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Findecano Calaelen
12-05-2005, 15:14
So who is more of a bad ass?
Jules
http://www.garotasquedizemni.com/archives/pulp_fiction_jules.jpg
or Windu
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/mace_windu_2.jpg
Monkeypimp
12-05-2005, 15:16
Jules!
Findecano Calaelen
12-05-2005, 15:18
I tend to agree but just wanted to know if I was alone
Gooooold
12-05-2005, 15:19
Definitely Jules.
New Watenho
12-05-2005, 15:21
(Fro+Handgun) > (Eightball+Lightsaber)
Findecano Calaelen
12-05-2005, 15:23
(Fro+Handgun) > (Eightball+Lightsaber)
:D
Drunk commies reborn
12-05-2005, 15:26
Anybody who carries a wallet that says "Bad Motherfucker" is way cooler than a sci-fi geek with a glow in the dark sword.
Jordaxia
12-05-2005, 15:32
Jules. He's the guns of navarone! An atomic bomb laying motherfucker, motherfucker!
Especially compared to Mace "I don't have any memorable lines, just a purple lightsabre" Windu.
Jules. No competition. I'm guessing those who voted otherwise just haven't seen the movie...
Findecano Calaelen
12-05-2005, 15:42
Jules. He's the guns of navarone! An atomic bomb laying motherfucker, motherfucker!
Especially compared to Mace "I don't have any memorable lines, just a purple lightsabre" Windu.
he gets a few different glares in
Keruvalia
12-05-2005, 16:15
Mitch Henessey pwns them both.
"Don't give me an attitude, sir. You're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of u and mption. I'm Sergeant Madigan, Vice, and if you cop a 'tude, jerkoff, I will see to it you spend the next ten years in prison getting ass-fucked, and if the case is thrown out because my arrest is too violent, then I will personally HIRE men to ass-fuck you for the next ten years. So if you're an ass-fucking fan, go ahead and mouth off ... "
Long Kiss Goodnight, 1997 (I think).
Jordaxia
12-05-2005, 16:17
Mitch Henessey pwns them both.
"Don't give me an attitude, sir. You're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of u and mption. I'm Sergeant Madigan, Vice, and if you cop a 'tude, jerkoff, I will see to it you spend the next ten years in prison getting ass-fucked, and if the case is thrown out because my arrest is too violent, then I will personally HIRE men to ass-fuck you for the next ten years. So if you're an ass-fucking fan, go ahead and mouth off ... "
Long Kiss Goodnight, 1997 (I think).
quoted because it deserves it.
Wow. Just wow. That's the best thing ever ever ever. I award ten points for quoting that. Now I just hope the rest of the movie is worth renting.
Mythotic Kelkia
12-05-2005, 16:18
:rolleyes: Why does everyone think Mace Windu is "badass" ? he's a JEDI. they may have cool weapons, but they're essentially just an order of warrior monks.
New Watenho
12-05-2005, 16:19
That is not as wonderful a rant as some of those from Full Metal Jacket, but those being somewhat overused, I shall not quote any here. FMJ currently owns the "Best Cinematic Rant" title.
Keruvalia
12-05-2005, 16:25
Wow. Just wow. That's the best thing ever ever ever. I award ten points for quoting that. Now I just hope the rest of the movie is worth renting.
It's number 17 on my list of 50 "must see" movies of all time.
However, I'd like to say that the best line from that movie is, Mitch again, "Hell no! I just sock 'em in the jaw and yell 'Pop goes the weasel'!"
When you see the film, you'll get the context.
Jordaxia
12-05-2005, 16:25
:rolleyes: Why does everyone think Mace Windu is "badass" ? he's a JEDI. they may have cool weapons, but they're essentially just an order of warrior monks.
Evidently not many people here think he's badass (at least through posts and what the poll says) . Now Malak. THERE'S a badass.
Oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick, is there even any competition between the two? Jules, dammit!
"Say what again. Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!"
Keruvalia
12-05-2005, 16:31
Oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pog stick, is there even any competition between the two? Jules, dammit!
"Say what again. Say what again! I dare, I double dare you motherfucker! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!"
Aye ... but you have to admit ... the smooth, Samuel Jackson, way he took out Jango Fett ... classic. :D
It's not so much that the characters are bad-ass ... Sam Jackson is bad-ass.
Skeelzania
12-05-2005, 16:32
Oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pog stick, is there even any competition between the two? Jules, dammit!
"Say what again. Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!"
What?
The Hiigaran Council
12-05-2005, 16:33
Windu would probably kick Jules' ass -- or more accurately, cut his head off -- simply because he's a Jedi, but that doesn't make him a 'bad-ass mofo'. He's too geeky. Anybody who wears robes and says the word 'padawan' in a serious sentence is just... too geeky. Jules, on the other hand, is definitely a bad-ass. I don't think anybody who's seen that movie requires an explanation for that.
What?
*Shoots Skeelzania*
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
Jordaxia
12-05-2005, 16:38
Aye ... but you have to admit ... the smooth, Samuel Jackson, way he took out Jango Fett ... classic. :D
It's not so much that the characters are bad-ass ... Sam Jackson is bad-ass.
Don't mention that. The Fett dynasty are the salvation of ep 2, and what make 5 and 6 the movies they are. See, the more Fett in a movie, the better it is. Episode 1, no Fett. shoddy movie.
Episode 2, very little Fett, meh movie *not bad, to me, like most think, just not particularly good. Gets better when the bulk of the family turns up.*
Ep 3. thousands and thousands of Fett, don't know whether it's good or not yet.
Episode 4, goodish, not really amazing, no members of the Fett family (owing to the lack of Kiwi accents on the Stormies)
Episode 5, great movie, a lot of Boba Fett.
Episode 6, bit of a let down, owing to Fett being incapacitated *but not killed* by the Sarlakk early on.
See? Fett is the star wars magic! Seeing one die makes my eyes bleed.
The Hiigaran Council
12-05-2005, 16:41
Episode 2, very little Fett, meh movie *not bad, to me, like most think, just not particularly good. Gets better when the bulk of the family turns up.*
Well, *technically*, clones being as they are, there were millions of Fetts in that movie :p.
Jordaxia
12-05-2005, 16:42
Well, *technically*, clones being as they are, there were millions of Fetts in that movie :p.
Notice how I said it gets better when the bulk of the family turns up. WAAAAAY ahead of you :D
edit: and no, only 250,000, if memory serves.
Franziskonia
12-05-2005, 16:43
Samuel L. Jackson is also an avid EvE Online player.
Anyway, by that Star Wars - Pulp Fiction misture I was rememberd of Pulp Phantom (http://ulink.net/crossroads/phantom), the only Pulp Fiction I can watch anymore, the "original" is just ... overaired, -discussed, and -whatnot. I recommend you check it out.
Believe me, when half of the colleagues on your courses state that they want to be "like Tarantino", you don't really want to watch his movies anymore. Especially not the bad ones like Kill Bill.
Jester III
12-05-2005, 17:04
Shaft!
Mercaenaria
12-05-2005, 20:29
Just Samuel L Jackson in his normal ground state is more badass than any of them alone. The way he beat several guys' asses with a golf club while wearing a kilt in Formula 51 just about made kilts cool and acceptable. And yeah, while we're at it, how 'bout Shaft?
What's my name?*WHACK* JOHN SHAFT!
and any guy that goes around with Bad Motherf**ker on his wallet gets my vote.
Super-power
12-05-2005, 20:34
Jules pwns Mace Windu
Catushkoti
12-05-2005, 22:17
Anybody who carries a wallet that says "Bad Motherfucker" is way cooler than a sci-fi geek with a glow in the dark sword.
He had it written on his lightsaber as well, you know.
Findecano Calaelen
13-05-2005, 05:26
Jules pwns Mace Windu
it appears so
Jules!
For the next tough question, you should ask who wins in a cage match: Steve Urkel or The Rock?
Lord-General Drache
13-05-2005, 05:52
Mitch Henessey pwns them both.
"Don't give me an attitude, sir. You're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of u and mption. I'm Sergeant Madigan, Vice, and if you cop a 'tude, jerkoff, I will see to it you spend the next ten years in prison getting ass-fucked, and if the case is thrown out because my arrest is too violent, then I will personally HIRE men to ass-fuck you for the next ten years. So if you're an ass-fucking fan, go ahead and mouth off ... "
Long Kiss Goodnight, 1997 (I think).
LOL!! I plan on renting that movie..just because of that quote.That's hysterical.
http://studwww.ugent.be/~kevdyck/files/what.jpg
Naturality
13-05-2005, 07:57
Jules
Kellarly
13-05-2005, 09:28
Jules
"Mmmmhmmmmm, that IS a tasty burger* :D
Findecano Calaelen
13-05-2005, 11:05
Jules!
For the next tough question, you should ask who wins in a cage match: Steve Urkel or The Rock?
Urkel would cain him, he's soft and Urkel is scary
Toujours-Rouge
13-05-2005, 12:01
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
There's no question.
Shaft!
/me tuts
SLJ was not Shaft, Richard Roundtree was. No matter how many remakes they make, only the origianl counts!