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As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.
Are you talking about the Antichrist or that giant monster dude that's going to go around killing people during The Day of Judgement?

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.
1 year to go … and counting
I think I should use this as an excuse to quit work and start having all the sex I possibly can

Bah, VoteEarly's wacko prophecies were far more imaginative and entertaining.

1 year to go … and counting
I think I should use this as an excuse to quit work and start having all the sex I possibly can
seconded.

w00t we have a new JesusSaves! :p

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.

It's about damn time.

w00t we have a new JesusSaves! :p
Jesussaves was funnier … and vote early defiantly a better speech maker (more entertaining to me as well)

Jesussaves was funnier … and vote early defiantly a better speech maker (more entertaining to me as well)
mm thats true.

now where did HerPower get to? ;)

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.

Waah! I don't want to be come upon. :(

Are you talking about the Antichrist or that giant monster dude that's going to go around killing people during The Day of Judgement?Netheir the Antichrist nor a monster but something else. In 369 days it will rise to power. It will deceive the nations.

Ffc, why do you bother? Every thread I've seen you active in has just resulted in you being either shot down or mocked or both. Go find a Christian Chat room--you know, one of the ones where everyone in there has the exact same extremist opinions, and thus spends half their time preaching to the choir and the other half as a member of the choir for someone else.

mm thats true.

now where did HerPower get to? ;)
Don’t know … she was fun … but her alt spellings were annoying lol

Netheir the Antichrist nor a monster but something else. In 369 days it will rise to power. It will deceive the nations.

Lazy bugger if you ask me.

Ffc, why do you bother? Every thread I've seen you active in has just resulted in you being either shot down or mocked or both. Go find a Christian Chat room--you know, one of the ones where everyone in there has the exact same extremist opinions, and thus spends half their time preaching to the choir and the other half as a member of the choir for someone else.Why should i care about being mocked?

So it's going to happen on a specific day then? Any timezone? I'll tell you what, I'm in the earliest timezone so if anything happens just after midnight I'll jump on NS and warn you all..

Ffc, why do you bother? Every thread I've seen you active in has just resulted in you being either shot down or mocked or both. Go find a Christian Chat room--you know, one of the ones where everyone in there has the exact same extremist opinions, and thus spends half their time preaching to the choir and the other half as a member of the choir for someone else.
Oh PLEASE don't associate this guy with Christians. You embaress me! The bible doesn't give any kind of exact date for any end time stuff. This guy is just doing his own thing...

Netheir the Antichrist nor a monster but something else. In 369 days it will rise to power. It will deceive the nations.

I know! They called it Bush!

No....wait. We had that back then some 5 years ago.

MTV!

No....thats already been done to death.

AHA! I have it! They call it Microsoft Longhorn!

Hmmm, only a maybe.....

I know! Me! I will rise to power. And I will decieve all the nations right here on nationstates! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*cough*

For the time does not matter but it is the date and for those who are wise calculate the date of the beast but do not say it.

*shrugs* Hey, if you don't mind being mocked (though you didn't mention not minding being shot down), then by all means, continue. I'm just surprised at your perserverance, I suppose--the majority of those I've seen before whose posts are along the same lines as your quickly retreat to a board where everyone agrees with them (generally leaving the address, and welcoming others to join it, if they would like eternal salvation--something along those lines).

Oh PLEASE don't associate this guy with Christians. You embaress me! The bible doesn't give any kind of exact date for any end time stuff. This guy is just doing his own thing...But it gave us hints and i have studied these hints as i have said calculate the date of it.

But it gave us hints and i have studied these hints as i have said calculate the date of it.

So how exactly did you calculate it?

It's a secret, right? :)

But it gave us hints and i have studied these hints as i have said calculate the date of it.
You admitted to not even reading the full bible … I have my doubts in you as a biblical scholar

For the time does not matter but it is the date and for those who are wise calculate the date of the beast but do not say it.

Surely it would be 06/06/06? That would make it more than 369 days away (as you stated earlier), and would still mean I'll hit the date before you do.

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.

This would make some sense if Jesus hadn't already returned in the "Glory of God".

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.

Ermmm ... no ... I showed up last year.

I'm sorry i have to tell you that Apocalypse has been rescheduled for the year 5,000,000,000 AD. :D

Oh PLEASE don't associate this guy with Christians. You embaress me! The bible doesn't give any kind of exact date for any end time stuff. This guy is just doing his own thing...

Well, he is, isn't he? A fundamentalist and extremist, certainly, but he is. All groups have their extremists, no reason for you to be embarrassed.

So how exactly did you calculate it?

It's a secret, right? :)As i said add the days of the beast for the wise but awnser the fools not the awnser.

Ermmm ... no ... I showed up last year.

Curses! Foiled by an even earlier person.

oh I get it the day of the beast. 6/6/6. hahaha. thanks man. you saved me from eternal damnation.

but seriously, wouldn't he have already come upon people? I don't remember the number of the beast being 662006. or 661906, 661806, 661706, and so forth.

but lets say he does. are you telling me and expecting me to believe this beast of burden comes about every 100 years to do great evils and dastardly deeds never mentioned in history books?

sounds like professor chaos should stop rising every 100 years to switch my soup at bennigans.

As i said add the days of the beast for the wise but awnser the fools not the awnser.

What's that 'beast' anyways? I always thought it was a giant hippo...

As i said add the days of the beast for the wise but awnser the fools not the awnser.

I must write that one down.

As i said add the days of the beast for the wise but awnser the fools not the awnser.
You did not answer the question

As i said add the days of the beast for the wise but awnser the fools not the awnser.

Shut up

Why?

You know, Yeats did it better with "The Second Coming"

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all convictions, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

I mean, if you're going to be a doomsday addict, at least put it in some sort of form.

Oh, I got it! Changed my mind--

Ffc, you're in college, aren't you? And everytime you get drunk or stoned or whatever, you decide that it would be amusing to post this kind of nonsense and see how long you can keep people talking about it! Which explains why you don't mind being shot down or mocked (and also goes a long way to explain your spelling and grammatical errors).

Hell, maybe you live down the hall from me, I know some guys who'd find all of this amusing.

Well! Glad that's cleared up. Good luck on your finals!

but seriously, wouldn't he have already come upon people?

Goodness, I hope he used a tissue!

But it gave us hints and i have studied these hints as i have said calculate the date of it.
So, you know the exact time that the bridegroom returns? I think you missed the portion that says "No one knows when that day or time will be, not the angels in heaven, not even the Son. Only the Father knows." Mat. 24:36, and in Mark 13:32 and then Mat. continues with
" 37 When the Son of Man comes, it will be like what happened during Noah's time. 38 In those days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving their children to be married, until the day Noah entered the boat. 39 They knew nothing about what was happening until the flood came and destroyed them. It will be the same when the Son of Man comes. 40 Two men will be in the field. One will be taken, and the other will be left. 41 Two women will be grinding grain with a mill. One will be taken, and the other will be left. 42 "So always be ready, because you don't know the day your Lord will come. 43 Remember this: If the owner of the house knew what time of night a thief was coming, the owner would watch and not let the thief break in. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at a time you don't expect him."
Do you know what not even the Son knows? Do you know when Christ will return, and when the 'end times' begin?... please don't mock the faith.

Why?

You know, people have 'predicted' Apocalypse over and over again during the past 2000 years. It didn't happen. What makes you think you're right? Those people were at least as... ummm.... "faithful" ... as you.

As i said add the days of the beast for the wise but awnser the fools not the awnser.

That's ridiculous. I'm assuming you mean 06/06/06? If so, why didn't the beast arrive on the 6th of June 1006? I mean, that date was also 06/06/06.

I must fortify myself! :sniper: :mp5: :eek:

I have given my warning.

I have given my warning.
And we have rejected it

That's ridiculous. I'm assuming you mean 06/06/06? If so, why didn't the beast arrive on the 6th of June 1006? I mean, that date was also 06/06/06.

Conflicting dental appointment. When you're a slavering, grim-toothed beast from the whore-strewn bowles of the netherworld, keeping your teeth clean is very important.

:headbang: i need better weaponry! :gundge: :gundge:

So, you know the exact time that the bridegroom returns? I think you missed the portion that says "No one knows when that day or time will be, not the angels in heaven, not even the Son. Only the Father knows." Mat. 24:36, and in Mark 13:32 and then Mat. continues with
" 37 When the Son of Man comes, it will be like what happened during Noah's time. 38 In those days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving their children to be married, until the day Noah entered the boat. 39 They knew nothing about what was happening until the flood came and destroyed them. It will be the same when the Son of Man comes. 40 Two men will be in the field. One will be taken, and the other will be left. 41 Two women will be grinding grain with a mill. One will be taken, and the other will be left. 42 "So always be ready, because you don't know the day your Lord will come. 43 Remember this: If the owner of the house knew what time of night a thief was coming, the owner would watch and not let the thief break in. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at a time you don't expect him."
Do you know what not even the Son knows? Do you know when Christ will return, and when the 'end times' begin?... please don't mock the faith.
I did not say i know when Jesus will return i know the day when evil will arise.

I have given my warning.

Fair enough. You've given me plenty of prior warning to organise an 'apocalypse party'.

Actually I really hope that my timezone theory is true.


You can start bribing me now to hold a good spot in heaven for you when I'm one of the first to be processed and get there :D Those of you in the western US (who will arrive after most of the rest of the world) take note..

*claps* Got this one onto a fourth page, congratulations!

Fair enough. You've given me plenty of prior warning to organise an 'apocalypse party'. I'll bring the pizza!

Conflicting dental appointment. When you're a slavering, grim-toothed beast from the whore-strewn bowles of the netherworld, keeping your teeth clean is very important.But you will not recognize the beast but i do know when it is coming

I have given my warning.

Quick question, why did you have to ruin the suprise again?

I did not say i know when Jesus will return i know the day when evil will arise.
Could you elaborate on this evil?

But you will not recognize the beast but i do know when it is coming
I think your the beast

I did not say i know when Jesus will return i know the day when evil will arise.

LOL. What makes you think it's not already here? You know, there are some conspirathyists on the web that say that the internet is the beast. Get this:

Because the letter "W" (or it's hebrew equivalent) is the sixth letter of the hebrew alphabet.

WWW = 666

So what, the internet is the Beast. Don't you agree? :fluffle:

Ronald McDonald will show his true form...

I think your the beast

Naw, he's just bored.

*claps* Got this one onto a fourth page, congratulations!

It's the second page here, I have it set to 40 replies a page.

As i said add the days of the beast for the wise but awnser the fools not the awnser.

Looking over this sentence, I think it needs a bit of analysis.
Right, we have an order: 'add the days of the beast'. Or is the order: 'add the days of the beast for the wise'?
If the first was true, then the second part of the sentence would be 'for the wise but [answer] the fools not the [answer]. So the wise only answer the fools, they do not answer the answer.
If the second was true, then the second part would be 'but answer the fools not the answer', another order.
So, this is either saying that he wants us to add the days of the beast, for the reason that the wise only answer fools, they don't answer answers????
OR that he wants us to add the days of the beast for the wise (???), but also to answer the fools, and not answer the answer????
Ffc2, could you please say which it is?

LOL. What makes you think it's not already here? You know, there are some conspirathyists on the web that say that the internet is the beast. Get this:

Because the letter "W" (or it's hebrew equivalent) is the sixth letter of the hebrew alphabet.

WWW = 666

So what, the internet is the Beast. Don't you agree? :fluffle:

Oh god Skynet......

It's the second page here, I have it set to 40 replies a page.

Good point. Still the same number of replies, though, which is the real measure.

I have received my earthly gifts to use and they will be given to there owner my gift will make you not believe me until your due times

stupid people, ronald mcdonald is the devil and barney is his alter ego!

I have received my earthly gifts to use and they will be given to there owner my gift will make you not believe me until your due times
You are not making sense again

I have received my earthly gifts to use and they will be given to there owner my gift will make you not believe me until your due times

Translation:
I really should be working on my final paper for psychology, but I'm too out of it to string even a single sentence together coherently.

Looking over this sentence, I think it needs a bit of analysis.
Right, we have an order: 'add the days of the beast'. Or is the order: 'add the days of the beast for the wise'?
If the first was true, then the second part of the sentence would be 'for the wise but [answer] the fools not the [answer]. So the wise only answer the fools, they do not answer the answer.
If the second was true, then the second part would be 'but answer the fools not the answer', another order.
So, this is either saying that he wants us to add the days of the beast, for the reason that the wise only answer fools, they don't answer answers????
OR that he wants us to add the days of the beast for the wise (???), but also to answer the fools, and not answer the answer????
Ffc2, could you please say which it is?As i said the wise will know but awnser not to the fools

OH! Dont you know, the world was supposed to end Yesterday?


Hmm...Nostradamus was wrong again. Ill have to look into that, maybe reclaim my life Savings! :)

Conflicting dental appointment. When you're a slavering, grim-toothed beast from the whore-strewn bowles of the netherworld, keeping your teeth clean is very important.

I guess it's understandable that Lucifer wants to avoid annoying the dentist. It's hard enough to find a good dentist, especially one willing to pick the remains of tormented souls from between your serrated fangs.

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.
That's what you people have been saying since your religion was founded. Give it a rest.

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.
i'm a christian, and i believe everything u say, except that bit about in one year....what makes u think that? Jesus said in Matthew that He would come like a thief in the night, and that we cannot know the hour of His coming. so why so certain?

As i said the wise will know but awnser not to the fools

Translation:
Um...yeah...um...gimme a minute to think of something new to say!

I have received my earthly gifts to use and they will be given to there owner my gift will make you not believe me until your due times

Another sentence to analyse! You have received your earthly gifts, and they will be given to their owner. That suggests that they are not currently in the hands of their owner, and since you have them then they are not yours. So you have some earthly gifts that aren't yours.
Next, your gift will make us not believe you until our due times? So we could believe you if it wasn't for this gift? Is this the same gift that isn't actually yours?

or maybe... the toilets are demons who will rise up aginst us

I have received my earthly gifts to use and they will be given to there owner my gift will make you not believe me until your due times

In all seriousness I don't believe that would be what one would call a gift persay, more a hinderance. I mean seriously why would it matter if people believed the end was comming instead of not believing it comming since it affects the outcome in no way whatsoever.

Oh god Skynet......

Yep, it's the rapture of the nerds. Wait for the technological singularity. Wait for the arrival of the Matrix... :)

As i said the wise will know but awnser not to the fools

Ok, thank you. That wasn't what you originally said, so thank you for clarifying.

But you will not recognize the beast but i do know when it is coming

Yes, you and about a million other crackpots with a desperate unhappiness towards life always seem to have some sort of prophetic hotline direct to God. And yet, the world still continues to turn on it's axis while doomsayers from the past slowly rot in their graves. This convinces me that perhaps they were not God's favorite after all.

Honestly, I just spoke with God last night and he said nothing about this.

i'm a christian, and i believe everything u say, except that bit about in one year....what makes u think that? Jesus said in Matthew that He would come like a thief in the night, and that we cannot know the hour of His coming. so why so certain?But Jesus said that i am refereing to something of satan himself

I have given my warning.

Can you say TROLL? :sniper:

Why is it that Christins always have the darnest habit of not speeling thngs corectly? :p

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But Jesus said that i am refereing to something of satan himself

Translation:
*to roommates* Hey, guys! Come over and look at this! What if I bring up satan? Now all the people who think I'm serious will start talking about him! This is fun!

Why is it that Christins always have the darnest habit of not speeling thngs corectly? :p

Because we will not allow our faith to be shackled by the rules of earthly grammar!

GANDALF! He must be the beast! He performs magical signs, and everybody was convinced that he was God! GANDLAF=SATAN! :)

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.

Who predicted this? The prophets? Where did you get this and why next year????? What is your source?

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.

Incidently, the prophets have also stated that I will laugh at you on Januray 1, 2007. Be prepared.

Translation:
*to roommates* Hey, guys! Come over and look at this! What if I bring up satan? Now all the people who think I'm serious will start talking about him! This is fun!Ironic how you chose that name yet you make fun of people of Religion

As i said the wise will know but awnser not to the fools

But you said how many days it is until it happens. Doesn't that count as 'answering to the fools'?

Because we will not allow our faith to be shackled by the rules of earthly grammar!


Point taken. Does that mean you think grammar is the beast incarnate? :eek:

Ironic how you chose that name yet you make fun of people of Religion

No one is making fun of people of religion. I, for one, am very religious. We're making fun of people with delusions of importance. The two are not the same thing...well, usually not the same thing...well, sometimes there is a difference.

I HAVE IT.... A new Gopdzilla movie is comming out next year.

Point taken. Does that mean you think grammar is the beast incarnate? :eek:

Well, perhaps not the beast itself, but it's definitely in his calling circle.

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.

Good for it. Anyone elce up for some tacos? :)

Ironic how you chose that name yet you make fun of people of Religion

Religious *Liberty*, keep in mind. I don't stress the respect of each individual view, but rather the right to have any view, no matter how ridiculous others may think it is. You're perfectly allowed to believe (or simply profess to believe) anything you want (as long as it doesn't cause harm to others), I've got no problem with that. Similarly, you can spend all the time you want trying to convince others that what you're saying is correct. But the other side of the coin is that I have every right to mock your stated opinions--just as you have every right to mock mine. As long as the verbal sparring doesn't cause harm (ie. become the equivalent of shouting "fire" in a crowded building), there's no problem with it.

Ironic how you chose that name yet you make fun of people of Religion

Making fun of, and restricting the ability to practice are two different things.

Good for it. Anyone elce up for some tacos? :)

Mmmmm, Tacos Of The Beast...

Thank you, New Sans.

And I almost forgot!

Ironic how you chose that name yet you make fun of people of Religion

Translation:
Damn! This guy figured me out! Gotta get rid of him somehow...

Good for it. Anyone else up for some tacos? :)



Sweet. Count me in on the tacos.

Good, I hope the end comes soon. More foolish souls to feed to the worm when they fall in towards The Nineth Gate.

All shall inquire before the master. >: D

Hmmm... i think FFc2 may actually be the beast...

F=6
F=6
C=3*2=6

-> Ffc2 = 666

:D

Well, perhaps not the beast itself, but it's definitely in his calling circle.


Oo OO! Look, I can be a fundamentalist!


Where is your evidence, young man?? ;) ;)

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.
If it doesn't arrive next year what will you do?

Mmmmm, Tacos Of The Beast...

Hmmmm. Taco Beast = Taco Bell. Taco Bell is owned by Pepsi... Pepsi has that Ying and yang symbol on it.......

Damn I cant think where else to take that thought

Netheir the Antichrist nor a monster but something else. In 369 days it will rise to power. It will deceive the nations.
You're late. Bush has already been reelected.

Hmmm... i think FFc2 may actually be the beast...

F=6
F=6
C=3*2=6

-> Ffc2 = 666

:D
Damn you Ffc2! It was my place to lead Hell's army! What with the black magicks and the swaying of emotionaly unstable Christians.. >: \

Hmmmm. Taco Beast = Taco Bell. Taco Bell is owned by Pepsi... Pepsi has that Ying and yang symbol on it.......

Damn I cant think where else to take that thought


Pepsi is all that is good and evil in the world! Worship Pepsi!

You're late. Bush has already been reelected.


Ill stick with my theory that on November 10th, 2008, Bush will begin the apocalypse. Of course, it could be in '07, cause thatll be 7 years since he got elected...but thats too much religious thought for me.

Oo OO! Look, I can be a fundamentalist!


Where is your evidence, young man?? ;) ;)

If you look very closely at the commercial from a worldwide mobile phone service provider, the one where different couples accuse one another of making excessive phone calls, then you shall see the truth. At the very end, there is a brief flash of The Beast in bed with an individual identified by the name sticker reading "Hi My Name Is Grammar". They've obviously just finished an exhausting and sweaty session of Mythological-Personification-on-Linguistic-Concept action and are now reviewing their monthly bills, as such entities are wont to do. The Beast, adjusting his reading specticles, scans the mobil phone bill, pauses momentarily at a charge, waits for the room to dim and become suitable ominous, then points at the charge, looks at Grammar, and says, "THOU!?!"

Now, it's very fast, so you have to tape the commercial and play it back frame by frame. Also, copious amounts of pot help with resolution.

BUT IT'S ALL THERE FOR THOSE WHO WOULD KNOW THE TRUTH!

Mmmmm, Tacos Of The Beast...

Welcome to Taco Hell, can I take your order?

I will have 666 tacos please.....

:D

Remember what i said i will depart now remember my prediction.

Hmmm... i think FFc2 may actually be the beast...

F=6
F=6
C=3*2=6

-> Ffc2 = 666

:D
That's all the proof I need.

Ill stick with my theory that on November 10th, 2008, Bush will begin the apocalypse. Of course, it could be in '07, cause thatll be 7 years since he got elected...but thats too much religious thought for me.

Do you mean "begin" or "continue"?

Pepsi is all that is good and evil in the world! Worship Pepsi!

Now the rumor mill says that Mc Donalds is dropping Coke and going to start serving Pepsi.

Horseman 1 Pepsi
Horseman 2 Mc Donalds
Horseman 3 ?
Horseman 4 ?

Remember what i said i will depart now remember my prediction.

Translation:
He didn't stop revealing the truth about me... Oh well, I'll try again some other day.

Remember what i said i will depart now remember my prediction.

Yes. All right. Thank you for coming. Would you like to take some cake with you?

Translation:
He didn't stop revealing the truth about me... Oh well, I'll try again some other day.Just remember what I have said

Remember what i said i will depart now remember my prediction.

Thank you obi-wan-kenobi, you may have saved us all.

Just remember what I have said

Translation:
Maybe if I respond indirectly to his accusation by quoting it and then ignoring it, people will think it's not true?

Do you mean "begin" or "continue"?

Oh zing!

Good one..lol

Just remember what I have said


How many days do I have if I live in California?

Translation:
Maybe if I respond indirectly to his accusation by quoting it and then ignoring it, people will think it's not true?So if you are religous why do you insult me?

Just remember what I have said

Ladies and Gentlemen, lets all give a big round of applause to Religious NutJob! He'll be performing on May 12th at the Babylon Prophesy Lounge and Hot Wing Hut, so be sure to tell your friends. Remember folks, you only have a year to catch his sizzling act!

Up next, give a big hand to Crazy Cat Woman Susan and her Amazing Prophetic Pussy!

Now the rumor mill says that Mc Donalds is dropping Coke and going to start serving Pepsi.

Horseman 1 Pepsi
Horseman 2 Mc Donalds
Horseman 3 ?
Horseman 4 ?

Horseman 3: Pottery Barn
Horseman 4: Paris Hilton

So if you are religous why do you insult me?

Translation:
*looks at watch* *thinks: I've still got some time before my exam.*
This'll get him to respond more--I'll conveniently ignore the previous responses to the idea of him insulting me, and make him explain it again.

My response:
I already explained this, as did I believe two others independently. Look a few pages back and you'll see the post, I'm sure.

So if you are religous why do you insult me?

Wait so you can't be religious and insult someone now??? You lost me here because plenty of people can be religious and insult the hell out of anyone.

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.

No, I'm here already.

Well! That was fun. Now back to my take home physics exam.

I am also a Christian but are you one of those prophets that go around in the nude except waeing a large sign over you shoulders that say's " The end is near". We see those in Laritia all the time. but I expect that I will be dead before the beast arrives.

But you will not recognize the beast but i do know when it is coming
Kid, Cthulhu is very recognizable. He also won't arise until at least the year 5000.

Are we talking about the Rapture? What a bunch of hooey.

For the time does not matter but it is the date and for those who are wise calculate the date of the beast but do not say it.


Oh, I would suppose the sixth day of the sixth month in the sixth year of the decade....

If I'm not mistaken, that's come about 200 times since Christ.

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.
I sooo hope you're still here on NS next year, so we can hold you to your word here.

Oh, I would suppose the sixth day of the sixth month in the sixth year of the decade....

If I'm not mistaken, that's come about 200 times since Christ.But now they seem to think that 616 is the number of the beast (http://www.churchtimes.co.uk/80256FA1003E05C1/httpPublicPages/C4299C07F696595980256FF8003F7B3A?opendocument").

Man... undoing that tattoo's going to hurt. :D

Ooooh, yeah.... 6/6/06, right?

Heh, that's when my boyfriend graduates.

We're all gonna diiiiiiiiiiie!

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Stop spamming.

Ok folks, just a general heads up -- disagree with the guy all you like, but I don't want to see insults flying back and forth.

I have received my earthly gifts to use and they will be given to there owner my gift will make you not believe me until your due times

So, what I believe is determined by your gifts. So, gee, maybe I really wanted to be a religious guy, but your gifts prevented me from believing.
Thanks a lot, now I have to sit in Hell between Jimi Hendrix and Aristotle for all time, instead of being up in Heaven with Oral Roberts and Torquemada. Thanks, pal. No, really, thanks.

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.

6/6/2006?

why not 6/6/3006? We could have another thousand years to party and have a lot of sex, and you'd just be providing a big anticlimax so's nobody would beleive the doomsayers next time. Ever think of that?

why am i taking this even semi-seriously?

As is has been predicted by the prophets the day of the beast is coming upon us and when it comes to power it will deceive many. The beast will arive as predicted next year.

It's about time something other than terrorism happened around the world.