NationStates Jolt Archive


Virgins of the board...

Ruzzu
06-05-2005, 23:47
Curious is moi.
Neo-Anarchists
06-05-2005, 23:51
I don't believe I have ever had sex with a board.
Kejott
06-05-2005, 23:52
I'm a virgin because I've met THEEE perfect girl, but she wants to wait until marriage so basically that means I have to wait as well. If it wasn't for her, I'd be doin it all night long, naw mean? *nudge* :D
Ruzzu
06-05-2005, 23:53
You..smartass. :sniper:
Neo-Anarchists
06-05-2005, 23:55
You..smartass. :sniper:
Ah well, being called a smartass is greatly preferable to being called a dumbass.

Now I leave your thread and end my accidental threadjack.
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Fass
07-05-2005, 00:08
I'm a virgin because I've met THEEE perfect girl, but she wants to wait until marriage so basically that means I have to wait as well. If it wasn't for her, I'd be doin it all night long, naw mean? *nudge* :D

Aww, you poor, straight people. "Wait until marriage." Sad, really. :(
Free Soviets
07-05-2005, 00:15
Aww, you poor, straight people. "Wait until marriage." Sad, really. :(

its not straight people as a whole, you know. some of us would never dream of ruining the beauty of sex by connecting it to such low things as marriage.
Super-power
07-05-2005, 00:16
Waiting till marriage
Ice Hockey Players
07-05-2005, 00:29
Waiting for the right time, which might be marriage or might be sooner. Might be never; I don't know. I almost don't understand the whole concept of waiting until marriage; it seems like an arbitrary point to me. People who get married are already committed to one another before that...or they should be anyway. Once people are committed, they should be encouraged to have sex.
Invidentia
07-05-2005, 01:24
Waiting for the right time, which might be marriage or might be sooner. Might be never; I don't know. I almost don't understand the whole concept of waiting until marriage; it seems like an arbitrary point to me. People who get married are already committed to one another before that...or they should be anyway. Once people are committed, they should be encouraged to have sex.

its not an arbitrary point... marriage is the point at which you express (or are SUPPOSE to be expressing) solid commitment in your relationship.... sure before then there is some commitment.. but you could walk out on your girl friend/boyfirend anytime you want without a negative connotation prior to this... keeping marriage in the perspective which it should be so viewed.. ie.. religion Marriage is a binding unbreakable union. only when you mix the idea of the State into this does the value of marriage become lessened
Tuesday Heights
07-05-2005, 01:29
There are far more reasons that the four listed in the poll for people to be virgins, lol. Being ugly hardly constants as a valid reason for being a virgin. Just as Ron Jeremy. ;)
Upitatanium
07-05-2005, 01:35
You forgot "Mental Disorder" as an option.
Heiligkeit
07-05-2005, 01:36
I'm waiting until marriage.
Zouloukistan
07-05-2005, 02:14
I never had sex because I think I'm too young (I'm 14).
Heiligkeit
07-05-2005, 02:16
I never had sex because I think I'm too young (I'm 14).
I'm 13
Eutrusca
07-05-2005, 02:17
I don't believe I have ever had sex with a board.
Really??? Wow! And here I thought everyone had. I must be a tad kinker than I thought! :D
Ruzzu
07-05-2005, 02:27
Pfft, It doesn't matter how ugly Ron Jeremy is, the fact is, he's got a huge dong and he knows how to use it. And all he had to do to get ladies to notice him was drop his trosers.
The Shadow-Kai
07-05-2005, 02:40
I voted "ugly", but the truth is, the girls I am attracted to are also the kind who want to wait at least until they are in college before doing anything at least (currently a junior in high school). Not that I've had to many girlfriends anyway (just one six-month relationship), I suppose that's the price I pay for being the quiet type. Awsome, Kejott, btw.
Deleuze
07-05-2005, 02:43
I'm 13
In three years, you'll have changed your stance dramatically.
Heiligkeit
07-05-2005, 02:44
In three years, you'll have changed your stance dramatically.
Really? What happens?

*waits*
Deleuze
07-05-2005, 02:45
Really? What happens?

*waits*
The whole puberty/teenage thing really makes you think different on this one.
Ohwowabox
07-05-2005, 02:46
you grow hair everywhere and your face transforms into a pizza
Heiligkeit
07-05-2005, 02:47
Oh, ok. That's cool.

*Waits eagerly*
Heiligkeit
07-05-2005, 02:48
into a pizza
Already happened