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I went to this Chinese website and came upon this quiz. I'm a lion. :p


What are you?

http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/comparison.htm

I'm a lion. :pMe too. Cool!

Apparently a kitten. I'm fun, willing to learn new things, and not very shy. Sounds about right. :p

dear lord, I'm a gazelle!

I'm a lion, too. I wonder if anybody ain't

Edit: I guess so

dear lord, I'm a gazelle!
Innocent and doe-eyed, eh? :p

Innocent and doe-eyed, eh? :p

*flutters eyelashes* ;)

Actually I think it said something along the lines of I like to be chased but I only let a select few catch me...which is very true

Apparently a kitten. I'm fun, willing to learn new things, and not very shy. Sounds about right. :p
Whoo. Playful kittens on top

I'm a gazelle, too!

It said I was a duck-billed platapus ;)

I'm a lion too. I love kinky sex. absolutely kinky, wild, crazy animal sex. Whips, chains, oil, I'll do any thing. But on the other side I also like to have normal people sex. I also do oral. I thought I would calm down once I lost my virginity but I just got even crazier. Hey, someone send me some messages about what you like. Be specific.

Lion all the way baby. I am a leo, born in the year of the tiger, and apparently a lion in the bed. So true. ;)

Seeing as the majority of you appear to be lions will someone please tell me what the definition of a lion is? (& keep it relevant to this quiz, ok? :p)

http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/gazelle.jpg
Makes me sound like some kind of he-slut and tease.
Oh, wait. That's right - I am.

apparently i'm a cold dead fish. :p

http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/fish.jpg

Now you know why i'll never... you know. ;)

I'm a gazelle too. Sounds right to me. what is a duck-billed platapus all about? I understand the gazelle wants to be chased, the kitten is playful, the lion's and animal...but a duck-billed platapus?

Gazelle:
You know how the game is played and how to play it. You will let them all chase you but a select few will get you. Then you let them have their way with you...

That sounds about right. :D

apparently i'm a cold dead fish. :p

http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/fish.jpg

Now you know why i'll never... you know. ;)
Some cold dead fishes can be hot ;)

Wait, I thought I like to be the one who's being chased...

Some cold dead fishes can be hot ;)

Wait, I thought I like to be the one who's being chased...
Of course they can be hot. Just toss them into the oven :D

Of course they can be hot. Just toss them into the oven :D
Hmmm, that could be interesting...

Yipee I'm a kitten. How cute is that?

A lion.

furry and snarling, biting and growling ...MMMmm

Gazelle

Playful kitten...

WTF? Leopard Slug?




Just kidding. I got lion.

Hmmm, that could be interesting...
Eh? How so?

The computer told me I was a lion, but I know better than that, I must be a shrew or a guinea pig or some other small, unthreatening, fluffy creature too scared to come out from under tha table!

The computer told me I was a lion, but I know better than that, I must be a shrew or a guinea pig or some other small, unthreatening, fluffy creature too scared to come out from under tha table!

You have sex under tables?!?

Apparently a kitten. I'm fun, willing to learn new things, and not very shy. Sounds about right. :p
lol me too :D a playful kitten ^^
i wish they had more choices tho...

http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/kitten.jpg

You have sex under tables?!?

I conduct most of my affairs under a sturdy dinner table, its a tradition in my village dating back to several weeks ago.

I conduct most of my affairs under a sturdy dinner table, its a tradition in my village dating back to several weeks ago.

lmao!

I conduct most of my affairs under a sturdy dinner table, its a tradition in my village dating back to several weeks ago.
lol
its fun to play under the table ^^
even more fun than ON the table XD

[you know... legos and stuff XD.. along with other.... more..... playful "things" ;)]

note the hidden message

lol
its fun to play under the table ^^
even more fun than ON the table XD

[you know... legos and stuff XD.. along with other.... more..... playful thigns ;)]

Yeah, that way the neighbours can't see you. Of course if you want them to see you I find the front garden (theirs) works best!

note the hidden message

;)

http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/rabbit.jpg

I would have accepted no less.

note the hidden message

Am I incredibly stupid for not noting a hidden message? :confused:
They only let me near this computer as part of my adult education course, I'm not even typing this, a trained monkey is.

I went to this Chinese website and came upon this quiz. I'm a lion. :p


What are you?

http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/comparison.htm
"The animal that best portrays your sexual appetite is "horny rabbit!"

"You enjoy sex whenever you can get it, in whatever way you can get it. You are a sex-crazed nympho. You probably need some sort of counseling."

ROFLMAO!!!! That's me! :D

apparently i'm a cold dead fish. :p

http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/fish.jpg

Now you know why i'll never... you know. ;)

Yeah! cold dead fish of the world unite!
we are needed to keep the population down! :)

"The animal that best portrays your sexual appetite is "horny rabbit!"


Woohoo! A fellow bunny.

Woohoo! A fellow bunny.
K! Wuzzup, dude???

Yeah. I've always been what they use to refer to as "over-sexed." Now most just call it "normal!" :D

Yeah! cold dead fish of the world unite!
we are needed to keep the population down! :)
*slowly backs away*

oooooohhhkhhhhaaaaaayyyyy.....

I'm more interested in bringing it up. It's such a large universe out there, you know ;)

Eh? How so?

If you can't tell when you're in the hot seat, then let me give you a hint :fluffle:

http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/lion.jpg

damn!!!! I wanted to be the Horny rabbit :D :D

I like sex on the couch. so many available positions. ;)

I like sex on the couch. so many available positions. ;)
I like beds...or ground...or water. :D More room to move around...

I'm a Gazelle :p :p
That's soo funny if you could see me.

A lioness!
you know what you want and how to get it. you will hunt, find, pounce. Any person that meets your guidelines is now your prey.

LOL!

*stalks the rooms for her next prey*

I'm a lion (for some reason)...considering I get off on reading/writing yaoi fanfiction (and reading yaoi manga)...and sex does nothing for me.

A lioness!
you know what you want and how to get it. you will hunt, find, pounce. Any person that meets your guidelines is now your prey.

LOL!

*stalks the rooms for her next prey*

I'm over here by the watering hole!

I wonder how many girls would wanna have sex witha cold dead fish?

*insects chirping*

kinda figured that. :p lol

i got the kitten.

I wonder how many girls would wanna have sex witha cold dead fish?

*insects chirping*

kinda figured that. :p lol

Just watch that tumbleweed blow by :p

Just watch that tumbleweed blow by :p
Thanks for the help :p lol

now you know why i'm still single :D

I'm over here by the watering hole!

*feral grin as she stalks him*

Thanks for the help :p lol

now you know why i'm still single :D

Ah come on, sweetie you don't exactly sell yourself :p

Ah come on, sweetie you don't exactly sell yourself :p
Why? do i need to?

Why? do i need to?

Only in terms of if you out yourself down it can encourage others to think less of you. Compliment yourself or at least come across as proud of yourself/happy with your own achievements/comforatble in your own skin & people tend to respond better

*feral grin as she stalks him*

*looks up and sniffs* Can I smell a delicious Chocolate Lion?

*orders a bottle of Champane and two glasses*

Only in terms of if you out yourself down it can encourage others to think less of you. Compliment yourself or at least come across as proud of yourself/happy with your own achievements/comforatble in your own skin & people tend to respond better
"IMO, i think i look pretty nice myself. You?"

That sounds like a self compliment, and yet doesn't sound too cocky or too egocentric, right? (and yes, i actually do like to look at myself in the mirror on occasion, such as a few glances, etc)

"IMO, i think i look pretty nice myself. You?"

That sounds like a self compliment, and yet doesn't sound too cocky or too egocentric, right? (and yes, i actually do like to look at myself in the mirror on occasion, such as a few glances, etc)

It sounds 100% better than reiterating the fish comment :)

And I'm sure you're looking good too ;)

A lioness!
you know what you want and how to get it. you will hunt, find, pounce. Any person that meets your guidelines is now your prey.

LOL!

*stalks the rooms for her next prey*
Is anyone REALLY surprised by this? How about some nice tasty gazelle, Goddess? *looks vulnerable and distracted*

It sounds 100% better than reiterating the fish comment :)

And I'm sure you're looking good too ;)
You haven't seen my pic yet, have you ;)

Kitten!

Is anyone REALLY surprised by this? How about some nice tasty gazelle, Goddess? *looks vulnerable and distracted*

*feral grin as she licks her lips*
I thought you'd never ask, Suk... i was trying not to scare you off...
*she pounces*

*feral grin as she licks her lips*
I thought you'd never ask, Suk... i was trying no to scare you off...
:D

You haven't seen my pic yet, have you ;)

Says who? :p

Says who? :p
You have seen my pic?

I am a kitten :)

oh my god. furries everywhere.

I am a kitten :)

Did yu do the quiz or are you just making a life statement? ;)

&, @ TPE (or can I call you Pluto?), yes I have :cool:

I see a hell of a lot of fellow kittens around now... woohoo! Although i wouldn't mind jumping a bunny or two either heh ;)

Gazelle :p

Did yu do the quiz or are you just making a life statement? ;)

I did the quiz! ;P

Did yu do the quiz or are you just making a life statement? ;)

&, @ TPE (or can I call you Pluto?), yes I have :cool:
cool. :cool: :)

either name is fine. whichever you prefer :)

*tosses out a ball of yarn for personal amusement*

*tosses out a ball of yarn for personal amusement*

*loses control and chases off after yarn*

*stops suddenly and looks embarassed*

:(

*loses control and chases off after yarn*

*stops suddenly and looks embarassed*

:(

:)

*plays with the cute kitten*

Wow, im a sex crazed rabbit! they said i need counseling.. ho well. :rolleyes:

*loses control and chases off after yarn*

*stops suddenly and looks embarassed*

:(
*grabs yarn and dangles in air with evil grin*