NationStates Jolt Archive


Jesus Christ in legal battle to get license

Kholar
11-05-2005, 04:08
"CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) -- Even Jesus Christ can't circumvent the rules for getting a driver's license in West Virginia"

www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/10/jesus.lawsuit.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/10/jesus.lawsuit.ap/index.html)
Lochiel
11-05-2005, 04:09
...the url doesn't work. :(
Kholar
11-05-2005, 04:12
I fixed it.
Deleuze
11-05-2005, 04:14
Isn't this blasphemy? You know, that whole "I am the Lord your God; there is no other" and "You shall worship no other gods but Me" First and Second Commandment thing?
Armandian Cheese
11-05-2005, 04:15
"Christ is not speaking to anyone at this time"

Ha! Seriously though, it's frankly moronic to deny someone a name change because it may "offend people." Since when do judges have the right to decide what we call ourselves?
Kholar
11-05-2005, 04:16
Personally I don't think it really matters.... but why would he do it? is he really that strange or is he just trying to be funny?
Kholar
11-05-2005, 04:18
This makes me wonder if anyone has tried to change thier name to "Seemore Butts" or "IP Freely".
The South Empire
11-05-2005, 04:19
some people take "Jesus Christ" to be an inappropriate exlamation, so is it the same thing if a guy tried to change his name to "God Dammit"?
Kholar
11-05-2005, 04:21
"Christ is moving to West Virginia to enjoy a slower lifestyle."

I guess all that "Wrath of God" stuff finally caught up with him. :D
Gauthier
11-05-2005, 04:23
"Do you know who my Father is, punk!? Believe me, he can make your life Hell if you don't give me what I want!!"
Kholar
11-05-2005, 04:29
How about this for a headline:

"Jesus Christ denies rumors that inability to get driver's license will delay second coming"