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I have a friend The Plutonian Empire. He's good people (don't tell him i said that) and we all wants to see him happy. *nods* please date him
are you
1 a girl?
2.near or under 5"2'?
3.between 110-150 or close?
4.single?
5. between the ages of 24-40 (if not state age)
6. living?
7. interested in Eugene?


HIM:::
Name: Eugene
Age: 20
Sex: male
Orientation: straight
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100 pounds (US)
Likes:nationstates, nukes, astrology, astronomy, Pluto (the planet), uber-cold weather, ice ages, snow, computers, laziness, tornadoes, natural disasters, atheism, nature, atheism, "The Day After Tomorrow".
Dislikes: hot weather, summer, hollywood
Other: Doesn't smoke, but is open to those who do. either does't want kids or doesn't care.

if you loves on him then... err no candy!

5'7, sorry

5'7, sorry

You fit most of the rest of the criteria though...

You fit most of the rest of the criteria though...

I certainly do :cool:

Tho I feel 20 is a leetle too young for me

5'7, sorry
he might go for 5'7

I certainly do :cool:

Tho I feel 20 is a leetle too young for me
:(

:(
*gives him another icee* no worries it's just the begining

:(

Hey, no guilt-tripping! :p

*gives him another icee* no worries it's just the begining
I think i'll need plenty of them... ;)

Hey, no guilt-tripping! :p
whoops? :D

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this post is just a small part of my good sense of humour :D

I'm a whole 7 years too young! and an inch too tall! and you know i love you Eugene but for the moment I only have eyes for one dude on NS

I'm a whole 7 years too young! and an inch too tall! and you know i love you Eugene but for the moment I only have eyes for one dude on NS

its ok TInk you can hit on him too i dont mind

its ok TInk you can hit on him too i dont mind
:rolleyes:

I'm a whole 7 years too young! and an inch too tall! and you know i love you Eugene but for the moment I only have eyes for one dude on NS
Pure metal, right? ;)

Pure metal, right? ;)
maybe *shiftyeyes*

I'm a whole 7 years too young! and an inch too tall! and you know i love you Eugene but for the moment I only have eyes for one dude on NS

Ah but Tink, how can you limit yourself to just one? ;)

maybe *shiftyeyes:
well, you MIGHT get some competition from my lil' sister.... ;) (she's your age, around 16 or 17. don't remember :eek: )

I showed her NS, but she can't come on. parents are too strict with her :( (my sis had.... problems in her life, so the parents are trying to help her out :) )

Ah but Tink, how can you limit yourself to just one? ;)
lol, of course I love all the gents of NS, I just happen to like PM that little bit extra *blush*

lol, of course I love all the gents of NS, I just happen to like PM that little bit extra *blush*

It's ok, I've been there & worn that t-shirt several times ;)

well, you MIGHT get some competition from my lil' sister.... ;) (she's your age, around 16 or 17. don't remember :eek: )

I showed her NS, but she can't come on. parents are too strict with her :( (my sis had.... problems in her life, so the parents are trying to help her out :) )
*evil glare* she better not even think about it

*evil glare* she better not even think about it
Relax. we live thousands of miles away. don't panic. :p

Relax. we live thousands of miles away. don't panic. :p
lol, good point

*makes refreshments then walks out*

lol, of course I love all the gents of NS, I just happen to like PM that little bit extra *blush*
hi-five anyone?:D

*hi-fives*


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hi-five anyone?:D

*hi-fives*


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w00t! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I think you just need to relax a little Gene. If you're looking for romance, I think you're in the wrong place. And if you're looking for a piece of ass, there's much better places to look. (i.e. adultfriendfinder.com) And 5'2" and 150? Are you sure you're ready for that much woman? It sounds perfect to me, but a lot of guys like em a little smaller... :D

I think you just need to relax a little Gene. If you're looking for romance, I think you're in the wrong place. And if you're looking for a piece of ass, there's much better places to look. (i.e. adultfriendfinder.com) And 5'2" and 150? Are you sure you're ready for that much woman? It sounds perfect to me, but a lot of guys like em a little smaller... :D
Bah. they cost money, but okcupid.com is free :p

Bah. they cost money, but okcupid.com is free :p

lol!

lol!
Hey, at least I'm trying! :D

Hey, at least I'm trying! :D

That's very good, sweetie. Well done ;)

That's very good, sweetie. Well done ;)
Lol, thanks. :)

HIM:::
Name: Eugene
Age: 20
Sex: male
Orientation: straight
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100 pounds (US)
Likes:nationstates, nukes, astrology, astronomy, Pluto (the planet), uber-cold weather, ice ages, snow, computers, laziness, tornadoes, natural disasters, atheism, nature, atheism, "The Day After Tomorrow".
Dislikes: hot weather, summer, hollywood
Other: Doesn't smoke, but is open to those who do. either does't want kids or doesn't care.

Gee, with qualifications like that AND being so self-confident that he has to have someone else pimp him out... ...I can't imagine why this thread isn't just sloppin' over with posts from the microscopic niche of tiny women he seeks.

Yeah. Good luck with that.

he might go for 5'7

I know a 5'3" - 5'4" guy who dated then married a girl who is probably close to 6". He is an ugly looking kid too and she is a cute blonde.

Love must truly be blind.

She is expecting, and I have never been able to figure out the logistics of how he impregnated her, the height differance is that much

I think you might meet with a little more success if you made a little effort to conceal your desperation. Really, confidence is everything.

And stop it with the bloody :D :D :D :D s!! They're god-awful!!

1 a girl? No
2.near or under 5"2'? No
3.between 110-150 or close? Ummm...
4.single? Yes...
5. between the ages of 24-40 (if not state age)...15
6. living? Define alive
7. interested in Eugene? Who's that?

So...how'd I do?

1 a girl? No
2.near or under 5"2'? No
3.between 110-150 or close? Ummm...
4.single? Yes...
5. between the ages of 24-40 (if not state age)...15
6. living? Define alive
7. interested in Eugene? Who's that?

So...how'd I do?
you're a failure! now go cry yourself to sleep!

And stop it with the bloody :D :D :D :D s!! They're god-awful!!
Someone needs a fluffle from a woman. ;)

Someone needs a fluffle from a woman. ;)

Doesn't everybody? ;)

Doesn't everybody? ;)
Possibly.

Someone needs a fluffle from a woman. ;)
that's my cue!

I think you might meet with a little more success if you made a little effort to conceal your desperation. Really, confidence is everything.

And stop it with the bloody :D :D :D :D s!! They're god-awful!!
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lol fuffle... :D

lol fuffle... :D
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*Reads thread*

5'7, sorry

Oh dear lord, when did you get back?

I'm 5'8'' by the way, no deal TPE

Oh dear lord, when did you get back?

I'm 5'8'' by the way, no deal TPE

OH MY GOD! Are you still here? :p

lol! I returned to the fold a couple of days ago.

well, you MIGHT get some competition from my lil' sister.... ;) (she's your age, around 16 or 17. don't remember :eek: )

I showed her NS, but she can't come on. parents are too strict with her :( (my sis had.... problems in her life, so the parents are trying to help her out :) )
I already like her.

I already like her.
cool.

that's my cue!


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Thank you so much, daaaahling...

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Thank you so much, daaaahling...
not a problem sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetie...

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not a problem sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetie...

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Rend my heart though it does to do so, I think it is time to nip this blossoming romance in the bud... Lovely though you are, I fear you are already spoken for (several times over, if I am not mistaken!) and I am not so ungentlemanly as to forget this fact.

Farewell, pretty one... *chaste kiss*

Rend my heart though it does to do so, I think it is time to nip this blossoming romance in the bud... Lovely though you are, I fear you are already spoken for (several times over, if I am not mistaken!) and I am not so ungentlemanly as to forget this fact.

Farewell, pretty one... *chaste kiss*
*dramatic pose* farewell sweet gentleman, I shall never forget thee

*dramatic pose* farewell sweet gentleman, I shall never forget thee
Wow, I wish it was that easy...Sorry, flashback....

Wow, I wish it was that easy...Sorry, flashback....
you know you love me

you know you love me
I know no such thing. I don't believe it possible, could it...?
Sometimes love hurts...but you gotta pay extra for that...

I know no such thing. I don't believe it possible, could it...?
Sometimes love hurts...but you gotta pay extra for that...
it's true , you do!

and just for you, that kinky shit is free ;)

it's true , you do!

and just for you, that kinky shit is free ;)
*smacks his hand before typing something REALLY inappropriate* I'm sorry Tink, I can't do it, my little sister is 15. LMAO.

*smacks his hand before typing something REALLY inappropriate* I'm sorry Tink, I can't do it, my little sister is 15. LMAO.
:confused: what has your sister got to do with anything?

:confused: what has your sister got to do with anything?
Because I'm sitting there thinking would I want some pathetic twenty-five year old talking to my little sister like that... :D

Because I'm sitting there thinking would I want some pathetic twenty-five year old talking to my little sister like that... :D
lol, well i'm not 15!!!

lol, well i'm not 15!!!
Did you have a birthday, I think I read somewhere that you were...

Did you have a birthday, I think I read somewhere that you were...
yes, I had my 16th birthday......................A YEAR AND A HALF AGO!

yes, I had my 16th birthday......................A YEAR AND A HALF AGO!
Oh, well, in that case...Somehow I don't feel so dirty?

And, uh, sorry?

don't worry about it

don't worry about it
I never do. I just say that to keep the mobs off my doorstep. ;)

lol

*shrugs* What's the worst you're gonna do to me? Come beat me up?

if that's what turns you on darlin

if that's what turns you on darlin
Wow, that was a little freudian how the conversation got back there...I'll have to give that a thought. It never used to, but I've been talking to some new people lately.

if that's what turns you on darlin
Am now glad I got away when I could. I see now that you are not a *lady* at all, but rather no more than a common strumpet.

Am now glad I got away when I could. I see now that you are not a *lady* at all, but rather no more than a common strumpet.
:( that hurts

:( that hurts
Awwwww. I don't mean it. Much. And you're adorable when you pout, you know.

:( it's my rough northern roots, how can i be a real lady growing up in Blackpool? :(

:( it's my rough northern roots, how can i be a real lady growing up in Blackpool? :(
Oh dear, still sad? Well, real ladyness is rather boring, really, without a... dark side...he he. And you seem to be doing quite well at both, so I wouldn't worry. And don't mind me, I have a very strange sense of humour.

don't worry, i'm not really sad, just using my evil womanly ways to manipulate you

don't worry, i'm not really sad, just using my evil womanly ways to manipulate you
I thought you were, but I couldn't be sure in this place. But I do agree, you are indeed very evil. I expect you eat kittens.

I thought you were, but I couldn't be sure in this place. But I do agree, you are indeed very evil. I expect you eat kittens.
no, i'm a cat person, i only eat puppies and babies

Did you have a birthday, I think I read somewhere that you were...
Only 2!!!

Im unfortunatly single
My Heart has been ripped asunder and i have been abandoned!

Why have you forsaken me why dearest why
*agonising wails is expelled from Harlesburgs lungs*
*Tears run down his cheeks*

Only 2!!!

Im unfortunatly single
My Heart has been ripped asunder and have been abandoned!

Why have you forsaken me why dearest why
*agonising wails is expelled from Harlesburgs lungs*
*Tears run down his cheeks*
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