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I think i've caught the disease...

I've gotta do an English paper for tommorow, just i can never seem to sit down and do it, i'm always puttin it off til later. And now i'm surfin the forums instead of writing...

anyone here know a good cure that'll make me wanna actually work on my paper, and stop just puttin it, or anything for that matter off?

Let me get back to you.

Maybe in a couple of years I'll invent one, but for now, no.

I don't think it can be for me now. I procrastinate my procrastination.

I think i've caught the disease...

I've gotta do an English paper for tommorow, just i can never seem to sit down and do it, i'm always puttin it off til later. And now i'm surfin the forums instead of writing...

anyone here know a good cure that'll make me wanna actually work on my paper, and stop just puttin it, or anything for that matter off?

Well I had good results with ephedrine and beer. I became so wired that I had to do something, and didn't care what it was. My attention span became too deminished to pay attention to what I was procrastinating with, so just by percentages some of my time just had to be spent on whatever I was supposed to be doing. As for the rest of the time... that poor poor dog :(

No, wait...no.

I misread the title as "Can Procreation be Cured?" and thought this would be another abortion thread.
:D

Simple, wait till next year, when your in the same class.

I misread the title as "Can Procreation be Cured?" and thought this would be another abortion thread.
I misread your misreading as "Can Procrastination be Cured?" and was a bit confused at first.

Close the web browser, get serious, and write the fucking paper. Stop whining and do it.

With this patented method I have completed papers not the night before, but days and even weeks in advance.

I find it easiest to focus on an assignment while blasting heavy metal in my ears with my cheap headphones.

Procrastination can never be cured, they'll keep putting off the research until later.

Speaking of which I need to write a paper instead of posting.

Snort some ritilan (or however you spell it) and get to work.

Structured Procrastination, by Professor John Perry, Stanford University:


I have been intending to write this essay for months. Why am I finally doing it? Because I finally found some uncommitted time? Wrong. I have papers to grade, textbook orders to fill out, an NSF proposal to referee, dissertation drafts to read. I am working on this essay as a way of not doing all of those things. This is the essence of what I call structured procrastination, an amazing strategy I have discovered that converts procrastinators into effective human beings, respected and admired for all that they can accomplish and the good use they make of time. All procrastinators put off things they have to do. Structured procrastination is the art of making this bad trait work for you. The key idea is that procrastinating does not mean doing absolutely nothing. Procrastinators seldom do absolutely nothing; they do marginally useful things, like gardening or sharpening pencils or making a diagram of how they will reorganize their files when they get around to it. Why does the procrastinator do these things? Because they are a way of not doing something more important. If all the procrastinator had left to do was to sharpen some pencils, no force on earth could get him do it. However, the procrastinator can be motivated to do difficult, timely and important tasks, as long as these tasks are a way of not doing something more important.

Structured procrastination means shaping the structure of the tasks one has to do in a way that exploits this fact. The list of tasks one has in mind will be ordered by importance. Tasks that seem most urgent and important are on top. But there are also worthwhile tasks to perform lower down on the list. Doing these tasks becomes a way of not doing the things higher up on the list. With this sort of appropriate task structure, the procrastinator becomes a useful citizen. Indeed, the procrastinator can even acquire, as I have, a reputation for getting a lot done.

The most perfect situation for structured procrastination that I ever had was when my wife and I served as Resident Fellows in Soto House, a Stanford dormitory. In the evening, faced with papers to grade, lectures to prepare, committee work to be done, I would leave our cottage next to the dorm and go over to the lounge and play ping-pong with the residents, or talk over things with them in their rooms, or just sit there and read the paper. I got a reputation for being a terrific Resident Fellow, and one of the rare profs on campus who spent time with undergraduates and got to know them. What a set up: play ping pong as a way of not doing more important things, and get a reputation as Mr. Chips.

Procrastinators often follow exactly the wrong tack. They try to minimize their commitments, assuming that if they have only a few things to do, they will quit procrastinating and get them done. But this goes contrary to the basic nature of the procrastinator and destroys his most important source of motivation. The few tasks on his list will be by definition the most important, and the only way to avoid doing them will be to do nothing. This is a way to become a couch potato, not an effective human being.

At this point you may be asking, "How about the important tasks at the top of the list, that one never does?" Admittedly, there is a potential problem here.

The trick is to pick the right sorts of projects for the top of the list. The ideal sorts of things have two characteristics, First, they seem to have clear deadlines (but really don't). Second, they seem awfully important (but really aren't). Luckily, life abounds with such tasks. In universities the vast majority of tasks fall into this category, and I'm sure the same is true for most other large institutions. Take for example the item right at the top of my list right now. This is finishing an essay for a volume in the philosophy of language. It was supposed to be done eleven months ago. I have accomplished an enormous number of important things as a way of not working on it. A couple of months ago, bothered by guilt, I wrote a letter to the editor saying how sorry I was to be so late and expressing my good intentions to get to work. Writing the letter was, of course, a way of not working on the article. It turned out that I really wasn't much further behind schedule than anyone else. And how important is this article anyway? Not so important that at some point something that seems more important won't come along. Then I'll get to work on it.

Another example is book order forms. I write this in June. In October, I will teach a class on Epistemology. The book order forms are already overdue at the book store. It is easy to take this as an important task with a pressing deadline (for you non-procrastinators, I will observe that deadlines really start to press a week or two after they pass.) I get almost daily reminders from the department secretary, students sometimes ask me what we will be reading, and the unfilled order form sits right in the middle of my desk, right under the wrapping from the sandwich I ate last Wednesday. This task is near the top of my list; it bothers me, and motivates me to do other useful but superficially less important things. But in fact, the book store is plenty busy with forms already filed by non-procrastinators. I can get mine in mid-Summer and things will be fine. I just need to order popular well-known books from efficient publishers. I will accept some other, apparently more important, task sometime between now and, say, August 1st. Then my psyche will feel comfortable about filling out the order forms as a way of not doing this new task.

The observant reader may feel at this point that structured procrastination requires a certain amount of self-deception, since one is in effect constantly perpetrating a pyramid scheme on oneself. Exactly. One needs to be able to recognize and commit oneself to tasks with inflated importance and unreal deadlines, while making oneself feel that they are important and urgent. This is not a problem, because virtually all procrastinators have excellent self-deceptive skills also. And what could be more noble than using one character flaw to offset the bad effects of another?

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Copyright 1995, John Perry

I think i've caught the disease...

I've gotta do an English paper for tommorow, just i can never seem to sit down and do it, i'm always puttin it off til later. And now i'm surfin the forums instead of writing...

anyone here know a good cure that'll make me wanna actually work on my paper, and stop just puttin it, or anything for that matter off?
labotomy?

What are you telling yourself when you sit down to work on your paper? Are you telling yourself that it's too hard, too difficult, too stressful? Are you worried about what will happen if you don't get it done. If so, you're probably avoiding it because working on it is a stressful situation for you.

To get over this, challenge your negative thoughts with more realistic ones. Yes, writing a paper is hard, but it's not too hard, you can do it. It is difficult, but it's not impossible. You might be feeling stressed about what will happen if you don't finish it. If you don't do it maybe you will fail your course, maybe you'll even be kicked out of school, maybe you won't be able to get that high paying job you wanted. All these things might be true, but none of them are the end of the world. None of these things will kill you, or even make you lose one drop of blood. You can still live, love, and enjoy life. Sure life could be better if you got the paper done, but not doing it is not a disaster.

You can make yourself work on it for ten minutes. So go and work on it for ten minutes, and then you'll see that working on a paper is not so bad. It's just mental effort and that's not going to kill you.

You can do it. And I mean that as a statement of fact, not some empty encouragement.

Structured Procrastination, by Professor John Perry, Stanford University:
Best. Post. Ever.
Pure genius!

Actually.

There is a cure.

They're working on it right now.

It already works on monkies.

I kid you not.

They gave them the pill, and the monkies got to work right off.

Wait ... wasn't there something you needed me to do?

Anyone here know a good cure that'll make me wanna actually work on my paper, and stop just puttin it, or anything for that matter off?
A big, steaming hot bowl of failure works every time.

As long as NS exists, there will be procrastination.

I don't really think procrastination is a disease that can be cured. Still the only one who can really solve your dilemma is you. I am a procrastinator, but I try not to be such a procrastinator. (I know that sounds like a contradiction, but it's not, keep in mind I scored 36% lazy bum...that was another thread) Anyway, to the point...I always made things worse for myself by procrastinating, so no I try not to procrastinate so much. However, I do so with mixed results. For example, I have a final exam in my biology class in a couple of hours and I haven't studied anything at all. Well, we'll see how it goes, and good luck on your paper.

can I tell you later?