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Welcome to the Friday Night Political Debate! Tonight we have two ready and willing debaters willing to begin their political debate. Tonight's subject: Politics. For the Left-Side we have Albert "Axe-Hammer" Griffin and for the Right-Side we have John "Bottom-Feeder" Johnson. Medeating tonight we have Napolean "GameBox 2" Dell. Let's get to the debate floor.

Dell: First, I'd like to thank Mr. Albert Axe-Hammer Griffin and Mr. John "Botton-Feeder" Johnson for coming tonight and also SUNY for holding this venue and I'd like to thank The Four Seasons for that Asain Sex-Slave. Now, we have a live audience behind us and they will remain completely silent. Anyone found making noise will be immediatly shot. Now we will start with Mr. Axe-Hammer you get to begin our little debate.

Axe-Hammer: Thank you Mr. Dell. Now let me begin with an arguement that I have used since my days as a Zygote. If we are to continue having this free-enterprise system we must end the War in Iraq.

Bottom-Feeder: Perhaps, but you must agree that the War is essential to the continuity of the flow of Space-time.

Axe-Hammer: Indeed!-

Botton-Feeder: OH! OH! Do you think that this is really a place for sarcasm of that sort?

A-H: That was not sarcasm you liver-spotted, kindergarden baby!

B-F: Yes it was, and if I might point out that my opponent bathes him self in gravy and that all-

A-H: Those accusations were proofen false!

B-F: Excuse me! Excuse me! Is it illegal for me to finish a sentence?

A-H: If you are to continue your filthy, unsupported lies then it should be!

B-F: BASTARD!

A-H: You want some of this?

B-F: No, but you got some of this!

Bush sucks.


End of Debate.

Could you leave please?

Colodia: Shut up, both of you!

Cogitation: Colodia, knock it off or you'll get a forum ban the next time!

This is just like in real life!!!

Top marks for accuracy.

You forgot the part where they have hot sweaty sex afterwards.

For those of you who would like to be convinced otherwise Mike Vallely has created a list of why you should like Bush:

1. You should like Bush if you're filthy rich and in cahoots with him and his scumbag corporate buddies. The tax breaks are great at the top.

2. You should like Bush if you're sexist and/or racist. Particularly if you're a hateful homophobe and you want to help Bush use the United States Constitution to limit rights for gays and lesbians.

3. You should like Bush if 9/11 scared the common sense right out of you and you're gulible enough to believe that the "War on Terrorism" is real and can be won.

4. You should like Bush if you're a "born again Christian" with the blinders on and you are stupid enough to believe that Bush and America actually have God on their side. And if you believe that, then you're no better or smarter than the terrorists...that's what they believe.

Thanks Mike you're an inspiration to us all.

Snoots, I'm not real clear on what the topic is here, but you're not on it. Go join one of the thousands of anti-Bush threads, why doncha.

~ Frisbeeteria ~
NationStates Forum Moderator

Some crap that has nothing to do with the topic
What the hell are you talking about!? Go away!

Snoots, i hate bush as much as you, but i'm not stupid enough to think that being abusive, abrasive, and insulting about is going to win any arguments.

Grow up or shut up.

you make the rest of us (the ones against bush but with more tact) look bad.

Snoots, i hate bush as much as you, but i'm not stupid enough to think that being abusive, abrasive, and insulting about is going to win any arguments.

Grow up or shut up.

you make the rest of us (the ones against bush but with more tact) look bad.
Hmm...do I see you often on patricracy or is that someone else named "demented_yam"?

For those of you who would like to be convinced otherwise Mike Vallely has created a list of why you should like Bush:

1. You should like Bush if you're filthy rich and in cahoots with him and his scumbag corporate buddies. The tax breaks are great at the top.

2. You should like Bush if you're sexist and/or racist. Particularly if you're a hateful homophobe and you want to help Bush use the United States Constitution to limit rights for gays and lesbians.

3. You should like Bush if 9/11 scared the common sense right out of you and you're gulible enough to believe that the "War on Terrorism" is real and can be won.

4. You should like Bush if you're a "born again Christian" with the blinders on and you are stupid enough to believe that Bush and America actually have God on their side. And if you believe that, then you're no better or smarter than the terrorists...that's what they believe.

Thanks Mike you're an inspiration to us all.
Its not enough to be merely anti-Bush.

Hmm...do I see you often on patricracy or is that someone else named "demented_yam"?


that's me.

i'm demented_yam just about everywhere i go.

in nationstates, 'demented_yam' doesn't sound like a very inspiring name for a country, so i latin-ified it

Colodia: Shut up, both of you!
Cogitation: Colodia, knock it off or you'll get a forum ban the next time!
Myrth: iLock! You will not escape my eye!

Dell: Gentleman, please! Can we continue without all the name calling? Agreed? Now, Mr. Johnson, some have called your stance on Social Security "mind-numbingly infantile" - how do you respond to those critics?

Bottom-Feeder: Perhaps, but you must agree that old people are nothing but a drain on our war-time economy...

Axe-Hammer: You insane jack-wad! If we weren't committing genocide on the peaceful people of Terrorstan, we could afford to keep our older people off the streets!

B-F: You naive butt-pirate! While you're off performing gay marraige ceremonies in dykeville, our fine hetero-boys are dying to keep you free! You voted to give plasma screen tvs to the elderly instead of body armor for our boys in the field!

A-H: Slander! Those were civil-joining toga-parties, not marraiges! Besides, you only wanted to invade Terrorlandia after we discovered oil there! If you hadn't vetoed funding for alternative energy sources like TDP, we wouldn't have to be sending our young men and women off to die!

B-F: TDP?? What the hell pie-in-the-sky bullcrappy is that, you insufferable piece of homo-loving, tree-humping, communist filth?

A-H: You ignorant feces eater, if you had actually paid attention during the senate hearings on energy, you would have learned that TDP is an economical process for turning any organic material into high grade oil. If you pulled your head out of your butt long enough to pay attention you would have seen it could furnish all of our energy needs, retard!

B-F: Organic material??? like blood?

A-H: Well... yes.

B-F: Oh you freaking hypocrite! Now your advocating blood for oil!

A-H: Wait... it's just not blood! anything organic! like flesh or fat or bone!

B-F: Interesting... How much oil could we squeeze out of one mus.. I mean terrorist?

A-H: Um... I think about enough for 10 gallons of gas.

B-F: So... 1 billion mus.. terrorists... carry the two... add in transport... hmmm.... Look... I think we should be doing some uniting, not dividing. I have a plan for cheap oil, and massive increases in social security. Let's compromise.

A-H: Well... what about gay rights?

B-F: Screw it. Let'm marry their pets for all I care. Besides, half my family is gay anyway.

A-H: Okay. Mr Dell? I think the debate is over. And we are all winners!

Bush sucks.
And you know this how? He probably thinks you suck. I happen to agree with that assessment. :D

For those of you who would like to be convinced otherwise Mike Vallely has created a list of why you should like Bush.

Thanks Mike you're an inspiration to us all.
Who the hell is "Mike Vallely?" Probably another "suckua." :D