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If each NS poster was a TV show...

Sumamba Buwhan
07-05-2005, 00:13
If each NS poster was a TV show, which show would you say your favorite is?

I like to watch the Drunk Commies comedy and enjoyed the Jesussaves spinoff until it got cancelled for being too racey I think.

The Cat-Tribes show is really informative (I liken it to PBS) when I can get past my ADD issues and take in all the information presented.

Sinuhue is my favorite talk show with very interesting topics. Although the guests can often get out of hand and it ends up looking like a Jerry Springer episode.

There are many more but it will take too long to mention them all and why I like them. Mainly I like the comedies but infotainment comes in a close second.
Cannot think of a name
07-05-2005, 00:18
My show would have been cancelled.

(I just wanted to be the first person to make that joke)
Perezuela
07-05-2005, 00:21
Keruvalia would be my favorite sitcom about a Jewish-Muslim music teacher that also tries to make it bigtime with his garage band he's been with for 15 years. His wacky family would also be constantly butting in his affairs.
Sumamba Buwhan
07-05-2005, 00:21
My show would have been cancelled.

(I just wanted to be the first person to make that joke)

I couldn't mention everybody but I did have you in mind. You are funny and informative. You are like my NS version of the Daily Show.
:fluffle:
Flaming Souls
07-05-2005, 00:23
I would have to say that my favorite comedy would be the Dratheria Factor.

However the FC Hour is quite annoying...
Death Sqwishy
07-05-2005, 00:24
I would be on HBO at midnight for obsessive overuse of violent.

Do you know how violent and blood thirsty my region is? It's crazy. Yeah, we'd definately be protested against. It'd be like those "when pink fuzzy octopus attack" shows.
Koroser
07-05-2005, 00:25
I rather like Koroser, it's similar to Mythbusters, except the guy also takes on religion and political issues.
New Sancrosanctia
07-05-2005, 00:30
I couldn't mention everybody but I did have you in mind. You are funny and informative. You are like my NS version of the Daily Show.
:fluffle:
you do have a tendency towards Spice Channel esque behavior.
Sumamba Buwhan
07-05-2005, 00:32
you do have a tendency towards Spice Channel esque behavior.

what is this spice channel that you speak of? Are you saying I watch too much TV? Cuz if you are... *shakes fist at the sky*
Legless Pirates
07-05-2005, 00:38
Tink's fluffle porn :p :fluffle:
Sumamba Buwhan
07-05-2005, 00:44
Tink's fluffle porn :p :fluffle:

^^ Legless is another favorite show of mine - Pirates, leglessness, drugs, sex - it's a winning combination.
Legless Pirates
07-05-2005, 00:46
^^ Legless is another favorite show of mine - Pirates, leglessness, drugs, sex - it's a winning combination.
yeah and speaking of that. I'm drunk and a wee little bit high now
New Foxxinnia
07-05-2005, 02:55
My TV show would be a game of Half-Life 2 played by some unseen person. The guy is in Ravenholm and everytime a headcrab is seen you hear a high-pitched, girlish scream, and then the headcrab is beaten to death with the crowbar.
Mt-Tau
07-05-2005, 02:57
Jesus saves. It would be like watching one of those televanglists that hit people. Good stuff!
Kejott
07-05-2005, 02:58
My TV show would be the adventures of Pootie Tang as he battles brutal enemies such as Dirty Dee and Bad Biddy. He would also encounter bad guys like Predators, Aliens, Terminators, and occasionally teams up with Robocop and Star Trek crews. The action would be a cross between The Matrix and the 60's Batman Show.
The Seperatist states
07-05-2005, 03:04
the hatful hatting haters of hatred, :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
CSW
07-05-2005, 03:06
Mine is "The trolls", a sort of game show where MKULTRA and JESUSSAVES go out onto the streets and try to provoke a responce from people. The person who gets more responces without being 'banned' by one of the police officers/moderators of the show wins.
Chellis
07-05-2005, 03:08
I dunno about favorite, but some would watch my program at least. The French need a channel where people constantly boast about them.
Vittos Ordination
07-05-2005, 03:14
My vaudeville act would not make it to television.
Tuesday Heights
07-05-2005, 03:15
If my life was a television show... it would probably be like a soap opera, because there's just so much unnecessary drama driving it!
Nimzonia
07-05-2005, 03:34
I watched the Myrth show once, but then I woke up the next day about 8pm with a headache, and one of my kidneys missing, and found I'd transferred all my money to a bank account in Panama. Also, I don't even remember what the show was about.
Potaria
07-05-2005, 03:40
Ah, yes, I can see it now: Potaria's Music and Party Hour.

I would travel the world in search of gigs and kick-ass parties. Would anybody watch it? Hmm... I dunno.
The Plutonian Empire
07-05-2005, 04:19
interesting thread... ;)
Sumamba Buwhan
07-05-2005, 05:28
mmy tv show is like that talk show i remember from back in the days of tech tv with whats his name with goofball stories/guests and useless facts and its lame and noone really likes it past its campyness
Australus
07-05-2005, 05:41
My television programme would be something of a cross between Meet the Press and the Japanese programme Matthew's Best Hit TV.
Branin
07-05-2005, 06:11
I didn't think faces like mine were allowed on TV :confused:
Monkeypimp
07-05-2005, 06:14
Mine would be a letterman-format show.
Patra Caesar
07-05-2005, 06:29
The Patra Caesar News Hour, I can see it now! :D
Today's PCN Headlines (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8825089) :D
Patra Caesar
07-05-2005, 06:31
I didn't think faces like mine were allowed on TV :confused:

You have a face for radio?
Cogitation
07-05-2005, 07:30
Cops
Bad boys! Bad boys! Watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when they come for you?

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Evil Woody Thoughts
07-05-2005, 07:39
Despite the fact that I post a lot more in II then General, I think my show would probably vaguely resemble a cross between Jerry Springer and Hardball. :D
Cannot think of a name
07-05-2005, 08:21
I couldn't mention everybody but I did have you in mind. You are funny and informative. You are like my NS version of the Daily Show.
:fluffle:
Ah, thanks man. Though if I'm the Daily Show I'm certianly the Craig Kilborn to Incertonia/Cat-Tribe/Zeppistan's Jon Stewart/Steven Colbert/Steve Correll (no order suggested).


When I worked for a record store we used to joke about the various shows that stared us. We figured that most of us got cancelled after some of the humour that you can only share with people you know are all on the same page.

I think of Bottle as a dissaffected Mr (Ms) Wizard wearing a safety pinned black dress and Docs dragging on a cigarette and starting every answer with "Are you serious?" Maybe that would be the name of her show. "Are You Serious?" and it wouldn't just be about science. I'd watch that show.
Haken Rider
07-05-2005, 15:44
My show would have been cancelled.

(I just wanted to be the first person to make that joke)
Couldn't they think of a name?

(I just wanted to be the first person to make that joke)