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A choice of preferences.

31
09-05-2005, 00:56
So ya go to this doctor because you are feeling poorly and you have a pain in the chestle area. He pokes and prdos you and tells you he knows your problem and has three cure alls for you.

You can take the balm, the elixar or the tonic. Torn between three good choices you choose. . .
Spurland
09-05-2005, 00:57
*runs away*
Shadowstorm Imperium
09-05-2005, 01:04
So ya go to this doctor because you are feeling poorly and you have a pain in the chestle area. He pokes and prdos you and tells you he knows your problem and has three cure alls for you.

You can take the balm, the elixar or the tonic. Torn between three good choices you choose. . .

Explain what those all are exactly.
BLARGistania
09-05-2005, 01:14
elixar, it sounds better.
Phylum Chordata
09-05-2005, 01:15
Is this a marketing survey for a pharmacutical company?
Bogstonia
09-05-2005, 01:39
Who Told You To Put The Balm On?!
Bolol
09-05-2005, 03:41
I would take my business elsewhere...
Potaria
09-05-2005, 03:56
Who Told You To Put The Balm On?!

I didn't tell you to put the balm on!!


...Ahem, getting back on-topic...

The Elixir. I suspect that the "Tonic" may be more than it's advertised...
BerkylvaniaII
09-05-2005, 04:01
The balm. I had it in Gilead once. It was okay.
Jello Biafra
09-05-2005, 09:42
The elixir, because it appeals to the side of my sense of humor that's "beavis and Butthead"-like.

Oh, and also because it's the one most used in RPGs.
Doujin
09-05-2005, 10:04
The elixir, because it appeals to the side of my sense of humor that's "beavis and Butthead"-like.

Oh, and also because it's the one most used in RPGs.

I crafted soo many "elixirs" in Dark Age of Camelot, that I had to choose Tonic. Besides, it reminded me of Marry Poppins, that beautiful and fair lady. I love that movie!
Militant Feministia
09-05-2005, 10:15
Balm. It's spelled correctly, and tonics aren't worth very much.
LazyHippies
09-05-2005, 10:19
In New England (USA) tonic is another word for carbonated soft drinks, and in bars tonic reffers to carbonated water. I dont think soft drinks or carbonated water will help heal you of anything.

Elixir is misspelled, so who knows what that is? (I wouldnt drink a medication whose label is misspelled).

The 4th option is excluded in the actual text (since it specifically says you only have 3 options).

Therefore Balm is the only logical answer.
Gartref
09-05-2005, 10:21
Could I get a poultice instead?
Delphinum
09-05-2005, 10:29
I'd be telling him to hand over the antibiotics and stop all the quack medicine!
31
09-05-2005, 14:18
In New England (USA) tonic is another word for carbonated soft drinks, and in bars tonic reffers to carbonated water. I dont think soft drinks or carbonated water will help heal you of anything.

Elixir is misspelled, so who knows what that is? (I wouldnt drink a medication whose label is misspelled).

The 4th option is excluded in the actual text (since it specifically says you only have 3 options).

Therefore Balm is the only logical answer.

Listen "LazyHippies", if that really is your name, nobody likes logic when it is applied to idiocy!!!