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A list of weird names of people that I know:

Starqiesha

Tarquineesha

Listy

Pandaria

Tivoli


Anyone else know people with weird names?

Bob




My youngest bro is named Boy. Gave him trouble when he went to Ireland

Tommoro and her brother Chance

Rolls. and his daughter's name was Tanya - not that hers was particularly weird, just i can't stand it

My middle name is Evert.

Which is odd in Manchester

Dr. Jasper Jeremiah McCockleswaithsingtonshire. He's my podiatrist.

Every day I walk through the Mater Misery Hospital on my way home and I always walk past a sign for, "Dr Twinkle, Urinologist"

Indiana!

I know a Chinese guy who is not adopted that has the name Karl-Heinz Müller.

Also: One of my friends has the name Welf.

There's a guy in Florida named Jack Schitt. :)

I've got a female friend called Sid, always thought that was a bit strange.

I've got a female friend called Sid, always thought that was a bit strange.It's probably short for "Sydney".

I know people with names as weird as Tom, Frank, John, Kristina, Paul, and God help us, William, provided such names are uncommon in the place where you live.

(Where I live the most popular names are Xawbltoxq, Tgjaxkzeef, and Sqiqitxeb. ;))

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

My friends were going to name their baby Papiloma until they found out it means 'warty one'

I suggested 'Epponnee Rae' from K&K

There was a story once about the Warmwater family, son called Luke. :s

Over here (Australia) there is a guy caled Rex Hunt who has a fishing show. He has a brother called Mike Hunt.

[edit]He might have a girlfriend called Mya Sole

Over here (Australia) there is a guy caled Rex Hunt who has a fishing show. He has a brother called Mike Hunt.
Doesn't he have a fishing video game too?

Doesn't he have a fishing video game too?

Probably

I know a kid who legally changed his name to Thor. (doesn't suit him)

I also knew a kid named Justin Case...he hated me 'cause I laughed for an hour when I first met him (I don't blame him, mind you)

However, I think the winner has to be Tatanya Positronic Banana. (kudos to ya if you understand the reference.) "Shut up Charles!"

Miqdad (Mig-dad)

Well, my name is fairly entertaining.

Brett Anthony Luke Dorrans (III) <- My initials are BALD.

I know someone called Roman Finch (Polish-Pom).

I knew the Butts, the Belches, and the Chidumberums. These are all real last names of people I knew.

There's a guy in Florida named Jack Schitt. :)
Can't say I know him.

Orange' Brown

A guy I used to know lived in a family where everyone got 3 names on top of their original name. The lads names weren't too bad - Piers, Humphrey, etc.

The youngest, a girl, was called (forgive my spelling) Morilla (said as it is written) Clemency-Emerald <last name not revealed>

IN my school there's a girl with last name 0.

Well, I don't know them personally, but I've seen these Chinese names used (Real names.)

Chew Shit Fun
Jumping Wang

Also:

Dr. Richard ("Dick") Chopp. An urologist specifying in vasectomies.

I had a friend named "Zuhair" (pronounced "Zoo-Hair"). He had a weird name, but he was the coolest kid ever.

Aleks

My husband is a pastey white guy from the south and his name is John Terrell Little III... I told him there won't be a 4th. I love him dearly but there's no way that people don't call him Little John... and Terrell??

My husband is a pastey white guy from the south and his name is John Terrell Little III... I told him there won't be a 4th. I love him dearly but there's no way that people don't call him Little John... and Terrell??
Lol, my last name is little. And is sucks.

Can't say I know him.

You don't know Jack Schitt?

My husband is a pastey white guy from the south and his name is John Terrell Little III... I told him there won't be a 4th. I love him dearly but there's no way that people don't call him Little John... and Terrell??

That sort of naming is rather like the European Monarchal system.
Interesting.

Our County Coroner here is named Dr. Deye.

My mom had a friend who wanted to name their child "Polly-Ester". Ester is a fairly common name in Sweden, and Polly is also a normal name altough not so common in Sweden, but when you put them together it sounds a bit funny :p

However, in Sweden the goverment doesn't allow certain names which could give the child trauma (such as calling your child Adolf Hitler and such), so she was't allowed to call her daughter that.

I heard about a 16 month old girl without a name, apparently her parents still haven't decided on one yet.

Oxana Slutsky.

Wendy Blows.

Bong.

Forgot about Brad Pitt...for you that do not speak Swedish Pitt means c*ck in Swedish. And if you are from certain areas of Sweden and pronounced it it would sound like "wide c*ck" :) .

I worked in an Education office for a while and there are some excellent names for modern children. My fav was 'Channel'. Apparently, the mother had wanted to call her daughter 'Chanel' i.e. popular perfume stuff, but couldn't spell it.

Our County Coroner here is named Dr. Deye.I read in the New York Times about a physician known as Dr. Doctor. I think his original name was Wakawszéwicz. I'm not sure which one is weirder. ;)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Is Lotte considered weird? THat's my name. And I knew a chick called Raven. THen there's Mustapha, Dharma (a bloke), Gnat, and Merryn (another bloke)

A list of weird names of people that I know:

Starqiesha

Tarquineesha

Listy

Pandaria

Tivoli


Anyone else know people with weird names?
I know a guy named Ljótur, it's an Icelandic name that in english means Ugly.

P.S. Our names are more like indian names like White Bird, Wolfe Man etc. they have a meaning.

Ickball, and a Dr. Schitz.

Is Lotte considered weird? THat's my name. And I knew a chick called Raven. THen there's Mustapha, Dharma (a bloke), Gnat, and Merryn (another bloke)Lotte isn't considered too weird. Someone suggested that it was short for Charlotte, but I doubt it, because of the long e. I think it's of Germanic origin.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I've dated a ton of women with odd names. My ex-fiancee is "Kadda". I've also dated a "Patience" and a "Marisol".

I've also noticed that women with odd names are usually FREAKS in bed...not that I'm complaining. ;)

I can add another name to my list because I just met her today: Dubai.

That's actually somebody's name.

Mostly students of mine (given names, of course):

Pigeon
Hey
Sunny
David (a girl)
Joker
Lane (a boy)
Licole
Vojey
Ben (a girl)
Steven (a girl)
Cotton
Sunshine
Cathy Aries
Onion
Cutie
Tissue
Cheesecake
Cherry
Mango
Puzzle
Pizza
Tiramisu
Water
Cocoa
Theta
Arrow

A lot of us are familiar with a girl by the name of 'Aerou'. That's a "weird" name.

I have a friend who is named Isen.

His mother named him after a river in the lord of the rings. I always thought that was odd.

I also have another friend who is named Jai.

Not sure where that name came from, but its probably french.

One of my friend's name in school is Kinda Short. Lol, she's over six feet tall. Then there's Moonbeam and Moonshadow De La Cruz. Their best friend's name is Sunshine.

Mostly students of mine (given names, of course):

Pigeon
Hey
Sunny
David (a girl)
Joker
Lane (a boy)
Licole
Vojey
Ben (a girl)
Steven (a girl)
...
Most of them wouldn't be allowed around here. (same reason as in Sweden)

Not funny but the worst name ever is
Unelma Sirpa-Leena = shattered dream
But I'm sure she has loving parents... :mad:

I've also had the pleasure to meet
Anu Saukko = Ars Ehole

I have a friend who is named Isen.

His mother named him after a river in the lord of the rings. I always thought that was odd.

Am I the only one who thinks that that's the coolest name ever? Isen...

I've also had the pleasure to meet
Anu Saukko = Ars Ehole

...and her loving husband, Per Saukko.

Those unfamiliar with Finnish. Anu is a female first name, Per is a male first name. Saukko is Finnish for an otter, aukko is Finnish for a hole. So,

Anu Saukko = Anus-aukko, "anal hole".
Per Saukko = Pers-aukko, "asshole".

Not really that funny when you have to explaine it, I admit.

I've also heard of a Miina Kenttä, or Mine Field.

I've also heard of a Miina Kenttä, or Mine Field.
She used to live quite close to me...
as did Maila Tennis (Maila = bat, racket)
I've also met Pasi-Anssi (patience, the card came)

Olli Kuhta has caused few laughs...only for Finns though.

Dashelle
Shariya
Tequila
Midori
Marleiah
Kortknee (just like Courtney, only spelt weirdly)
Tiffaneea

Is Lotte considered weird? THat's my name. And I knew a chick called Raven. THen there's Mustapha, Dharma (a bloke), Gnat, and Merryn (another bloke)

Not in the nordic countries at least. Know a few people who are called that.

Some of the kids here have weird english names:
Beauty
Lovely
Pinky
That's off the top of my head. When I'm not so tired I'll remember some others.

Of course, no name could possibly be weirder than:
Moon Unit Zappa,
and
Dweezil Zappa.

Except maybe Zowie Bowie. But that's not really weird, just stupid. Like Prince Michael I & II.

i now a chinese guy named man-ho. and i also know girls named amanda tease and mary ferry

I have a friend called Freyni...

I came across another one today - a girl whose Chinese names are Kin Ki. Say them together to see what the problem is, especially introducing herself.
"Hi, I'm Kin Ki!"

I know a chinese guy named man-ho. and i also know girls named amanda tease and mary ferry
About the Mary Ferry - if Jerry Hall hadn't broken up with Bryan Ferry to go with Mick Jagger, she could well be know as Mrs Jerry Ferry.
And if Carly Simon had (somehow) married Bob Marley, she would have been Mrs Carly Marley.

One of my close friends is named Galadriel.

I used to work in a packing plant in Florida (oranges) with a Mary Anne King.

She named her son Nosmo.

His given name is Nosmo King (No Smoking).

It still cracks me up every time I think about what that boy is going to face in his lifetime. :D

I knew a Femily she had changed the spelling from FEMALE when she turned 18.

Is Lotte considered weird? THat's my name. And I knew a chick called Raven. THen there's Mustapha, Dharma (a bloke), Gnat, and Merryn (another bloke)

Lotte is a common name in the Netherlands. But I think you don't live there :)

Weird names of people I know:
Misiu (Polish I think)
Arjuna (probably Thai)
Sepideh

Also a couple of nicknames, but I think those don't count.

I don't personally know someone with a weird name, but I do know someone who has a friend in a gynocology department in a hospital. He says his friend has delivered a lot of babies with weird names such as these.

He told us about two twins:

Orangejello (pronounced Oran-jello)
Lemonjello (pronounced Le-mon-jello)

And I feel sorry for this one but whatever:

Shithead (pronounced She-THEED)

Unfortunately, i don't think anyone is going to pronounce his name that way :(

I don't personally know someone with a weird name, but I do know someone who has a friend in a gynocology department in a hospital. He says his friend has delivered a lot of babies with weird names such as these.

He told us about two twins:

Orangejello (pronounced Oran-jello)
Lemonjello (pronounced Le-mon-jello)

And I feel sorry for this one but whatever:

Shithead (pronounced She-THEED)

Unfortunately, i don't think anyone is going to pronounce his name that way :(

I'm glad I don't have some of the names mentioned in this thread...

I've dated a ton of women with odd names. My ex-fiancee is "Kadda". I've also dated a "Patience" and a "Marisol".

I've also noticed that women with odd names are usually FREAKS in bed...not that I'm complaining. ;)


Marisol, wasn't that the name of a girl in some Clint Eastwood movie?