Is there anything in this world better than...Part II
A while back I stated that there is NOTHING in the world greater than two latin women in skimpy bikini's sitting on top of an expensive car at an auto show, while eating waffles with extra syrup.
I must now retract that comment, as of now I have found something to replace it. There is NOTHING in this world better than 3 women of different nationalities wearing nothing but whipped cream as a replacement for clothing while drinking fine coniac from a supersoaker and eating Reese's Peanutbutter Puff Cereal in a king sized bed made of fine silk and egyptian cotton and covered in 40 billion in currency from 3 nations.
Can't you think of anything better because I sure as hell can't!
Whispering Legs
13-05-2005, 14:53
Monica Belluci sitting naked on my lap while I post on NationStates.
Alien Born
13-05-2005, 14:54
A while back I stated that there is NOTHING in the world greater than two latin women in skimpy bikini's sitting on top of an expensive car at an auto show, while eating waffles with extra syrup.
I must now retract that comment, as of now I have found something to replace it. There is NOTHING in this world better than 3 women of different nationalities wearing nothing but whipped cream as a replacement for clothing while drinking fine coniac from a supersoaker and eating Reese's Peanutbutter Puff Cereal in a king sized bed made of fine silk and egyptian cotton and covered in 40 billion in currency from 3 nations.
Can't you think of anything better because I sure as hell can't!
A cheese sandwich.
White Men And Women
13-05-2005, 15:06
your mum :fluffle:
Patra Caesar
13-05-2005, 15:14
A while back I stated that there is NOTHING in the world greater than two latin women in skimpy bikini's sitting on top of an expensive car at an auto show, while eating waffles with extra syrup.
I must now retract that comment, as of now I have found something to replace it. There is NOTHING in this world better than 3 women of different nationalities wearing nothing but whipped cream as a replacement for clothing while drinking fine coniac from a supersoaker and eating Reese's Peanutbutter Puff Cereal in a king sized bed made of fine silk and egyptian cotton and covered in 40 billion in currency from 3 nations.
Can't you think of anything better because I sure as hell can't!
Owning it? (except for the women because that would just be creepy).
Owning it? (except for the women because that would just be creepy).
Creepy, yes. Still nice? Yes.
Kellarly
13-05-2005, 15:19
Monica Belluci sitting naked on my lap while I post on NationStates.
*Steals Monica Belluci*
Nope shes mine! :D
Pure Metal
13-05-2005, 15:27
A while back I stated that there is NOTHING in the world greater than two latin women in skimpy bikini's sitting on top of an expensive car at an auto show, while eating waffles with extra syrup.
I must now retract that comment, as of now I have found something to replace it. There is NOTHING in this world better than 3 women of different nationalities wearing nothing but whipped cream as a replacement for clothing while drinking fine coniac from a supersoaker and eating Reese's Peanutbutter Puff Cereal in a king sized bed made of fine silk and egyptian cotton and covered in 40 billion in currency from 3 nations.
Can't you think of anything better because I sure as hell can't!
that, while i watch and smoke the world's fattest spliff:)
and i get to keep the money after ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
13-05-2005, 15:31
Orgasming while laughing.
If that statement is a bit crude, I'm sorry. I don't think I should go into further details though.
Still, I'm afraid it's true. One of the most memorable experiences of my life.
Whispering Legs
13-05-2005, 15:41
Orgasming while laughing.
If that statement is a bit crude, I'm sorry. I don't think I should go into further details though.
Still, I'm afraid it's true. One of the most memorable experiences of my life.
No, I love it when my wife gets air trapped in there, and she's orgasming, and it makes the greatest farting sounds (and she's crying out at the same time).
too much information.... but it is hilarious
Kryozerkia
13-05-2005, 15:47
Having a job and constantly being ahead of so much that your boss gives you three days off in one week because they can't keep up with you.
Bodies Without Organs
13-05-2005, 16:08
Live music. The reason the phrase 'better than sex' was invented.
Live music. The reason the phrase 'better than sex' was invented.
*gives you a box of cookies*
Anarchic Conceptions
13-05-2005, 16:22
Live music. The reason the phrase 'better than sex' was invented.
Depending on the music of course. Seeing Chesney Hawks live didn't do it for me though.
The Pogues on the otherhand..
Live music. The reason the phrase 'better than sex' was invented.
Yes, but can it be better than sex, food, large quantities of money, AND alcoholic bevereages from a supersoaker! a freakin supersoaker! I don't think so my friend!
Swimmingpool
14-05-2005, 00:46
that, while i watch and smoke the world's fattest spliff:)
Like this guy?
http://www.withnail-and-i.com/pictures/danny07.jpg
Can't you think of anything better because I sure as hell can't!
That's pretty good, but where am I in all of this?
That's pretty good, but where am I in all of this?
Right in the middle of the action of course.
Pure Metal
14-05-2005, 01:05
Like this guy?
http://www.withnail-and-i.com/pictures/danny07.jpg
yeah but with all the naked women and money and stuff ;)
Katganistan
14-05-2005, 01:06
No, I love it when my wife gets air trapped in there, and she's orgasming, and it makes the greatest farting sounds (and she's crying out at the same time).
too much information.... but it is hilarious
Indeed, it is too much information.
~Kat the mod
Catushkoti
14-05-2005, 01:14
Yes, but can it be better than sex, food, large quantities of money, AND alcoholic bevereages from a supersoaker! a freakin supersoaker! I don't think so my friend!
Have you not seen the stage shows at some gigs? The only thing better than that would be the Suicide Girls....
Soviet Haaregrad
14-05-2005, 01:27
Walking into your bedroom and finding Heaven St. Claire, Gauge and Christine Young ready to go on your bed. :D
Oh happy day that would be. :fluffle:
Rodester
14-05-2005, 02:09
yeah but with all the naked women and money and stuff ;)
I have to agree with you :p
Ecopoeia
14-05-2005, 02:28
*notes a subtle hetero male bias to these fantasies*