Prophecies and Pepsi Cola
Kervoskia
11-05-2005, 00:57
Make predictions about happenings, wars, etc. going on in Nation states and Pepsi Cola.
Once Microsoft, McDonalds, and Coca-Cola merge...we're all doomed.
They control your computers.
They control what you eat.
They control what you drink.
They are everywhere.
At school.
At work.
At home.
Hell, your right in front of one of their products right now, aren't you?
If your not...well don't admit it. Cuz we'll make fun of you ya little Mac user. :D
Neo-Anarchists
11-05-2005, 01:01
I predict that Automagfreek will engage in a bloody, drawn-out war with a can of Pepsi-Cola, complete with gruesome executions and such. The Pepsi can will come close to overpowering Automagfreek's defensive forces, but it the end he'll blow it up with some big nasty weapon of doom.
Or something vaguely like that.
Shadowstorm Imperium
11-05-2005, 01:02
I prophecise that someone is going to post something so utterly moronic on NationStates in the next 24 hours that at least one person will realise that they vastly underestimated the limits of human stupidity.
Kervoskia
11-05-2005, 01:05
I prophecise that someone is going to post something so utterly moronic on NationStates in the next 24 hours that at least one person will realise that they vastly underestimated the limits of human stupidity.
How did you know?!
Camel Eaters
11-05-2005, 01:11
I predict that a can of Pepsi Cola will crash into the Earth from an alien world of sentient colas. After being raised by a simple family in Kentucky it will move to New York and become a lawyer/reporter/BDSM Artist of great proportions. They will also secretly be involved in an ancienty cola cult that gives him great power. And he shall rule the world. And dance around with monkeys as Super-Cola-Man.
Kervoskia
11-05-2005, 01:15
I predict that a can of Pepsi Cola will crash into the Earth from an alien world of sentient colas. After being raised by a simple family in Kentucky it will move to New York and become a lawyer/reporter/BDSM Artist of great proportions. They will also secretly be involved in an ancienty cola cult that gives him great power. And he shall rule the world. And dance around with monkeys as Super-Cola-Man.
:eek:
Catushkoti
11-05-2005, 01:25
Once Microsoft, McDonalds, and Coca-Cola merge...we're all doomed.
They control your computers.
They control what you eat.
They control what you drink.
They are everywhere.
At school.
At work.
At home.
Hell, your right in front of one of their products right now, aren't you?
If your not...well don't admit it. Cuz we'll make fun of you ya little Mac user. :D
Pfft, macs are for kids,and people pretending to be artists *is glad his art-student friends aren't reading this ^_~ * I'm linux all the way,baby! Although I'm kinda n00bish still =(
Shadowstorm Imperium
11-05-2005, 01:31
How did you know?!
I call it "having an IQ above 100".
Kervoskia
11-05-2005, 02:07
bump
Alien Born
11-05-2005, 02:22
Some time, during the next week, one mildly psychotic NS poster will, after drinking a can of Pepsi, become excessively irrate concerning some post made by a Coke drinker regarding the moral ineptitude and total incompetence of some group that the Pepsi drinker identifies with. This will lead to the Pepsi drinker flamming the Coke drinker.
Naturality
11-05-2005, 02:32
I prefer Coke.. if I'm gonna drink a dark soda.
Kervoskia
11-05-2005, 02:40
I prefer Coke.. if I'm gonna drink a dark soda.
Coke isn't always dark.