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what do women want?

*note* me refers to the author of this thread

on a side note:
I have a friend The Plutonian Empire. He's good people (don't tell him i said that) and we all wants to see him happy. *nods* please date him
are you
1 a girl?
2.near or under 5"2'?
3.between 110-150 or close?
4.single?
5. between the ages of 24-40 (if not state age)
6. living?
7. interested in Eugene?


HIM:::
Name: Eugene
Age: 20
Sex: male
Orientation: straight
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100 pounds (US)
Likes: boobs, women, nationstates, nukes, astrology, astronomy, Pluto (the planet), uber-cold weather, ice ages, snow, computers, laziness, tornadoes, natural disasters, atheism, nature, atheism, "The Day After Tomorrow".
Dislikes: hot weather, summer, hollywood
Other: may be intimidated by those with different likes, dislikes, etc Doesn't smoke, but is open to those who do. either does't want kids or doesn't care.

Your mom

In the words of the great man himself, "your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

Everything you have on you at the time, in other words. Don't let on that you have a wallet or you'll never see it again!

In the words of the great man himself, "your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

Everything you have on you at the time, in other words. Don't let on that you have a wallet or you'll never see it again!
rofl
Your mom
can i have you ;)

can i have you ;)
for what?

for what?
case of beer

case of beer
Deal.

money, needle, thread, and a kitchen

hehe

Deal.
woohoo!

Other - to build you up and break you down again, revelling in your pain.

Anything they can do to better themselves at the expense of anyone else. They have less sense of commitment than men, in my experience, and are more likely to cheat on their partners.

Its been my experience that women know less about what they want than I do, which is saying a lot. Many claim that the paramount concern is a sense of humor or intelligence, both of which I have in spades. But guess what! They don't want to have anything to do with me the vast majority of the time.

Women are nearly as shallow as we are. They want looks and security, as near as I can tell. Since I'm average looking and skinny, I don't get very far. But I do own a lot of weapons. Shame most of them don't know that.

-snip-

Women are nearly as shallow as we are. They want looks and security, as near as I can tell. Since I'm average looking and skinny, I don't get very far. But I do own a lot of weapons. Shame most of them don't know that.
*stares at yours, brings out his small collection*

Other - to build you up and break you down again, revelling in your pain.

Anything they can do to better themselves at the expense of anyone else. They have less sense of commitment than men, in my experience, and are more likely to cheat on their partners.
give'em dirty stories *nods* they'll love you forever

give'em dirty stories *nods* they'll love you forever
Dude. Do you ever NOT talk about sex?

Dude. Do you ever NOT talk about sex?

Why in god's name would he want to fu... I mean, do that?

*stares at yours, brings out his small collection*

Whatcha got? I've got a .50 cal rifle, 7 swords , 4 or 5 knives, and a hatchet, which isnt really a weapon but it would hurt like a bitch if I hit you with it. I might have a baseball bat or a big stick around here somewhere too. How's [i]that for security? :D

Mostly they want you to 'GTF home and cook dinner and stop wasting time on those damn forums, you said you had studying to do' and sometimes talking, usually when you're reading a good book. :D

Dude. Do you ever NOT talk about sex?

*poke* was a joke refering to something said last night *nods*
*hands you dollar* ill give you this if you tell everyone im not real

Whatcha got? I've got a .50 cal rifle, 7 swords , 4 or 5 knives, and a hatchet, which isnt really a weapon but it would hurt like a bitch if I hit you with it. I might have a baseball bat or a big stick around here somewhere too. How's [i]that for security? :D

i have a diasho set, 7 daggers, 4 knives, compound bow, 2 fighting rods, ninja-to set, and 6 throwing knives.... and my guns i cant have *nods* i might hurt someone *kicks judge*

Hey everyone! Choqulya isn't real

i have a diasho set, 7 daggers, 4 knives, compound bow, 2 fighting rods, ninja-to set, and 6 throwing knives.... and my guns i cant have *nods* i might hurt someone *kicks judge*

Heh we could probably start a pretty badass militia. Too bad most of them would be melee troops.

Heh we could probably start a pretty badass militia. Too bad most of them would be melee troops.
*nods* also have a few chains that i've found to be quite effective

*moves to forest to set up militia base camp and starts fire prepares war paint* lalalalala whistle while you work *whistles*

Hey everyone! Choqulya isn't real


*puts on sign* "this person is not real" please see LP for more information

Baggsie the claymore. Assuming you didn't mean the mine. Wouldn't fancy running towards someone holding an AP mine.

*puts on sign* "this person is not real" please see LP for more information
He isn't

Baggsie the claymore. Assuming you didn't mean the mine. Wouldn't fancy running towards someone holding an AP mine.
that might be an effect stragy for short people when everyone has guns.... supposeing they hold it the proper way

Baggsie the claymore. Assuming you didn't mean the mine. Wouldn't fancy running towards someone holding an AP mine.

Heh yeah, no mines here. Incidentally, that claymore is probably the best weapon I own: aside from my rifle its certainly the most functional and it's actually nice and sharp. Suffice to say if anyone breaks into my house they better have a shotgun at least.

Women want security.

Heh yeah, no mines here. Incidentally, that claymore is probably the best weapon I own: aside from my rifle its certainly the most functional and it's actually nice and sharp. Suffice to say if anyone breaks into my house they better have a shotgun at least.

shotguns only work if you're stupid enough to be standing where they want you to....now a properly placed bowman to the side of an open door and back can cover 75% of a room without being seen *nods* no sound, spinning boddies amke it hard to find the exact spot too

Heh yeah, no mines here. Incidentally, that claymore is probably the best weapon I own: aside from my rifle its certainly the most functional and it's actually nice and sharp. Suffice to say if anyone breaks into my house they better have a shotgun at least.

Yeah, I love claymores.

It's been my experience that more than anything else, what women want is for men to know what women want.

Note that I did not say what women want to tell men what they want. It seems more like they want men to just sort of know it. I haven't got a clue as to how that's supposed to work, but it seems to somehow be critical to the whole deal.

women want other girls :fluffle:

Yeah, I love claymores.
i'd like one, or a flamberge... but i'd never be caught in a situation where something so large is useful...well after i get my motorcyle it might become useful *drools*

It's been my experience that more than anything else, what women want is for men to know what women want.

Note that I did not say what women want to tell men what they want. It seems more like they want men to just sort of know it. I haven't got a clue as to how that's supposed to work, but it seems to somehow be critical to the whole deal.
we need a machine like the matrix so all men can download what women want in their heads

i'd like one, or a flamberge... but i'd never be caught in a situation where something so large is useful...well after i get my motorcyle it might become useful *drools*

One step ahead of you there. I've got my bike already. Although riding a little Honda CB400 whilst wielding a claymore would look more than a little odd.

One step ahead of you there. I've got my bike already. Although riding a little Honda CB400 whilst wielding a claymore would look more than a little odd.

get a harley *nods* i think that would be a bit more impressive with big sword rather than comical *has hilarious pic of kilted mac on tiny bike weilding HUGE sword charging to the left

we need a machine like the matrix so all men can download what women want in their heads

Did you hear about the one man who finally managed to understand women?






He died laughing.

get a harley *nods* i think that would be a bit more impressive with big sword rather than comical *has hilarious pic of kilted mac on tiny bike weilding HUGE sword charging to the left

Yeah, but then I'd be riding a Harley. 'Nuff said.

Did you hear about the one man who finally managed to understand women?


He died laughing.

lol haven't heard that one for years

shotguns only work if you're stupid enough to be standing where they want you to....now a properly placed bowman to the side of an open door and back can cover 75% of a room without being seen *nods* no sound, spinning boddies amke it hard to find the exact spot too

Well not to derail the thread any more than it already has been, I'd just like to point out that my house is fairly small and there's not really all that much room to move around. If the gun is the right gague, the shooter could probably cover a decent percentage of the room with his shot; especially if we meet on the staircase.

But in all probability I'd just hang out in my room all quiet like loading up my rifle and just wait for him to come into the hall.

Yeah, but then I'd be riding a Harley. 'Nuff said.
And then no one will ever think you have a small weewee anymore :rolleyes:

Well not to derail the thread any more than it already has been, I'd just like to point out that my house is fairly small and there's not really all that much room to move around. If the gun is the right gague, the shooter could probably cover a decent percentage of the room with his shot; especially if we meet on the staircase.

its not derailing per se.... this is home security *nods* women wanna be safe. this is vital

And then no one will ever think you have a small weewee anymore :rolleyes:

*Cries*


Oh, wait, no.

Women want attention, security, commitment, and entertainment (that means you have to look good naked).

They are conniving, scheming, dishonest, and unworthy; they don't deserve any of the above qualities! But, what the hell? :p

Women want attention, security, commitment, and entertainment (that means you have to look good naked).

They are conniving, scheming, dishonest, and unworthy; they don't deserve any of the above qualities! But, what the hell? :p

*Applauds*

Women want attention, security, commitment, and entertainment (that means you have to look good naked).

They are conniving, scheming, dishonest, and unworthy; they don't deserve any of the above qualities! But, what the hell? :p
*prepares a toast in Novus' honor*

*prepares a toast in Novus' honor*

Why, I thank ye! :D

We want you to stop making these threads

you're no fun at all :p

you're no fun at all :p
What? It was the funniest reply yet

We want you to stop making these threads

QUICK, call an ambulance. My sides have just split from laughing so much

[/SARCASM]

Flatery will get you nowhere, boys :cool:

No, nevermind, I like flatery. Tell me about my eyes ;)

What? It was the funniest reply yet

*points to face in reply*

Flatery will get you nowhere, boys :cool:

No, nevermind, I like flatery. Tell me about my eyes ;)


you have the most pahretty eyes *nods then chucks carebear at her*

Face? (http://www.users.totalise.co.uk/~leiafee/ateam/dvdgrabs/rabbit/ConfusedFace.jpeg)

Flatery will get you nowhere, boys :cool:

No, nevermind, I like flatery. Tell me about my eyes ;)

They are very small, very black, and somewhat deformed.

They are very small, very black, and somewhat deformed.

Hey! Insults won't even get you as far as flatery!

mac you're so romantic... how do you do it?

mac you're so romantic... how do you do it?

It's my natural British charm. Works every time.

It's my natural British charm. Works every time.
rofl
so if i move to england.... and pretend im british... *ponders*

rofl
so if i move to england.... and pretend im british... *ponders*
You'd still be an annoying little prick, but now you're pretending to be british :p

British charm doesn't work. New York accents are sexy, though

You'd still be an annoying little prick, but now you're pretending to be british :p
you're only saying that coz you love me and don't wanna admit it :p

you're only saying that coz you love me and don't wanna admit it :p
no....... because I love you and don't want any more ladies fumbling under your kilt

British charm doesn't work. New York accents are sexy, though
The connection being......?

no....... because I love you and don't want any more ladies fumbling under your kilt

*sniff* ok *get marker and paper writes 'property of LP' on paper and tapes to kilt*

The connection being......?
the british came to the us and some live in new york?

Its been my experience that women know less about what they want than I do, which is saying a lot. Many claim that the paramount concern is a sense of humor or intelligence, both of which I have in spades. But guess what! They don't want to have anything to do with me the vast majority of the time.

Women are nearly as shallow as we are. They want looks and security, as near as I can tell. Since I'm average looking and skinny, I don't get very far. But I do own a lot of weapons. Shame most of them don't know that.

Maybe, just maybe, it's possible you're oversimplifying the equation /understatment They want humor and intelligence to varying degrees, but most women also want men who aren't desperate and who have confidence. Something you didn't mention. I've got another little tidbit for you, MOST women don't want MOST people MOST of the time. With rare exception, we, men and women, deal with those few people we are interested in that are interested in us. Now if you're not approaching those women that would be interested in you then there's an opportunity lost. If you are walking around certain women aren't interested there are even more opportunities lost. Get some confidence and I suggest your percentages will increase.

d'oh, didnt read that 'me' referred to the author of the thread. anyways they want me, not u

d'oh, didnt read that 'me' referred to the author of the thread. anyways they want me, not u


*gives your vote back* damn you! :gundge:

mwah hah hah hah!!!!! :D :D :D :D

mwah hah hah hah!!!!! :D :D :D :D
*whistles while walking closer pounces then :fluffle: * HA i win *runs off*

Women want attention, security, commitment, and entertainment (that means you have to look good naked).

They are conniving, scheming, dishonest, and unworthy; they don't deserve any of the above qualities! But, what the hell? :pThank you for warning me in time, while I'm still a lightly asocial nerd, spend 80%+ of my freetime in front of my computer and does not engage in any kind of real-life social interaction outside school, with the exception of two friends I meet once every two months or so, my cousin that I meet every three months or so, and my parents that I briefly talk to a few times a day!

I'm not sure whether I'll be able to stay out of their clutches more than a few more years at most however, as I'm beginning to strongly feel certain urges... (thank Fluff I have my hentai collection!)

Perhaps I'll try finding a woman with Asperger's, as, apart from them naturally being more similar to me, the chances of them having the very uncommon and constantly frowned upon ability of independent logical thinking should be far higher than for average women.

(in case you wonder, the first paragraph is semi-sarcastic, with the exception of my description of myself that is completely serious. The second paragraph is roughly 75% serious, and the last paragraph is completely serious)

Thank you for warning me in time, while I'm still a lightly asocial nerd, spend 80%+ of my freetime in front of my computer and does not engage in any kind of real-life social interaction outside school, with the exception of two friends I meet once every two months or so, my cousin that I meet every three months or so, and my parents that I briefly talk to a few times a day!

I'm not sure whether I'll be able to stay out of their clutches more than a few more years at most however, as I'm beginning to strongly feel certain urges... (thank Fluff I have my hentai collection!)

Perhaps I'll try finding a woman with Asperger's, as, apart from them naturally being more similar to me, the chances of them having the very uncommon and constantly frowned upon ability of independent logical thinking should be far higher than for average women.

(in case you wonder, the first paragraph is semi-sarcastic, with the exception of my description of myself that is completely serious. The second paragraph is roughly 75% serious, and the last paragraph is completely serious)
gives him a lollie

R0ffl3

*fans self*
the stories are all very..err...very good, but if i can have the guy IN the stories and *fans more* have ...err... what i am reading... then YES, I'M YOURS!!!

*fans self*
the stories are all very..err...very good, but if i can have the guy IN the stories and *fans more* have ...err... what i am reading... then YES, I'M YOURS!!!
*snuggles all cute like*
*gives self n stories to her* (with a pahretty red bow on me 'ead)

Hmmm where is real men on this voting poll?

Hmmm where is real men on this voting poll?
*points to option 4*

*points to option 4*
I can neither confirm or deny an individual's manhood if I have never met him and women cant either.

I can neither confirm or deny an individual's manhood if I have never met him and women cant either.
*clings to tcg* she can attest *nods*

gives him a lollieCandy! :eek: *violently tores it to pieces with his teeth and swallows it*

Ha you of course!

*clings to tcg* she can attest *nods*

*pet Choq, chuckling as he clings to her breast*
you should read the stories he writes *fans herself*
Damn! i need another shower

:rolleyes:
i want to suck your brains and then vomit them out so u can have them back in better form.

take care and watch out for some 'women'

:rolleyes:
i want to suck your brains and then vomit them out so u can have them back in better form.

take care and watch out for some 'women'

sounds kinky...where do i sign up?

in my mind!

in my mind!
you might want to add additions *nods* its science peoples heads are little and people are bigger *shows clipboard with experiment data he collected*

They want some good lovin.

*waste of space* .. ya know so all my subs have mah name on it coz its astethically pleasing