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In Georgia your first Girlfriend is a mule?

The Seperatist states
15-05-2005, 00:44
On May 5 anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it’s printed in the media, people jump to believe it." "Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I’m not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don’t think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I’m saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You’re naive. You know better than that... If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

Do any of you NSers from a farm in Georgia have sex with mules?
The Seperatist states
15-05-2005, 00:46
here is the audio (http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/vidPlayer/player.html?colmes/050605/colmes_neal_horsley_050505&Alan_Colmes_Audio&Alan%20Colmes%20Radio&acc&Radio&-1&wvx-300)
Potaria
15-05-2005, 00:47
Gross.
Shadowstorm Imperium
15-05-2005, 00:48
anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley

This sounds a bit like a joke...
31
15-05-2005, 00:49
The man admitted to having sex with a mule. Give him a break, it is not as if he admitted having sex with a cow for godsakes! I mean a cow would have been something most people couldn't understand, but a mule? With their perty mouths.
Demographika
15-05-2005, 00:53
This sounds a bit like a joke...

Not to mention the idea of a news program on FOX. Haha. Factual stuff on FOX... that's a good'un.
Istenert
15-05-2005, 00:53
This sounds staged.
Potaria
15-05-2005, 00:54
Not to mention the idea of a news program on FOX. Haha. Factual stuff on FOX... that's a good'un.

Got that right.

:D
The Seperatist states
15-05-2005, 00:59
no, its real. google it
Istenert
15-05-2005, 01:01
no, its real. google it
link
QuentinTarantino
15-05-2005, 01:01
There was a tv show about it. Some old dude saying how much he liked to have sex with animals and how its not rape if you don't tie it down blah blah blah blah
The Seperatist states
15-05-2005, 01:01
they wouldnt have put it out if it hadnt been heard live. that is a very popular radio station.
Shadowstorm Imperium
15-05-2005, 01:02
Well, it makes sense that an extremist would have... unusual experiences in his life to shape his personality.
The Seperatist states
15-05-2005, 01:03
LINK TO GOOGLE MULE SEX (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=first+girlfriend+in+georgia+is+mule&btnG=Google+Search)
Potaria
15-05-2005, 01:06
LINK TO GOOGLE MULE SEX (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=first+girlfriend+in+georgia+is+mule&btnG=Google+Search)

So wrong, yet so funny.
Istenert
15-05-2005, 01:07
LINK TO GOOGLE MULE SEX (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=first+girlfriend+in+georgia+is+mule&btnG=Google+Search)
ive seen 'daily kos' only once before, and that was today on this site.

And to be a stage doesnt mean it wasnt on the radio, it means they had an actor call it. And indeed this does happen. Just like people will pretend to be costomers to start a business, just like there are gigglers in the audience of tv shows, there are actors that call in to make radical storys on the radio to bring their ratings up.
Potaria
15-05-2005, 01:08
ive seen 'daily kos' only once before, and that was today on this site.

And to be a stage doesnt mean it wasnt on the radio, it means they had an actor call it. And indeed this does happen. Just like people will pretend to be costomers to start a business, just like there are gigglers in the audience of tv shows, there are actors that call in to make radical storys on the radio to bring their ratings up.

Yep, just like the questioners at George W. Bush's town hall meetings.
The Seperatist states
15-05-2005, 01:08
isnt that sick though?

:p
The Seperatist states
15-05-2005, 01:12
no, im pretty sure its true,

AND why would fox insult Right Wingers like this? arnt they supposed to be Right Winged?
The Seperatist states
15-05-2005, 01:14
and anyways, noones answered my Q's, Do you live in a farm in Georgia, and if you do, do you have sex with mules?
Tsaraine
15-05-2005, 01:22
As it violates the clause on obscenity in the Terms of Service, this thread will remain locked. Please remember not to post this sort of thing in future.

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