Here, have a million pounds...of something.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2005, 19:58
If you could have one million pounds of any substance dropped off in front of your house(or some other strategic location in your premises), what would you get, and why?
(P.S. It cannot be money or a precious metal)
Sdaeriji
10-05-2005, 19:59
Could it be a million pounds worth of supermodels?
Cherry jello, cuz it tastes awesome and I want to arrange catfights in it.
Kellarly
10-05-2005, 20:01
1 million pounds of gold bars, i know it might dent the value of gold a bit, but not so much that i could sell it and give a few bars each to all of my firneds and just maybe all of NS too :D
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2005, 20:01
Could it be a million pounds worth of supermodels?
Do you really think there are a million pounds of supermodels in existence? O.o
Alien Born
10-05-2005, 20:01
Mary Jane. No more stress in the region.
Sdaeriji
10-05-2005, 20:02
Do you really think there are a million pounds of supermodels in existence? O.o
I trust that you could arrange it.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2005, 20:02
1 million pounds of gold bars, i know it might dent the value of gold a bit, but not so much that i could sell it and give a few bars each to all of my firneds and just maybe all of NS too :D
Ah, those must be the gold bars that aren't precious metal. Must be chocolate with gold foil wraps or something. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2005, 20:03
I trust that you could arrange it.
If I could, I would. Among other things. :)
Kellarly
10-05-2005, 20:03
Mary Jane. No more stress in the region.
No food either when everyone gets hit with the munchies...
New Watenho
10-05-2005, 20:03
Silver. Its value is fast increasing.
Edit: Oh, sod off ;). I just read the title :p In which case, I'll go for future exam papers.
Ah, those must be the gold bars that aren't precious metal. Must be chocolate with gold foil wraps or something. :)
lol...
I'VE GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET!!!
Kellarly
10-05-2005, 20:04
Ah, those must be the gold bars that aren't precious metal. Must be chocolate with gold foil wraps or something. :)
Million lbs of chocolate and silver foil wrapping eh?
I have a plan....a cunning plan!
Sdaeriji
10-05-2005, 20:04
Some people struggle with reading comprehension, I've noticed.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2005, 20:05
Some people struggle with reading comprehension, I've noticed.
Indeed. Whoever says Platinum is getting a special visit from my scrotum-seeking attack weasels.
Spearmen
10-05-2005, 20:06
Wine, no more depressed in the region!
Sdaeriji
10-05-2005, 20:07
Indeed. Whoever says Platinum is getting a special visit from my scrotum-seeking attack weasels.
Hmm, that's tempting.
Sumamba Buwhan
10-05-2005, 20:08
I'll take a million pounds of something right away please
Peechland
10-05-2005, 20:08
cars
Ashmoria
10-05-2005, 20:08
i could use a million pounds of good rich topsoil. desert soils arent all that suited to landscaping without some help.
Ooh, ooh, platinum!!!
:D
I'm a girl, foo! What now? BURN!
Kellarly
10-05-2005, 20:09
Some people struggle with reading comprehension, I've noticed.
Arse...I've made a complete tit out of myself...again...*hits head with keyboard*
EDIT: Failed my spelling test too now haven't I....
Drunk commies reborn
10-05-2005, 20:09
Tapiocca pudding in a large swimming pool. Don't ask why.
Sumamba Buwhan
10-05-2005, 20:10
Ooh, ooh, platinum!!!
:D
I'm a girl, foo! What now? BURN!
when they dont find scrotums... they keep seeking :eek:
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2005, 20:14
Ooh, ooh, platinum!!!
:D
I'm a girl, foo! What now? BURN!
If you think seeing any males in your area being beset upon by scrotum-seeking attack weasels isn't traumatic, then you are probably a very sick girl.
If you think it's hilarious, then, I probably dated you before. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2005, 20:15
Tapiocca pudding in a large swimming pool. Don't ask why.
I hardly need to. I approve. :)
Anarchic Conceptions
10-05-2005, 20:18
Neo-Nazis.
Somehow the thought of watching a million pounds of neo-nazis fall to their death onto the road pleases me greatly.
Sdaeriji
10-05-2005, 20:20
Neo-Nazis.
Somehow the thought of watching a million pounds of neo-nazis fall to their death onto the road pleases me greatly.
See, I kind of figured they'd get left on my front lawn by a dump truck or something.
The Tribes Of Longton
10-05-2005, 20:21
I'll have a million pounds (by mass, I assume - otherwise, a million pounds of supermodels is like 2/7 Naomi Campbell ;) ) of diamonds. What? You said no precious metals or money, so I'm going for something that has a high monetary value to weight ratio.
Anarchic Conceptions
10-05-2005, 20:23
See, I kind of figured they'd get left on my front lawn by a dump truck or something.
:(
Sorry, took the word "drop" in the opening post to mean, pushed out the back of a plane.
FairyTInkArisen
10-05-2005, 20:24
jelly! for wrestling purposes of course
Sdaeriji
10-05-2005, 20:25
:(
Sorry, took the word "drop" in the opening post to mean, pushed out the back of a plane.
Well then I don't want a million pounds of bloodied and squished supermodels on my front lawn.
Chicken pi
10-05-2005, 20:27
:(
Sorry, took the word "drop" in the opening post to mean, pushed out the back of a plane.
If that's the case, I'll go for a million pounds of fragile pottery, china and glassware.
Kellarly
10-05-2005, 20:29
jelly! for wrestling purposes of course
*1st in line to wrestle tink in jelly!* :D
Sdaeriji
10-05-2005, 20:29
jelly! for wrestling purposes of course
What about chocolate pudding?
The Tribes Of Longton
10-05-2005, 20:30
*1st in line to wrestle tink in jelly!* :D
You may be first in line, but I'm first in the wrestling...arena...thing...
Seosavists
10-05-2005, 20:30
1 million pounds of winning lottery tickets (to different lotteries of course :) ).
Wookies. A million pounds od Wookies.
Anarchic Conceptions
10-05-2005, 20:31
*1st in line to wrestle tink in jelly!* :D
What a good Englishman you are :p
First thing you do is form a queue ;)
Benevolent Omelette
10-05-2005, 20:40
A million pounds worth of collectible stuff - you know, rare trekkie junk, random memorabilia from films that were big hits that you look at and go, "Who the hell would pay £200 for this crappy model thing?".
I'd bulldoze it all into my house so no trekkies or the likes stole it, then flog it all on ebay.
Then I'd buy a mansion and a porsche and a cadillac oh and a bentley, and a helicopter.
Tenrahsoj
10-05-2005, 20:55
how about dirt.
Keruvalia
10-05-2005, 21:03
The slime from You Can't Do That On Television.
A million pounds of that would be awesome in the front yard.
Kroblexskij
10-05-2005, 21:06
Could it be a million pounds worth of supermodels?
gives sdaeriji 1000 , 1000lbs obese supermodels
Lunatic Goofballs
10-05-2005, 21:10
The slime from You Can't Do That On Television.
A million pounds of that would be awesome in the front yard.
Especially when the Jehova's Witnesses come calling. :D
New Genoa
10-05-2005, 21:11
Poo.
The Tribes Of Longton
10-05-2005, 21:14
Poo.
You'd like to do a 1,000,000lb poo? Whatever floats your boat dude, although I suspect that would sink it.
Artamazia
10-05-2005, 21:18
hmm.... Water? It's really hot right now.
Catushkoti
10-05-2005, 21:32
Air.