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The ugliest world leader ever!

Roach-Busters
09-05-2005, 19:35
Who is it? Who is the absolute down-right ugliest world leader there ever was? Please note, this thread is not about who's the best, worst, most evil, or whatever, it's about who is the least attractive physically. That said, the poll will be up in just a second.
Haken Rider
09-05-2005, 19:39
I can't remember any world leaders...
Roach-Busters
09-05-2005, 19:39
Damn, I forgot Gorbachev.
Refused Party Program
09-05-2005, 19:41
You also forgot Maggie Thatcher.
Roach-Busters
09-05-2005, 19:41
You also forgot Maggie Thatcher.

She's not a supermodel, but she doesn't hold a candle to anyone on the list, especially FDR, Noriega, or the second guy.
Wisjersey
09-05-2005, 19:43
Did you ever notice that evilness and ugliness seem to have the tendency to be proportionally to each other? :D
Blu-tac
09-05-2005, 19:45
You also forgot Maggie Thatcher.

I find Maggie Thatcher very, very attractive and i think that is an insult to conservatives. ANTI-CONSERVATIVE!
Roach-Busters
09-05-2005, 19:45
Did you ever notice that evilness and ugliness seem to have the tendency to be proportionally to each other? :D

Yeah, it's funny. Although some of history's greatest leaders have been butt-ugly, and some of its worst leaders could be considered handsome.
Anarchic Conceptions
09-05-2005, 19:45
Did you ever notice that evilness and ugliness seem to have the tendency to be proportionally to each other? :D
Dorian Gray?
Greenmanbry
09-05-2005, 19:47
*Green scurries around looking for the Bush option*

Hmph, he's not on! Let me guess who made this poll.... Ah, yes!

;)
Roach-Busters
09-05-2005, 19:47
Daniel Malan ain't exactly handsome, either: http://usuarios.lycos.es/alpheratz/plus/malan.jpg
Roach-Busters
09-05-2005, 19:48
*Green scurries around looking for the Bush option*

Hmph, he's not on! Let me guess who made this poll.... Ah, yes!

;)

Don't get me wrong, I despise Bush- and find him ugly- but he's not as ugly as the guys on my list, not by a longshot.
Roach-Busters
09-05-2005, 19:51
http://www.dictatorofthemonth.com/Zia/pictures_of_zia.htm
Haken Rider
09-05-2005, 19:51
Daniel Malan ain't exactly handsome, either: http://usuarios.lycos.es/alpheratz/plus/malan.jpg
Reminds me of our old prime minister.
http://home.tiscali.be/martin.acke12/verkiezingen/dehaene-jean-luc.jpg
Windsor-Bainbridge
09-05-2005, 19:52
Vladimir Putin - it has to be!!!! He does look like Dobby the HouseElf from Harry Potter.
Roach-Busters
09-05-2005, 19:53
Reminds me of our old prime minister.
http://home.tiscali.be/martin.acke12/verkiezingen/dehaene-jean-luc.jpg

Except your guy is probably a saint compared to Malan. Malan is the bastard who introduced apartheid.
Eh-oh
09-05-2005, 19:53
why do you have fidel castro up there???? he's hawt :fluffle:

not as hawt as saddam hussein, though
Roach-Busters
09-05-2005, 19:55
why do you have fidel castro up there???? he's hawt :fluffle:

Are you kiddin'? He's ugly as sin!
Haken Rider
09-05-2005, 19:59
http://www.dictatorofthemonth.com/Zia/pictures_of_zia.htm

Elected by 05% of the people after the coup/ gewählt von 95% der Bevölkerung nach dem Putsch

Interesting translation.
Eh-oh
09-05-2005, 19:59
Are you kiddin'? He's ugly as sin!

you tellin me that you don't think this man (http://galizacig.org/imxact/2004/08/fidel_castro_ruz590.jpg) is hot? you sir, have no taste
Bodies Without Organs
09-05-2005, 20:01
Are you kiddin'? He's ugly as sin!

Does the term 'bear' as a description of sexual preferences mean anything to you?
Theba
09-05-2005, 20:07
I'd say Robert Mugabe.
Bunnyducks
09-05-2005, 20:14
Well, our president is a pro - knowledgeable and does a good job - but hot...? Not.
http://www.viestintaliitto.fi/kirjatyo/1999/12/ajankohtaista/halonen.jpg
Well, in this pic she seems to be somewhat hot too... for some reason. And yes, it is a she.
Eh-oh
09-05-2005, 20:17
the ugliest has to be Churchill
Anarchic Conceptions
09-05-2005, 20:29
Does the term 'bear' as a description of sexual preferences mean anything to you?

Oh, God, no!

Prays to God you aren't thinking what we're thinking!
Carmine Eye
09-05-2005, 20:29
Ugh of the Grabouh Tribe (circa 800 BC) is scientifically classified as the ugliest world leader.
Swimmingpool
09-05-2005, 20:38
She's not a supermodel, but she doesn't hold a candle to anyone on the list, especially FDR, Noriega, or the second guy.
I would also nominate Thatcher as the ugliest ever. Dan Malan for ugly male.

FDR comes nowhere near ugliest. He was pretty much average, as was Mao, Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq, Castro (actually Castro is attractive when compared to these guys).

I find Maggie Thatcher very, very attractive and i think that is an insult to conservatives. ANTI-CONSERVATIVE!
So you think that you have to think she's attractive to be a true conservative? :rolleyes:

Hilarious:
http://www.dictatorofthemonth.com/Zia/zia.jpg
Carnivorous Lickers
09-05-2005, 20:39
http://www.dictatorofthemonth.com/Zia/pictures_of_zia.htm


Wow-that f'er is ugly
Keruvalia
09-05-2005, 21:01
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines02/images/0906-04.jpg
Swimmingpool
09-05-2005, 21:15
Kim Jong-il is nasty.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Great_Leader_Comrade_Kim_Jong_Il_(122).jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/KimJongIL2.JPG

http://www.dictatorofthemonth.com/Niyazov/PutinNiyazov3.jpg
Saparmurat Atayevich Niyazov & Putin
Greenmanbry
09-05-2005, 21:47
Elected by 05% of the people after the coup/ gewählt von 95% der Bevölkerung nach dem Putsch

Interesting translation.


Nice find. At least some people look at the words and not just the pictures. ;)
Robot ninja pirates
09-05-2005, 21:52
*Green scurries around looking for the Bush option*

Hmph, he's not on! Let me guess who made this poll.... Ah, yes!

;)
Bush has nothing on these guys. He's a normal middle-aged man, nothing especially revolting physically.
Psov
09-05-2005, 22:04
Old Adolph was pretty nasty looking, or perhaps that was just the impression that a cattepillar had roosted under his nose, given by the silly mustache he sported. You can't possibly argue that anyone has ever had such beady eyes since though.
Morteee
09-05-2005, 22:06
damn for the first time ever I WANTED to vote for Bush and he aint even in the running :p
HardNippledom
09-05-2005, 22:08
http://www.dictatorofthemonth.com/Zia/pictures_of_zia.htm

he looks like a smooth pimp.
Riconiaa
09-05-2005, 22:11
Did you ever notice that evilness and ugliness seem to have the tendency to be proportionally to each other? :D

Yup. But, did you ever consider that that also applies to you?
The Lightning Star
09-05-2005, 22:16
Noriega(A.K.A. "Pinapple Face". Do they have to be so mean, just because he had acne problems as a child?)

And, RB, I really don't see what you have against FDR. Sure, he's not handsome, but he's not ugly. He's "meh".
Carnivorous Lickers
09-05-2005, 22:26
Noriega(A.K.A. "Pinapple Face". Do they have to be so mean, just because he had acne problems as a child?)

And, RB, I really don't see what you have against FDR. Sure, he's not handsome, but he's not ugly. He's "meh".


He didnt have acne as a child- he worked in a fast food restaurant and was "bobbing for fries" in the deep fryer.
Carnivorous Lickers
09-05-2005, 22:28
Noriega(A.K.A. "Pinapple Face". Do they have to be so mean, just because he had acne problems as a child?)

And, RB, I really don't see what you have against FDR. Sure, he's not handsome, but he's not ugly. He's "meh".


Noriega didnt have acne problems as a child- his face was accidentally set on fire once and a friend beat the flames out with a rake.
Carmine Eye
10-05-2005, 15:17
I voted Kimmy.
Texpunditistan
10-05-2005, 15:19
Noriega (aka "pineapple") is probably the ugliest...but I had to give Kim Jong-Il (aka "chia dictator") bonus points for being patently evil...as only chia dictators can be. :)
Carnivorous Lickers
10-05-2005, 15:19
http://www.dictatorofthemonth.com/Zia/pictures_of_zia.htm


This sob looks like his moustache smells really bad.
Aeruillin
10-05-2005, 15:20
Who is it? Who is the absolute down-right ugliest world leader there ever was? Please note, this thread is not about who's the best, worst, most evil, or whatever, it's about who is the least attractive physically. That said, the poll will be up in just a second.

Kim Jong-il. The haircut is creepy.
An archy
10-05-2005, 15:37
Martin Van Buren- the ugliest person in the history of the universe.
http://www.pressroom.com/~afrimale/vanburen.htm
If I were an Athiest, I'd use his face to prove that God does not exist.
Hata-alla
10-05-2005, 15:48
Our very own Göran Persson(Sweden)
Göran Persson (http://www.riksdagen.se/bilder/ledamotr/HighRes/00002692.JPG)
Mythotic Kelkia
10-05-2005, 15:51
JFK. All the picture's I've seen of him makes it look like his face is some kinda rubber mask. Everyone raves about how young and attractive he looked, but I can only assume they're being ironic.
Carnivorous Lickers
10-05-2005, 15:52
Martin Van Buren- the ugliest person in the history of the universe.
http://www.pressroom.com/~afrimale/vanburen.htm
If I were an Athiest, I'd use his face to prove that God does not exist.


isnt this really an extra from Lord of the Rings?

His mother may actually have not loved him.
Carnivorous Lickers
10-05-2005, 15:53
JFK. All the picture's I've seen of him makes it look like his face is some kinda rubber mask. Everyone raves about how young and attractive he looked, but I can only assume they're being ironic.


I never saw him as handsome either. And his wife wasnt attractive in my opinion either. I think youth played a bigger part there.
Perkeleenmaa
11-05-2005, 01:16
JFK. All the picture's I've seen of him makes it look like his face is some kinda rubber mask. Everyone raves about how young and attractive he looked, but I can only assume they're being ironic.
He was having a reaction, called "moonface", from hydrocortisone. See here:
http://www.discoverychannel.co.uk/alteredstatesmen/feature1.shtml
Anvilla
11-05-2005, 02:03
I'd say Darth Vader when he takes off his mask. Most unapealing villian ever;)
Norgopia
11-05-2005, 02:09
Vladimir Putin...hes so ugly that I cant think of an ugly joke huge enough to express his ugly.
Moozah
11-05-2005, 02:20
*Green scurries around looking for the Bush option*

Hmph, he's not on! Let me guess who made this poll.... Ah, yes!

;)

seriously... although his evilness is ugly, he is really extremely unsightly despite his personality
Nimzonia
13-05-2005, 19:52
http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/fricasso/mao.jpg

OMG WART!!!!