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I just saw a commercial that quite frankly scared me quite badly.

It spoke of a "Moose Revolution", which I assume is some sort of giant political takeover in which the moose take over the world and rule it as there own for the next 50,000 years. This commercial was cleverly disguised as some sort of hair care commercial, so I couldn't cipher out specific details. So the question remains, what shall we do? Just let the moose take over? Fight back? Eat pie? You decide.

I just saw a commercial that quite frankly scared me quite badly.

It spoke of a "Moose Revolution", which I assume is some sort of giant political takeover in which the moose take over the world and rule it as there own for the next 50,000 years. This commercial was cleverly disguised as some sort of hair care commercial, so I couldn't cipher out specific details. So the question remains, what shall we do? Just let the moose take over? Fight back? Eat pie? You decide.

I beleve it is referring to the Bull Moose Party. The BMP is a luxurious full bodied party that seeks to unite the split ends of our fractured politic.

You mean the bull mose party is staging a comeback? Why won't that Teddy Roosevelt stay dead. This is why you have to re kill your corpses people.

I beleve it is referring to the Bull Moose Party. The BMP is a luxurious full bodied party that seeks to unite the split ends of our fractured politic.aren't they the ones who promise to put the bounce back into the Main Body of the Government... to make it a Slick country that will be a SHINING example to the world?

Maybe I should eat moose for dinner for a few months. Put them back in line.

You mean the bull mose party is staging a comeback? Why won't that Teddy Roosevelt stay dead. This is why you have to re kill your corpses people.
always destroy the braincase. seriously. zombieism is no joke.

the pie stands alone.

Grab your arms and your legs! Fall against these rebellious rogues! Before long humans will go the way of the three-toed horse! Kill the moose! This is your mother's prayer! Kill the moose! This is the cry of your children! Do not count days, do not count miles, count only the number of mooses you have killed! OOOONNNNNWAAAAARRRRRD!

PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE


I'm warning you now... the moose can be stopped, but if we don't eat the pies they'll soon takeover. They're planning it right now in my freezer. They're talking... talking about a revolution... about how they'll destroy the moose and take over.....

Eat the pies and save the world! Brethrens, unite!

This thread just solved one of my greatest life problems.

Until now, I didn't know what the plural of "moose" was.

TG me for secrets of moose fighting. Only I know. My family has fought the moose for generations.

always destroy the braincase. seriously. zombieism is no joke.

the pie stands alone.
Someone should make a variation of the song 'I Stand Alone' by Godsmack - "Pie Stands Alone".

This thread just solved one of my greatest life problems.

Until now, I didn't know what the plural of "moose" was.
Yeah, me too. Until now, I'd been toying with 'meece'.

Moose smoose, I say. You should just do with them what we do where I'm from: EAT THEM. Throw a nice thick Bull Moose Party on spit and tun em slow, braising with beer every hal hour. Its very tasty too. Politician Moose are much easier to kill, skin, gut and quarter than the wild, natural variety we have up here. Their flesh is probably fatter and not as tender, but who can resist a good BBQ

I'll try to find some good Moose recipes and you can all start chowing down .

Moose smoose, I say. You should just do with them what we do where I'm from: EAT THEM. Throw a nice thick Bull Moose Party on spit and tun em slow, braising with beer every hal hour. Its very tasty too. Politician Moose are much easier to kill, skin, gut and quarter than the wild, natural variety we have up here. Their flesh is probably fatter and not as tender, but who can resist a good BBQ

I'll try to find some good Moose recipes and you can all start chowing down .

Well heck, of course that's what you do! But it's not like instant gratification! First you got to find the moose. Then you got to kill the moose. Neither task is very easy, as moose are naturally camoflauged for urban warfare. Actually killing the moose is even more troublesome, because of those demned antlers! But hey, you're on the right track. You just skipped a few steps. Don't give up!

Pie.

I live in Alaska, and the thought of a moose invasion is appalling! I gonna get me my assault shotgun and end this NOW