The Real Difference between capitalism and communism
New Genoa
07-05-2005, 19:28
Read:
Capitalism is a philosophy of punctuation. Capitalists are people who believe that all words should be capitalized, no matter what the situation.
For instance, the sentence:
This is a sentence.
would be written this way by a capitalist:
This Is A Sentence.
This is, of course, ridiculous.
Some exteme forms of capitalism demand the capitalization of every letter within a word (THIS IS A SENTENCE). Such extreme capitalists are common on AOL, and frequently post to Usenet pushing their capitalist agenda.
Capitalism used to be opposed by Communism, which believes that all letters should be brought together as equals. Therefore, a communist would write the above sentence like this:
thisisasentence
Unfortunately, this practice made Communist writing very hard to read, and eventually led to the movement's collapse in 1975.
Neo-Anarchists
07-05-2005, 19:30
ITAPPEARSIAMBOTHACAPITALISTANDACOMMUNISTATONCE.
Wisjersey
07-05-2005, 19:31
ROTF! :D
(but why 1975?)
Druidvale
07-05-2005, 19:31
:p
However unlikely, on some obscure metaphilosophical level, you've managed to make an incredibly lucid point, one that might even end every and all discussion on this topic for ever. If only people were smart enough to understand your nigh-genius ravings...
The Land of the Enemy
07-05-2005, 19:32
:eek:
Myrmidonisia
07-05-2005, 19:34
ROTF! :D
(but why 1975?)
That was when MS Word started editing the text for you and prevented you from typing what you really wanted to have on paper. Excuse me, only the Texas Air Guard used MS Word in 1975. For the rest of the world, that was when the IBM Selectric started formatting the text for you...
Kervoskia
07-05-2005, 19:35
YES, I AM A CAPIATLIST TO THE MAX!!!
Tenebricosis
07-05-2005, 19:37
The,lesser,known,Commanists,believe,that,spaces,should,be,replaced,by,commas.
Pure Metal
07-05-2005, 19:38
hey wow, i'm a communist and look how i type! no capitals or correct punctuation for this comrade :p
New Genoa
07-05-2005, 19:39
no, you're a socialist Since You Use spaces, but Don't capitalize eveRything.
Armandian Cheese
07-05-2005, 19:40
karlmarx!
ADAM SMITH!
This is actually quite fun...
Kervoskia
07-05-2005, 19:41
Mwuhahahahahaaa!!!!
Pure Metal
07-05-2005, 19:44
no, you're a socialist Since You Use spaces, but Don't capitalize eveRything.
lol true :cool:
Frangland
07-05-2005, 19:53
*L A U G H*
Gurdenvazk
07-05-2005, 19:57
What am I? I type correctly.
Neo-Anarchists
07-05-2005, 19:58
What am I? I type correctly.
Oh, you're a correctivist.
Gurdenvazk
07-05-2005, 20:01
Oh, you're a correctivist.
i MuSt ChAnGe ThEn!
Neo-Anarchists
07-05-2005, 20:02
I have decided that I stand for letter's rights! Letters should not be abused and used against their will!
I suppose now I'll have to communicate with you all telepathically or something.
Gurdenvazk
07-05-2005, 20:03
SuCkS f0r YoU
Neo-Anarchists
07-05-2005, 20:05
Th vwls hv dcdd tht thy wsh t scd frm th lphbt. Hmm, tht wll b prblm.
Druidvale
07-05-2005, 20:13
u o o u a e e ou i i i ? y o, a ou e a o e!!! ;)
[Edit]: I O ...
Industrial Experiment
07-05-2005, 20:18
What am I? I type correctly.
Moderate Interventionist?
Wisjersey
07-05-2005, 20:19
That was when MS Word started editing the text for you and prevented you from typing what you really wanted to have on paper. Excuse me, only the Texas Air Guard used MS Word in 1975. For the rest of the world, that was when the IBM Selectric started formatting the text for you...
Oh, LOL! :D
Frangland
07-05-2005, 20:20
What am I? I type correctly.
A Swede
The South Islands
07-05-2005, 20:26
A Swede
Swedes!!!
Aaaghhhhhhhh!
Kinkagjigjnki
07-05-2005, 20:29
z0mg!1! wut if y00 talk lyk ths all teh time? am i n00b plx????/
Druidvale
07-05-2005, 20:31
z0mg!1! wut if y00 talk lyk ths all teh time? am i n00b plx????/
I guess it was only a matter of time for HIM to find his way to this post :p