Once and for all
Peaceful Wiccans
05-05-2005, 22:21
OK. So I want to settle this once and for all. Is or Isn't Ozzy the coolest guy of all time? I say yes!
Suicidal Librarians
05-05-2005, 22:27
No.
Peaceful Wiccans
05-05-2005, 22:28
Why Not?
Vittos Ordination
05-05-2005, 22:29
Ozzy wasn't even a good musician. And I guarantee I wouldn't enjoy just hanging out with him.
Nope. John Lydon (aka Johnny Rotten) is much cooler, and he actually means what he says. Plus, everything he's written has meant something.
Peaceful Wiccans
05-05-2005, 22:30
OK, I admit that he's not as cool as he used to be. With Sabbath, he was one of the greatest singers of all time! I don't even CARE if he's a Christain.
Wait a minute, he's a Christian? Doesn't that sort of contradict everything he's done, and continues to do?
Peaceful Wiccans
05-05-2005, 22:38
Not exactly. When you listen to his music, such as Sabbath's War Pigs, You have to have a sense of irony.
Not exactly. When you listen to his music, such as Sabbath's War Pigs, You have to have a sense of irony.
Ah, so it's that way.
The coolest guy of all time is actually Pootie Tang.
The coolest guy of all time is actually Pootie Tang.
You may be right...!
Shadowstorm Imperium
05-05-2005, 22:51
Ozzy Osbourne has made some good music, but I wouldn't say that qualifies someone as coolest guy ever.
You may be right...!
I AM right because who else do you know who can make a song with nothing but silence and make it to the number one spot and be considered one of the greatest hits of all time? Nobody but Pootie Tang.
Naturality
05-05-2005, 23:35
What the hell is Pootie Tang? Like Poon-tang?
What the hell is Pootie Tang? Like Poon-tang?
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Naturality
05-05-2005, 23:51
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258038/
ahh .. ok a 2001 movie.
German Nightmare
06-05-2005, 00:43
He definitely should run for president!
Only problem is that he is a British native and the U.S. laws must be changed for him to become President. But then, again, you're already on your way to change'em to make the Terminator President.
Ozzy... Reminds me of my last flight back from the States to Germany:
I was wearing one of my newly-purchased Ozzy T-Shirts over my favorite hooded-sweater (all black, of course) when I wanted to check in.
The security people adressed me as "Hey, Ozzy, come over here - special security check for you!"
I should have answered "I'm the fucking Prince of Darkness: I don't need no fucking security check!" - but since I'm not Ozzy...
Anyway, I had to take off my shoes (not my fault, suckas!) and the sweater/T-shirt to get them all X-rayed and I was standing in line with a bunch of carpet-flyers as the only white person -
Come to think of it: I don't wanna be treated like a criminal and have my finger prints taken just to enter a country - so, bye bye fascist U.S. - welcome to Canada (or Mexico)! (As if a fingerprint would have done anything to prevent the 9/11 attack...)
Final words? Ozzy rules and should be appointed supreme ruler of the colonies by HRH Queen E.II!!!
German Nightmare
06-05-2005, 00:44
Ozzy wasn't even a good musician. And I guarantee I wouldn't enjoy just hanging out with him.
WHAT?!?
He was fairly cool until that Pepsi Twist commercial. :eek: *THE PAIN!* :headbang: