NationStates Jolt Archive

well, I came home loaded on friday night and proceeded to get more loaded. Apparantly I posted some questionable stuff about an incident that happen a month ago, and I posted it in a most obnoxious manor.

somehow I managed to avoid getting either Forumbanned or deleted.

This is Satuday night. Instead of going out, I am staying home and getting loaded.

What are the odds that when I get drunk enough I wont post something so offensive that I will get forumbanned/deleted?

I have almost a full bottle of scotch to go

Taking bets now.

I hate drunk posting. I really get bored with the internet while drunk. It's usually the last thing I want to do.

just stay away from the computer! turn it off and hide the power cord so when you're drunk it'll be too much work to get the damn thing. i'm going to be toasted as a mother tonight so if i start rockin the computer maybe i'll leave you a beligerent comment (oh and do i ever get beligerent when i'm drinking.).

Never drink and drive your computer. :D

Well, hopefully in your sober state you know the difference between Sweden and Switzerland.

well, i got loaded last night and essentially told this friend of mine that i really wanted to jump her bones like there was no tomorrow. of course, it was not so ill-recieved, but whatever.

Ah...that explains it.

well, i got loaded last night and essentially told this friend of mine that i really wanted to jump her bones like there was no tomorrow. of course, it was not so ill-recieved, but whatever.
high five.

This is tough, I am wireless throughout my apartment. I have already called in and cancelled my evening plans. The cook has made dinner and its on the table, but I am thinking that maybe I will go for a drunken non food night. Luckily, I am using a temp driver(paid by the day), and I didnt want to pay him so he is off sat and sunday. only so much damage I can do, but it is 10:30 pm and I am almost drunk.


once again, I am taking bets to see whether I will be banned when I sober up tomorrow. I came close yesterday, and I am out of apples and cheese.

high five.
returned. down low.

This is tough, I am wireless throughout my apartment. I have already called in and cancelled my evening plans. The cook has made dinner and its on the table, but I am thinking that maybe I will go for a drunken non food night. Luckily, I am using a temp driver(paid by the day), and I didnt want to pay him so he is off sat and sunday. only so much damage I can do, but it is 10:30 pm and I am almost drunk.


once again, I am taking bets to see whether I will be banned when I sober up tomorrow. I came close yesterday, and I am out of apples and cheese.
cook?
driver?
who the hell are you??

The cook has made dinner and its on the table, but I am thinking that maybe I will go for a drunken non food night.

I hate cold dinners, unless it's a salad.

and I am out of apples and cheese.

I don't know what that has to do with anything, but if you are hungry then eat the cold food. :)

cook?
driver?
who the hell are you??

Probably has a butler to pour the drinks too.

Probably has a butler to pour the drinks too.

Maybe he's just married.

Hehehehehe!

*hides*

I don't really mean that.

Okay, I have a plan. Is everyone ready? Tonight everyone in this thread needs to get toasted. One of my friends is having a very large party involving mass alcohol. This I am looking forward to. First I must sober up from last night. I am becoming a lush. It's terrible. I ain't even legal yet (shh). Oh yeah, the rest of the plan is to fight each other with bowstaffs.

Okay, I have a plan. Is everyone ready? Tonight everyone in this thread needs to get toasted.

I have no booze :(

well, I came home loaded on friday night and proceeded to get more loaded. Apparantly I posted some questionable stuff about an incident that happen a month ago, and I posted it in a most obnoxious manor.

somehow I managed to avoid getting either Forumbanned or deleted.

This is Satuday night. Instead of going out, I am staying home and getting loaded.

What are the odds that when I get drunk enough I wont post something so offensive that I will get forumbanned/deleted?

I have almost a full bottle of scotch to go

Taking bets now.

Dude, you're getting drunk by yourself, at home? Invite someone over, man, if you plan on drinking an entire bottle of scotch.

Unless it's a good single-malt, in which case hoarding it is understandable. hehe

Be careful.

Dude, you're getting drunk by yourself, at home? Invite someone over, man, if you plan on drinking an entire bottle of scotch.

Unless it's a good single-malt, in which case hoarding it is understandable. hehe

Be careful.

Over a single night, I can easily drink a full (700ml) bottle of scotch....

I have no booze :(
You know you can get some. I don't need no excuses! It's noon and a half here so now I can begin to drink. Time to bust out the vanilla vodka. Unfortunately, it's not good straight.

PS: Drinking alone is the best way to fix any problems you are having

I have no booze :(

You can have some of mine if you have a very long straw. :fluffle:

You know you can get some. I don't need no excuses! It's noon and a half here so now I can begin to drink. Time to bust out the vanilla vodka. Unfortunately, it's not good straight.

It's 3:30am, the bottleshops here can't legally remain open past 10 :mad:

And vanilla vodka is icky. :p

You can have some of mine if you have a very long straw. :fluffle:

Yay! :D

Aw, I thought you literally dodged a bullet. PHONY!

cook?
driver?
who the hell are you??

Dude, I am in India. cooks and drivers are commonplace. My well to do relatives have day and night drivers for their kids. (I am a single guy starting out in life, so limitted staff.)

I make fun of my business partner because his parent's have over a 10 person staff at their house. I only have 2, maxed out at 3 a little while ago but it was too much(dealing with them that is).

It's 3:30am, the bottleshops here can't legally remain open past 10 :mad:

And vanilla vodka is icky. :p
Ah yes. Time zones. Cannot forget these things. You're on the other side of the world from me. Here the liquor stores (or as you say "bottleshops" which i think is awesome) don't stay open past 9pm. Can't even buy the pussy beer after 2am. And sundays are a no go for anything. And you can't go into the liquor store at all if you're under 21.

Aw, I thought you literally dodged a bullet. PHONY!
Are you going to write PHONY on his red station wagon now?

And vanilla vodka is icky. :p

Shut your mouth! Vanilla vodka rocks.

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/7d/a8/Absolut_Vanilla_Vodka-resized200.jpg

Mmm, yummy!

Well, hopefully in your sober state you know the difference between Sweden and Switzerland.

Umm, 1 has lotsa guns and low crime and the other has few guns and low crime

Ah yes. Time zones. Cannot forget these things. You're on the other side of the world from me. Here the liquor stores (or as you say "bottleshops" which i think is awesome) don't stay open past 9pm. Can't even buy the pussy beer after 2am. And sundays are a no go for anything. And you can't go into the liquor store at all if you're under 21.

Ehh, that sucks. Yay for the 18 drinking age...and they're open on sundays here, too :D

Some clubs stay open all night here, though. Pity they charge an arm and a leg for even a beer.

Shut your mouth! Vanilla vodka rocks.

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/7d/a8/Absolut_Vanilla_Vodka-resized200.jpg

Mmm, yummy!

Yuck! The exact same brand I tried too.

Do you have any idea how much Irish whiskey it took to wash out the taste? :p

Ehh, that sucks. Yay for the 18 drinking age...and they're open on sundays here, too :D

Some clubs stay open all night here, though. Pity they charge an arm and a leg for even a beer.
I wish the effing legal drinking age here was 18. Pisses me off to no end that it's not. I will graduate from uni before I can have a legal beer. Come on people that's ridiculous. Maybe we need to use a liscensing system. I should be allowed to drink because I'm responsible and experienced. And bars do charge way too much.

Yuck! The exact same brand I tried too.

Do you have any idea how much Irish whiskey it took to wash out the taste? :p

Silly git. You wash down vodka of one flavour, with vodka of another flavour or withour any flavour at all.

But seriously, flavoured vodka is supposed to be used primarily in drinks. It's the one without flavour you drink as it is.

Dude, you're getting drunk by yourself, at home? Invite someone over, man, if you plan on drinking an entire bottle of scotch.

Unless it's a good single-malt, in which case hoarding it is understandable. hehe

Be careful.

I have a crazy hook up. Not gonna mention who just in case someone from the company reads this board, but I get tons of import alcohol at importer cost by the case. I havent even heard of some of this stuff, but its old and good.

Personally, I mainly use it as gifts 'cause I cant really afford to drink them for my own consumption...except now and again.

Yuck! The exact same brand I tried too.

Do you have any idea how much Irish whiskey it took to wash out the taste? :p
I have smirnoff brand vanilla vodka. It's cheaper. If you do a shot it will taste terrible and might make you want to puke. I advise it only for mixing.

Ehh, that sucks. Yay for the 18 drinking age
w00t indeed!

I wish the effing legal drinking age here was 18. Pisses me off to no end that it's not. I will graduate from uni before I can have a legal beer. Come on people that's ridiculous. Maybe we need to use a liscensing system. I should be allowed to drink because I'm responsible and experienced. And bars do charge way too much.

Aye, 'tis ridiculous. I don't know what i'd do if I wanted to go out. Then again, I was drinking pretty well at 16 :p

Silly git. You wash down vodka of one flavour, with vodka of another flavour or withour any flavour at all.

But seriously, flavoured vodka is supposed to be used primarily in drinks. It's the one without flavour you drink as it is.

Yeah. I drank it straight, ugh, then with coke. marginally better.

I like unflavoured vodka though, as long as it's decent. Finlandia is the best i've tried.

*yawns*

Homer sleep now. :p

Are you going to write PHONY on his red station wagon now?
I might as well.

Over a single night, I can easily drink a full (700ml) bottle of scotch....

yah, i drank a 750-mL bottle of Sauza tequila once.

I have not taken a straight shot, not one shot, of tequila since. thing is, i hadn't had anything to drink all day and put it all down in about 2 hours, watching a Chris Rock HBO special (or maybe it was Martin Lawrence). lol

i woke up with a pickled liver and felt worse than i ever had before in my life.

I will now only drink tequila if it's hidden in a margarita or a Long Island iced tea.

Scene:

Mifflin Street Block Party, 1996
Sophomore year at UW-Madison

Facts of the case:
A bunch of us went to Mifflin (as it's called), which is an annual party in which two or three blocks of Mifflin Street in downtown Madison are blocked off. There are house parties up and down the street... lol if one goes dead, you move on. At any rate, we did the Mifflin thing for about 6 hours and then decided to go a coupla miles away to a house party.

We sat down with a bottle of tequila. it got to me and got no farther... nobody else was really interested in it anyway. My friends left, the owners/renters of the house went to bed, and i remained on their couch, watching the HBO comedy special and drinking this bottle of nasty tequila.

As everyone knows, the first drink is the hardest to keep down. I kept it down satisfactorily and just... kept... going. When it was gone, I left and walked/shuffled/tripped my way back to Sellery A, which was my dorm. It was about a mile and a half from the party. I am glad I didn't have a car.

I burst into my room. My roommate was asleep. Thankfully I had the lower bunk. I went to sleep/passed out almost instantly.

I woke up with a dark stain on the tile floor next to my bed. It looked like dried blood and i was alarmed to deduce that it was my vomit.

I quickly realized that I'd not finished vomiting for the day.

I took a Tylenol for my horrible headache and ran to the bathroom. I woke up probably 20 people with my hideous projections.

I brushed my teeth, put on my skin-tight (I'd gained about 15 pounds since high school) camouflage "Special Forces Lakeland Football" t-shirt, my very short bed-time shorts and sandals... and raced to the nearest quick-mart (you know the type of store), where i picked up the largest receptacle of Gatorade I could find and a 49-cent, 32-ounce Sprite.

About the time I got back to my dorm, I was hit with terrible stomach cramps. I felt like I had to puke but I couldn't, and it was extremely painful to walk, much less crawl. These were the dry heaves. I still blame the Tylenol for them. After shedding all of my stomach lining (but not much else, except for some bile) with the heaves, and still with awful stomach cramps, I drank some of the Gatorade and Sprite and went back to sleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I had just a normal, manageable hangover, and was able to "start" my day (again). lol

Meh. Drinking is often over-rated. Especially at parties. Lets just say a lot of bacardi breezers and a hot room equals me running around with a towel on my head, falling over, harrasing girls and generally embarresing myself.

Over a single night, I can easily drink a full (700ml) bottle of scotch....
I can drink 2L of Pepsi, does that count?

Meh. Drinking is often over-rated. Especially at parties. Lets just say a lot of bacardi breezers and a hot room equals me running around with a towel on my head, falling over, harrasing girls and generally embarresing myself.

don't ever get too drunk at a toga party.

and if you must get drunk, make sure you've at least got boxers on underneath your sheet.

Ah yes. Time zones. Cannot forget these things. You're on the other side of the world from me. Here the liquor stores (or as you say "bottleshops" which i think is awesome) don't stay open past 9pm. Can't even buy the pussy beer after 2am. And sundays are a no go for anything. And you can't go into the liquor store at all if you're under 21.

Hey, I'm just down the turnpike in Tulsa. You forgot to mention no liquor stores are open on election day either. :(

Yuck! The exact same brand I tried too.

Do you have any idea how much Irish whiskey it took to wash out the taste? :p

Irish whiskey on the rocks. YES! ..but I'm out and will just have to settle for bourbon and soda. :(

Okay, I have a plan. Is everyone ready? Tonight everyone in this thread needs to get toasted. One of my friends is having a very large party involving mass alcohol. This I am looking forward to. First I must sober up from last night. I am becoming a lush. It's terrible. I ain't even legal yet (shh). Oh yeah, the rest of the plan is to fight each other with bowstaffs.

Last night I got so ripped from alcohol and teh ganja that I couldn't even stand, I collapsed and hit my head on the floor and just stayed there for like two hours, I couldn't see more than a couple inches from my face it was all fuzzy... I was so fuckin blazed....

Hey, I'm just down the turnpike in Tulsa. You forgot to mention no liquor stores are open on election day either. :(
OMG I FORGOT! yes! that cracks me the fuck up. no drunken voting! i recently became the duchess of e-town(edmond). do you have any titles of nobility in tulsa?

OMG I FORGOT! yes! that cracks me the fuck up. no drunken voting! i recently became the duchess of e-town(edmond). do you have any titles of nobility in tulsa?

Not that I know of unless you count me. I'm the Ard Re of Celtlund.

Not that I know of unless you count me. I'm the Ard Re of Celtlund.
ah. that's a sweet title. i'll be hangin out with most of oklahoma's nobility tonight. this includes the almighty king of oklahoma!