NationStates Jolt Archive


What Insect Are You?

ProMonkians
05-05-2005, 21:51
Since my last topic has decended into the realms of logic and facts I have decided to lighten the tone with a topic poll. What insect (or arachnid) would you be given the choice? Note invalid answers include: Monkey, Human, Fecies, etc as these are not insects/arachnids. Also note that some small things may also count as insects
Carbdown
05-05-2005, 22:01
Other, i'd be a wasp. Wasps are very friendly toward me and fly in-between my toes and land on me but never sting me. :)
The Emperor Fenix
05-05-2005, 22:07
I am now required by law to hate you and your family (pionts to though who recognised where the quote i just raped came from).

Wasps have stung me a lot, when i was small one stung me several times all the way down my leg when i woke up cos it was in my fucking bed damn them.
Darkestwind
05-05-2005, 22:07
I would like to be a butterfly, because I would love to drift from flower to flower on the breeze on a day as pretty as this one. ( sounds kind of silly, but it would be nice)
Secluded Islands
05-05-2005, 22:11
i would be an ant. why you might ask? well its simple. ants working to gether are virtually unstoppable. some species are so numerous in some locations that they are as a group the dominant predator...

http://www.dandelion.org/ant/image/burhcelli%20bridge%20%5B215%5D.jpg

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t038/T038936A.jpg

http://www.thedailylink.com/photography/ants.jpg
Drunk commies reborn
05-05-2005, 22:13
I'd be a colony of army ants. One superorganism housed in countless tiny bodies moving like a conquering army across the jungle floor killing and eating any small animal unlucky enough to get in my way.
Secluded Islands
05-05-2005, 22:15
I'd be a colony of army ants. One superorganism housed in countless tiny bodies moving like a conquering army across the jungle floor killing and eating any small animal unlucky enough to get in my way.

we think a like :)
CSW
05-05-2005, 22:16
Mayfly.

<3 Macroinverts.
Drunk commies reborn
05-05-2005, 22:30
we think a like :)
Cool. If we could find others like us we could start a movement. Maybe our goal could be to force the government to put ant DNA into humans.
Bitchkitten
05-05-2005, 22:32
Spiders aren't insects. :D
Havoline Racing
05-05-2005, 22:39
I'd be a butterfly, or an earthworm.

And yes, Spiders aren't Insects.
Drunk commies reborn
05-05-2005, 22:46
I'd be a butterfly, or an earthworm.

And yes, Spiders aren't Insects.
Neither are earthworms.
Burgman-Allen
05-05-2005, 22:50
Neither are earthworms

edit: Why does DCR always beat me too it
Yupaenu
05-05-2005, 22:51
Since my last topic has decended into the realms of logic and facts I have decided to lighten the tone with a topic poll. What insect (or arachnid) would you be given the choice? Note invalid answers include: Monkey, Human, Fecies, etc as these are not insects/arachnids. Also note that some small things may also count as insects

you should have said arthropods annelids and maybe platyhelmniths or a few other things like that. i'll say the planarian if you'd let us say platyhelmniths.
Yupaenu
05-05-2005, 22:53
I'd be a colony of army ants. One superorganism housed in countless tiny bodies moving like a conquering army across the jungle floor killing and eating any small animal unlucky enough to get in my way.

or that! yes, that is much better than a planarian!
Drunk commies reborn
05-05-2005, 22:54
Neither are earthworms

edit: Why does DCR always beat me too it
Because I have nothing better to do than post on NS, and I check the threads that interest me very often. It's a sign of my severe and debilitating NS addiction.
Rubina
05-05-2005, 22:55
you should have said arthropods annelids and maybe platyhelmniths or a few other things like that. i'll say the planarian if you'd let us say platyhelmniths.Or just 'invertebrate', but then you'd get someone wanting to be a giant squid. And we couldn't have that. ;)
Drunk commies reborn
05-05-2005, 22:59
Is Cthulhu an invertebrate?
Bitchkitten
05-05-2005, 23:00
I'd be a dragonfly.
Or a spider.
They're cool.
Matay
05-05-2005, 23:24
I would take a beetle, a Hercules Beetle.

Simply because they are huge and have horns.
Pharoah Kiefer Meister
05-05-2005, 23:24
Leiurus quinquestriatus The Death Stalker Scorpion

Besides having a cool name and being very lethal, if I were able to retain my intelligence I'd skulk around at night killing off as many humans as possible...Heh,heh, hehhhhhhh...
CthulhuFhtagn
05-05-2005, 23:30
Is Cthulhu an invertebrate?
I think I'd know if it wasn't.

And I've got priority anyways.
Pencil 17
05-05-2005, 23:32
What's a ladybird? Is it anything like a Ladybug?
Naturality
05-05-2005, 23:43
Butterfly or a type of bee.
Gauthier
05-05-2005, 23:48
A Dung Beetle, because I have to put up with shit all my life.
German Nightmare
06-05-2005, 00:47
Okay, if it's a flying insect:

Bumble Bee.

If it's a land-based insect:

Ant.
Zincite
06-05-2005, 01:09
Ladybug sounds good. I get to fly, I'm pretty, and humans like me.