NationStates Jolt Archive

Thats right, general- lites. I am back. in the flesh. fresh from a two week forum ban for telling a guy to get f*****, because i felt like it that day. those of you have a sense of humor and a liking for pain, you missed me. all posters who tend to have that whole- "i take myself quite seriously, and i try not to think so by exuding this haughty, yet laid back , knowledgable air", well you didnt . but who the fuck cares. not I. hey guys, it is on once again.
did anything actually happen while i was gone?


-Occidio Multus, The True-

Fuck, now I have to listen to you act like you know everything again.

Fuck, now I have to listen to you act like you know everything again.
you only have to read that. believe me, a spoken conversation with me is much more painful.

i will proceed to bump the living hell out of my own thread.

you only have to read that. believe me, a spoken conversation with me is much more painful.
is it really that much worse than an im convo with your crazy ass?

Welcome back, Occidio Multus, bearer of great wisdom. :fluffle:

good good. things were getting very... peaceful here. it was akward.

good good. things were getting very... peaceful here. it was akward.
yeah.got to have a little chaos and pain in the ass, right?

i prefer to be the giver of that pain, not the receiver

i prefer to be the giver of that pain, not the receiver
i can make anything feel good, or distract you so effectively you dont realize what you went through. i can make a pencil shoved up your urethra feel like a mere nudge.

i can make anything feel good, or distract you so effectively you dont realize what you went through. i can make a pencil shoved up your urethra feel like a mere nudge.
Yeah....no. No, you can't. And no you can't prove it either...

Christ. I have to get up an walk off just reading that....

i can make anything feel good, or distract you so effectively you dont realize what you went through. i can make a pencil shoved up your urethra feel like a mere nudge.
my urethra might be huge for all you know.

my urethra might be huge for all you know.

I'm so sick of guys bragging about the size of their urethra.

my urethra might be huge for all you know.
idont care how big it is. i could try a baseball bat, nicko.

Yeah....no. No, you can't. And no you can't prove it either...

Christ. I have to get up an walk off just reading that....
i am sorry??? :p

idont care how big it is. i could try a baseball bat, nicko.
dude. after that cheating lying etcetera, i think the last thing i need going near my penis is a baseball bat.

yays! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*calls the next morning anyway*

answers the phone.

*is too shy to actually say anything, and hangs up after two minutes of silence* :(

And there was me worrying that after two weeks of no ns general, you'd get bored and wander off. This makes me happier now.


Welcome back!

ooohhh sophie. glad to be back, even if it is to exist as the bane of generals existence.