NationStates Jolt Archive


Do you engage in unnatural activities?

Wong Cock
11-05-2005, 05:32
Some people, especially those of self-proclaimed high morality, condemn unnatural activities. "It's against nature", "It's a sin", "If nature had wanted it, then.." Well, you heard it all.
Patra Caesar
11-05-2005, 05:33
Yes, I drive a car and use electricity. How unnatural is that!!! :eek: :D
Potaria
11-05-2005, 05:35
"Unnatural activities"? By those descriptions, then hell yes. And I'm glad I do.
Swimmingpool
11-05-2005, 05:42
I'm engaging in an unnatural activity right now.
Monkeypimp
11-05-2005, 05:44
Oh yeah.
Old Dobbs Town
11-05-2005, 05:47
I think it's more of a question as to when are my activities anything other than unnatural?

Hmmm. Ablutions?
Naturality
11-05-2005, 05:47
I don't know.. but when I was in a relationship.. I probably did.. depends on what you consider immoral..

Having sex outside.. but on private property. ? Sex other then the missionary position.. and for other reasons than reproducing? Yes.
Bitchkitten
11-05-2005, 05:50
My unnatural activities are the ones I like the best. :eek:

















Now get you minds out of the gutters. How do you know I don't mean sitting in the AC, taking a bubble bath, surfing the net and watching cable?
Potaria
11-05-2005, 05:54
Now get you minds out of the gutters. How do you know I don't mean sitting in the AC, taking a bubble bath, surfing the net and watching cable?

How do you know I wasn't thinking of that in the first place?

;)
Bitchkitten
11-05-2005, 05:56
How do you know I wasn't thinking of that in the first place?

;)'Cause I know you! :p
Potaria
11-05-2005, 05:57
'Cause I know you! :p

Seriously, this time... I really *was* thinking about those things!
NERVUN
11-05-2005, 06:12
Can't resist the reference... Why yes, I do unatural things all the time, I like my meat cooked and live in a house.
Potaria
11-05-2005, 06:13
Can't resist the reference... Why yes, I do unatural things all the time, I like my meat cook and live in a house.

That's wonderful, but did you really have to tell us about it?

:p
AkhPhasa
11-05-2005, 06:18
All of my activities seem perfectly natural to me.
NERVUN
11-05-2005, 06:22
That's wonderful, but did you really have to tell us about it?

:p
Well... they DID ask! ;)

Of course I was thinking more of The Fifth Elephant by Terry Pratchett, but I do love your comeback. :D
KodiakClaw
11-05-2005, 06:34
Nope. All of the laws of physics have stayed unbroken in my presence.

Oh you mean what normal people think of as natural. In that case, the last natural thing I did was write my name in the snow.

Edit: On second thaught, neither writing nor names are natural. I did pee on a tree a while back though. That counts.
New Fuglies
11-05-2005, 06:55
Question:

Is clasping your hands together and communicating with the supernatural via an antenna created by your two thumbs considered natural? Or even normal?
Incenjucarania
11-05-2005, 08:08
All of my activities are made out of all-natural matter and energy.

However, what I do with them.. whoo boy.