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I was using a computer at uni a while back, then looked at the keyboard, and noticed....yep, a curly pubic hair. Eww. I thought that was probably a one-off occurence. Then, when at a public library searching for a book on one of the terminals...another pube. Eww. Now, I was somewhat amused and quite freaked out at the same time, so I did some searching. I conclude that public computers are riddled with pubic hair. So much so, that I doubt it is coincidence that the word public contains all the letters of pubic.

It's not just public computers though. I notice it everywhere. Friends houses, internet cafe's, wherever. They're taking over the world, I tells ya! *bounces around padded cell*

So, shake your keyboard upside down. Any pubic hair?

What should be done about this menace?

I failed to find any on my keyboard.

I failed to find any on my keyboard.

What about under it?

well while my particular 'board might not be infested, we do know they can walk and fly - so watch out! :eek:

i think we need some kind of anti-pube thingy... like "pube-u-like" :D

It's not just public computers though. I notice it everywhere. Friends houses, internet cafe's, wherever. They're taking over the world, I tells ya! *bounces around padded cell*

So, shake your keyboard upside down. Any pubic hair?

What should be done about this menace?

Woah...and I thought broken space bars were bad...

I'm rather glad to say I've never found pubic hairs on any computer.

i think we need some kind of anti-pube thingy... like "pube-u-like" :D

I propose compulsory DNA testing and forcing the offenders to shave. :p

What about under it?

nope :(

I'm sorry to hear that. Its pretty disgusting. Have you ever cleaned a keyboard? All that "dust" is mainly human skin cells.
How about when the keys are noticably tacky? Whats that-food? You know-when the center of the key is osrt of clean, but the rest of the key is darkened with some sort of residue?
Maybe public use computers could have that thin plastic shield over them-it could be cleaned or discarded and replaced. It would certainly preserve the life of the keyboard.

I didn't find any either. :(

So I donated one. :)

I didn't find any either. :(

So I donated one. :)
too much information deary



I only found 1 hair and it was blue, therefore it can only be from my head

*shudder* I'm glad I never experienced that.

How about when the keys are noticably tacky? Whats that-food? You know-when the center of the key is osrt of clean, but the rest of the key is darkened with some sort of residue?
i spilt orange juice on my keyboard the other day & now the spacebar hardly works:(:(

i press it once and it stays pushed in for ages.... and then does that which isannoying!:mad:

I'm sorry to hear that. Its pretty disgusting. Have you ever cleaned a keyboard? All that "dust" is mainly human skin cells.
How about when the keys are noticably tacky? Whats that-food? You know-when the center of the key is osrt of clean, but the rest of the key is darkened with some sort of residue?
Maybe public use computers could have that thin plastic shield over them-it could be cleaned or discarded and replaced. It would certainly preserve the life of the keyboard.

Oooh, that cover is a really good idea. And nah, I don't clean my keyboards. I throw them out when insects crawl out when I press the keys or fungus spores shoot out.

I do have hair inbetween the keys on my keyboard, but it's impossible to tell what kind :(

*anyway* everyone take note next time you use a public computer. I betcha you'll find some.

I didn't find any either. :(

So I donated one. :)

Good work, son. :D

can't you get those special keyboards that're flexible and waterproof so you can clean them

What should be done about this menace?
I assume that it would be rather extreme to get pubes their own computers.

Just how do pubic hairs get onto keyboards, anyway? I've never seen that happen, before (or I've never noticed). How do they get there? Diffusion?

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Just how do pubic hairs get onto keyboards, anyway? I've never seen that happen, before (or I've never noticed). How do they get there? Diffusion?

well they can walk and fly, but i'm sure its mainly its all down to a little thing called porn ;)


edit: public computer + porn = ewwwwwww :eek:

I assume that it would be rather extreme to get pubes their own computers.

Just how do pubic hairs get onto keyboards, anyway? I've never seen that happen, before (or I've never noticed). How do they get there? Diffusion?

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Hehe. If you give them one computer, they'll want them all! NEVAR!

I really have no idea how they get there, it's really quite odd. Or maybe I do have some idea, but i'll keep that thought in my head. Pay attention though...I didn't notice any until I saw the first. Now I see them on at least 1/3 of the public computers I use, and that's being conservative. :eek:

i bet the majority of them are from men having a quick scratch whilst typing

i bet the majority of them are from men having a quick scratch whilst typing

So why none on mine :confused:

i bet the majority of them are from men having a quick scratch whilst typing

Hey, it might not just be men having a quick scratch here.

So why none on mine :confused:

You're uh...bald? :p

Hey, it might not just be men having a quick scratch here.

well i only said majority and seriously, how many women do you see scratching in public? compared to the number of men, not many!

I couldn't find any pubic hair, sorry, only... er, facial hair?

well i only said majority and seriously, how many women do you see scratching in public? compared to the number of men, not many!

I...no, I probably shouldn't spread tales upon what a some Aussie women are like. :p

I...no, I probably shouldn't spread tales upon what a some Aussie women are like. :p
lol, well British women are far too polite for that sort of behaviour, at least the ones I know are! I've never seen a woman scratch herself in public, just men

*Puts Asbestos gloves on*

Nope
Wow this makes me think of the Whats in your keyboard thread.

1 White Hair
1 Quarter of a staple(Gets me wondering where the other quarter is)
7 Short Black Hairs
2 Dog Hairs
4 pieces of Fluff
17 Crumbs of Food larger than 3mm
34 Crumbs of Food around 1mm
2 minute flakes of paper

Last time i checked was 5 months ago!

Um... Did any of you happen to consider that what you think is a pube is actually just a common 'ol hair from a Black guy/gal?

Most people can't tell the difference from just one hair...

I've never found any hair in my keyboard, pubic or otherwise.

That's mainly because my keyboard is attached to my computer. I have a laptop.

On public computers, I use computers in schools where people do not leave their hair lying around. Unless they're in the drama class.

I must commend you on such a brillant topic. Sorry, but I had such an enjoyable laugh on this topic! I have not had a good laugh in a long time......few things on NS interest me. But this......brillant. It's so.....silly! I love it!

Well, I'm going to leave out the things that have been on my keyboard. *cringes* My poor keyboard has been through hell and back.

I must commend you on such a brillant topic. Sorry, but I had such an enjoyable laugh on this topic! I have not had a good laugh in a long time......few things on NS interest me. But this......brillant. It's so.....silly! I love it!

Well, I'm going to leave out the things that have been on my keyboard. *cringes* My poor keyboard has been through hell and back.You're right, LOL. I've seen some really silly topics on General, but this one is the silliest.

Um... Did any of you happen to consider that what you think is a pube is actually just a common 'ol hair from a Black guy/gal?

Most people can't tell the difference from just one hair...

Nah. That only applies if they have afro's. :p

I must commend you on such a brillant topic. Sorry, but I had such an enjoyable laugh on this topic! I have not had a good laugh in a long time......few things on NS interest me. But this......brillant. It's so.....silly! I love it!


You're quite welcome :D

So you ARE the guy that uses public computers after me

So you ARE the guy that uses public computers after me

Possibly. Are you a redhead?

Possibly. Are you a redhead?
I have been many colours

I have been many colours

I have to wonder. How exactly do you dye pubes?

I have to wonder. How exactly do you dye pubes?
mine spontaneously change

mine spontaneously change

Cool. Does it work according to moods? I mean, if your pubes are red, will I be able to tell what type of porn you were looking up?

mine spontaneously change
interesting....................I heard that peoples' eyebrows are the same colour as their pubes so do your eyebrows change colour spontaneously at the same time as your pubes?

Cool. Does it work according to moods? I mean, if your pubes are red, will I be able to tell what type of porn you were looking up?
possibly

interesting....................I heard that peoples' eyebrows are the same colour as their pubes so do your eyebrows change colour spontaneously at the same time as your pubes?
I cant see my eyebrows

I cant see my eyebrows
well get someone else to keep an eye on things, i need to know!

I heard that peoples' eyebrows are the same colour as their pubes

*checks* Nope, that's not true. :p

well get someone else to keep an eye on things, i need to know!
ill keep you informed soon as I find someone who wants to confirm the current colour of my pubes

*checks* Nope, that's not true. :p
*checks* yes it is!

ill keep you informed soon as I find someone who wants to confirm the current colour of my pubes
thanks

*checks* yes it is!
so your a brunette upstairs and down huh?

so your a brunette upstairs and down huh?
yep, i'd offer to prove it to you but i think it's best that i don't

yep, i'd offer to prove it to you but i think it's best that i don'twell you could but this probably isnt the place

well you could but this probably isnt the place
and i'm far too much of a lady

*checks* yes it is!

But I have brown/blonde hair. My pubes are darker.

:p

...It was probably just a curly hair..

Hell, I have wavy hair, but sometimes a strand ends up weirdly curled (I swear, I have like greek curls sometimes), and it breaks off and ends up looking like a pube.

and i'm far too much of a lady
come on tell the truth :p

But I have brown/blonde hair. My pubes are darker.

:p
well you're Australian, you don't count! crazy backwards people. You'll even out when you come to England

...It was probably just a curly hair..

Hell, I have wavy hair, but sometimes a strand ends up weirdly curled (I swear, I have like greek curls sometimes), and it breaks off and ends up looking like a pube.

No. I guarantee you they were pubes. Too short. And weirdly...crumpled...not curled...eww.

come on tell the truth :p
a lady always tells the truth!

a lady always tells the truth!
*cough*

well you're Australian, you don't count! crazy backwards people. You'll even out when you come to England

Must be the weather here. :p

Must be the weather here. :p
it is! the sunshine bleaches your hair a bit, if you walked around outside naked a bit more often your pubes would go the same colour as your hair

*cough*
*offers a throat lozenger*

it is! the sunshine bleaches your hair a bit, if you walked around outside naked a bit more often your pubes would go the same colour as your hair

But that doesn't make sense at all! I avoid the sun! :p

*offers a throat lozenger*

Why thankyou young lady

But that doesn't make sense at all! I avoid the sun! :p
you have to go out in it when you go to uni or work! and it shines in through your windows

you have to go out in it when you go to uni or work! and it shines in through your windows

Hmm. Well, maybe at uni, but then it's only a brief exposure until I can hide in a dark corner of a train. At work, I usually work nights, and my blinds are always closed. So therefore my pubes and eyebrows should rightly be the same colour, but they are not.

Why thankyou young lady

[sarcasm]
not a problem dearest, hope your cough gets better soon
/sarcasm]

Hmm. Well, maybe at uni, but then it's only a brief exposure until I can hide in a dark corner of a train. At work, I usually work nights, and my blinds are always closed. So therefore my pubes and eyebrows should rightly be the same colour, but they are not.
even a small amount of exposure to the fabulous Aussie sunshine is enough to make your hair lighter!

even a small amount of exposure to the fabulous Aussie sunshine is enough to make your hair lighter!

*shaves head*

HA! Lets see it change colour now! :D

*shaves head*

HA! Lets see it change colour now! :D
you're not as sexy now :(

you're not as sexy now :(
Thanks Kanabia

*offers a throat lozenger*

The word is lozenge.

It's a reference to a shape.

you're not as sexy now :(

I thought you liked Vin Diesel? :D

The word is lozenge.

It's a reference to a shape.
not in my world

not in my world

Your world is why we have Death Stars.

I thought you liked Vin Diesel? :D
do you have a body like Vin Diesel's?

Your world is why we have Death Stars.
not my problem

do you have a body like Vin Diesel's?

>.>

<.<

Yes.

not my problem

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:y-lv9V2a_1kJ:http://www.jedisaber.com/SW/wallpaper/death%2520star%2520firing.jpg

>.>

<.<

Yes.
oh............well in that case, you're still sexy

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:y-lv9V2a_1kJ:http://www.jedisaber.com/SW/wallpaper/death%2520star%2520firing.jpg
i'm nice and safe in my world, nobody can hurt me there

oh............well in that case, you're still sexy

Yay! *flexes*

My pubes and hair aren't the same colour :(

My pubes and hair aren't the same colour :(
well that's for the same reason as Kanabia's aren't

well that's for the same reason as Kanabia's aren't

We don't have this 'sun' thing in New Zealand.

We don't have this 'sun' thing in New Zealand.
liar, NZ is practically in Australia :rolleyes:

*checks* yes it is!
What they are Blue! :confused:

Mr President people ignore you anyway,,,,,,,,,,,.m./,.
Im not the President!
Then who is?
Santa?......................
We dont have this sunthing in NZ
Thats a lie Maui made the World have more Sun but Labour is trying to make it illegal!

Wow my Computer has a White Cat Hair!

What they are Blue! :confused:


no, but neither are my eyebrows :rolleyes:

no, but neither are my eyebrows :rolleyes:
But if your hair is blue and your mmmmmmmms are blue and they are the same colour as your eyelashes then surely they are blue too!

But of course you have already said you hair is brown so yeah!
What part of Ignore do you not understand?

But if your hair is blue and your mmmmmmmms are blue and they are the same colour as your eyelashes then surely they are blue too!

But of course you have already said you hair is blue so yeah!
What part of Ignore do you not understand?
no, my hair is blue, my eyebrows and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmms are brown

no, my hair is blue, my eyebrows and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmms are brown
Sorry when i said But of course you have already said you hair is blue so yeah!i meant Brown

You said you hair is brown!
and if thats the case then both your mmmmmmmms(that is so stupid)and eyelashes must be!

But if your HAir is indeed Blue then so are your coughpubescough and eyelashes!

Sorry when i said i meant Brown

You said you hair is brown!
and if thats the case then both your mmmmmmmms(that is so stupid)and eyelashes must be!

But if your HAir is indeed Blue then so are your coughpubescough and eyelashes!
naturally my hair is brown, but i dyed it so now it's blue, i did not however dye my eyebrows or coughpubescough

naturally my hair is brown, but i dyed it so now it's blue, i did not however dye my eyebrows or coughpubescough

Really i never would have guessed


But maybe you said hair and coughpubecough were the same colour?

Really i never would have guessed


But maybe you said hair and coughpubecough were the same colour?
no i didn't

no i didn't
are you sure?

are you sure?
yes

Well sorry TInk i guess we are both technicaly correct but i shall bow to you.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8830452&postcount=47

Well sorry TInk i guess we are both technicaly correct but i shall bow to you.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8830452&postcount=47
yeah, naturally i am, but like i said i dyed it

yeah, naturally i am, but like i said i dyed it
Ahh your so funny!
whats the time in Britain?

Ahh your so funny!
whats the time in Britain?
erm............thanks.......

it's just gone 11pm, i should go to bed soon

Remind me to never use a pub(l)ic computer... Yech.

I was using a computer at uni a while back, then looked at the keyboard, and noticed....yep, a curly pubic hair. Eww. I thought that was probably a one-off occurence. Then, when at a public library searching for a book on one of the terminals...another pube. Eww. Now, I was somewhat amused and quite freaked out at the same time, so I did some searching. I conclude that public computers are riddled with pubic hair. So much so, that I doubt it is coincidence that the word public contains all the letters of pubic.

It's not just public computers though. I notice it everywhere. Friends houses, internet cafe's, wherever. They're taking over the world, I tells ya! *bounces around padded cell*

So, shake your keyboard upside down. Any pubic hair?

What should be done about this menace?


Obvious solution. Everyone is required to shave.

Obvious solution. Everyone is required to shave.
You imply we dont already! :D :eek: :cool: :gundge: :headbang: :mad: :sniper: