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Most amusing NS'er nominations

Branin
05-05-2005, 09:24
Who do you think the most amusing NS'er is? They could be amusing due to a wonderful sense of humor, or crazy antics, a clever debate, or jsut because they are so lost it is funny. Ammusing can encompas so much. So, who is the most amusing NS'er yoy know?

(Nominations will close about this time tomorrow. Hopefully I can get through this process before I have to say goodbye to my internet accsess)

"Amusing" is probably a poor choice of words since it's very likely to attract people to this topic to mock their nominees' ideas or values or what-have-you. 4:1 says this thread gets locked inside 5 pages.
So lets keep this civil please. Please don't get this locked. :)

Also, one nomination please. Those who have already nominated more than one I will count yours, but no more please. :)

[subliminal message]Nominate me. Nominate TIN. But mostly me[/subliminal message]

Nominees:
Jesussaves
Cat-Tribe
Legless Pirates
Monkey Pimp
Lunatic Goofballs
Cogitation
Lacadaemon
Myrth
Keruvalia
Blood Moon Goblins
Roguing Rogues
Sirocco
The Imperial Navy
Bodies Without Organs
Occidio Multus
Pablo the Squirrel
Alien Born
(New) Foxxinnia
Branin

Nominations now closed.
Anikian
05-05-2005, 09:25
Parrot boy, Jesussaves himself.
Branin
05-05-2005, 09:26
Parrot boy, Jesussaves himself.
I think he is deat, but I'll add him anyways.....
Keruvalia
05-05-2005, 09:28
The Cat-Tribe's observations are usually witty and spot-on. I also make it a point never to miss a post by Legless Pirates. Monkeypimp is also da bomb.
Melkor Unchained
05-05-2005, 09:28
"Amusing" is probably a poor choice of words since it's very likely to attract people to this topic to mock their nominees' ideas or values or what-have-you. 4:1 says this thread gets locked inside 5 pages.
Ikitiok
05-05-2005, 09:28
Goofballs

more nominations may follow...
Keruvalia
05-05-2005, 09:30
"Amusing" is probably a poor choice of words since it's very likely to attract people to this topic to mock their nominees' ideas or values or what-have-you. 4:1 says this thread gets locked inside 5 pages.

Doesn't bode well when a mod gives those odds. :( :eek:
Einsteinian Big-Heads
05-05-2005, 09:30
You cannot go past Jesussaves, though he may not be a valid vote as he is now non-existant. Pitty. Why was he deleted anyway? Sure he [tended to go a bit too far], but he was hillarious.
Ikitiok
05-05-2005, 09:32
"Amusing" is probably a poor choice of words since it's very likely to attract people to this topic to mock their nominees' ideas or values or what-have-you. 4:1 says this thread gets locked inside 5 pages.

Oh, poh :(
Kazcaper
05-05-2005, 09:39
You cannot go past Jesussaves, though he may not be a valid vote as he is now non-existant. Pitty. Why was he deleted anyway? Sure he [tended to go a bit too far], but he was hillarious.That he was, but he was the puppet of Drunk Commies, there purely for the purpose of trolling. I didn't care - it gave the forum a bit of life at least :D

Aside of him, gotta agree with Keruvalia - The Cat-Tribe. He always makes superlative points, but does so in a witty and caustic way that I think is great.
Ikitiok
05-05-2005, 09:41
This is going to sound terribly sucky but Cogitation tends to make me smile :)
Patra Caesar
05-05-2005, 09:44
I nominate Lacadaemon
You keep a dead camel in your pants? Why?
Branin
05-05-2005, 09:45
This is going to sound terribly sucky but Cogitation tends to make me smile :)
You're not the only one. And despite being occasionaly anal, Myrth is generally very amusing. Nominated.
Amyst
05-05-2005, 09:46
Keruvalia.
The Cat-Tribe
05-05-2005, 09:50
*snip*
Aside of him, gotta agree with Keruvalia - The Cat-Tribe. He always makes superlative points, but does so in a witty and caustic way that I think is great.

Thank you. (And thanks, Keruvalia).

But never, never "caustic." Always uber-polite, respectful and nice. Sweet. Loving. Like a Care-Bear. (Values our precious nation, we do. ;) )

And I thought of, and nominate, Keruvalia.

Nothing to do with pay-back. Honestly who I thought of first.
Kazcaper
05-05-2005, 09:55
Thank you. (And thanks, Keruvalia).

But never, never "caustic." Always uber-polite, respectful and nice. Sweet. Loving. Like a Care-Bear.OK, sorry, my mistake. You're definitely witty though :)
Californian Refugees
05-05-2005, 09:56
I nominate Blood Moon Goblins for his/her "Goblins discovering Nuclear power" RPing
The Plutonian Empire
05-05-2005, 10:03
Ummm..... myself? :D

really, i'd say....... damn. gonna have to think about it.
The Imperial Navy
05-05-2005, 10:08
What, so i'm not funny? :mad:

May many cactuses bury your dinner! :headbang:
Keruvalia
05-05-2005, 10:09
What, so i'm not funny? :mad:

May many cactuses bury your dinner! :headbang:

Fear not ... God (http://www.unlc.biz/face.jpg) will save you.
Potaria
05-05-2005, 10:09
Fear not ... God (http://www.unlc.biz/face.jpg) will save you.

It begins...
Amyst
05-05-2005, 10:13
It begins...
It already began off-site. *is posting that elsewhere as we speak*
The Imperial Navy
05-05-2005, 10:14
Fear not ... God (http://www.unlc.biz/face.jpg) will save you.

Wow he looks so... bland. :rolleyes:
Cannot think of a name
05-05-2005, 10:31
Thank you. (And thanks, Keruvalia).

But never, never "caustic." Always uber-polite, respectful and nice. Sweet. Loving. Like a Care-Bear. (Values our precious nation, we do. ;) )

And I thought of, and nominate, Keruvalia.

Nothing to do with pay-back. Honestly who I thought of first.
I gotta say, Cat-Tribe, you're the poster I wish I was. But seriously, are you a researcher as a profession? Who the hell has the sources you link at thier finger tips? Half the shit you've cited I wouldn't even know to look for, much less be able to find.
Complete Irony
05-05-2005, 10:45
I generally find myself overjoyed whenever I see a new post by The Cat-Tribe (easily describable as a model of intelligence and wit), so my vote goes to him.

...though I must concur with Cannot Think of a Name's post -- how do you find all of these sources you cite?
Ikitiok
05-05-2005, 10:47
Seeing as he's just popped up again I have to give an honourable mention to Eynonistan; any of you guys been around long enough to remember his lion in a bikiki pic? Pure genius :D
Amyst
05-05-2005, 10:48
Seeing as he's just popped up again I have to give an honourable mention to Eynonistan; any of you guys been around long enough to remember his lion in a bikiki pic? Pure genius :D

Heh. That one was pretty amusing.
Eynonistan
05-05-2005, 10:55
Seeing as he's just popped up again I have to give an honourable mention to Eynonistan; any of you guys been around long enough to remember his lion in a bikiki pic? Pure genius :D

Thanks sweetie :)

I'd post it again if I could find it :(
Ikitiok
05-05-2005, 10:58
Thanks sweetie :)

I'd post it again if I could find it :(

obviously he paid me to post that :p
Eynonistan
05-05-2005, 10:59
obviously he paid me to post that :p

Ahem, how much do I owe you?
The Cat-Tribe
05-05-2005, 11:01
I gotta say, Cat-Tribe, you're the poster I wish I was. But seriously, are you a researcher as a profession? Who the hell has the sources you link at thier finger tips? Half the shit you've cited I wouldn't even know to look for, much less be able to find.I generally find myself overjoyed whenever I see a new post by The Cat-Tribe (easily describable as a model of intelligence and wit), so my vote goes to him. *snip* ...though I must concur with Cannot Think of a Name's post -- how do you find all of these sources you cite?

Wow. Thanks.

Sort of. I'm an attorney. (On a leave of absence).

So, some professional skill, too much time on my hands, some knowledge of good places to start, and Google. (Being a tad Obsessive-Compulsive and having a tendency to hyperfocus helps in this area, but not generally recommended. ;) ).

On a lot of subjects I post about I have professional experience and/or have studied before. That also helps.

But mainly being an attorney means I'm good at bullshitting you so you think I have good sources. :p :D

Again, thank you. You've been a wonderful audience. Thank you, thank you very much.
Catholic Europe
05-05-2005, 11:03
My nomination goes to Roguing Rogues, but I doubt that any new people have heard of them.
Bestiville
05-05-2005, 11:03
One of the most amusing NSer's has to be Sirocco, but I find most people (except people looking for a fight or just being insulting) quite amusing. :)

Check out sirocco's blog, www.siroccothemod.blogspot.com
Amyst
05-05-2005, 11:05
My nomination goes to Roguing Rogues, but I doubt that any new people have heard of them.

Is he still around?
Ikitiok
05-05-2005, 11:05
My nomination goes to Roguing Rogues, but I doubt that any new people have heard of them.

*sighs wistfully*

Oh RR, back in the day...

*drifts off to a day dream of happier NS times* ;)

And nice to see you, CE :)
Eynonistan
05-05-2005, 11:06
Is he still around?

I'm a little surprised to see CE around! It's oldies day on NS today :)
Amyst
05-05-2005, 11:08
I'm a little surprised to see CE around! It's oldies day on NS today :)

Haha, now that you mention it, seeing CE is a bit of a surprise. As is seeing you. :D

It still amuses me how many more posts most of the older nations have than I have. It also amuses me how many of them don't know me. :D
FairyTInkArisen
05-05-2005, 11:08
I'm a little surprised to see CE around! It's oldies day on NS today :)
I feel like a little newb again
Ikitiok
05-05-2005, 11:08
RR left. Think he joined the National Guard :(
Kanabia
05-05-2005, 11:09
That would be TIN
Amyst
05-05-2005, 11:09
RR left. Think he joined the National Guard :(

Oh, wow. Good luck to him then.
Jordaxia
05-05-2005, 11:29
Roguing Rogues easily as the best name ever... but I don't remember any posts by him (before my time? I dunno.)

But I say Cog, simply because I've seen one or two people be a little OTT (in my opinion) dealing with some people before, and for some reason, regardless of how deserving the victim, that immediately puts me off the person til I forget about it. But I can't say I've ever seen Cog do that, probably due to many "omg abuse of power" accusations that would fly his way if he done it. That said, a lot of Myrths locking/deating messages amuse me muchos. My vote still goes to Cog though.
The Imperial Navy
05-05-2005, 11:49
That would be TIN

Aww... very nice of you. ;)
Fujah
05-05-2005, 11:50
What about Bodies Without Organs? I don't post here much, but I like to read some of the longer threads and his/her posts tend to make me laugh.
Abiku
05-05-2005, 11:52
Another one for The Cat-Tribe. Reasons have already been covered by others.
Monkeypimp
05-05-2005, 12:28
hmm there are a few, but I'll have to get back to you if I'm gonna pick one.


Monkeypimp is also da bomb.

cheers.



oh, and...


Hey CE m8 :)
Harlesburg
05-05-2005, 12:46
I find Branin extremly bemusing but not amusing!
Harlesburg
05-05-2005, 12:51
I feel like a little newb again
You are a N00B........
Monkeypimp
05-05-2005, 12:55
You are a N00B........

Silly '04 nations :p
FairyTInkArisen
05-05-2005, 12:58
You are a N00B........hey! you're newer than me mister!
FairyTInkArisen
05-05-2005, 12:59
Silly '04 nations :p
9 hours earlier and it would've been '03 when i started!
Amyst
05-05-2005, 12:59
hey! you're newer than me mister!

Owned, N00B.
Harlesburg
05-05-2005, 13:07
hey! you're newer than me mister!
Yeah thats what you say Prove it! :p
New Sancrosanctia
05-05-2005, 13:11
*sigh* :( i'm still just so young.
Ikitiok
05-05-2005, 13:32
*sigh* :( i'm still just so young.

S'ok, we were all young once :)
FairyTInkArisen
05-05-2005, 13:44
Yeah thats what you say Prove it! :p
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=313207 looky see! i posted in there months before you even existed! so ner-ninky-ner-ner! :p
Monkeypimp
05-05-2005, 14:04
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=313207 looky see! i posted in there months before you even existed! so ner-ninky-ner-ner! :p

The earliest post of mine I could find using the searcher was:

well I dunno about you guys, but I'm shooting curfew breakers 8)

on 13/11/03. Note the use of the old 'cool' smiley. (before this one --> :cool:)

I started posting a few months before that, and joined NS a few months before I started posting.
Harlesburg
05-05-2005, 14:07
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=313207 looky see! i posted in there months before you even existed! so ner-ninky-ner-ner! :p

What eva! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=313207)
and (http://img251.echo.cx/img251/2817/spam50sh.gif)


Your lucky i put up with you! :p (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/WINNIE2.jpg)

:D (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Jokey1.bmp)
Harlesburg
05-05-2005, 14:10
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Rogernomics.bmp
FairyTInkArisen
05-05-2005, 14:16
The earliest post of mine I could find using the searcher was:



on 13/11/03. Note the use of the old 'cool' smiley. (before this one --> :cool:)

I started posting a few months before that, and joined NS a few months before I started posting.
the earliest post of mine i can find is:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=5804465&postcount=5

*sigh* see! i did get involved in debates at one time!
FairyTInkArisen
05-05-2005, 14:17
What eva! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=313207)
and (http://img251.echo.cx/img251/2817/spam50sh.gif)


Your lucky i put up with you! :p (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/WINNIE2.jpg)

:D (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Jokey1.bmp)
ha! lucky you put up with me?! you couldn't live without me!
Peechland
05-05-2005, 14:19
Tribes of Longton
Monkeypimp
05-05-2005, 14:19
the earliest post of mine i can find is:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=5804465&postcount=5

*sigh* see! i did get involved in debates at one time!


omigosh Tink is teh RP n3rdz0r!!
Harlesburg
05-05-2005, 14:20
ha! lucky you put up with me?! you couldn't live without me!
Couldnt i think you mean Wouldnt!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=350876&highlight=Paris+Hilton
My first thread well the first i can remember.....

i think the other one involved Dr Twist and a Royal Family i cant be arsed looking any harder.

Person that finds my frst post gets a pic of me or a cookie-Riacin Flavoured. :) !

Find my Paris Hilton input and get Contempt!
MKULTRA ROCKED!
Findecano Calaelen
05-05-2005, 14:21
11-10-2003, <--- was one of my early posts

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=5282209&postcount=27
Ikitiok
05-05-2005, 14:23
The earliest post of mine is from April 04 & most of my best stuff was Autumn/Winter of 03-04 *sigh*
FairyTInkArisen
05-05-2005, 14:24
I nominate Occidio Multus btw
Ikitiok
05-05-2005, 14:25
Hell, how could I forget? Pablo the Squirrel is/was an NS General genius :D
Eynonistan
05-05-2005, 14:28
Hell, how could I forget? Pablo the Squirrel is/was an NS General genius :D

He ees steel alive in our hearts ;)
Monkeypimp
05-05-2005, 14:29
The earliest post of mine is from April 04 & most of my best stuff was Autumn/Winter of 03-04 *sigh*

That was about when I appeared on the forums :D

Hell, how could I forget? Pablo the Squirrel is/was an NS General genius :D

OMG Pabs!
Ikitiok
05-05-2005, 14:31
He ees steel alive in our hearts ;)

I theenk 'e wanted to be a leetle more active in our loins ;)
FairyTInkArisen
05-05-2005, 14:32
Couldnt i think you mean Wouldnt!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=350876&highlight=Paris+Hilton
My first thread well the first i can remember.....

i think the other one involved Dr Twist and a Royal Family i cant be arsed looking any harder.

Person that finds my frst post gets a pic of me or a cookie-Riacin Flavoured. :) !

Find my Paris Hilton input and get Contempt!
MKULTRA ROCKED!
omg, i remember that thread! i can't believe it was so long ago!
The Plutonian Empire
05-05-2005, 14:36
Ack. reading the above posts makes me feel like a foreigner in a completely alien land...
Kanabia
05-05-2005, 16:14
omg, i remember that thread! i can't believe it was so long ago!

I remember it too. I feel so old. And possibly wrinkly, but that could be the radiation from the computer screen.
Vittos Ordination
05-05-2005, 17:05
To me, Alien Born would be the most amusing, since I always learn shit from his posts. Occidio Multus was funny, plus once could never know what was coming next from her. Keruvalia, LP, and Kanabia are all pretty funny and keep threads fresh. Then there is Cat-tribes, who drops post-bombs that would, if everyone were actually honest and read the info he posted, either end the debate in its tracks or at least delay it for a couple days.
Harlesburg
05-05-2005, 19:22
I remember it too. I feel so old. And possibly wrinkly, but that could be the radiation from the computer screen.

WOW!
I really showed my age here!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6843320&postcount=54
Spoffin
06-05-2005, 00:10
Pablo the Squirrel

Lunatic Goofballs

Also The Smoking Man.
Bitchkitten
06-05-2005, 00:19
I've gotten a lot of amusement on NS, but nothing has tickled me more lately than watching Cat-Tribe go at it.
31
06-05-2005, 00:21
I used to try and be amusing but after three or four threads went down as spam I gave up.

I'm afraid to attempt much humor anymore, the Mods come down like a reign of fire!! FIRE! :eek:
Bitchkitten
06-05-2005, 00:25
Ooh! I forgot Carbdown. Only ran into him today, but he cracked me up. I'm not sure he's real though.
Kanabia
06-05-2005, 05:02
WOW!
I really showed my age here!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6843320&postcount=54

n00b :p
Pablo The Squirrel
06-05-2005, 05:40
I theenk 'e wanted to be a leetle more active in our loins ;)


eh... how ju doin'?
Bogstonia
06-05-2005, 05:41
Foxxinnia. Posts usually contain a high concentration of comedy gold or are otherwise awesome!

Pablo the Squirrel.....ah how I hate that guy. So distasteful, so hard not to laugh, so ashamed when I do.
Ikitiok
06-05-2005, 08:31
eh... how ju doin'?

*swoons*
Branin
06-05-2005, 10:23
I find Branin extremly bemusing but not amusing!
I'll take that for a nomination:D
Lunatic Goofballs
06-05-2005, 10:24
I think that someone somewhere ought to nominate a mod. So I nominate Cogitation. :)
Branin
06-05-2005, 10:33
I think that someone somewhere ought to nominate a mod. So I nominate Cogitation. :)
Already nominated, along with myrth and sirico. Also, the nominations are closed. Get to voting. Clown. ;)
Intangelon
06-05-2005, 10:33
Fass

His arrogance never ceases to amuse me.

Aw, fuckbeans, nominations are closed. Missed it by a few minutes.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-05-2005, 10:34
Already nominated, along with myrth and sirico. Also, the nominations are closed. Get to voting. Clown. ;)

*sends John Wayne Gacy to your house*
http://profiler.hp.infoseek.co.jp/image/gacy2.gif
Branin
06-05-2005, 10:37
*sends John Wayne Gacy to your house*
http://profiler.hp.infoseek.co.jp/image/gacy2.gif
*shudders*
The Most Glorious Hack
06-05-2005, 10:45
Melkor was right. 5 pages.