Evil loves me.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-05-2005, 07:10
Yes he does. Evil is my cat. Evil the cat. I love Evil. I can come home and know that Evil can be lurking behind any door. Or maybe Evil is stalking me as we speak! :eek:
Right now, Evil has retreated and rest, waiting for the right moment to come forth once again! Soon, Evil will be afoot.
And he's so cute! My favorite cute thing he does is when he turns over, inviting you to rub his belly. Then, as you rub his belly, in a cute and playful manner, wraps his front paws aroung your hand to keep you from escaping, Then, in an equally cute and playful manner, he sinks his teeth into your wrist. Then he cutely and playfully gnaws as you yelp and try to escape his grip.
Evil sometimes leaves scars. :)
Neutered Sputniks
05-05-2005, 07:14
Yes he does. Evil is my cat. Evil the cat. I love Evil. I can come home and know that Evil can be lurking behind any door. Or maybe Evil is stalking me as we speak! :eek:
Right now, Evil has retreated and rest, waiting for the right moment to come forth once again! Soon, Evil will be afoot.
And he's so cute! My favorite cute thing he does is when he turns over, inviting you to rub his belly. Then, as you rub his belly, in a cute and playful manner, wraps his front paws aroung your hand to keep you from escaping, Then, in an equally cute and playful manner, he sinks his teeth into your wrist. Then he cutely and playfully gnaws as you yelp and try to escape his grip.
Evil sometimes leaves scars. :)
Being purely incarnate evil, I can attest that I do indeed love you Lunatic. However, I'm disappointed...that was supposed to be our secret...
Lunatic Goofballs
05-05-2005, 07:15
Being purely incarnate evil, I can attest that I do indeed love you Lunatic. However, I'm disappointed...that was supposed to be our secret...
Nobody would believe it anyway. :fluffle:
Demonic Gophers
05-05-2005, 07:16
I know a cat that does that... but she also goes after your hand/arm with all claws, once she's got it within her grasp.
Cat qoute of the post: "She would like to be friendly..."
The Cat-Tribe
05-05-2005, 07:56
Evil loves me! This I know,
For the Bible tells me so.
:D
"Those who will play with cats must expect to get scratched."
-- Miguel de Cervantes
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
-- Missy Dizick
"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."
--Charlotte Gray
There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." -- Dan Greenberg
Good thing I don't claim to be sane!
Bitchkitten
05-05-2005, 08:02
Mustn't forget Mark Twain- If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Soon, Evil will be afoot.
Don't you mean apaw? ;)
Kazcaper
05-05-2005, 08:50
Yes he does. Evil is my cat. Evil the cat. I love Evil.LOL, we're intending to get a black cat and name it Malice. Seriously.
Greater Valia
05-05-2005, 09:01
I had a cat once... its name was Scooter McFatty.
Tarlachia
05-05-2005, 09:14
My mom brought home a cat one day. She wanted to name it 'Moo'. I immediately told her to forget that idea. I then went to watch a commercial on TV, and saw something about shrimp scampi. That's when my brilliant idea came into my head.
We named the cat 'Scampi'.
And yes, she listens very carefully to us. Sometimes I swear she might be smarter than us. *gulp*
*searches for the kitty-toy spaceship that would be inadvertently built by Scampi*
I love you to LG. :fluffle:
Lunatic Goofballs
06-05-2005, 07:26
My mom brought home a cat one day. She wanted to name it 'Moo'. I immediately told her to forget that idea. I then went to watch a commercial on TV, and saw something about shrimp scampi. That's when my brilliant idea came into my head.
We named the cat 'Scampi'.
And yes, she listens very carefully to us. Sometimes I swear she might be smarter than us. *gulp*
*searches for the kitty-toy spaceship that would be inadvertently built by Scampi*
It's not your imagination. Keep your cat fed and happy. :)
Evil the Cat?
Could you be an Earthworm Jim fan, by any chance?
Lunatic Goofballs
06-05-2005, 07:33
Evil the Cat?
Could you be an Earthworm Jim fan, by any chance?
'Fan' is a bit strong as I've seen about three cartoons total. But I've enjoyed all three. :)
Harlesburg
06-05-2005, 07:33
My Old Cat used to do that until she died! :(
But she would bite the Cranium(I would have said Head but you guys are sick!)
The new cat bites the hand that feeds him!
'Fan' is a bit strong as I've seen about three cartoons total. But I've enjoyed all three. :)
And you haven't played the two 16-bit era games!?
For shame... For shame...