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This is my final attempt to create a mock-government in general. Just makes up your own parties and each party will run three candidates each. Elections will be held the 12th of May.

This is my final attempt to create a mock-government in general.

Aren't our actual governments not mockery enough?

Aren't our actual governments not mockery enough?
Point made.
*explodes*

This is my final attempt to create a mock-government in general. Just makes up your own parties and each party will run three candidates each. Elections will be held the 12th of May.
I dont get it???

Do I just make my own parties and then what?

I dont get it???

Do I just make my own parties and then what?
Run for these offices:

President (and Vice President)
Secretary of Spam and Flame
Secretary of Role Playing
And for there will be an assembly of seven people who will represent the other general posters in the General Assemply which is headed by the President.

I want to be a part of this. I don't know how well a liberal capitalist will fit in to any parties that get set up on here.

I want to be a part of this. I don't know how well a liberal capitalist will fit in to any parties that get set up on here.
What are you running for?

What are you running for?

Hell, I don't know, I wouldn't get any of them.

I would like to announce the formation of the 'n00bs First Party', and my intention to run for President under its banner.

CANDIDATES AND PARTIES
n00bs First Party- JRV is the candidate for president.
Nexus Party- (my party) Kervoskia is the candidate for president
Libertarian Party- El Presidente is the candidate for President
Iron Party- Deluze is the candidate for president

:rolleyes: Libertarian party

Presidential canidate - El Presidente

Vice President - :mad: <- (that guy)

no other canidates

"freedom first, @#$%" party slogan!
sry bout profanity :rolleyes:

:cool: says vote or die! (our partys official rapper)

Won't somebody please think of the children!

oh and im el presidente and :mad: s is just to carry
the votes in my favor ... opps did I say that!?

Irony Party - we think things are funny.
President - Deleuze
Others, if elected, will be given names. Until now, they have numbers a, b, c, and other corresponding numbers.

oh and im el presidente and :mad: s is just to carry
the votes in my favor ... opps did I say that!?
Okay.

numbers ab and c and other corrosponding numbers ??? :headbang: :headbang:

just wana point that out
\dont vote for him ;)

The Abort Everyone Party

Running for: President.

We are:

against abortion, but for killing babies.
for aborting everyone.
contradictory positions.
against human emotion
for mandatory death sentences
for the establishment of a Satanic government
for life, liberty, and property
against fraternity and equality
against communism
for bombing the rainforest

nice

numbers ab and c and other corrosponding numbers ??? :headbang: :headbang:

just wana point that out
\dont vote for him ;)
You clearly miss the point. My candidacy is designed to be non-sensical. Vote for us to not vote for us.

CANDIDATES AND PARTIES
>n00bs First Party- for president.
>Nexus Party- (my party) Kervoskia for president
>Libertarian Party- El Presidente for President
>Iron Party- Deluze for president
>Abort Everyone Party- New Genoa for president and Vittos Ordination for Secretary of Spam and flame.
>Anarchist Party- Kanabia for President

You clearly miss the point. My candidacy is designed to be non-sensical. Vote for us to not vote for us.

If we win, these will be the first to be aborted!!!

Call now and get a free rhino horn laced with Jesusfish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And we'll give you a pentagram.

fuck authority.

You clearly miss the point. My candidacy is designed to be non-sensical. Vote for us to not vote for us.

I find you completely reprehensible. I shall give you my full support, scumbag. I will work hard to defeat you whilst praying for your victory!

tsk. tsk. tsk.

since my party is about justice and I had to remove my profanity you, my wako friend, must remove yours :rolleyes:

We will embrace tyranny as a cause and a creed. I am committed to destroying not only the good work of charity, but the values that are necessary to achieve world peace and lasting order.

tsk. tsk. tsk.

since my party is about justice and I had to remove my profanity you, my wako friend, must remove yours :rolleyes:

We support the excessive use of profanity in all cases, especially at funerals.

The Abort Everyone Party

Running for: President.

We are:

against abortion, but for killing babies.
for aborting everyone.
contradictory positions.
against human emotion
for mandatory death sentences
for the establishment of a Satanic government
for life, liberty, and property
against fraternity and equality
against communism
for bombing the rainforest

Oooohh, I want to be a part of the abort party. I would much rather be an aborter than an abortee.

Think of the children! :p :sniper:

Think of the children! :p :sniper:

That's my election line! :p

Oooohh, I want to be a part of the abort party. I would much rather be an aborter than an abortee.
What will you run for?

If we win, these will be the first to be aborted!!!

Call now and get a free rhino horn laced with Jesusfish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And we'll give you a pentagram.

fuck authority.
Our anti-victory will result in the non-destruction of these's babble.

What will you run for?

Secretary of Spam and Flame, I suppose. I have no tolerance for it, unless it is extremely funny. Disagree with my taste in humor and prepare to be aborted.

That is if New Genoa will support my candidacy.

Secretary of Spam and Flame, I suppose. I have no tolerance for it, unless it is extremely funny. Disagree with my taste in humor and prepare to be aborted.

That is if New Genoa will support my candidacy.
You'd win because no one else is running for that.

Secretary of Spam and Flame, I suppose. I have no tolerance for it, unless it is extremely funny. Disagree with my taste in humor and prepare to be aborted.

That is if New Genoa will support my candidacy.

Only if you pledge your allegiance to the Empire.

My puppet canidate, :mad: will run for flame and spam, just to piss you off

My puppet canidate, :mad: will run for flame and spam, just to piss you off

No it won't.

why not? :mad:

Only if you pledge your allegiance to the Empire.

I am only in this for the aborting.

*stabs baby*

The Anarchist Party.

Heheheheh. :p

Aren't our actual governments not mockery enough?

You miss the point. Government is not about governing, it is, in fact, a performance art wherein everone plays a role.

And it does it's job very well.

Anarchist\liberitarian, like, uh, same dif, duh! ;)

Remember, fools, Vote Libertarian party!

more Rights than you need!
more need of your rights!

You miss the point. Government is not about governing, it is, in fact, a performance art wherein everone plays a role.

And it does it's job very well.

well than who does the governing?

I'm joining the Abort Party! Let's come up with a motto, a flag, a candidate and a black list of people we're going to visit in the middle of the night!

CANDIDATES AND PARTIES
>n00bs First Party- for president.
>Nexus Party- (my party) Kervoskia for president
>Libertarian Party- El Presidente for President
>Iron Party- Deluze for president
>Abort Everyone Party- New Genoa for president and Vittos Ordination for Secretary of Spam and flame.
>Anarchist Party- Kanabia for President

Run for these offices:

President (and Vice President)
Secretary of Spam and Flame
Secretary of Role Playing
And for there will be an assembly of seven people who will represent the other general posters in the General Assemply which is headed by the President.
Sign me up as an assembly rep. then.

I hereby establish the Bastard General Party from Hell, dedicated to the worship of Rep Sed, Bastard Mod from Hell.

I am running for President. Vote for me, or you shall be sacrificed most bloodily. :mad:

CANDIDATES AND PARTIES
>n00bs First Party- for president.
>Nexus Party- (my party) Kervoskia for president
>Libertarian Party- El Presidente for President
>Iron Party- Deluze for president
>Abort Everyone Party- New Genoa for president and Vittos Ordination for Secretary of Spam and flame.
>Anarchist Party- Kanabia for President
>Independents- North Island for the General Assembly
>Bastard General Party from Hell- Mentholyptus for president
> Panty Party Party- Texan Hotrodders for president

Independents-How did you know???? :)

I will run for President under the Panty Party Party banner.

I will run for president under the Libertarian Gundam Pilots (LGP)

It is with a great sense of responsability that I accept victory. Thankyou, thankyou.

It is with a great sense of responsability that I accept victory. Thankyou, thankyou.
Oh no you don't!

Oh no you don't!

Oh you're too kind. But I really must thankyou, and all my supporters. We worked long and hard on the campaign to get the message of fear and hatred across. I now hereby declare this thread a dictatorship. Where's my cap?

This is my final attempt to create a mock-government in general. Just makes up your own parties and each party will run three candidates each. Elections will be held the 12th of May.

i'll make a party! the democratic totalitarian party of the nationstates general forum.
i'll probably not get more than 1 person though...

i'll make a party! the democratic totalitarian party of the nationstates general forum.
i'll probably not get more than 1 person though...
Voting starts now.

Voting starts now.

No it doesn't. I canceled voting.

No it doesn't. I canceled voting.
You have no votes in the poll.

You have no votes in the poll.

That's because I canceled voting.

That's because I canceled voting.
Megh.

:d

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