NationStates Jolt Archive

Stole this interesting tidbit from another forum on the other side of the internet, but figured it would be an interesting topic to discuss:


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Apparently, the guy who runs abortioncams.com, which posted information on abortion doctors (and apparently resulted in the murder of one) was on FOX new radio.

newshounds.us/2005/05/06...e_rightwing.php

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Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing

Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

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So it's alright to date Mule, but should you get her pregnant, you'll have to give it up to adoption?
Of course, it makes sense now - see the Conservatives don't want us having sex the natural way: getting women pregnant, that's what 'Ellie' is for!

Anyone else think it's terribly funny the guys name is 'Horsley'? Seriously.
Has this been posted before?

Your Opinions?
The Breighing and Neighing of Barnyard Animals Ensues:

Doesn't the bible say both homosexuality and bestiality are sins? Yet he hates abortion.

I smell a hyppoccrite.

Well, if you cant fuck little kids, you can alwase fuck your cows, if you are conservative.

I think someone should shoot him in the face. Not because he has sex with animals but he tries to get abortion clinic doctors killed and apprently succeeded. What the F? Why is this guy not behind bars???

Plenty of conservatives are perfectly nice respectful (if confused) people.
But this guy is a right wing nut job and I find his behavior perfectly in character for the type.

Plenty of conservatives are perfectly nice respectful (if confused) people.
But this guy is a right wing nut job and I find his behavior perfectly in character for the type.

Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. :
Wait Allan Colmes has his own show??? I thought he was just there as Hanniyy's personal punching bag.

Do I even wanna know? Probably not... I officially resent the American political system.

Sexkopter: Be VERY CAREFUL of the links you include in your posts. The direct link to abotioncams has nothing wrong on it, but the only working content there is a second link to a site with obscene content.

This should be considered a serious, though unofficial, warning.

Whoa...Didn't see that coming. What does that say about extremists on the whole, hmm?

I think someone should shoot him in the face. Not because he has sex with animals but he tries to get abortion clinic doctors killed and apprently succeeded. What the F? Why is this guy not behind bars???
He's not behind bars because he's favored by James Dobson's group and is currently being groomed for an RNC election in 2006.

I'm not so ready to hold the right responsible for this nutbag. I would say that he is a nutbag who happens to be on the right. I mean, he's a special kinda nutbag who could just as easily wound up like the folks in ELF.

Although I will give a HAHA for this guy getting on TV. Way to legitamize him, dumbasses. (of course he undermines it, so you could argue that this was really 'giving him enough rope'...I can accept that interpretation)

In response:

Any one else up to nominate this guy with John Edwards (The Psychic, not the Politician!) for biggest Douche in the Universe Award?

I do think this was just fueling him - because anyone crazy enough to believe in what he does (getting innocent doctors killed) is probably right up the alley of goatsex anyways.

His show is basically just an excuse to suck Hannity's dick, if ever someone could actually come up with an excuse.

The whole right side of the political spectrum stinks of Hypocracy.

As for hazardous, or unsafe material links, I'll probably attempt to pull those out. I just thought it would be all that much more a testament to the credibility of this source - some people have complained that this couldn't be true, or that this guy is simply joking. By some people I mean my conservative friends - who do not, by the way, date 'Ellie'.
I'm sort of proud my first post here can warrant a serious by not official warning.

p.s. Is Legitamize even a word?

He's not behind bars because he's favored by James Dobson's group and is currently being groomed for an RNC election in 2006.

If he were being groomed for an election he wouldn't be talking about boning mules.

Anyway, you have to give the guy credit for bravery. He isn't afraid to say what he thinks, that's for sure. It'd take a huge amount of money to convince me to admit something like that on national television if I'd actually done it.

I wonder what Alan Colmes would have said if this guy were on the far left instead of the far right? I can only imagine. It'd be some mixture of sheer horror and gloating.


The whole right side of the political spectrum stinks of Hypocracy.

Without exception! Every single last person!

p.s. Is Legitamize even a word?

Yes, but it's spelt legitimize.

The whole right side of the political spectrum stinks of Hypocracy.


I say this when the claim is leveled against the left so I should say it here:

Whenever you force a complete binary on a population this big that binary will be hypocritical. Especially in something as complicated as politics. While I am pretty mad at the right right now, blanket statements aren't helpful. If it's just about 'left and right' then it becomes like picking sports teams or Chevy vs. Ford. It's the specific issue-in this case this dudes issue is targeting doctors and the dating his donkey. (incidently, when you make talk about sex taboo, you suddenly get a guy who thinks it's totally normal to fuck his donkey...)

p.s. Is Legitamize even a word?
Yes, but it's actually spelled legitimize. But I don't need your class to graduate, so I'm only doing a minimum of proof reading.

Not a blanket statement about the Right Stinking:
It's just difficult to cover up the smell when you have Stockwell Day and Stephen Harper on your team. I'd tell you the left stinks if we had them. Well, we have Jack Layton. Which is probably worse.
There is no cologne that can cover the agenda's of Stephen Harper, Stockwell Day, Ralph Klein or Preston Manning (Oh god, I know he's the Reform Party. Don't even MENTION his little war-cry, call for reform) or their Hypocracy. Or the fact that they're trying to abolish the Canada Health act.
Seriously, WTF is wrong with these guys?

Legitimize looks much better. Sounds like a Don King Buzzword.

Not a blanket statement about the Right Stinking:
It's just difficult to cover up the smell when you have Stockwell Day and Stephen Harper on your team. I'd tell you the left stinks if we had them. Well, we have Jack Layton. Which is probably worse.
There is no cologne that can cover the agenda's of Stephen Harper, Stockwell Day, Ralph Klein or Preston Manning (Oh god, I know he's the Reform Party. Don't even MENTION his little war-cry, call for reform) or their Hypocracy. Or the fact that they're trying to abolish the Canada Health act.
Seriously, WTF is wrong with these guys?

Legitimize looks much better. Sounds like a Don King Buzzword.
All I'm saying is talk about those guys and not so much 'the right'. Call those guys on their shit and then if the right jumps to thier aid, question those who do. Otherwise it just feels like we've filled the opposite stands of a football field and are just trying to outshout each other.

If he were being groomed for an election he wouldn't be talking about boning mules.
For now we have to just appreciate him for being a man of words. The action comes later, everyone knows that, silly! ;) That's why he's being *groomed*!


It'd take a huge amount of money to convince me to admit something like that on national television if I'd actually done it.

Ya know it would take no $ at all to get a lot of people on this forum to confess this kinda stuff. Just gotta watch out for the ones who clip&paste!
*pokes self*

I won't even mention how many times I could play off of the Word 'Groomed' right now on this guy.

But it's people like him, and Stephen Harper which contribute to a lot of people's negative outlook on the entire Right Wing community, and it looks especially bad when one of them actually fucks mules.
I wonder if the 'liberal media bias' will have a field day with this. Or Jon Stewart pays Lewis Black to rant about it.

I'm sorry I used the term 'the right'. I have a couple Republican friends - while stupid for other reasons than that, they do not in fact stink of Hypocracy. Or fuck mules. Or stink of Hippo - for having sex with one. :fluffle:

I won't even mention how many times I could play off of the Word 'Groomed' right now on this guy.

But it's people like him, and Stephen Harper which contribute to a lot of people's negative outlook on the entire Right Wing community, and it looks especially bad when one of them actually fucks mules.
I wonder if the 'liberal media bias' will have a field day with this. Or Jon Stewart pays Lewis Black to rant about it.

I'm sorry I used the term 'the right'. I have a couple Republican friends - while stupid for other reasons than that, they do not in fact stink of Hypocracy. Or fuck mules. Or stink of Hippo - for having sex with one. :fluffle:
If someone admited to mule fucking on a news channel and thought everyone was doing it, I'm gonna bet it'll make its way to the Daily Show. Unless they deem it 'too easy.'

I won't even mention how many times I could play off of the Word 'Groomed' right now on this guy.

But it's people like him, and Stephen Harper which contribute to a lot of people's negative outlook on the entire Right Wing community, and it looks especially bad when one of them actually fucks mules.
I wonder if the 'liberal media bias' will have a field day with this. Or Jon Stewart pays Lewis Black to rant about it.

I'm sorry I used the term 'the right'. I have a couple Republican friends - while stupid for other reasons than that, they do not in fact stink of Hypocracy. Or fuck mules. Or stink of Hippo - for having sex with one. :fluffle:
Indeed, indulge yourself! That's why i *'d it!

This is a very funny post. Thanks. You made me piss off the other people in the library. *bows*
While i'm at it, i'm suggesting maybe the guy'd try out a dressed-up skeleton of ambulocetus natans. Mmmm, transitional fossiliality.