
• Wind
• Sun
• Dehydration
• Starvation
• Extreme pain
• Vultures & other creatures

Not exactly my favorite way to die.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Jesus went through all of em but the cold...and the vultures. yeah, that one always makes me a lil queasy. Yay for crucifixion and cactus catastrophes!

How about my variation of Eur..'s plan with constant proding with a katana and before the force fed, every one of your teeth are crushed.

How about Eutusca's way but with HCl or NaOH covered glass and force fed feces and urine.

Or HCl and NaOH,(for all those with an elementary knowledge of chemistry) :)

Being skinned alive, I imagine would be quite painful. Then be dropped in the middle of a desert to have sand sticking.

Of course, then you'd probably be dead before the skinning is complete. :rolleyes:

Or HCl and NaOH, :)

Being skinned alive, I imagine would be quite painful. Then be dropped in the middle of a desert to have sand sticking.

Of course, then you'd probably be dead before the skinning is complete. :rolleyes:

no. That is called titration and would form salt water.

For sheer pain, nothing beats the ol' algometer, but there are still a few other things you can do.

Putting a nail through your head won't kill you if you know where to put it.

Have somebody cut you open and tie you to a tree via your intestines, then remove your urinary organs with a quick slash and feed you a lot of liquid.

Leave the earth's atmosphere without a space suit.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Jesus went through all of em but the cold...and the vultures. yeah, that one always makes me a lil queasy. Yay for crucifixion and cactus catastrophes!I would suspect that males do have to worry more about the vultures............................. (..) ;)


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

no. That is called titration and would form salt water.

I thought, it would be called neutralisation, and resulting in neutral products, and I thought someone would comment so I changed the post, before seeing this.

I would suspect that males do have to worry more about the vultures............................. (..) ;)


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I don't get. Are you making allusions to the male genitalia.

I thought, it would be called neutralisation, and resulting in neutral products, and I thought someone would comment so I changed the post, before seeing this.

Titration is not neutralization. Although this particular salt would be neutral. For example:
Take acetic acid (Its not one of the six strong acids so its weak)
Take Sodium Hydroxide (or any that start with a group one element or Ca St Ba (It forms a b but i think I got the S wrong, its the one inbetween Ca and Ba)) which is strong.
The salt would have slightly basic properties.

I don't get. Are you making allusions to the male genitalia.*winks* Take a wild guess...


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Titration is not neutralization. Although this particular salt would be neutral. For example:
Take acetic acid (Its not one of the six strong acids so its weak)
Take Sodium Hydroxide (or any that start with a group one element or Ca St Ba (It forms a b but i think I got the S wrong, its the one inbetween Ca and Ba)) which is strong.
The salt would have slightly basic properties.

I am well aware of the standard theoretical chemistry, thankyoverymuch.

Giving birth and...dying....painfully.

Whoa there.

*winks* Take a wild guess...


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Although I don't see how one could take a wild guess, I mean, it's ayes or no answer for gogsake. :p

OHHH!!!! What about those jellyfish that sting you so bad, but you don't go unconscious even though it's so frickin bad! Hm....those really really small ones in Australia and stuff...

OHHH!!!! What about those jellyfish that sting you so bad, but you don't go unconscious even though it's so frickin bad! Hm....those really really small ones in Australia and stuff...Oh, I forgot about those!

And that reminds me: having a wire net dipped in flame, then pressed into your back while being forced to wade through a river of lava.

Oh, I forgot about those!

And that reminds me: having a wire net dipped in flame, then pressed into your back while being forced to wade through a river of lava.


I don't think one would last too long in the lava.

The legs would be pretty much gone straight away.

I don't think one would last too long in the lava.

The legs would be pretty much gone straight away.Hey, to be painful, it doesn't have to last a long time (although it ought to).

Also, the old-fashioned rack is a possibility, especially while having knives inserted into your body at points which will not kill you or knock you unconscious.

~Czardas

Actually, the most painful thing I can think of is to have a thin, fagile glass tube inserted in your penis, have someone lightly pound it with a hammer, and then being forced to drink gallons of water.
What an interesting sex life you have.

I once had a nightmare, where a blacksmith put my nuts on an anvil and took out a huge hammer...

I wonder what Freud would make out of that one?

There are two. One used by the ancient greeks, and the other used by medieval inquisitors. The inquisitions method, which sounds similar to Eut's, is called "The Umbrella". Basically, you take a small metal strip, which can open up like an umbrella, and insert it into the penis. After its went on its fantastical voyage, you press a little button, and it opens out like an umbrella. Then you remove it, and scream with pain as it rips through all that sensitive tissue.

Second, "The bull" used by the ancient greeks, is a simple design. Take one large metal bull with a hollow stomach. Take the poor unfortunate to be executed , and place inside the bull. Place over open flame, and wait for a few hours. Every surface of the bull becomes intensely hot, making it impossible to sit down/touch any surface without being burned, whilst raising the internal temperature to fatal levels. now that just hurts.

axe chop would kill you so that would be the least amount of pain because you would be dead rather quickly....having your throat stomped in would hurt like a bitch, but you would probably suffocate...so that would be significant pain that would end, again, somewhat quickly....having your teeth kicked in would be very painful for a long time because that action would not kill you....having your legs be run over repeatedly in heavy traffic would be rather painful for an extended period of time....I think that one would take the cake---won't kill you, happens more than once, and would hurt like nothing else.

I once had a nightmare, where a blacksmith put my nuts on an anvil and took out a huge hammer...

I wonder what Freud would make out of that one?

Freud was on cocaine, so I wouldn't put much thought into it. ;)

I once had a nightmare, where a blacksmith put my nuts on an anvil and took out a huge hammer...

I wonder what Freud would make out of that one?

You think that's bad... something similar actually HAPPENED to me! *eek*

WHat would he say about that?!?

I'd say option 4 but option 3 is a close second.

You think that's bad... something similar actually HAPPENED to me! *eek*

WHat would he say about that?!?A whole lot...


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

A whole lot...


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

He'd probably gag on his cigar. :D

None of the above.

On one of my first visits to a Navy dentist, I was sitting in the chair with my mouth open. The dentist had any number of tools in and out of it to make sure I didn't have any decay or gum disease, or whatever else. The fellow next to him comes by and asks for some help. My dentist says sure, what are you doing. The neighbor says, "wisdom tooth extraction". My dentist says to me, "Wait a minute, I'll be right back".

These "exam rooms" are set up in office cubicles, so what goes on in one, might as well be right in your lap. So these two dentists are fighting with the Marine's teeth and all I can hear is a "tap tap tap", some grinding noises, then some more pounding. This goes on for about 10 minutes or so and even my mouth starts to hurt. Oh, and the Navy won't use general anesthesia for tooth extractions, so this guy is getting his teeth cut out with Novacaine. Great, huh?

What an interesting sex life you have.
LOL! "Interesting?"

"Boring" is more like it! LOL!

LOL! "Interesting?"

"Boring" is more like it! LOL!I think DH was being sarcastic.

I mean, at >60 human years, one's sex life does not notably improve in quality or in quantity....

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe