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Bush the Global Idiot rides his bicycle like a wide eyed fool during potential attack

BonePosse
13-05-2005, 21:12
*at least this time tho the braindead loser wasnt using schoolkids as human shields like he did during 911 when he was blinking like a moron on camera for 40 minutes straight*


Now to the evacuation of the Capitol and White Hose earlier this week after a small cesna plane veered off course. The White House admitted yesterday that while Vice-President Dick Cheney was spirited out of the White House in a convoy of black armoured vehicles and sped to a "secure location", President Bush was oblivious and riding his bike around a Wildlife Research Centre in Maryland. Armed F16 fighter jets roared over Washington, circling a Cessna 150 that appeared to be headed to the White House, and fired warning flares to warn the pilot to turn around. It prompted panic as workers, including members of Congress abandoned buildings and ran out on to the street. The U.S. Customs service also scrambled Black Hawk helicopters during the red alert. At one point, national security officials considered shooting down the plane. The White House characterized the alert as the most serious since Sept. 11. But it did not interrupt Bush's bicycle ride until 40 minutes after the "all-clear" was given.
Itud
13-05-2005, 21:17
....because no one bothered to tell him that it was happening.
Cant really blame him for it this time
Super-power
13-05-2005, 21:17
Bicycles? This thread needs some Queen!
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
Frisbeeteria
13-05-2005, 21:21
Let's see. The plane was headed towards the White House in downtown DC. Bush was 40-60 miles in the other direction, and in no danger of being hit by a plane. This makes him a global idiot how?

If you're going to troll, do so intelligently. And we'd really prefer you do it elsewhere.

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BerkylvaniaII
13-05-2005, 21:21
It's already got Bush in it. I think that's just about as big a Queen as you can get.
BonePosse
13-05-2005, 21:22
....because no one bothered to tell him that it was happening.
Cant really blame him for it this time
of course--the drooling idiot puppet of a President is always the last to know everything. I wonder what time Cheney puts his fool to bed at night?
RX-8
13-05-2005, 21:24
This guy is problay another reincarnation of The Red Arrow.
BerkylvaniaII
13-05-2005, 21:24
This guy is problay another reincarnation of The Red Arrow.

I miss The Red Arrow. :( Alarmist claptrap, sure, but at least it was a point of consistancy in a world of change.
BerkylvaniaII
13-05-2005, 21:25
of course--the drooling idiot puppet of a President is always the last to know everything. I wonder what time Cheney puts his fool to bed at night?

Eight o'clock if Laura's TV watching habits are to be believed.
BonePosse
13-05-2005, 21:25
Let's see. The plane was headed towards the White House in downtown DC. Bush was 40-60 miles in the other direction, and in no danger of being hit by a plane. This makes him a global idiot how?

If you're going to troll, do so intelligently. And we'd really prefer you do it elsewhere.

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You have no idea how scarey it is to be an American with people like this in total control. If your countrys govt were to ever fall into such hands Id sympathize with your occasional paranoia too--Bush gives us much to be paranoid about
New Granada
13-05-2005, 21:28
I miss TRA too, it is to this board's never-ending disgrace that he was driven off.

Shame on you.
Frisbeeteria
13-05-2005, 21:28
You have no idea how scarey it is to be an American with people like this in total control. If your countrys govt were to ever fall into such hands Id sympathize with your occasional paranoia too--Bush gives us much to be paranoid about
Why is it that the people who feel the most threatened are typically the least able to express themselves in writing?

If your intent is to be taken as a madman unable to produce a coherent sentence, congratulations on the success of your strategy. If you intend to actually be a voice of reasonable debate in the wilderness, then I gotta tell ya, it's not working.
East Canuck
13-05-2005, 21:29
This guy is problay another reincarnation of The Red Arrow.
Nah... The Red Arrow was/is not like this. He's more into conspiracy like crystal destroying the orbit of the planet and stuff.

This is just plain old trolling.
New Sancrosanctia
13-05-2005, 21:29
ok, it's hard enough to hit a moving target with a gun. what do you think someone's chances are of hitting one with a plane? especially when said plane is pointed in entirely the wrong direction, and it's pilot has no real way of knowing where the target is? god damn, radical leftists are what gives the word "liberal" it's negative connotations in this nation. despite the fact that they are further left than liberal, as the word "radical" should illustrate. yes, i voted for kerry, yes, he was the lesser of two evils, yes bush is a shitty president, and yes you're a troll.
BonePosse
13-05-2005, 21:30
I miss The Red Arrow. :( Alarmist claptrap, sure, but at least it was a point of consistancy in a world of change.
we should all be very alarmed with people like this in charge. I dont understand how anyone could be placid in the face of pure evil
New Sancrosanctia
13-05-2005, 21:31
It's already got Bush in it. I think that's just about as big a Queen as you can get.
for fuck's sake, can we please stop the homophobic rhetoric? i hate all this shit being associated with the left, with my left. if it's not homophobes, calling Bush gay and expecting everyone to laugh along with them, rubbing their knuckles where they drag along the ground all the while, than it's the radicals, spewing as much vitriol as the radicals on the right.
Deleuze
13-05-2005, 21:33
we should all be very alarmed with people like this in charge. I dont understand how anyone could be placid in the face of pure evil
You have an odd definition of pure evil.

I'm not a big Bush fan either, but I'll tell you that the thinks he's doing what's best for the country, and genuinely thinks his policies aren't harmful or pernicious.

I think he's wrong about policy decisions, but that doesn't make him evil.

And calling someone an idiot is a horrible way to get your political point across.
BonePosse
13-05-2005, 21:34
Eight o'clock if Laura's TV watching habits are to be believed.
so Bush is pretending to be in bed while secretly entertaining fake reporter Jeff Gannon in the bathroom just off the Oval Office while Lauras watching Desperate Housewives on TV?
BerkylvaniaII
13-05-2005, 21:35
for fuck's sake, can we please stop the homophobic rhetoric? i hate all this shit being associated with the left, with my left. if it's not homophobes, calling Bush gay and expecting everyone to laugh along with them, rubbing their knuckles where they drag along the ground all the while, than it's the radicals, spewing as much vitriol as the radicals on the right.

I never said Bush was gay. Silly, prone to drama, abusive, mean spirited and bereft of functional brain cells due to alcohol and drugs sure, but not gay.

Sheesh, someone's overly touchy today.
Deleuze
13-05-2005, 21:37
for fuck's sake, can we please stop the homophobic rhetoric? i hate all this shit being associated with the left, with my left. if it's not homophobes, calling Bush gay and expecting everyone to laugh along with them, rubbing their knuckles where they drag along the ground all the while, than it's the radicals, spewing as much vitriol as the radicals on the right.
Thanks.
New Sancrosanctia
13-05-2005, 21:37
so Bush is pretending to be in bed while secretly entertaining fake reporter Jeff Gannon in the bathroom just off the Oval Office while Lauras watching Desperate Housewives on TV?
stop. now. please. good lord, it's times like these i wish i had mod powers. damn. i would refer you to my previous post.
BonePosse
13-05-2005, 21:37
I miss TRA too, it is to this board's never-ending disgrace that he was driven off.

Shame on you.
people all thru history who spoke truth to power were always treated thus :(
this board is no exception to the sad rule
BerkylvaniaII
13-05-2005, 21:38
stop. now. please. good lord, it's times like these i wish i had mod powers. damn. i would refer you to my previous post.

Since it's upsetting you so much, why exactly are you still reading the thread?
BonePosse
13-05-2005, 21:40
Why is it that the people who feel the most threatened are typically the least able to express themselves in writing?

If your intent is to be taken as a madman unable to produce a coherent sentence, congratulations on the success of your strategy. If you intend to actually be a voice of reasonable debate in the wilderness, then I gotta tell ya, it's not working.
Im just a small voice in the wilderness of rightwing American media lies crying out for the people to wake up and smell the evil :(
Frisbeeteria
13-05-2005, 21:40
so Bush is pretending to be in bed while secretly entertaining fake reporter Jeff Gannon in the bathroom just off the Oval Office while Lauras watching Desperate Housewives on TV?
Since you don't seem to understand my earlier (and politer) suggestion that you stop it with the trolling against Bush, let's make it official.

BonePosse, Official Warning for trolling.

The link to the full rules set is in my signature, but since you don't seem to follow instructions very well, here is a copy of the actual rule.Trolling: Posts that are made with the aim of angering people. (like 'ALL JEWS ARE [insert vile comment here]' for example). While Trolls often make these posts strictly in an attempt to provoke negative comment, it is still trolling even if you actually hold those beliefs. Intent is difficult to prove over the internet, so mods will work under their best assumptions.

Note that posts of opinions you disagree with does not automatically equate with trolling. Disagreements are expected, as long as they are done in a civil manner. Max Barry has made it clear that he welcomes all opinions in civil debate, even those that are highly unpopular or minority-held. Make your case without the invective, if you want to avoid banishment as a Troll.
You are welcome to post all the anti-Bush material you want on these forums, as long as you do so civilly. You're not doing so.

This is your one-and-only Official Warning, BonePosse. Control your language, or you will lose your ability to post in these forums.

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