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http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/

I'm Fidel Castro. LOL :p

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

I got Castro as well :D

Tony Blair: As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! :D

Lol, did you find that from the link about the Election? I know i did :P
I got Mao, but i closed the page.

I suck, I'm Robert Mugabe:( I wanna be a communist or Heitler...

I got Castro too. :p

I am Saddam Hussien.

I'm Tony Blair. . .I'm going to go kill myself now, bye. :(

Castro. Whoo!

Lol, did you find that from the link about the Election? I know i did :P
I got Mao, but i closed the page.

I'm not sure actually, I don't remember clicking the link, but the window was open on the main page of that site, and I saw that :D

Now I'm Chairman Mao a little better:(
Exam in international systems and the EU tomorrow off I go to cram.
see Mekonia exit screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am Saddam Hussein, bow down before me infidels! Oh, wait.....where have all my statues gone? Why are there American imperialist pig-dogs in my palaces? What's going on here? :headbang:

HITLER!

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

I'm Tony Blair too.......that's what I get for being a Libertarian!..lol :sniper:

I'm Saddam.

I'm George W Bush, apparently.

Id lik to tink I was moore edumacated than dat...

George Bush

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

Mao

That is my favourite card game

http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/

I'm Fidel Castro. LOL :p

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
w00t castro too!

Hey, I'm Saddam Hussein! I've actually been told I look a little like him before.

Chairman Mao! Result!

im joseph stalin , no one else got stalin im all alone :(

Hitler

Fidel!


Damn right.

No worries Comrade, I am Also branded Stalin...
A confidence boost which i shall definitly record in my memoirs

Long live Jandonia :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :headbang:

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Omar.jpg

http://www.ngs.noaa.gov/LewisAndClark/images/gerbil.jpg

I got Blair...Damn, I was hoping for someone more violent...

I'm Tony Blair. Hmm... hey, the upside is that I'm best friends with the largeset media mogul in the world...

Oh yeah Tony Blair BABY! As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not.hahahahahah If you don't dig me eat babies! hahahahaaaa

I got Saddam, damn, I was hoping for someone who was either REALLY evil or not dead. Sadly he fails in both categories:
Oh dear. You're in prison now so the people of Iraq no longer need to worry that you you'll to make them disappear... They are far too busy being worried about being blown up by terrorists or shot by Americans now!
P.S. Why the hell is his body still in prison? Why isn't it stuck in Baghdad with a spikey pole in his bum?


;)

George W. Bush! w00t!!!

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

lol, I HATE G DUB!

castro :D my friend has a world terrors top trumps set, it has them all, pol pot , mao, G.W.bush and even Che ?!?!

I got Castro as well :D
Same here!

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Omar.jpg
Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!
Figures i'd get an untrendy terrorist.. : \

Noooooooooo!!!

I'm Tony Blair! lol

I am apparently hiltler.

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

comrade stalin here yeah :cool:

Damn it...I'm George Bush... :mp5: :sniper:

I haven't seen a welcome/sign in/intro thread as yet, so i'll sign here and say what's up. Fascinating place you've got here...and the Armed Republic of Hired Assassins is proud to be here.

You are...Josef Stalin!

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

Damn skippy I'm the most digusting communist leader there was in the USSR.

Well that test doesn't work. I got Omar, when I know I'm Genghis Khan. What is all that stuff about outlawing anything that is fun? Where were the questions about paying your supporters in loot and women?

Chairman Mao.

"You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!"

Stalin.

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

Hitler

George Bush.

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

Figures i'd get an untrendy terrorist.. : \

Hey I got him too. You're in damn fine company. :D

Oops! I'm Stalin

I'm Blair.

Ugh.

As I knew beforehand, I am die Führer!

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

Sieg Heil!

14/88

Robert Mugabe

You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!

I already took the test. I'm Stalin.

Hardcore!

I got Blair. Yuck! :(

I'll have to try something else.

Oh hell yes! I am Josef Stalin.
Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you

Ffsh.

I'm Tony Blair.

"As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!"

Damn. I was hoping for Margaret Thatcher. ;)

Um, Mao...hmm

Dubya :(

Josef Stalin lol

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you

Holy BUDDHA-CHRIST i'm the most ruthless dictator of them all! I'm Jean Chretien! Oh NO! :gundge:

http://www.imagemonster.org/getimg/dictator.JPG

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I'm Fidel Castro. LOL :p

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

Castro, a saint compared to Batista? At least Batista never meddled in other countries' affairs, and at least under Batista Cuba was practically a First World country.

It said I'm Chairman Mao! WTF?

At least Castro has a bit of popular support Roach. BTW, I ended up being Castro too.

At least Castro has a bit of popular support Roach. BTW, I ended up being Castro too.

A few people supported Batista. The military, police, and labor leaders supported him. Most of the country though, didn't.

haha

i'm MR. PRESIDENT "BIG SHOT" OF THE U.S. BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Mao.
2 million people starve under my rule.

Damn I'm good. :)

Tony Blair here. :eek:

Is there a complete list of all the possible dictators you could be?

Chairman mao...but where is jean chretien he was the best dictator, he throttles a protestor and wins more votes then ever before! someone sneaks in to his house to kill him and his wife hits him over the head with a frying pan i mean guys...Jean chretien was the greatest and best dictator of all time

im joseph stalin , no one else got stalin im all alone :(
I got Stalin too and I thought I would be alone few

Fidel Castro: By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

That test doesn't explain my economic views or test my hatred against communism, so they claim that I'm either Bush, Mao or Castro. Really, the only dictators I admire are Chiang Kai-shek (post 1949) and Adof Hitler (for his nationalism and rebuilding Germany into a power, not for his extreme racism).

slobodan milosevic

Damn, I suck.

Tony Blair. At least I could have gotten George W.


As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Mao.jpg

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

I'm loving it.

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hussein.jpg

http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/

I'm Fidel Castro. LOL :p

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

i got stalin

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

i got stalin

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
Why does that not surprise me

I'm Tony Blair. . .I'm going to go kill myself now, bye. :(

seconded

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Or...

Just Hitler!

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit

Hm i just did another and got Einstien as my leader and the Ovie i most am is Apocalypse Now!

Yeah im Screwed! :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/HerrBert.jpg

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hitler.jpg

I'm Tony Blair! Thank you for your vote. :D

I'm Tony Blair too! :eek:

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

Obvousily Hitler :)

Joseph Stalin

Second Time i got Hitler fear the axis

I got Hitler.

Walt Disney

I'm Hitler

FIDEL CASTRO!

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start

Adolf Hitler

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

RELEVENT STORAGE!
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I'm Fidel Castro. LOL :p

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

LOL, I got Castro as well.

LMAO!!!

I'm Mao Tse Tung... cool, how fitting

Hitler. anyone feel like putting up a poll to see what everyone got?

Hitler. anyone feel like putting up a poll to see what everyone got?

No :p

Besides, I don't know all the possible results.

I'm Tony Blair
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

Im Stalin

Adolf Hitler: Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

I got Castro. :)

sheesh!

I got Tony Blair! :rolleyes:

Could be worse - coulda got Bush! :p

Ouch. I got Hitler... but I did NOT choose to harass the jews. Jews are cool. Capitalists, on the other hand, are not. I wanted to be Kim Jong-il!! Anyway, no dictator beats the guys in Orwell's 1984. That's the kinda dictator I want to be!!

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

What a relief. I'm a Hitler!

Chairman Mao. That's OK by me.

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

wow...i cant believe it...i got GW BUSH....man i just chose the best answers...damn

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

I got Tony Bliar!
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

Chairman Mao. That's OK by me.

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
Over 20 million actually