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I'm bored at work so I thought you could all share a joke that I was forwarded....I found it funny...others may not.....

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a
shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in themiddle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm treesmake her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

Hehe :D. I can laugh, because Aussies aren't up there.

I am mortally offended. I am not sure why, but I am and will report this to the mods. . .or maybe not. Let me check tv for something good on first.

Hehe :D. I can laugh, because Aussies aren't up there.
They're with the kangaroos ;)

They're with the kangaroos ;)

Or trying to steal everyone elses women...

Or partying with the Dutch, skippy

They're with the kangaroos ;)

Here we go.

The Australian men are mortified to discover that the Australian woman drank all their beer and ran off during the night to sleep with the English men. They get into a fistfight, forget what they were fighting about, and then go fishing together and spend inordinate amounts of time in the sun. Meanwhile all of the foreign women are attracted to their sexy tans and accents....

this is highly offensive on so many grounds.
At least no one said "skippy" though.

is it wrong if i wasnt offended? :-/

I don't find this offensive at all. Probably because I'm from another planet. :D

this is highly offensive on so many grounds.
At least no one said "skippy" though.

Warning: Don't feed the Legless Pirate, it will only encourage him.

this is highly offensive on so many grounds.
At least no one said "skippy" though.

skippy

ignored again. *sigh*

well, it may be offensive to some, but I personally thought that the italian one was pretty funny

well, it may be offensive to some, but I personally thought that the italian one was pretty funny

i also thought the japanese one was funny.

Don't forget the restaruant does Chinese takeaway on the island as well! :p

(I'm Chinese and Australian)

i also thought the japanese one was funny.

I thought that should be: Japanese men send fax of complaint to Tokyo after the Japanese lady doesn't look like an anime character or behave like one.

I thought the Greek one was homophobic, bigoted, and absolutely hilarious.

I thought that should be: Japanese men send fax of complaint to Tokyo after the Japanese lady doesn't look like an anime character or behave like one.

i don't get it...

I thought that should be: Japanese men send fax of complaint to Tokyo after the Japanese lady doesn't look like an anime character or behave like one.

Hee, or:

Japanese men send fax of complaint to Tokyo after Japanese lady is delivered without school uniform.

They're with the kangaroos ;)
Or the koalas.
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I thought the Greek one was homophobic, bigoted, and absolutely hilarious.

i agree

Hee, or:

Japanese men send fax of complaint to Tokyo after Japanese lady is delivered without school uniform.

i still don't get it...

i still don't get it...

I advise you against turning off the filter and searching for hentai in google's image search, then.

I advise you against turning off the filter and searching for hentai in google's image search, then.
Dude, Japanese kids watch some screwed up cartoons.

Dude, Japanese kids watch some screwed up cartoons.

It's edutainment!

At least they're learning about stuff. Even if it's stuff they probably shouldn't know at that age.

Hehe they couldn't make up an Australian one because we wouldnt get offended anyway

Right, so Kanabia's official forum nickname is 'Skippy' now?

Right, so Kanabia's official forum nickname is 'Skippy' now?
:D

Right, so Kanabia's official forum nickname is 'Skippy' now?

You can call me whatever you like, it just doesn't mean i'll respond to it :p

Dude, Japanese kids watch some screwed up cartoons.

I'm pretty sure Hentai is not childrens cartoons, but actually porn.

I'm pretty sure Hentai is not childrens cartoons, but actually porn.

Shhhhh.

Hehe :D. I can laugh, because Aussies aren't up there.
The aussies shaved the body hair off of themselves, the irish and greek men, and the bulgarian woman. They proceeded to rope a bunch of sea turtles and leave with the australian and english women on their raft.

The aussies shaved the body hair off of themselves, the irish and greek men, and the bulgarian woman. They proceeded to rope a bunch of sea turtles and leave with the australian and english women on their raft.

Bah, we would never shave ourselves! We take pride in our hairy backs!

Besides, why shave only the Irish, Greeks and Bulgarian women when there are Italians about?

mwahahahaha. :p

I'm pretty sure Hentai is not childrens cartoons, but actually porn.
Yeah, but it's porn for kids, right?

Besides, why shave only the Irish, Greeks and Bulgarian women when there are Italians about?
That much hair would have been too much weight for the sea turtles.

Yeah, but it's porn for kids, right?

Erm, no. In a word.

Yeah, but it's porn for kids, right?
:) you got one

:D Thanks for the morning laugh!

Yeah, but it's porn for kids, right?Porn for kids? That's cr-- er...oh, now I see.

That much hair would have been too much weight for the sea turtles.

LOL :p

But...we wouldn't need the sea turtles, we could create canoes!

I'm glad Belgians aren't up there, because that would mean we've evolved an international stereotype, or the OP was Dutch :D

They're with the kangaroos ;)
That reminds me - did you know the Rolf Harris song 'Tie me Kangaroo down, sport' is actually considered a love song in parts of Oz?

Erm, no. In a word.
So Japanese adults watch cartoon porn? And they get off on it? Weird.

So Japanese adults watch cartoon porn? And they get off on it? Weird.

Yup - and I know plenty of English and American adults who do the same

I'm surpised that nobody poked fun at the welsh and some sheep in that joke, unless they are "the only gays on the is-land"

(P.S. anybody not British and therefore not exposed to the wonders of Little Britain will definitely not get that)

I do not find it offensive at all, the one about the english waiting to be introduced made me laugh being english. I find it hard to believe some people cannot take jokes or see the lighter side of things.

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Jokes funny!