NationStates Jolt Archive

We all know there are people who we hate, particularly celebrities. So what more do we want than to see them get their butts kicked by cartoon characters and the such. Who would you like to see get their keester kicked?

Personally, I would love to see:
MICHAEL MOORE vs. PIKACHU

I really don't like Moore...seeing him get fried by a yellow mouse...a WUSSY yellow mouse...is somewhat pleasing. :D

Any way, Real Person vs. Not so Real Person. Post it, we want to see some people get their butt kicked.

CORRECTION:

The title is supposed to read:

"DEATH MATCH: PEOPLE WHO DON'T EXIST VS. REAL PEOPLE WE REALLY DON'T LIKE. "

Sorry. :headbang:

Oh, and if you want to dramatize it, we wouldn't complain. We would laugh.

Optimus Prime vs George Bush.

i'd pay to see that one ;)

Faith, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs. Osama bin Laden

It would be great to see Osama get his ass beat by an angry, sadistic woman.

Team America kicking Michael Moore's ass

Michael Howard vs Buffy

Interesting to see if he DOES turn to dust

Anne Widdicum vs Michael Morre

I know there both real but you got to admit, it would be interesting

Jeremy Paxman vs Jerry Springer

The showdown!

OK, this is the craziest topic I have ever seen on General, and believe me, in my brief time here I've seen a lot of those.

But you have to admit, it is funny.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

The Red Skull Vs David Swartz

The Hebrew Hammer Vs. Hitler!

Mumbra Vs. The Jackson 5!

does it have to be someone we don't like? i mean, whatif we just want to see a fight for pure amusement value?

mark twain vs. ronnie cordova, of sockbaby (http://www.sockbaby.com) fame.

Jesus Vs. Fundamentalist Christians.

http://www.kfcplainfield.com/tv/famguypeter.jpg

Griffin
vs.
O'Donnell

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2003/11/12-rosie-inside.jpg

Darth Vader vs. Barbara Streisand

and for a real tag team...

Sam Elliot and Tom Selleck
against
Rosie O'Donnell and Diane Feinstein

Johnny Knoxville vs Fat Albert ... dunno, just seems fun...

Ann Coulter v. Charlie's Angels

David Bowie vs. Ziggy Stardust?

Yeshua ben Yosef vs. Yeshua ben Pantera

I'm going to Hell for this one. I really am.

Angelina Jolie vs Motoko Kusanagi.

Adolf Hitler vs Gihren Zabi.

Saddam Hussein vs Luca Blight.

Micheal Moore vs Sephiroth (just for the fun of the mutilation).

Osama Bin Ladin vs Stewie.

Yeshua ben Yosef vs. Yeshua ben Pantera

I'm going to Hell for this one. I really am.

I'm not even sure what that means, and I find myself inclined to agree with you.

LooseHead Len Vs Paul Honis the Most Mother Molesting Bastard to ever Grace a Rugby Field!

Thundercats versus Transformers.

(Whadda you mean Transformers don't exist?)

The transformers would of course eliminate the Thundercats then go on to wipe out all other shite cartoon life forms...

Scooby Doo, where are you - now that half a kiloton of energy beam has vaporised that hippy-mobile. Didn't see that coming in your usually predictable-as-**** lifestyles.

Me against The World

I'm not sure which one's imaginary...

David Lister (REd Dwarf) vs Condi Rice.

Fun.

I would love to see Stephen Harper versus Bert Raccoon (And his pals). There has to be a chase scene, too.

Failing that, J.K. Rowling versus Astroboy or the Powerpuff Girls.

Dick Cheney vs. Yoda.

Stephen Hawking vs. Hal 9000.

Ender Wiggin Vs. Al Qaeda.

Robocop vs. The Jamaican Bobsled Team.

Chuck Norris(the myth) vs. Chuck Norris(the man)

Galactus vs. Paris Hilton

More to come... :)

Hmmm...fun one.

Kobe Bryant vs. Godzilla. And I don't mean a basketball match.

Dubya vs. Lrrr of the planet Omicron Persei 8. No holds barred.

Ann Coulter vs. Glenn Quagmire. Giggity giggity. Not that Coulter's attractive or anything, but Quagmire screws anything that's female and moves. Maybe a good fuck will snap her out of her idiocy. If not, she's still good comic relief.

Pat Robertson vs. Hugo Chavez. OK, so they both exist, but if Robertson wants Chavez dead, maybe he should do it himself.

My dog Lily vs. my new cat Rocco. Wait. I see this every day now.

Chuck Norris(the myth) vs. Chuck Norris(the man)


I think my mind just imploded. Seriously, I was staring at the screen for like five minutes while I tried to comprehend this. I'm still not sure if I've succeded.

My Picks:

Dracula vs Selene (Show him what a real Vampire can do)

Jennifer Government vs Bill Gates (Not sure which I pity more)

Spike Spiegel vs Bruce Lee: Nothing more needs to be said

I think my mind just imploded. Seriously, I was staring at the screen for like five minutes while I tried to comprehend this. I'm still not sure if I've succeded.


I lose more good NS posters that way. :p

Dracula vs Selene (Show him what a real Vampire can do)


Which one of these pair do you believe to be real?

Which one of these pair do you believe to be real?

Are you saying that Dracula isn't real?

The myth of the Vampiric Dracula is based on a factual human being of verified historical existence. Selene, on the other hand, is the kick-ass heroine from Underworld and Underworld: Evolution (Which both kicked so much ass). I'd love to see the man who inspired the blood sucking myth meet an actual one. Well...okay, a fictional one, but you get my point.

Are you saying that Dracula isn't real?

I'm saying Vlad Tepes was real, but Dracula as a vampire is fictional.

I'm saying Vlad Tepes was real, but Dracula as a vampire is fictional.

Hence why I said "Show him (Referring to Dracula, who was probably male) what a real Vampire can do (Meaning that he isn't one)"

Here's a Melee I'd pay good money to see

Every Goth on the planet VS. The Germanic Goth tribe that sacked Rome (Okay, they're both real, but one is historical)

Hence why I said "Show him (Referring to Dracula, who was probably male) what a real Vampire can do (Meaning that he isn't one)"

This kind of attitude would be comprehensible if Tepes had claimed to be an actual vampire, as far as I know he never made such a claim, instead the label was granted to him by history. Its not as if he was some pasty-skinned goth teenager pretending to be a blood-sucking devil-creature who would die if ever exposed to the rays of the naked sun (well, the goth kid might well, but that's just a result of too much time on MySpace).

Hey, I never said he claimed he was. To my knowledge the man never even thought he was a vampire and, in his time, nobody else did, either. But history has labelled him as such and I'd find it more than a little amusing to watch the inspiration get trounced by what was inspired.

Pimp Bender vs. Everybody

http://www.unlc.biz/images/benderpimp.gif

All hail his shiney metal ass!

Hey, I never said he claimed he was. To my knowledge the man never even thought he was a vampire and, in his time, nobody else did, either. But history has labelled him as such and I'd find it more than a little amusing to watch the inspiration get trounced by what was inspired.

Surely it would be more poetically just to have Dracula vs. Dracula then?

Hey, Asimo will go upside his head!

http://www.businessworldindia.com/sep2203/images/images220903/news/asimo.jpg

Surely it would be more poetically just to have Dracula vs. Dracula then?

No, because that negates the potential for a mental picture of Kate Beckinsale in tight PVC pants, and therefore is clearly inferior.

Surely it would be more poetically just to have Dracula vs. Dracula then?

I suppose so, but Selene looks better in tight leather.

No, because that negates the potential for a mental picture of Kate Beckinsale in tight PVC pants, and therefore is clearly inferior.

You won't believe how hard tried not to end my post about goth kids with a coda saying "these are exactly the target market for films like Underworld".

What is it with vampire films over the past ten or fifteen years and the idea that tacky fetish wear is an integral part of vampire mythology? Back in the day Christopher Lee didn't need no studded leather posing pouch to go about his bloody business.

I should point out that, in Underworld, Selene seems to be the exception rather than the norm. Nobody else is wearing the tight form-fitting wordrobe besides her.

And besides, she can pull it off.

What is it with vampire films over the past ten or fifteen years and the idea that tacky fetish wear is an integral part of vampire mythology? Back in the day Christopher Lee didn't need no studded leather posing pouch to go about his bloody business.

I don't want to see Christopher Lee in tight PVC pants. Nor does anyone else I expect.

However, given that Underworld II is the first vampire movie I've watched since 'The Hunger' and had impure thoughts about Susan Sarandon (in my defence I was only about 14-14), I can't really answer your question.

Gordon Freeman vs. Morgan Freeman.

He Man v. Robin Williams
Inspector Gadget v. Rush Limbaugh
Mr. Whipple v. Michel Moore
BA Barachus v. G. W.

LooseHead Len Vs Paul Honis the Most Mother Molesting Bastard to ever Grace a Rugby Field!
Paul Honis vs Captain Hurricane heh. Honis would get that fuckin' salute shit.

50 Cent vs Goku from Dragonball Z.

Bill O'Reilly vs. Spongebob Squarepants gets my vote.

Kagura vs. Ann Coulter

roland of gilead vs george bush (aka the crimson king for the blood he has on his hands).

Tag Team match
Osama Bin Laudin and Saddam Hussein
vs.
Groo and... well... won't matter, Groo will probably kill him/her also.

In a steel Cage match.