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Christians????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peaceful Wiccans
09-05-2005, 18:08
I am terribly sorry, but God came to give me advice last night but I thought he was a Robber and shot him repeatedly. :sniper:
Drunk commies reborn
09-05-2005, 18:09
That's ok, he'll be back three days from now.
Seosavists
09-05-2005, 18:10
don't worry that was just your mom. :D
Sonho Real
09-05-2005, 18:10
:D :p

We need a laughing smilie. Although I probably shouldn't have found that funny.
Peaceful Wiccans
09-05-2005, 18:10
Really????????????? But I shot him With a .50cal 27 times!!!!!!
Seosavists
09-05-2005, 18:11
:D :p

We need a laughing smilie. Although I probably shouldn't have found that funny.
if you really need one: http://www.htguide.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_rofl.gif
Czardas
09-05-2005, 18:15
if you really need one: http://www.htguide.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_rofl.gifWe don't. :p ;) :D
Intangelon
09-05-2005, 18:16
I'm not a huge fan of the obnoxious, mindless branches of Christianity, but I realize that they do not speak for all Christians. Just as this thread-starter does not speak for all those who disagree with Christianity.

Starting a thread like this seems like flamebaiting to me.
Sonho Real
09-05-2005, 18:18
I'm not a huge fan of the obnoxious, mindless branches of Christianity, but I realize that they do not speak for all Christians. Just as this thread-starter does not speak for all those who disagree with Christianity.

Starting a thread like this seems like flamebaiting to me.

I'm a Christian, and I thought it was funny, although in a slightly uncomfortable way. I think it helps that I don't believe gun control is an assault on someone's rights though.
BerkylvaniaII
09-05-2005, 18:19
Very classy. :rolleyes:
BerkylvaniaII
09-05-2005, 18:19
I'm a Christian, and I thought it was funny, although in a slightly uncomfortable way. I think it helps that I don't believe gun control is an assault on someone's rights though.

Well, I did find the fact that it was posted by someone named "Peaceful Wiccans" funny in an ironic sort of way...
Alexandria Quatriem
09-05-2005, 19:03
i'm a Christian too, and that was kinda funny...b ut you're supposed to shoot him with a NAIL GUN, GET IT RIGHT! :mad:
Straughn
10-05-2005, 03:33
Certainly you didn't leave those tantalizing bullet holes in the corpse unbefouled, did you?
Club House
10-05-2005, 03:35
i'm a Christian too, and that was kinda funny...b ut you're supposed to shoot him with a NAIL GUN, GET IT RIGHT! :mad:
no no. you have to use a steak through the heart
Nonconformitism
10-05-2005, 03:40
'bout time someone did something abute that jerk, he woke me up seven times on thursday... something abute needing to repent...
Bobs Own Pipe
10-05-2005, 05:02
no no. you have to use a steak through the heart

Trying to jam a slab of meat through his ribcage might not turn out, though. Unless the steak was well-done to the point of being rigid, and even then... I have my doubts...assuming you could eventually penetrate his flesh, I guess you could try clotting his exposed arteries with some A-1 sauce. At worst, you'd probably give 'im a nasty infection - but maybe he's like one of them there Martians from 'War of The Worlds'!

Haw that'd show 'im. Killed with a sirloin tip!