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Jesus has been spotted in an ultrasound scan of a pregnant woman. Has the messiah returned? Or are very gullible people in desparate need of eyeglasses reading too much into a grainy black and white image?
You be the judge.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/5305-jesusultrasound.html#

*repents*

I don't see it, and I look at ultrasounds on a daily basis.

As much as I'd like to see it happen, I doubt it. It'd be cool, though, if it was. No, beyond cool.

As much as I'd like to see it happen, I doubt it. THere's not even a picture of the ultrasound. It'd be cool, though, if it was. No, beyond cool.
At the top of the article there's a link to the picture. It's marked Image.

The image of Buddha in my coffee cup tells me they're nuts.

on the forth picture it looks more like an ape then Jesus. Besides we probably have the image of Jesus all wrong for all we know he looks nothing like that.

That's one hell of a big T-Shirt on page 5!! :eek:

on the forth picture it looks more like an ape then Jesus. Besides we probably have the image of Jesus all wrong for all we know he looks nothing like that.

Pffft.... Everyone knows that Jesus is a white guy with long brown hair and a dingy beard.

That could be Molly Hatchet or Bo Bice from American Idol. I'd like to publicly whip these jerks. It makes all Chrisitians look like kooks.

Looks more like Weird Al to me.

At the top of the article there's a link to the picture. It's marked Image.

Yeah. Didn't quite see that one.

*smacks self*

I think it looked more like Cthulhu.
If the kid starts getting unimaginably large and vile-looking and eating people and such, tell me.

Pffft.... Everyone knows that Jesus is a white guy with long brown hair and a dingy beard.
Oh, that Jesus! I thought we where talking about Jim Bob McJesus, of course we know what that one looks like.

I have studied Ultrasound as a major part of my degree and I assure you that it must truly be Jesus, as there is no explaination in the physics behind the image whatsoever.

Repent, all ye sinners!

The end is nigh!

Write your rapture letters (http://www.raptureletters.com/) now.

I dont know... Nostradamus predicted that the world would end on 5/5/05
But don't listen to me.

yay jesus!

Oh, that Jesus! I thought we where talking about Jim Bob McJesus, of course we know what that one looks like.

Oh, you are one of those Jim Bob christians, huh? I heard that a guy once ran into Jim Bob McJesus in the hills of West Virginia, he snapped a picture, but he was immediately swarmed and eaten by raccoons. The camera has never been found.

I dont know... Nostradamus predicted that the world would end on 5/5/05
But don't listen to me.

oh, thats like...tomorrow and stuff...that sucks...

I dont know... Nostradamus predicted that the world would end on 5/5/05
But don't listen to me.

I thought he said we were going to have a nuclear war in 1996?

oh, hang on, my calender is wrong...

5/05/05 you say?

whats jesus doing to the baby?!?!?! :eek:

yeh and we all remeber the melinium bug,
"destroy the world end of western life as we know thing"
it was also supposed to end on the 12 of december 1998

I dont know... Nostradamus predicted that the world would end on 5/5/05
But don't listen to me.
I bet you €10,000 the world doesn't end tomorrow.

I hate Nostradamus he's an idiot.

Jesus is coming! Quick EVERYONE look busy!! :headbang: :eek:

Or are very gullible people in desparate need of eyeglasses reading too much into a grainy black and white image?
You be the judge.
It's that one.

I see a fetus.

Jesus is coming! Quick EVERYONE look busy!! :headbang: :eek:
ROFL

whats jesus doing to the baby?!?!?! :eek:

yeh and we all remeber the melinium bug,
"destroy the world end of western life as we know thing"
it was also supposed to end on the 12 of december 1998
Jesus loves the little children.

The concept 'Jesus has been seen on an ultrasound' doesn't even make sense.

- A baby cannot be born as a fully developed, albiet skinny man clad in white robes.

- There are no consistent projections of what jesus might have looked like as a child. The only ideas of what he may have looked like that we have are as an adult.

- To identify a baby as Jesus would require him to look like he did when he was fully grown.

- Ultra sounds take pictures of babies from the side.

-Even if Jesus was ultrasounded, he would not be identifiable.

Take a closer look, the guy in the ultrasound has no beard, the baby is therefore the anti-christ and must be killed :D

abortion anyone?...

I mean no offense to any religion, but perhaps Mohammed was the Second Coming.
Islam does accept the existence of Jesus and Abraham. Could Mohammed be God's third (or fourth?) prophet?

I dont know... Nostradamus predicted that the world would end on 5/5/05
But don't listen to me.

Yes, Tony Blair wins the election and we British finally had enough and destroy the world with our small nuclear arsenal....

I dont know... Nostradamus predicted that the world would end on 5/5/05
But don't listen to me.

Seeing as it already is 5/5/05 in certain places in the world, I think you should heed your advice about not listening to certain people.

hmmm - why on earth would Jesus wish to turn up in an ultrasound scan? lol american crackpots. :headbang:

Why yes, that the cloud passing by sure looks like my dead grandma.

Seeing as it already is 5/5/05 in certain places in the world, I think you should heed your advice about not listening to certain people.

There's always next millenium (spoken in the voice of eyore) ;)

That's nothing. Check this out - it's really a fake - but a good one at that :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/Imsety/jesus.jpg

I bet you €10,000 the world doesn't end tomorrow.

I hate Nostradamus he's an idiot.
Yeah, but if the world ended tomorrow, you wouldn't have to pay! Cheap trick... lol.

The Vivid Dead']That's nothing. Check this out - it's really a fake - but a good one at that :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/Imsety/jesus.jpg

so not fake...thats got to be real...

Do you see the face? (http://www.psychicworld.net/226wtc_face_in_smoke.jpg)
Our brains are desinged to see faces. That why EVP 'works.'

I'd like to publicly whip these jerks. It makes all Chrisitians look like kooks.
Yesssss.
Christians...
Kooks......
you do read other threads don't you?
They seem to be able to make themselfs seem pretty foolish to me with their I'll convert you on the internet logic.
I like religious people who keep their heads down and get on with their faith quietly. That I respect.
Difficult to respect someone who sees jesus in an ultrasound or mary on a subway wall (link (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050420/140/fgpaw.html) ) or mother teresa in a current bun (link (http://www.freston.net/stuff/motherteresa.html) ).

d00d, I like totally saw Jesus after I took some pills I found on the ground!

Yesssss.
Christians...
Kooks......
you do read other threads don't you?
They seem to be able to make themselfs seem pretty foolish to me with their I'll convert you on the internet logic.
I like religious people who keep their heads down and get on with their faith quietly. That I respect.
Difficult to respect someone who sees jesus in an ultrasound or mary on a subway wall (link (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050420/140/fgpaw.html) ) or mother teresa in a current bun (link (http://www.freston.net/stuff/motherteresa.html) ).

You forgot the Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese sandwich.

I see Charles Manson holding that girl from "the Exorcist".

Someone must have torn out the colour suplement in my bible with all the photos of Jesus (maybe it was my mother because there were too many hot photos of Mary Magdalen), so I don't actually know what Jesus looks like.

Yesssss.
Christians...
Kooks......
you do read other threads don't you?
They seem to be able to make themselfs seem pretty foolish to me with their I'll convert you on the internet logic.
I like religious people who keep their heads down and get on with their faith quietly. That I respect.
Difficult to respect someone who sees jesus in an ultrasound or mary on a subway wall (link (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050420/140/fgpaw.html) ) or mother teresa in a current bun (link (http://www.freston.net/stuff/motherteresa.html) ).

Or the virgin Mary w/ baby Jesus pretzel.