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Every time I log on there's a 20-page discussion of "Why can't everyone think like I think, you're all so mean to me!!!!"

Dude. Chill out already!

I'm sick of this, so I'm gonna chew EVERYONE out, that way you can't say I'm biased. *watches 12 posts of people saying YOU'RE BIASED* appear

Christians: Not everyone belives what you belive. That's common sense. Not everyone likes you, either. Again, common sense. If you want to argue your beliefs, you better DARN well have evidence. no, "The bible said so!" isn't evidence. If you think God created the world in 7 24-hour periods, then you BETTER darn well have some proof other than "And God created the world in days". And you better have READ your own TEXT before you open your fat mouth to say a single WORD about your religion. If you spout off nonsense without reading your own religious text, then may God help you, I'll come smite thee.

Athiests: You can't disprove Christianity any more than they can prove it! So stop trying! One point or two, you might be able to "win", though you'll never change their minds. But you can't disprove the entire faith.

Muslims: See Christians. Um, I don't have really any other problems with ya'll.

Buddhists: Post more. You're under represented.

Wiccans: Know the difference between Satanism, a Satanic Cult, and Wicca. Seriously. Look 'em up.

Agnostics: If you're really an athiest, and you're calling yourself agnostic, or vice versa, I *will* slap you.

Daoists, Shintoists, Deists, ect: It'd be nice to see more of ya'll posting. I mean, Christians vs. Athiests is all we ever see, really.


So call me a troll. Big whoop. It needs to be said.

No No Kill Them all!

Kill Kill the Unbelievers!

Just kidding. :D

You can worship you toe fungus for all I care.

What he said :) :rolleyes:

(Guy on top)

No, we must kill the worshippers of toe fungus! Only bodily hair is worthy to be worshipped! A Crusade!

Counter-Crusade!

(I'm with the toe fungus, I guess)

mmm...toe fungus

I'll join the Crusade against toe fungus!

[snip]
Wow. This must be my male clone. Awesome.


[Edit] No, seriously! Look at his(?) post! It's like it came from me!

Though it's likely no more effective than Don Quixote's lance, HEAR HEAR!

Yeah, I pretty much agree. But people like to debate, so as long as it doesn't get into petty name calling and personal attacks, then I'm up for it.

Counter-counter-crusade!

To post here, you first must state your position on the toe-fungus vs. bodily hair debate. But remember, if you are for the fungus, we will have to save your soul. This will be accomplished through extreme force, possibly with much screaming and/or burning. We know where you live.

So feel free to decide for either position! :)

Every time I log on there's a 20-page discussion of "Why can't everyone think like I think, you're all so mean to me!!!!"
Welcome to NS general!! :D

Just be glad you missed the Bush V Kerry threads! :p

Edit on the toe fungus V bodily hair thing:
Can't we all just get along...




...Besides we all know fingernails reign over all!

NOOOOOO! A dangerous heretic! What are you doing! Repent! Repent! We can burn you too!

Welcome to NS general!! :D

Just be glad you missed the Bush V Kerry threads! :p

Edit on the toe fungus V bodily hair thing:
Can't we all just get along...




...Besides we all know fingernails reign over all!

Beleive him, it was scary. :eek:

I agree. We need more of the Hindu-Islam or Hindu-Hindu or Islam-Islam type oppositions around here. Heck, even some good old fashioned Catholic versus Protestant to liven up the place. Maybe get some fires going, toast some marshmellows.

Oh, we'll get some fires going. The old-school kind of fires, literal human torches, doing like the Romans did.

I agree. We need more of the Hindu-Islam or Hindu-Hindu or Islam-Islam type oppositions around here. Heck, even some good old fashioned Catholic versus Protestant to liven up the place. Maybe get some fires going, toast some marshmellows.
I suppose I am catholic and Irish I could...


..nah I won't cause trouble, yet. WUhahaha *cough* (seriously I'm dying of this damn cough! :( )

I just wish that everybody would stop being so sarcastic.

Yes Fingernails do OWN ALL !!!

Ohh and I'm glad that I did miss the Bush vs. Kerry debate, cuz i would have killed some people.

Down with Catholicism!!!

Christians: Not everyone belives what you belive. That's common sense. Not everyone likes you, either. Again, common sense. If you want to argue your beliefs, you better DARN well have evidence. no, "The bible said so!" isn't evidence. If you think God created the world in 7 24-hour periods, then you BETTER darn well have some proof other than "And God created the world in days". And you better have READ your own TEXT before you open your fat mouth to say a single WORD about your religion. If you spout off nonsense without reading your own religious text, then may God help you, I'll come smite thee.

Athiests: You can't disprove Christianity any more than they can prove it! So stop trying! One point or two, you might be able to "win", though you'll never change their minds. But you can't disprove the entire faith.

Muslims: See Christians. Um, I don't have really any other problems with ya'll.

Buddhists: Post more. You're under represented.

Wiccans: Know the difference between Satanism, a Satanic Cult, and Wicca. Seriously. Look 'em up.

Agnostics: If you're really an athiest, and you're calling yourself agnostic, or vice versa, I *will* slap you.

Daoists, Shintoists, Deists, ect: It'd be nice to see more of ya'll posting. I mean, Christians vs. Athiests is all we ever see, really.


So call me a troll. Big whoop. It needs to be said.


are you jewish by chance? i noticed you didnt say anything about the jews.

Who's being sarcastic? The hair must be obeyed. It has told our leaders in dreams to kill the unbelievers. They had said dreams after wandering around without food in the desert for a few days. They might've eaten some mushrooms, but that's about it. Why is everyone laughing?

Yes Fingernails do OWN ALL !!!

Ohh and I'm glad that I did miss the Bush vs. Kerry debate, cuz i would have killed some people.

Down with Catholicism!!!
Yes thats just the attitude you bastards had when you forced us to live in poverty...

...I would go on with this pretend flame war but it's medication time!
Hehehehe...

Who's being sarcastic? The hair must be obeyed. It has told our leaders in dreams to kill the unbelievers. They had said dreams after wandering around without food in the desert for a few days. They might've eaten some mushrooms, but that's about it. Why is everyone laughing?
im laughing because it's medication time...

Wow. This must be my male clone. Awesome.


[Edit] No, seriously! Look at his(?) post! It's like it came from me!

This must be my blind clone. awesome.

No, seriously! Look at my sig! It's like, I'm actually a girl!

[/humor]

Okay, chill. You said dude, I assumed.


Why do I insist on making gender assumptions about people who make gender assumptions? *Hangs head in shame.*

It's ok to be a girl as long as you worship the bodily hair in the correct manner.

(I'm sure you can understand the chavunist statement I'm making here)

are you jewish by chance? i noticed you didnt say anything about the jews.

oh dammit, I KNEW I forgot someone


hmmm

Jews: don't get mad at me for typing out the name Yaweh. I'm going to "hell" anyway. And besides which, another source has told me that THAT'S NOT EVEN THE ACTUAL NAME OF YOUR GOD. I'm not jewish, so I could be wrong, but it seems that Yaweh is like, a translation or something. And I have no problems with calling gods by their names, but I did get yelled at for it, so that's the only thing I'm pissy at Jews about.

[G. Carlin]
What's with all this protesting and picketing and boycotts some of these Christians are starting? Y'know, I've yet to see one of these so-called Soldiers of Christ go for a good old-fashioned immolation. Religiously committed monks in Vietnam knew how to stage a goddamned protest! LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE!!! Come on, you God-Squadders, let's see some smoke to match that fire in your belly!
[/G. Carlin]

Or how about a three-way match between the doorbelling trio of Jehova's Witnesses, Mormons and Seventh-Day Adventists? There's a fight I'd pay to watch.

I consider myself a Deist/Taoist, so there's that side covered.











By the way, it's all about the hair.

This is an official message from the the Fungus-Army-

I WIL KILL U AL!!11!~!!!1ONE!!1

And please, what have finger-nails ever done, be nasty? Either way, I call a Jihad against all of ya'll sinners!

wait a minute. Which type of body hair? There could be divisions within the crusade!!!! I align myself with chesthair so join me!

Okay, chill. You said dude, I assumed.


Why do I insist on making gender assumptions about people who make gender assumptions? *Hangs head in shame.*

Dude?

I live in CA

I hang out with too many surfers LOL

I call anyone "Dude" when I'm pissy. "Dude, you're a friggan moron!!!111oneoneone!!!" ect.

This is an official reponse from the bodily hair army:

we mck your patetick gramer. u ubviusly canot spek uor langage. u r a terirrist, wit ur "jihad". we cll fr a Crusade (ohhh, ix-nay on u-cradsay) aginst bot teh fungis and the fngrnils.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Quick, someone get the hot wax!

Tow fungis warship is a, a... ...Fungis on the wirld! Wee sh all wipe u of the fase of the wirld if you dair approch the choson of the fingernails!
wee shall scratch at your religyons on till nun survive

Zoroastrians! You forgot the Zoroastrians. How could you do that to them. :confused:

On a serious note: Good post.

thats it. I'm starting a crusade against crusades.

thats it. I'm starting a crusade against crusades.
what about Jihads, holy wars? Oh you're no fun! :(

Talking to secret rebelious factions in the bodily hair and toe fungus camps:
You are ready in return for your believe in the figernails we will help your cause.
http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

Suicide is the answer.

It's ok to be a girl as long as you worship the bodily hair in the correct manner.

(I'm sure you can understand the chavunist statement I'm making here)

I would if I didnt wax most of it off :P ;)

I can't decide if I s hould be excited that I got a thread to be a "hot topic" or dismayed that it became a debate about body hair vs. toenail fungus.

It is only ok to be happy if you are on our side. And it is not a debate on bodily hair vs. toe fungus, it is a debate over the correct form of worship, which is obviously worship of bodily hair.

Don't worry if you don't understand, this is a very complicated theological debate. I wouldn't be surprised if other users, like the idiotic worshippers of fingernails and toe fungus, both of which groups are composed of neanderthalic odious degenerates, took Soad_fr33k's advice to heart.

There. Does that make you feel better?

Talking to secret rebelious factions in the bodily hair and toe fungus camps:
You are ready in return for your believe in the figernails we will help your cause.
http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

Thanks. I loved it. Up with cows, long live the cows.

>>think I'll go have a steak...yum :D

I can't decide if I s hould be excited that I got a thread to be a "hot topic" or dismayed that it became a debate about body hair vs. toenail fungus.
You know that really strange feeling you have at the moment about this whole deal?
Learn to love it, because almost every original thread(i.e. not about abortion, gay marriage, conservative vs. liberal and such) that reaches past two pages is threadjacked over and over again until it's dead.

I predict your next thread will turn into an abortion debate. Or perhaps this one?

:D

It is only ok to be happy if you are on our side. And it is not a debate on bodily hair vs. toe fungus, it is a debate over the correct form of worship, which is obviously worship of bodily hair.

Body hair on a female’s head should be worshiped. Hair on any other part of the female body is heresy.

Couldn't agree more with the thread starter. :)

A web forum is a place to exchange views, not to bash each other in the head with them. I've enjoyed the pleasure of constructive(?) debate around here, but the low signal-to-noise ratio often makes browsing this place disenheartening.

Another complaint I have is with spelling, which is terrible 'round these parts. :( It ain't too hard to spell properly, especially in this medium where you can use Google to look up a word in under two seconds. Boasting about a brand new intellectual find while spelling poorly quite simply makes you sound like a complete idiot.

Proper spelling is also a mark of respect for the people who will take the time to read the words you're offering. When you give someone a present, it's better to take the time to make nice wrapping rather than to bundle it up in greasy newspaper. Of course, you CAN just bundle it up in newspaper, but if you treat people badly don't be surprised when they give you the same.

Over the Internet, it's very quick to get inflamatory and say things which go beyond our minds. This is why we should pay twice as much attention to paying proper respect over here than we do in the real world. Of course some of us pay zero respect to other people in real life...

Anyway, call me quaint, but I think courtesy is important, because it creates a peaceful, productive and sometimes even happy atmosphere between people. And it's even more vital over the Internet, because we don't have smiles, eyes or tone of voice to say all these things we never say. Here things escalate quickly. A bad comment can create a vicious cycle of nastiness; hopefully if we pay attention, good behaviour can create a virtuous cycle.

Please, respect each other.

:mp5: Or I'll fucking kill you, you scumbag. :mp5:

;)

what about Jihads, holy wars? Oh you're no fun! :(

*sigh* Fine. We can crusade against Jihads too.

A web forum is a place to exchange views, not to bash each other in the head with them.

Oh yeah?! well...you're WRONG! And what's more, you're stupid. *gets sledge hammer to bash heads* ;)


I may put the upid in stupid, but atleast I don't put the oron in dumb!

yes i agree we must all worsgip toe fungus and forget the rest of the world^_^ also i agree that ppl should leave their religous beliefs outa ne discussion if they're not willing to have ppl disagree.so y dont we all just give it up already its poitless. :D thank u for ummm.... errr listening my written pov.wait wouldnt that be reading o w/e. lets just stop arguing over what religon is right ok. ;)

Originally posted by Neo-Anarchists
You know that really strange feeling you have at the moment about this whole deal?
Learn to love it, because almost every original thread(i.e. not about abortion, gay marriage, conservative vs. liberal and such) that reaches past two pages is threadjacked over and over again until it's dead.

I know the feeling, you will try to write something meaningful and then when you check the thread later there are several hundred replies with your post being #50 or so. And you get the same people misunderstaning what everyone else is saying over and over. You just can't be bothered to post on the topic by the time you've read it all. In fact you can swear you've read it before, hence this thread starting. I illustrate my point with an utterly pointless post.

And thus I revert to the bodily hair v nails v toe fungus thing.... I SAY WORSHIP TEETH! All who object to these hair/toe/nail heretics follow me for the glorification of teeth everywhere!

you've all got it wrong. Worship spleens.

OMG

Call NASA!

I have discovered intelligent life in the universe!

You know what should really happen we should make a midget and llama fight it out and who ever wins, louses. :gundge:

You know what should really happen we should make a midget and llama fight it out and who ever wins, louses. :gundge:

oh come on, that's not very lice...

XD *couldn't resist*

*claps, slowly*

Social Libertarianism at work. I am now home. :cool:

I can't believe you people would trivialize the horrific and long-standing schism between toe fungists and body hairalists. This is a problem that has pit brother against brother, nation against nation, pinky against armpit.

How can you laugh, knowing that Pope Tinactin the Tough-actin' used chemical warfare against dozens of innocent fungists at the battle of Footrot Hill?

How can you joke, while General Nair and his depiliatory stormtroopers have killed millions, and when they ran out of ammunition, they tore out young hairs by their very roots?

It will only escalate. Every day, I see more Laser Hair Removal ads calling for the brutal scorching of innocent short and curlies. I see Gold Bond Foot Powder sold on the street, without even a background check. And you sit here making fun...

You people are despicable.

Every time I log on there's a 20-page discussion of "Why can't everyone think like I think, you're all so mean to me!!!!"

Dude. Chill out already!

I'm sick of this, so I'm gonna chew EVERYONE out, that way you can't say I'm biased. *watches 12 posts of people saying YOU'RE BIASED* appear

Christians: Not everyone belives what you belive. That's common sense. Not everyone likes you, either. Again, common sense. If you want to argue your beliefs, you better DARN well have evidence. no, "The bible said so!" isn't evidence. If you think God created the world in 7 24-hour periods, then you BETTER darn well have some proof other than "And God created the world in days". And you better have READ your own TEXT before you open your fat mouth to say a single WORD about your religion. If you spout off nonsense without reading your own religious text, then may God help you, I'll come smite thee.

Athiests: You can't disprove Christianity any more than they can prove it! So stop trying! One point or two, you might be able to "win", though you'll never change their minds. But you can't disprove the entire faith.

Muslims: See Christians. Um, I don't have really any other problems with ya'll.

Buddhists: Post more. You're under represented.

Wiccans: Know the difference between Satanism, a Satanic Cult, and Wicca. Seriously. Look 'em up.

Agnostics: If you're really an athiest, and you're calling yourself agnostic, or vice versa, I *will* slap you.

Daoists, Shintoists, Deists, ect: It'd be nice to see more of ya'll posting. I mean, Christians vs. Athiests is all we ever see, really.


So call me a troll. Big whoop. It needs to be said.

:)*smiles*

not everyone thinks the same as you either... u know we might like these *pointless* aruments

Oh and you're a troll, ;) (im joking, i don't know you so i can't really call you a troll yet, can i?)

what a whiner

people get off on discussions, and like them to get heated. its entertaining for some. why do you think what you said needed to be said? maybe no one wanted to hear you either.like others havent said it before?like it was more needed than the things that the religious people were saying?
hey, here is a suggestion- dont read the threads. and if you are still bothered by others people lives and pastimes, dont go on general forum,it is what people do around here. debate. hello?? did you hear that?? they DEBATE.

and your location is in a mental hospital. maybe you put it , thinking it would be funny, edgy, make people think. well, it makes me think you like people to notice you.. so quit atempting to draw attention to yourself in a negative way. you are in no way "mental" sounding. you just sound quite young.

Ah, but there's always the hope that someone will say something new.
Besides, some of the posters are hilarious. And there's always the thrill of seeing some asshole that deserves it getting his ass kicked, figuratively.

Ah, but there's always the hope that someone will say something new.
Besides, some of the posters are hilarious. And there's always the thrill of seeing some asshole that deserves it getting his ass kicked, figuratively.
and it s even better when you figuratively start that ass kicking, and you get a two week ban for saying certain *cough* things. whats funny, is that people take this too seriously. we are in it for the fun, which Akusei doesnt realize.

A web forum is a place to exchange views, not to bash each other in the head with them. I've enjoyed the pleasure of constructive(?) debate around here, but the low signal-to-noise ratio often makes browsing this place disenheartening.

Another complaint I have is with spelling, which is terrible 'round these parts. :( It ain't too hard to spell properly, especially in this medium where you can use Google to look up a word in under two seconds. Boasting about a brand new intellectual find while spelling poorly quite simply makes you sound like a complete idiot.

Please, respect each other.

:mp5: Or I'll fucking kill you, you scumbag. :mp5:

;)

HEAR HEAR!

I think this thread is gettting away from its original purpose, that of killing the worshippers of toe fungus. We need to have an enlightened debate on the best methods for killing these heretics, not some stupid discussion about threadjacking and meanings and such. Down with the fungusers!

Suicide is the answer.
Only if the question is, "What's one of the dumb things I could troll with?"

Thanks. I loved it. Up with cows, long live the cows.

>>think I'll go have a steak...yum :D
http://www.bovineunite.com/main.htm