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What was it and why did you do it?

What was it and why did you do it?
Wow, I can actually hear the bandwith being wasted. /bad Dilbert joke

Seriously, though, I tend to be a cold person, so any given day of my life has about 10 stories. I'm too lazy to tell them, however.

i have done my share, but the thing that sits with me to this day, would be an incident in high school.
on our senior trip, we were laying about on the beach in cabo san lucas. i was sitting with some male friends of mine, talking. a girl Robin, most likely the prettiest, nicest girl in ourclass, who had a crush on my friend Chris, got up from her beach chair, and walked into the water, hoping to attract his attention. she had on a bitching bikini, and had obviously tanned before the trip , and had worked pretty hard to lok good for summer. as she walked by with a friend, i said (loudly) "8 more pounds, robin, just eight more pounds and you wont look so bloated" chris says - "i dont like blondes anyway". she grabbed a towel, and ran off. my friends, drunker than all get out, laughed.
i never realized how bad it was until i saw her the next morning at breakfast, her face all puffy , and her eyea red. i attempted the apology thing, but its never taken for real in the teen years. at our ten year reunion, she still hated my guts.

i have done my share, but the thing that sits with me to this day, would be an incident in high school.
on our senior trip, we were laying about on the beach in cabo san lucas. i was sitting with some male friends of mine, talking. a girl Robin, most likely the prettiest, nicest girl in ourclass, who had a crush on my friend Chris, got up from her beach chair, and walked into the water, hoping to attract his attention. she had on a bitching bikini, and had obviously tanned before the trip , and had worked pretty hard to lok good for summer. as she walked by with a friend, i said (loudly) "8 more pounds, robin, just eight more pounds and you wont look so bloated" chris says - "i dont like blondes anyway". she grabbed a towel, and ran off. my friends, drunker than all get out, laughed.
i never realized how bad it was until i saw her the next morning at breakfast, her face all puffy , and her eyea red. i attempted the apology thing, but its never taken for real in the teen years. at our ten year reunion, she still hated my guts.
omg, you're finally back :D

hey,its the tall one. i have a welcome back to me thread somewhere.

I'm not creative enough to be bitchy.

i have done my share, but the thing that sits with me to this day, would be an incident in high school.
on our senior trip, we were laying about on the beach in cabo san lucas. i was sitting with some male friends of mine, talking. a girl Robin, most likely the prettiest, nicest girl in ourclass, who had a crush on my friend Chris, got up from her beach chair, and walked into the water, hoping to attract his attention. she had on a bitching bikini, and had obviously tanned before the trip , and had worked pretty hard to lok good for summer. as she walked by with a friend, i said (loudly) "8 more pounds, robin, just eight more pounds and you wont look so bloated" chris says - "i dont like blondes anyway". she grabbed a towel, and ran off. my friends, drunker than all get out, laughed.
i never realized how bad it was until i saw her the next morning at breakfast, her face all puffy , and her eyea red. i attempted the apology thing, but its never taken for real in the teen years. at our ten year reunion, she still hated my guts.Daaammmmnnn OM!

You got some karma points to work off with that one.

and why the HELL am i the only one who posted? could it be i am the more open and honest?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
it is.

i have done my share, but the thing that sits with me to this day, would be an incident in high school.
on our senior trip, we were laying about on the beach in cabo san lucas. i was sitting with some male friends of mine, talking. a girl Robin, most likely the prettiest, nicest girl in ourclass, who had a crush on my friend Chris, got up from her beach chair, and walked into the water, hoping to attract his attention. she had on a bitching bikini, and had obviously tanned before the trip , and had worked pretty hard to lok good for summer. as she walked by with a friend, i said (loudly) "8 more pounds, robin, just eight more pounds and you wont look so bloated" chris says - "i dont like blondes anyway". she grabbed a towel, and ran off. my friends, drunker than all get out, laughed.
i never realized how bad it was until i saw her the next morning at breakfast, her face all puffy , and her eyea red. i attempted the apology thing, but its never taken for real in the teen years. at our ten year reunion, she still hated my guts.

Wow. That was pretty mean.

Wow. That was pretty mean.
it was. and i ask again, am i the only bitch on general?

it was. and i ask again, am i the only bitch on general?
Sorta set the bar a little high. We all where probably gonna post some bullshit and we come in here and see something like that. Damn woman.

Actually I don't know why. I want to think of a good one, most of them are pretty wuss.

And hey.

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Sorta set the bar a little high. We all where probably gonna post some bullshit and we come in here and see something like that. Damn woman.

Actually I don't know why. I want to think of a good one, most of them are pretty wuss.

And hey.
hey you. hey hey hey. setting the bar high on this thread was good, because you dont have to feel THAT bad about what you did. its quite redeeming, actually.

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
But I looked away and missed it. Later, friends tried to tell me about it, but it wasn't the same. Anyway...you don't want to hear my problems...

Ahh, Kids in the Hall....

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
that is so from a movie. i dont know what one, but i have heard it before. just post about what you did to your brother.

that is so from a movie. i dont know what one, but i have heard it before. just post about what you did to your brother.

Those charges were dropped.

I lost a bet at school and had to do a forfit, again it was one of the prettiest girls that got it.
The forfit was that I had to send an "anti-Christmas" card, ie I hope you don't have a nice christmas.
This may sound mild but I have felt bad about it ever since. I did a least learn that peer pressure to do something like that needs to be resisted.
I haven't seen her for years but I hope she hasn't spent any time thinking about it.

Those charges were dropped.
i guess that whole "if you tell on me, i will hurt your parents"things works, yeah?

it was. and i ask again, am i the only bitch on general?

You're cool. Its to bad that girl didn't forgive you, oh well.

I think I've got you beat OM. Though welcome back. I saw you post on another thread and thought "Hey, I haven't seen OM in a while." Stupid me, I forgot about the ban.

Back when I first got divorced I lived with my brother's ex for a while. We got along really well, which was unusual. I usually get along better with guys, but Tiffany and I got really close. When Tiffany was unemployed, I supported her for a while. When she was in an abusive relationship, I called the cops, listened, physically stood between her and the guy and finally helped her move out.

Then I was the one unemployed. Tiffany bailed, leaving me with the lease in my name and no way to pay for it. I moved in with my mom for a few weeks. Tiffany had left some of her stuff so I stored it in Mom's garage.

While in her relationship with the abusive boyfriend she'd gotten pregnant. She'd had an abortion and sworn me to secrecy. Now she was pregnant by the new boyfriend. She was helping him pay off some of his old debts, which was why she said she couldn't help me. So in front of the new boyfriend I loudly asked her if she'd told him about it.

Between Tiffany, the boyfriend and I, mom ended calling the cops. Tiffany and I haven't spoken since.

i guess that whole "if you tell on me, i will hurt your parents"things works, yeah?

Nah... that doesn't work so well anymore - just threaten to steal their X-Box.

that is so from a movie. i dont know what one, but i have heard it before. just post about what you did to your brother.
Wasn't that a Johnny Cash song?

Wasn't that a Johnny Cash song?

*cookie*

I think I've got you beat OM. Though welcome back. I saw you post on another thread and thought "Hey, I haven't seen OM in a while." Stupid me, I forgot about the ban.

Back when I first got divorced I lived with my brother's ex for a while. We got along really well, which was unusual. I usually get along better with guys, but Tiffany and I got really close. When Tiffany was unemployed, I supported her for a while. When she was in an abusive relationship, I called the cops, listened, physically stood between her and the guy and finally helped her move out.

Then I was the one unemployed. Tiffany bailed, leaving me with the lease in my name and no way to pay for it. I moved in with my mom for a few weeks. Tiffany had left some of her stuff so I stored it in Mom's garage.

While in her relationship with the abusive boyfriend she'd gotten pregnant. She'd had an abortion and sworn me to secrecy. Now she was pregnant by the new boyfriend. She was helping him pay off some of his old debts, which was why she said she couldn't help me. So in front of the new boyfriend I loudly asked her if she'd told him about it.

Between Tiffany, the boyfriend and I, mom ended calling the cops. Tiffany and I haven't spoken since.
paige, i support that. she screwed you first, so you are completely justified. i am actually happy that you got an outlet for revenge. people got to learn in life not to screw friends.
that girl that i was mean too , in no way asked for it, so its probally worse.

that is so from a movie. i dont know what one, but i have heard it before. just post about what you did to your brother.
Just a guy singin' 'bout my hometown. (http://www.toptown.com/hp/66/folsom.htm)

(Seriously, I grew up there. Outside the walls.)

EDIT: D'oh. Bitchkitten is too fast for me.

Nah... that doesn't work so well anymore - just threaten to steal their X-Box.
or stuff their bo.................okay. thats rude, and i will quit right there.

The most assholeish thing i've done?

*thinks*

nope, can't come up with anything. :( :p

The most assholeish thing i've done?

*thinks*

nope, can't come up with anything. :( :p
dude, you have to leave the house.

I've been horrible to some of my exes, annoying class mates, my parents etc etc. I've hurt many and many have hurt me. Fortunately I've been able to clear most of the incidents later on. Not all, but to be honest, some of them deserved it.

Oh hey no I don't. I got voted bitchiest non-girly-girl at the end of school last year. And why? I don't know. Could've had something to do with using my ex for parental manipulation for 18 months. Or possibly spreading shit about one of the teeny boppers being pregnant (she genuinely lokked preggers tho, and she'd told everyone I was a prossie). Hmm... what else? I don't know, a lot of shit, that's just the start of it.

paige, i support that. she screwed you first, so you are completely justified. i am actually happy that you got an outlet for revenge. people got to learn in life not to screw friends.
that girl that i was mean too , in no way asked for it, so its probally worse.
That's true, but it's also everyday life for teenagers. If that was the only occasion you said something horrible to someone who didn't deserve it, you're an angel in my eyes.

I'm not sure I've done anything really mean to people who didn't piss me off first since I was a little kid.
I just tend to get overly vengeful when pissed off. If I hadn't gone overboard Tiffany and I might have fixed things up. I just tend to blow things off until the pissed part of me goes berserk.
The only other thing I can think of that I really regret doing was to my brother.
When he was a kid he wet the bed until he was about 13. I got ticked at him once and told him no girl would ever want him. I usually am quite careful about saying things like that. Things you just can't take back.

That's true, but it's also everyday life for teenagers. If that was the only occasion you said something horrible to someone who didn't deserve it, you're an angel in my eyes.
*flutters around*
*in a stupid frilly white outfit*
oh hell, this thing looks terrible. i ll be on e of the naked angel broads instead, with a ribbon covering up the naughty bits.

the most assholish was tell the teacher some dudes put superglue in his beloved Stuff Box.
the bitchest thing was steal my best friend girlfriend.

Hell, I'm just talking about individual instances that might have caused someone lasting hurt. Things I did just to hurt someone. As far as just being an everyday difficult moody bitch, people have learned to live with it. I don't do it to hurt anyone, it's just the way I am.

the most assholish was tell the teacher some dudes put superglue in his beloved Stuff Box.
the bitchest thing was steal my best friend girlfriend.

Nasty... But that's not that bad... I've done that, just stealing my best friends boyfriend. Oo and a girlfriend once, but then she realised I didn't bend in the lesbian direction - much.

Well, when I was a kid, I actually DID get out of the house. :eek:!!!! :D

Anyhoo, there was this one girl, Angela, who was my elementary school "girlfriend".

Then there was this older girl that I had liked. If I remember correctly, I remember bragging to angela that I wanted to marry that older girl, even though that angela was my "girlfriend" at that time.

I think there may be more assholish things I've done...

Well, when I was a kid, I actually DID get out of the house. :eek:!!!! :D

Anyhoo, there was this one girl, Angela, who was my elementary school "girlfriend".

Then there was this older girl that I had liked. If I remember correctly, I remember bragging to angela that I wanted to marry that older girl, even though that angela was my "girlfriend" at that time.

I think there may be more assholish things I've done...

That's so horrible. Nah it's not. Surely you got something better.

Ah, Johnny Cash, the Man in Black, the Poor Man's Poet, the Original Goth. Folsom Prison Blues rocks.

Anyway, the most awesome thing was something I had done FOR me. I love to exact revenge and not making my hands dirty.

The things I did myself:

A few years ago we were all going out in a group to celebrate a birthday, and one of my friends had his girlfriend with him. She was acting all "Oooh, I'm so sweet and have to be protected, and I am a little stoopid and silly.", and I basically hate that, especially since she studied law and was one of the best in her semester.
Anyway, at one time that evening, she said something, and I exclaimed: "Oh well, THAT's a surprise! You aren't as dumb as Verona Feldbusch (German "celebrity")... but you aren't as attractive, either."
It made her run off to the bathroom, crying.


Last year an aquaintance was boasting about working for the TV. There were two studios in our town, one by a relatively good station, and one by a small, really bad local one. Her boasting made me say: "Well, as long as you aren't working for Franken Fernsehen..."
Which, of course, she did. Never spoke to me again. But hey, you shouldn't say you work for "TV" when you are the coffee girl in a small local station...

There are many more. Sometimes I'm a really mean-spirited and hurting bitch, I guess.

Hell, I'm just talking about individual instances that might have caused someone lasting hurt. Things I did just to hurt someone. As far as just being an everyday difficult moody bitch, people have learned to live with it. I don't do it to hurt anyone, it's just the way I am.

I understand...

How about....calling your former female friend a bitch whore to her face, and then proceeding to explain to her how stupid she is and how glad I am she won't be able to pass enough classes to be here another term?


She deserved it.

when my (ex) best friend got stabbed i got rid of her and didn't call her to make sure she was ok (except once i called her mum after a couple of weeks to make sure she hadn't died or something) I ignored all of her calls and texts even though we'd been best friends for ages and we'd gone on holiday together, i still feel really awful about it but she was on drugs (i mean hard stuff, LSD and Ecstacy amongst other things) and she had tried to stab the other girl first, and i didn't wanna get dragged down and get involved in all that crap

Ah, Johnny Cash, the Man in Black, the Poor Man's Poet, the Original Goth. Folsom Prison Blues rocks.

Anyway, the most awesome thing was something I had done FOR me. I love to exact revenge and not making my hands dirty.

The things I did myself:

A few years ago we were all going out in a group to celebrate a birthday, and one of my friends had his girlfriend with him. She was acting all "Oooh, I'm so sweet and have to be protected, and I am a little stoopid and silly.", and I basically hate that, especially since she studied law and was one of the best in her semester.
Anyway, at one time that evening, she said something, and I exclaimed: "Oh well, THAT's a surprise! You aren't as dumb as Verona Feldbusch (German "celebrity")... but you aren't as attractive, either."
It made her run off to the bathroom, crying.


Last year an aquaintance was boasting about working for the TV. There were two studios in our town, one by a relatively good station, and one by a small, really bad local one. Her boasting made me say: "Well, as long as you aren't working for Franken Fernsehen..."
Which, of course, she did. Never spoke to me again. But hey, you shouldn't say you work for "TV" when you are the coffee girl in a small local station...

There are many more. Sometimes I'm a really mean-spirited and hurting bitch, I guess.

Nicely done... THe pair of em deserved it

How about....calling your former female friend a bitch whore to her face, and then proceeding to explain to her how stupid she is and how glad I am she won't be able to pass enough classes to be here another term?


She deserved it.

Did she really? Then good

This one guy in my college had been annoying the hell out of me for a long time now. He wasn't any better than me on any level, bar having a decent hair style.

Anyway, I had constantly told him to back off, but he was not going to listen to me. Then he started hitting on my friend, Sarah. She had no interest in him, but after a conversation with her, we had made a plan.

She asked him if they could go to his place - he was living with his parents at the time - and he said yes.

The plan worked, but to her credit, Sarah was the main genious behind it. From what she told me, they started getting all touchy feely (nothing too blue kids) and she asked if they could move to the parents bedroom as they had a bigger bed (we knew this from a previous chat up story the bastard had used before). By now he had drank a lot, and they moved to the parents' bedroom.

Ok now imagine the scene. It's about 1 in the morning and you and your wife have just returned home after a conference in York. You are both tired and you both just want to go to bed. So you walk into your bedroom to find your 17 year old son naked, and tied to your bed.

Moral of the story?

1. Don't piss me off
2. Never trust the attractive lass.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I did feel bad afterward - the Lord forgives those who are truely sorry. Please do not try anything your see on these boards at home as they may hurt others or traumatise them for life.

That's so horrible. Nah it's not. Surely you got something better.
Actually, it gets worse. :(

A few years ago, we were on a trip to colorado. Back then, I had a HUGE crush on my younger sister (we were adopted separately, meaning she and I are NOT biologically related, which may have been a factor there), and one time during the trip, I took my camera and snapped some pics down her shirt. :eek:

Of course, i got guilty and deleted the pics, and a few days later, i confessed. My sister, when she found out (she overheard me confessing to mom), she was pissed. And I mean pissed. I think it may have been what caused her to go berserk and start running away a few weeks later.

Eventually, many months later, my sis and i reconciled, although it remains a little bit tense here and there now.

That's not too over the top, is it?

Hey Pluto, you're talking to a gal that had a 6 year affair with her step-sister.

Hey Pluto, you're talking to a gal that had a 6 year affair with her step-sister.
You had an affair?

Actually, it gets worse. :(

A few years ago, we were on a trip to colorado. Back then, I had a HUGE crush on my younger sister (we were adopted separately, meaning she and I are NOT biologically related, which may have been a factor there), and one time during the trip, I took my camera and snapped some pics down her shirt. :eek:

Of course, i got guilty and deleted the pics, and a few days later, i confessed. My sister, when she found out (she overheard me confessing to mom), she was pissed. And I mean pissed. I think it may have been what caused her to go berserk and start running away a few weeks later.

Eventually, many months later, my sis and i reconciled, although it remains a little bit tense here and there now.

That's not too over the top, is it?

I'd be pissed off to. Nasty.

I'd be pissed off to. Nasty.
The hard part is, even today, i'm still somewhat... attracted... to my sister.

Although it's wishful thinking, I'm kinda hoping to meet a woman that would REALLY take my mind off my sis. ;)

I'd be pissed off to. Nasty.
Me too. It would have taken years, not months, for me to even consider forgetting it.

my relationship with my brother is more important to me than my relationship with my parents. I'd be extremely offended.

You had an affair?Well, not if you're refering to "affair" as cheating on someone. I was single at the time.

Well, not if you're refering to "affair" as cheating on someone. I was single at the time.
Oh. I see.

The hard part is, even today, i'm still somewhat... attracted... to my sister.

Although it's wishful thinking, I'm kinda hoping to meet a woman that would REALLY take my mind off my sis. ;)

One of the girls I know is the same with her adoptive brother. It's ok. When I was ten I had a crush on one of my cousins. Who's 8 years older than me

One of the girls I know is the same with her adoptive brother. It's ok. When I was ten I had a crush on one of my cousins. Who's 8 years older than me
I also had crushes with not just my sis, but like you, had numerous crushes on my cousins (all female, of course ;) )

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Can't really blame you. Maybe you should have answered her calls but I understand it would have been extremely hard to explain why you don't want to hear from her anymore. A very good friend of mine tried to stab her exboyfriend once. I was shocked and didn't know what to think about it but at least we're still very good friends.

One of the girls I know is the same with her adoptive brother. It's ok. When I was ten I had a crush on one of my cousins. Who's 8 years older than me
When your ten you have a crush on just about anyone 8 years older than you.

Cheating is not cool, lucky my friend forgave me, oh well I would never steal any of my friends girlfriends anymore just because "Lesson learnt"

there was a really nice guy in junior high that befriended me when noone else would. i was a social outcast and he "adopted" me so to speak. later,he told me something about himself that he was embarrassed about and made me promise not to tell anyone. (it was something silly,but it was important to him) i dont know why i did it,but about a week later i told several kids in the class...and they made fun of him. kids can be so cruel.

one of many things i wish i could do over. ive had my own share of humiliations since then. karma is a bitch...

I also had crushes with not just my sis, but like you, had numerous crushes on my cousins (all female, of course ;) )

I feel so much better. It's a problem being born into a family of good looking people.

I tease my little brother and tell him he's adopted all the time. I don't think he believes me, though.
I'm sure there's something worse, but I can't think of it at the moment.

I feel so much better. It's a problem being born into a family of good looking people.
Try being adopted by one. IMO, with no blood connection to the family, the crushes one would have on other family members would be so much more bigger, I believe. I dunno wether this is actually true or not.

Try being adopted by one. IMO, with no blood connection to the family, the crushes one would have on other family members would be so much more powerful, I believe. I dunno wether this is actually true or not.

I believe it would be. I think my sister may be adopted, as she is not of our high quality. Or mine anyway. ARGH I sound so stuck up. That's waht happens when at graduation you find out all the guys, apart from your true mates, wanted to screw you.

I believe it would be. I think my sister may be adopted, as she is not of our high quality. Or mine anyway. ARGH I sound so stuck up. That's waht happens when at graduation you find out all the guys, apart from your true mates, wanted to screw you.
Why would one adopt a child and never tell them they were adopted? :confused: it makes no sense. I"ve known all my life that I was adopted, and didn't have much problems with it.

I've farted...through my asshole.

Why would one adopt a child and never tell them they were adopted? :confused: it makes no sense. I"ve known all my life that I was adopted, and didn't have much problems with it.

Your adopted?

I didn't know that!

Adopted Children are supposed to have higher IQ's and better peer socal skills...

I've farted...through my asshole.

Me too. I've farted through your asshole.

I have telefartesis.

Your adopted?

I didn't know that!

Adopted Children are supposed to have higher IQ's and better peer socal skills...
Well, I do have an IQ of 124 or something... >.>

I don't know about my peer social skills though.... :D

Why would one adopt a child and never tell them they were adopted? :confused: it makes no sense. I"ve known all my life that I was adopted, and didn't have much problems with it.

I'd have no problem if she was adopted. She thinks I was found in a trash can. Actually when mum was pregnant she asked if mum could get a dolly instead and when she was told no, she asked for a chocolate baby.

Try being adopted by one. IMO, with no blood connection to the family, the crushes one would have on other family members would be so much more bigger, I believe. I dunno wether this is actually true or not.
I'd say blood connection or not, it is and will (shall) remain as a taboo if you've lived with the family all your life. Your sisters are your sisters eventhough there's no biological connection. Half sisters and brothers are a bit different issue as they haven't (in many cases) grown up with each other and therefore don't see each other as sisters and brothers.

What's the most assholish or bitchiest thing you've ever done?

I once spoke rudely to my Manservant, Jeeves. I have regreted it for years.

Well, I do have an IQ of 124 or something... >.>

I don't know about my peer social skills though.... :D

... and you are less attached to your parents...

Actually the most bitchy/assholey thing I've ever done is exist

Nothing intentionally bitchy/ just to be an arsehole but I have a unfortunate habit of pissing people off/insulting people with out intending to.
I'm just a angry=violent type of person, with good self control

Actually the most bitchy/assholey thing I've ever done is exist

And then take it out on everyone around me

Me too. I've farted through your asshole.

I have telefartesis.


Yeh! Oo...I felt that! You're the rulests...

Yeh! Oo...I felt that! You're the rulests...
Ok,now you let people borrow your asshole?

i once made a joke about the hillsborough disaster

i once made a joke about the hillsborough disaster

what was the joke?

"Counterterrorists win!"

That's what I say after high school shootings, normally.

But I looked away and missed it. Later, friends tried to tell me about it, but it wasn't the same. Anyway...you don't want to hear my problems...

Ahh, Kids in the Hall....


Completely off the point, but:

I only just saw Kids in the Hall for the first time, and it is bloody excellent. A good alternative to Monty Python.

It has been said, by many wiser than myself, that the worst thing you can do is nothing. I am guilty of this. Personally, however, I feel I've done something worse. I've ignored someone. Denied their existence. It's something for which even I can't ever forgive myself.

This isn't something I've done, but it was certainly hilariously asshole in nature.

Freshman year of college, I was up in norcal with the USC band for the football game against cal berkeley. We ended up losing barely in triple overtime which of course pissed us all off, especially given the way cal fans act and the fact that we all hate norcal anyway.

We were at some restaurant, McDonald's or something, on our way back down to Los Angeles. I'm waiting in line with a few friends. This woman walks in wearing tons of cal stuff, with a little kid - probably 6 years old or so - also dressed in cal gear. The woman sees us all in our USC attire as she gets into line, and turns to her son and says, "Say, 'go cal!' Say 'go cal!'"

My friend turns to the little kid, bends down, looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Say 'eat a dick!'"

The woman gasped and clasped her hands over the ears of the kid, who just looked confused. They scurried right out of that restaurant.

That's not too over the top, is it?
That's just weird.

I sound so stuck up. That's waht happens when at graduation you find out all the guys, apart from your true mates, wanted to screw you.
I'll be the judge of that. Post pics of yourself. :D

The worst for myself would probably have to be when I was at work a few months ago and I had a very very long day. I normally like kids but I had literally been asked every question in existence by hundreds of children in 5 hours, so this one mother and her son came up to me and asked me about a yellow bellied slider turtle, and after 20 minutes of being asked why this turtle was small and how can you tell the difference between fresh water and salt water, I said to the kid "you know, why don't you just shit the hell up?". The mother of course got offended and asked me where she could get the supervisor so I pointed her in the direction. I didn't get fired though because I'm pretty close to my boss and she understood how horrible my day was.

The second worst would have to be the time I snuck up behind one of my friends while they were using their computer and putting them in a headlock and dragging them down to the ground out of their chair for no reason. I accidentally gave them a neck injury that they still suffer from to this day.

I'll be the judge of that. Post pics of yourself. :D
You perv. :p

j/k, lol.

I put a girl's furniture and personal effects out on the nature strip when she absconded without paying her rent/bills/crap. Bedding, electrical goods, everything. Then it rained. The only thing I feel bad about is that I didn't check the weather report before I headed off to school that morning. As for the total disregard for her stuff, which I did stack neatly, I have no remorse.

I once got a boyfriend I had tired of back together with his ex by setting up a threesome and then never showing. They ended up 'cheating' on me, and then getting back together, after which I proceeded to never speak to him again.

People keep telling me it was a bitchy thing to do, and I keep not seeing how the hell giving him sex on a platter with a girl who actually liked him was 'bitchy'.

I don't think I'll ever understand society. Its rules make no sense.

I put a girl's furniture and personal effects out on the nature strip when she absconded without paying her rent/bills/crap. Bedding, electrical goods, everything. Then it rained. The only thing I feel bad about is that I didn't check the weather report before I headed off to school that morning. As for the total disregard for her stuff, which I did stack neatly, I have no remorse.

Hey, you did what you had to do.

Hmm does getting all my Ethnic friends to enact a
hick(me) chasing a slave around a stage while deliverence is playing in the background with a guy dressed as a donkey and then i get an Asian girl to be my house slave count?

No oh well i did that!
But it was for charity!
It was meant to be a joke and um i stuffed up a very good friendship over it! :p

I once got a boyfriend I had tired of back together with his ex by setting up a threesome and then never showing. They ended up 'cheating' on me, and then getting back together, after which I proceeded to never speak to him again.

People keep telling me it was a bitchy thing to do, and I keep not seeing how the hell giving him sex on a platter with a girl who actually liked him was 'bitchy'.

I don't think I'll ever understand society. Its rules make no sense.I think that's actually pretty cool ...

One time, I used an Aimbot and speed hack while playing Counter Strike:Source....

Call for an MLRS strike on people who didn't know I was there. Some of them were eating, and one was taking a dump when the bomblets rained down on them.

Call for an MLRS strike on people who didn't know I was there. Some of them were eating, and one was taking a dump when the bomblets rained down on them.

That was a wee bit harsh, were they playing music too loud or something?

I have not done anything assholish to my knowlege. No joke. I spend time goin gout of my way to not offend and apologize if I realize I think I was assholish. Really is annoying.

...
Ok now imagine the scene. It's about 1 in the morning and you and your wife have just returned home after a conference in York. You are both tired and you both just want to go to bed. So you walk into your bedroom to find your 17 year old son naked, and tied to your bed.
That's hilarious! Would be perfect scene for a movie!

I don't think I've done anything too assholey. When I first went to University I boarded with an old couple who annoyed the hell out of me with their rules and regulations. So I drunk half a bottle of his whisky one day and replaced it with my own piss. But any guilt over that quickly evaporated later when I told them my results for the year (I had a B average) and he proceeded to lecture me about how disappointed they were, and that if I had followed what he had spent the year telling me what I should be doing I would have gotten far better marks.
Personally I thought a 'Hey, not bad. Just make sure you study harder next year' would have sufficed.

I did have sex with my flatmates girlfriend when he was passed out drunk in the other room. But he was cheating on her anyway, and she was a really nice girl (we'd gone to school together years ago), so I felt no guilt there.
Nor when I had sex with his other girlfriend later, but that's another story.
One day, as was his wont, he was bragging to our mates about how much sex he was getting compared to the rest of us (he enjoyed doing this - putting others down to make himself look good) and I casually mentioned that if that was true, why was I having to service his g/f?
I then also casually mentioned about how great she was at a particular sex act that she wouldn't do with him, but she actually did do with me as a thank you for giving her her first orgasm in years (this was in fact true - it was a 5 hour sexathon that night).
He got pretty upset and threw me out of the flat shortly after that.

I did feel a little guilty about having sex with my old g/f who was now married and pregnant. Especially as I was engaged at the time as well.
But ahh, you get over those feelings. I always feel it's better to regret things you have done than regret things you haven't done.

One time, I used an Aimbot and speed hack while playing Counter Strike:Source....

You BASTARD!! :p

I believe it would be. I think my sister may be adopted, as she is not of our high quality. Or mine anyway. ARGH I sound so stuck up. That's waht happens when at graduation you find out all the guys, apart from your true mates, wanted to screw you.
well, you just won the "most annoying poster " award. ugh. find some superglue and use it for lipstick.

*mutters*wish I won an award sometimes, some people have all the luck*mutters*

*mutters*wish I won an award sometimes, some people have all the luck*mutters*
Ok, you win an award for "Poster most undeserving of winning an award".
Hope this makes you feel better.

Ok, you win an award for "Poster most undeserving of winning an award".
Hope this makes you feel better.
slightly better, yes :)

The bitchiest thing I do/have done is give guilt trips. Not just any old ones but mega hard ones.

Such as when my friend who is totally freaked out by suicide, selfharm, wrists and blood pissed me off. I told him about how he'd made me feel and how I wanted to slit my wrists because of what he said but in graphic detail and description. It was later that I found out that he actually gets panic attacks from stuff like that. I felt awful. He had made me feel that bad but going into detail was just revenge, pure and simple.

He did deserve it though. He was the person I told about my depression and paranoia, who knew all my insecurities and fears and just how crap life had become for me for various reasons. At the time he'd find out someone in my class, one of my best friends, was selfharming. He wanted to do something and I knew that unless we had her consent in telling someone it would just make things worse. He accused me of not helping her purely because I wanted someone to feel depressed like me and I enjoyed seeing people suffer like I was. He then said that no-one would ever want to be friends with me or love me or enjoy spending time with me because of my depression and that I sucked the life out of everyone. I still can't quite believe he used my depression against me like that, feeding off the insecurities I'd trusted him with and also make such a twisted accusation.

slightly better, yes :)
Don't mention it. All part of the service.

That was a wee bit harsh, were they playing music too loud or something?

I have not done anything assholish to my knowlege. No joke. I spend time goin gout of my way to not offend and apologize if I realize I think I was assholish. Really is annoying.

They were being Iraqi, that's all. And sitting in Kuwait. Considering that most of their friends had either run off or surrendered, I thought they were being dicks by sticking around.

You all know what it's like to have a crazed, jealous stalker...right?
Maybe not...but.
She's basically tried everything to ruin my life. Throw away my school files, get my grades down, tell the guys I'm a slut, tell my boyfriend I fooled around with one of his best friends, tell the girls that I "stole" the guy from her who is now my boyfriend by "making" him like me, sabotaging my Shakespeare performance, getting me disqualified for Valedictorian... Well, you get the point.

So. She has near-waist length curly blonde hair. She's always flipping it around and "accidentally" hitting guys with it. It's her pride and joy.

There was a huge sleepover one night, only a few miles from my house. At around 3 in the morning, I drove over there, hopped the fence, went through the back sliding door (idiot...leaving it unlocked!), took out a pair of my mom's sewing scissors (super sharp and quiet), and snipped away a very large section of her hair...all the way up to the middle of her neck. Within a few seconds, I was done, and no one had woken up. I left the hair on the ground, put the scissors on the floor, and snuck back out and drove away.

Fingerprints? I wore sanitized hospital gloves. :D

Never see her at school anymore. She hides in the teacher's lounge. Stupid pet.

I'll let you know after the statute of limitations has passed.

Hmmm....

I've done a lot of bad things, but not too many downright mean ones. Some examples:

1) My assistant principal in 3rd grade was a total and utter idiot and a conceited one at that. Nevertheless, his...uh...disagreeable personality did not merit my response when he unfairly took me out of class: I knocked everything off the shelves in his office, tore up sheets of paper, overturned chairs, and threatened to call the police. My parents needed to take me home. The assistant principal retired not long after. ;)

2) In a family ritual every year where we wish for things we want next year, I wished my little brother would turn into a toad.

3) When we lived in Macedonia (for non-Macedonians on the forum, it's a small country north of Greece), I had a teacher who tried to help me learn the language. However, I was frequently mean to him, insulting him and once his family. He didn't seem to mind much and I was later very sorry about it.

4) When asked to clean up a mess in my room caused by my parents' opening the closet :D, I threw a fit and took everything out of my parents' desk, throwing it on the floor and trying to break it. I thought breaking things was fun as a youngster.

5) In general, I am a callous, cruel, sarcastic, insensitive, chronically depressive person, which leads to frequent altercations with the world at large. I also have an omnipresent and very annoying sense of humor which allows me to laugh at almost everything, except myself.

Hmmm....

I've done a lot of bad things, but not too many downright mean ones. Some examples:

1) My assistant principal in 3rd grade was a total and utter idiot and a conceited one at that. Nevertheless, his...uh...disagreeable personality did not merit my response when he unfairly took me out of class: I knocked everything off the shelves in his office, tore up sheets of paper, overturned chairs, and threatened to call the police. My parents needed to take me home. The assistant principal retired not long after. ;)

2) In a family ritual every year where we wish for things we want next year, I wished my little brother would turn into a toad.

3) When we lived in Macedonia (for non-Macedonians on the forum, it's a small country north of Greece), I had a teacher who tried to help me learn the language. However, I was frequently mean to him, insulting him and once his family. He didn't seem to mind much and I was later very sorry about it.

4) When asked to clean up a mess in my room caused by my parents' opening the closet :D, I threw a fit and took everything out of my parents' desk, throwing it on the floor and trying to break it. I thought breaking things was fun as a youngster.

5) In general, I am a callous, cruel, sarcastic, insensitive, chronically depressive person, which leads to frequent altercations with the world at large. I also have an omnipresent and very annoying sense of humor which allows me to laugh at almost everything, except myself.

sounds like you have a few issues, huh?

In general, I am a callous, cruel, sarcastic, insensitive, chronically depressive person, which leads to frequent altercations with the world at large. I also have an omnipresent and very annoying sense of humor which allows me to laugh at almost everything, except myself.

hhm, you seem just the person we're looking for. That's right!
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To join, just TG Choqulya or myself, or simply reply in this thread, and one of us will get back to you with the details on becoming a follower. Join now, while the initiation rituals aren't created yet!

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*laughs hysterically*

awesome. what a hijack, though.

*laughs hysterically*

awesome. what a hijack, though.

I guess that blowing up someone when they're taking a crap isn't cruel enough.

hhm, you seem just the person we're looking for. That's right!
Uncle Choq wants YOU to become part of the Cult Following of Occidio Multus, Über-Bitch and Bearer of Great Wisdom.
To join, just TG Choqulya or myself, or simply reply in this thread, and one of us will get back to you with the details on becoming a follower. Join now, while the initiation rituals aren't created yet!

~Kevady, High Priest of Cult Recruiting~Before I join, please explain to me: what is this cult thing anyway? Is it violent?

I guess that blowing up someone when they're taking a crap isn't cruel enough.


When I was 12, I shot a german shorthaired pointer right in the starfish, with a silver streak .22 air rifle, as he squatted to dump on my front lawn, which he did nearly everyday til that point. Some people felt that was mean. My father told the dog's owner that I must have been tired of shovelling up the crap.

I guess that blowing up someone when they're taking a crap isn't cruel enough.
its war...... what are you going to do. but you have me beat by a mile.

When I was 12, I shot a german shorthaired pointer right in the starfish, with a silver streak .22 air rifle, as he squatted to dump on my front lawn, which he did nearly everyday til that point. Some people felt that was mean. My father told the dog's owner that I must have been tired of shovelling up the crap.Killing a dog? I applaud you. It's one less mortal enemy of my evolutionary ancestors.

Killing a dog? I applaud you. It's one less mortal enemy of my evolutionary ancestors.


No-no, I didnt kill him-just shot him in the blow-hole as he was preparing to relieve himself. He probably wished he was dead.

Before I join, please explain to me: what is this cult thing anyway? Is it violent?
only if you want it to be :D