NationStates Jolt Archive

What is your favourite sports chant?
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Mine is
In your (insert town/city here) slums
In your (insert town/city here) slums
you search in the bin for something to eat
you find a dead cat and you think its a treat
In your (insert town/city here) slums

My teams chant:

"Oh when the Saints
Go marching in..."

OR, not strictly a sports chant, but:

"Monte take it up the arse, do da, do da,
Monte take it up the arse, oh, de do da dey.
Stoneham like to sit and watch, do da, do da,
Stoneham like to sit and watch, oh, de do da dey."
[repeat*1000]

There are 3 halls close by each other, Connaut, Montefiore and Stoneham. I'm in Monte, but the song amuses me rather than offends me. Because thousands of people live in Monte, and the idea of us all taking it up the arse is laughable. Although I must admit, at 2am on a thursday night, the chant becomes less amusing.

C'mon you Reds!

"L-I-V-E-R-P-Double O-L, Liverpool FC."

(That "To Be Somebody" episode of Cracker with Robert Carlyle stuck in my head.)

YANKEES SUCK!
YANKEES SUCK!
YANKEES SUCK!

:D

U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly (uh huh)
You ugly (say what?)

Repeat as needed.

Kam pi
Kam pi
Kam pi oe ne!

It's the most recent chant around here. It gets really annoying now that PSV won the dutch soccer competition.

Brugge! Brugge!
Brugge kampioen!
Brugge! Brugge!
Brugge kampioen!

OVER-RATED
(CLAP-Clap, clapclapclap)
OVER-RATED


nothin pisses off a team more than losing-except when they are normally a good team that is takin a pounding for some reason.

My two favourites from the PNE terraces were:

F*ck 'em up Get into 'em! (repeat ad infinitum)

and (for Blackpool FC):

There's only one Owen Oyston,
There's only one Owen Oyston,
With a packet of sweets
And a cheeky smile,
Oyston is a f*cking...

Oh no wait, that was classed as slander, I can't reapeat the last word...

Don't mess
don't mess
don't mess with the best
cause the best don't mess
dont fool
don't fool
don't fool 'cause we're cool and the cool don't fool
to the east
to the west
<your team> is the best
1
we're the <your team>
2
a little bit louder
3
I still cant hear you
4
we're number 1!!!!


Other favs:
Jiggalo, shabooya (roll call), and that one about the ditzy girls, I forget how it goes...

something like, "The sun, I swear, is bleaching out my gorgeous hair, 33, 44, I don't know the stupid score, go go fight fight gee I hope I look alright"

Is this a football?

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Okay, so the cheer requires at least two people. UCLA fans would know how to complete this.

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

...................................

Let's go [insert name here], let's go!

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HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! [Wrestling chant, maybe not legit sport but an awesome chant nonetheless]

Hey, everybody on both teams
*clap, clap*
Give it your best
*clap, clap*
Play fair
*clap, clap*
Have a good time
*clap, clap*
Obey the rules
*clap, clap*
Winning isn't everything!!!

Hey!!! Go Everybody!! But not too hard!!

For some reason most sports chants make me roll my eyes. The exceptions being the ones that are completely immature, such as YANKEES SUCK! I love chanting those.

Nothing has quite the cachet of "U-S-A! U-S-A!" at the olympics.

Hurricanes! Hurricanes!
Hurricanes! Hurricanes!



We've had 10 years of super 12 and haven't come up with anything better.

although an avid sports fan, i don't have a favorite cheer, though there is one i can't stand:

J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets!

Yankees Suck

Jeter Tosses (clap clap clapclapclap) Arods Salad (clap clap clapclapclap)

Fuck 'em up fuck 'em up, BC sucks

(no, I'm not in boston)

the always classic ole is good.

Oh, and of course
"Cheat beat mutilate hurt maim kill"

Let's go [insert name here], let's go!

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Dah Dah
Dah Dah Dah
Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Milo!

[Insert Aussie's name here] Takes it Up the Arse

Brett Lees a Wanker do do do do do
Brett Lees a Wanker do do do do do

Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard you fat bastard you ate all the pies!

Hes Fat hes round he bounces on the ground
His name is David Boon!

As you can see they have to be aimed at Oz to be effective! :D

...I don't the chant that they use at the Bernabeu (for Real Madrid home games), so I'll go:

Come on Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea!!!

It sounds totally stupid but the rhythm of it sounds good to me. There's just nothing quite like 50,000 drunk English people (not just the English, sorry) just singing anything at the top of their lungs...

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

Oi! Oi! Oi!


Agreed

warrrrrneeeeeee *repeat*

warrrrrneeeeeee *repeat*
....Takes it up the Arse!

Who ate all the Pies?

At the Raiders v Roosters National Rugby League game in Canberra this year:

"Walker's a wanker!" clap clap clapclapclap
"Walker's a wanker!" clap clap clapclapclap

Or, after the 2003 Grand Final

Hodges takes it up the arse, doo dah, doo dah
Hodges takes it up the arse, o de doo dah day
o de doo dah day, o de doo dah day
Hodges takes it up the arse, o de doo dah day

Walker takes it up the arse, doo dah, doo dah
Walker takes it up the arse, o de doo dah day
o de doo dah day, o de doo dah day
Walker takes it up the arse, o de doo dah day

And so on, with various Roosters players named in place of those two.

*alternating sides of stadium...*

We Are! -- Penn State!
We Are! -- Penn State!
We Are! -- Penn State!
Thank you! -- You're Welcome!

or:

Hail to the lion, loyal and true!
Hail alma mater, with her white and blue!
Penn State forever, molder of men (and women)!
Fight for her honor, and victory again!

We Are Penn State
Go State Beat *insert team name here*

- Man City fans on their striker Robbie Fowler who is also a property (real estate) developer. Sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"

"We all live in a Robbie Fowler house, a Robbie Fowler house, a Robbie Fowler house."

- QPR fans to Dave Kitson, who told his clubs website he didn't want to be referred to as ginger.

"Strawberry Blonde! Your having a laugh!"

- Liverpool fans on their 'beloved' defender Traore who has a habit of screwing things up...Sung to the tune of "Blame it on the Boogie",

"Don't blame it on the Hamann,
don't blame it on the Biscan,
don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore!

Don't blame it on the Hamann,
don't blame it on the Biscan,
don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore!

He just can't,
he just can't,
he just can't control his feet!"

Yankees Suck

Jeter Tosses (clap clap clapclapclap) Arods Salad (clap clap clapclapclap)

Fuck 'em up fuck 'em up, BC sucks

(no, I'm not in boston)

the always classic ole is good.

Oh, and of course
"Cheat beat mutilate hurt maim kill"

I've always heard it as "Cheat, beat, mutilate, murder, maim and kill"

Ahhh, more excellent chants from the EPL and others...

- Any team singing about Huddersfield...

Huddersfield fans are illigitimate,
they have got no birth certificate
they've got **** and cant get rid of it,
Dirty hudders b******s!!

- Any team singing about Arsenal, who have loads of french players, to the tune of "Who let the dogs out"

"Who let the frogs out?"

- Any team playing Wayne Rooney

"He's fat
He's scouse
He's going to rob your house
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney!!!"

- Man Utd fans about their American goal keeper Tim Howard who has Tirrets (sp?) syndrome.

"tim timminy
tim timmint
tim tim ter-oo
we've got tim howard
and he says "F**k you""

- Man Utd fans in 1999 after he moved to Man Utd and was caught in a sex video with page 3 girl Jordan. To the tune Lord of the Dance (old english folk song)

"Dwight Yorke wherever you may be
you are the king of pornography
and you gave two fingers to John Gregory
now your with M.U.F.C."

- Celtic after one of Rangers players was diagnosed with schizophrenia...

"There's only two andy gorams, two andy gorams, there's only two andy gorams"

- Sung by Chelsea fans after Frank Leboeuf informed fans he'd rather they didn't use bad language in their tribute to him...

He's here, he's there,
We're not allowed to swear,
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf.

The original was...

He's here, he's there,
He's F*****g everywhere,
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf.

- And about the Bradford City legend that is Dean Windass, and about him being 'fat'....Sung to the tune of "Ten men went to mow..."

Ten men went to lift,
Went to lift Dean Windass,
Ten men and their dumper truck went to lift Dean Windass.

I play golf....we don't have chants.

/me runs

:D

- QPR fans to Dave Kitson, who told his clubs website he didn't want to be referred to as ginger.

"Strawberry Blonde! Your having a laugh!"

Queens Park Rangers!
Ha Ha!

Queens Park Rangers!
Ha Ha!

Well their manager is also a bit crazy, look at his end of season press conference comments!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/quotes_of_week/4529455.stm

The bottom of the page...

All together now, to the tune of The Red Flag:

Hello hello, how do you do?
We hate the boys
In royal blue.
We hate the boys in em'rald green,
So f*ck the Pope and f*ck the Queen.

And of course, to the tune of She'll be Comin' Round the Mountains:

If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You must wear a Thistle scarf and Thistle tie,
You must wear a Thistle bonnet,
With "F*ck the Rangers" on it,
If you want to go to heaven when you die (if you die)!

Well their manager is also a bit crazy, look at his end of season press conference comments!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/fun...eek/4529455.stm

The bottom of the page...
Was it Kieran keegan that said the mentally/physically disabled were like that for a reason...
Because they had been bad in a previous life...... . . . . .