The Imperial Navy
13-05-2005, 11:57
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My plans are simple. Seize control of the world, and enforce my own ideals on it.
Henchmen
The TIN man, Supreme Ruler of Earth, Overlord of Terror, Dominator of Worlds
Monotonous, The Awe-tastic Minister of Defence
Skinny87, Evil hollowed out volcano dweller
Manifesto
Education:
Will continue as usual, but all students will have a device implanted in their hand. When they misbehave, a shock will be delivered until they learn their lesson. If they have been particularly misbehaved, the shock will be more powerful.
Economy:
Will be scrapped, and my own greedless system implemented. I grow tired of the people of this world seeing mere possesions as wealth, and making suffer others of this world. Everyone will be equal.
Defence:
There will be no need for it-I will own the world. Resistance will be swiftly dealt with by my death squads, and those who try to declare independence will be nuked into a glowing crater.
Law and Order/public safety:
Any crime will be met by the Death Penalty. Commiting an anti-social crime will result in the death of both the criminal and his/her family, to ensure parents take extra care in keeping their children behaved.
Food:
Will be evenly distributed to those who endorse my rule. Those who do not will not be fed.
Family Values/morals:
Screw ethics. A strong rule of Fear will keep these miserable fools in line. All will bow down before your master, and you will be permitted items of recreation as a reward. Family bonding will be encouraged, and regular inspections will be made to ensure there is no child cruelty.
More will be added later, but you see my plan. ORDER AT ANY COST.
Thank you for reading. If you wish to join my elite armies, sign up now.
Edit: I'd also like to point out I was against the war in Iraq. Personally I would've nuked the entire middile east into a smoking crater long ago. :mad:
My plans are simple. Seize control of the world, and enforce my own ideals on it.
Henchmen
The TIN man, Supreme Ruler of Earth, Overlord of Terror, Dominator of Worlds
Monotonous, The Awe-tastic Minister of Defence
Skinny87, Evil hollowed out volcano dweller
Manifesto
Education:
Will continue as usual, but all students will have a device implanted in their hand. When they misbehave, a shock will be delivered until they learn their lesson. If they have been particularly misbehaved, the shock will be more powerful.
Economy:
Will be scrapped, and my own greedless system implemented. I grow tired of the people of this world seeing mere possesions as wealth, and making suffer others of this world. Everyone will be equal.
Defence:
There will be no need for it-I will own the world. Resistance will be swiftly dealt with by my death squads, and those who try to declare independence will be nuked into a glowing crater.
Law and Order/public safety:
Any crime will be met by the Death Penalty. Commiting an anti-social crime will result in the death of both the criminal and his/her family, to ensure parents take extra care in keeping their children behaved.
Food:
Will be evenly distributed to those who endorse my rule. Those who do not will not be fed.
Family Values/morals:
Screw ethics. A strong rule of Fear will keep these miserable fools in line. All will bow down before your master, and you will be permitted items of recreation as a reward. Family bonding will be encouraged, and regular inspections will be made to ensure there is no child cruelty.
More will be added later, but you see my plan. ORDER AT ANY COST.
Thank you for reading. If you wish to join my elite armies, sign up now.
Edit: I'd also like to point out I was against the war in Iraq. Personally I would've nuked the entire middile east into a smoking crater long ago. :mad: