Destroy the Sith, we must
Willamena
14-05-2005, 05:53
It's obvious. They must be destroyed. Their name begins with an "S". They are different. They use the force for their own good. And they enjoy it. They obviously must be destroyed.
Sounds good to me. Fetch me my lightsabre.
Old Dobbs Town
14-05-2005, 05:58
Personally, I thought that galaxy needed a strong central government.
What is Vader? Republican or Democrat? By the mask and evil outfit he seems fit for the Republican Party...but by being in space he obviously enjoys pumping money into space-technology research. Perhaps he is a democrat?
Hmm.
Willamena
14-05-2005, 06:01
Personally, I thought that galaxy needed a strong central government.
*Devil's advocate, at the low, low cost of only 10%"... How strong could a galaxic government be that cares only about one individual?
Cosmo Kramerica
14-05-2005, 06:01
We find your position to destroy the sith appauling. Our nation will declare war upon you if you begin an attempt to destroy the sith. If it wasnt for the sith, we would never have our fine stout the Pale Sithian, served in every pub across the land. We fart in your general direction.
Willamena
14-05-2005, 06:04
We find your position to destroy the sith appauling. Our nation will declare war upon you if you begin an attempt to destroy the sith. If it wasnt for the sith, we would never have our fine stout the Pale Sithian, served in every pub across the land. We fart in your general direction.
Okay, we'll leave it to someone else, within the Sith government, to begin it.
Who are these mysterious sith?
THINK ABOUT IT!
SITH rhymes with PITH
PITH is one letter from PATH
PATH is a kind of a ROAD
ROAD rhymes with TOAD
TOAD is what a WITCH will turn you into...
WITCHES worship SATAN!!!
The Sith are Satan Worshipers!
Unless you are a Satan worshiper yourself* you must destroy them!
*Also exempt are certain groups and individuals affiliated with Satan without being satanists themselves:
Neo Conservatives
Al Sharpton
The Backstreet Boys
Donald Trump
The guy who thought of that Quiznos commercial with the singing rats
French People
People who eat French Fries
People who eat French Toast
People who eat French Bread
The purple Teletubby
Rush Limbaugh
Al Franken
Rush Franken (their illegitimate stepchild)
Barbara Streisand
Willamena
14-05-2005, 06:13
Al Franken
Haha!
I just watched a Time Travel movie by Steve Franken. Go you!
The Sith are good. Anyone who can turn that whiny brat Anakin Skywalker into the ultracool Darth Vader has to be good.
Scorpionica
14-05-2005, 08:05
in my humble opinion, you have to fear anyone who can still string together a coherent sentence while clearly having shark's teeth stuck in his head?
Sdaeriji
14-05-2005, 08:05
Rush Limbaugh
Al Franken
Rush Franken (their illegitimate stepchild)
Barbara Streisand
I disapprove of all imagery, albeit it implied, of Rush Limbaugh and Al Franken spawning. And to follow it with Barbra Streisand is just going too far, man.
The Sith, a protected species, they must be.
The Prophecy said one would come to restore Balance to the Force.
The Good Guys get a thousand years - nay! - a thousand generations of ruling the galaxy. The Bad Guys get a mere thirty years.
Where's the Balance??
To be fair, Luke Skywalker wasn't a real Jedi.
Luke Skywalker is to the old Jedi what modern Druids are to Classic Druids. Sure, he tries to be a Jedi but it is all based on conjecture, sketchy evidence, and a minimum of real training.
How long did it Take you to become a Jedi Master Obi-Wan.
"I spent 30 years of my life stating when I was 2 years old training to be a Jedi Master."
How long did it take you to become a Jedi Master, Luke?
"I trained for almost a month. I actually had a teacher for nearly a whole week"