NationStates Jolt Archive

Eli, uusi Suomalainen säie. Kismittääkö mikä? Uusi tosi-tv sarja suomeksi väännettynä, vaiko jääkiekkoilijoitten tappio venäjälle? Ota kantaa. Sylje sappea.

Henkilökohtainen nollapointti oli kyllä rankku-kisa. Sen verran on sukulaisia Maksim Sokolovin eteen kaatunut, ettei niitten maalivahdilla voinut olla muuta nimeä kuin sen konekiväärin..?

I have a question... do you like Children of Bodom? ;)

I guess thats Finnish?

So there were 3 men who wanted to go toilet one was on top of the hill taking a Dump one was going down the hill after he was done and the 3rd one was racing to get up in time what were their nationalities?

Unfortunately not, Wis. I'm afraid I'm too old/too rigid for that. Dylan/Zeppelin/Stones are more to my liking.

I guess thats Finnish?

So there were 3 men who wanted to go toilet one was on top of the hill taking a Dump one was going down the hill after he was done and the 3rd one was racing to get up in time what were their nationalities?
That would be Swedish. Next question :D

Unfortunately not, Wis. I'm afraid I'm too old/too rigid for that. Dylan/Zeppelin/Stones are more to my liking.

Oh ok, i see. Was just curious. Anyways, CoB (and scandinavian metal in general) is one of the things i associate with Finland. :)

I understand the headline to mean "What ****, *something* police". Not the most appropriate language for a headline, anyway...

No vitutti kai se. Mutta suomella oli taas niin paska jengi ettei paskemmasta väliä. Kas kun ei Raipe enää pelaa, niin vittuako siitä tulee...

"whatta-fuck? inquired the police" could be close Fass. I'm almost certain no Finn here gets it. The thing refers to 20 year old tv-series (trying to teach english). Oh Well... :D

Mutta suomella oli taas niin paska jengi ettei paskemmasta väliä. Kas kun ei Raipe enää pelaa, niin vittuako siitä tulee...
No niinpä! Sinähän sen sanoit. :D

so what nationalities are they?

Vittu=fuck. And I overuse it because the subject is the yesterdays Finno-Russian hockey game, in which Finland got (once again) beaten by those stinky redshirts. And about the Russian goalkeeper Maxim Skolov, who has a name of a machinegun, used by the red Army in Winter- and Continuation War 39-44. Bunnyducks was wondering if he has that name for coincidence or what... I, personally, think its a bad joke, and we should n00000k Moscow for that.

Or get a better hockey team :headbang:

so what nationalities are they?
Is this a game!?! Oh Joy!
British!
Greek!
Dutch!
Oh, I don't know! *sulks*

You know, Fass, you got the headline almost right, actually it's more like:
"What the f*ck? asked the policemen"

These guys are discussing some hockey game, looks like Finland was playing against Russia and they lost so they are upset :rolleyes:

I'm not surprised to see that kind of language coming from them either.In general, it's a rude, uneducated, uncivilized nation and I would add arrogant to the list as well.Bunch of rednecks and lumberjacks that think they are something special.The country is full of mental asylums so no wonder!

Vittu=fuck. And I overuse it because the subject is the yesterdays Finno-Russian hockey game, in which Finland got (once again) beaten by those stinky redshirts. And about the Russian goalkeeper Maxim Skolov, who has a name of a machinegun, used by the red Army in Winter- and Continuation War 39-44. Bunnyducks was wondering if he has that name for coincidence or what... I, personally, think its a bad joke, and we should n00000k Moscow for that.

Or get a better hockey team :headbang:
My hat's up for you sir. You have a pretty good translator, and sharp mind. The subject wasn't the game, but it was large part of my initial post. And.. no joke was included. The jokes in the thread are just accidental and finnish by nature. Good job.
:)

YThe country is full of mental asylums so no wonder! So not true! We do have 50% of straight Madhouses!
Edit: (to make you happy) And to whom we built those asylums for again... to our Russian or Swedish 'overlords'. It really is hard to live in a country which was ruled by wankers for hundreds of years. ;)

The joke I talked about was not your joke at all, private! It was the joke of the RUSSIAN GOVERMENT, who want's to insult us by letting their goalkeeper use the name of a machinegun that did so much harm to our granfathers in Winter War. THAT'S why we should n00000KKKK!!!!111 down the Moscow. Or atleast retake Karelia. This cannot be tolerated. W44444RRRR! :sniper:

That emoticon really seals it!!!!
:D

BTW, has anyone ever noticed that the sniper of the sniper-smiley ( :sniper: ) is getting his eye hurt by the scope? It looks kinda ridicilous IMO. When the revolution comes, that's one of the first thingies to be changed...

What comes to hockey... Sweden all the way from now on!




Can we lay this thread to die now...? *blinks*

I suppose that's the best option for the civilized world, culture and the human kind. :rolleyes: tahon vain vielä lisätä että on mukava huomata etten oo ainuva suomalainen joka täällä säätää. Ja kiitokset rattoisasta puolituntisesta. :)

Sweden ruled over Finland for over 600 years, Denmark ruled over southern Sweden also for over 600 years (or, alternatively, Sweden has ruled over eastern Denmark for the past 300 years) and over Norway for nearly 500 years, while Norway ruled over Iceland for some 200 years and Denmark yet another 500 years, and the list goes on but Finland hasn't ruled over anybody, and is very envious because of that :->

I think it would make more sense for Sweden to take back Finland!
Heja Sverige! :fluffle:

Sweden ruled over Finland for over 600 years, Denmark ruled over southern Sweden also for over 600 years (or, alternatively, Sweden has ruled over eastern Denmark for the past 300 years) and over Norway for nearly 500 years, while Norway ruled over Iceland for some 200 years and Denmark yet another 500 years, and the list goes on but Finland hasn't ruled over anybody, and is very envious because of that :->

I think it would make more sense for Sweden to take back Finland!
Heja Sverige! :fluffle:
Please do. That was all I was saying. And you can leave the 'hick' part. Just take Åbo and all.

Well, we have ruled Åland for some 90 years now, atleast that's something.... :cool: And about Sweden retaking Finland, that would require for you to get some evidence about our plans to get nuke, force it through the Pentagon bureucracy with some major agentspysneakyoperaion and get Bush to strike us down. Sweden, currently, has weaker army than Angola. :p

To think about it, we could actually TRADE Åland and Åbo for some DECENT ICCEHOCKEY PLAYERS, which we are currently lacking more than stupid cities with stupid names and, what's most important STUPID PEOPLE LIVING IN 'EM .(Have you ever been in Åbo? If you haven't - don't. It's worse than Manchester).

Well, with Finland, you'd get back your REGAL status. It's painfully obvious you can't take on central european countries without finns... so, in a wait of that... i'll just sharpen my knife...

To think about it, we could actually TRADE Åland and Åbo for -Snip- Too late, I already sold the whole of Finland!

Well, with Finland, you'd get back your REGAL status. It's painfully obvious you can't take on central european countries without finns... so, in a wait of that... i'll just sharpen my knife...

I have a icehockey stick. Our ancestors were the the mighty Hakkapeliittas who pwned the Middle Europe in 17th century, under the (ugly) swedish flag though. So if ya feel like u need Germany, jsut call us. Any time y want, and we only require beer, sausage and icehocke from telly few times in a week. Perfect soldiers, that is!

:D Thisis what they call cross-answering, don'tya think?

Oh for crying out loud! Under which rule were finns/we better soldiers, Swedish or Russians? No question, Swedish. Sweden was like the 'mother state'. Under the Russkies there was just hunger and ...well, hunger.

päätän tämän säikeen tahollani sanoilla; hyvää yötä, perkele. (ihmetelkää sitä, ulkomaanpellet)

Actually Finland had her best times ever under the Russian rule, fastest development and highest population growth with smallest amount of starvation, and healthcare was better than ever under Swedish rule. But that doesn't count at all when compared to the fact that under the Swedish flag Finnish soldiers BURNED SOME SERIOUS piece of shi- Germany! :eek: And Prague, for that matter. So yea, Swedish rule is always better than Russian, as it is much more fun to burn middle europe than live in prospere. :)

Noniin pojat ym. eläimet, nyt loppu. Ei tästä saa muuta kuvaa kuin että saatanan idioottejahan noi on.

Tää säie on niin täynnä sitä hevon peetä, että vaihdetaan mieluummin otsikkoa ts. unohdetaan tämä kuoliaaksi.

Kiitos ja anteeksi.

Well the guy going up is Russian the guy going down is Finninsh and the guy currently on the Bog is Papuan! HA AH HA AH HA AH HA AHha ha....

You guys are pretty cool im not sure if its natural or just poor translation go Scandy!